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12:02 PM
i found 7 nice chrome themes but i cant choose
halp meh choose
 
the 4th one
 
i dunno others are cool too
 
cmc: digit sum of strictly positive integer
 
@LeakyNun digital root?
 
@muddyfish different
digital root is basically (n-1)%9+1
 
12:06 PM
Pyke, 4 bytes `mbs
assuming no string as input
What happened to the starboard?
Why is there obviously spam on it?
 
@muddyfish pyke does not have base converion?
 
@LeakyNun it does
 
@muddyfish show me
 
b - convert a string or sequence to base x (10 by default)
 
12:08 PM
is it possible to call a lambda from a hash in ruby?
map[index](x, y) throw me a error
 
@muddyfish you mean from base x
 
b16 - convert str seq from base 16
 
from
 
28 mins ago, by TùxCräftîñg
f62tgyhuwgtfyhuaw
why someone starred this ಠ_ಠ
 
@LeakyNun l,i,j;f(char*n){l=strlen(n);while(j<l)i+=n[j++]-48;return i;}
phew
 
12:10 PM
3 mins ago, by muddyfish
What happened to the starboard?
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei can be shorter
@muddyfish dont you have conversion from integer to base as digit list?
 
@LeakyNun not from int to sequence of digits in a base other than 10, no
 
@muddyfish and in base 10?
 
@LeakyNun how .-.
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei hint: dont even use strings
 
12:12 PM
@LeakyNun `mb - map(str(input), base10)
 
@muddyfish thats golfy
 
@LeakyNun was that sarcasm or not?
 
yes
in pyth we say jT
 
@LeakyNun expanded?
 
@muddyfish eg j 2 5 gives [1,0,1]
 
12:16 PM
@LeakyNun b2mb2
with input 5
no I haven't bothered to write it as an actual thing yet
 
@muddyfish discount pyth is discount
 
@LeakyNun ?
 
what does b itself do with input 98?
 
It works fine?
b98mb98
why would you want base 98 anyway?
 
##Pyke, 1 bytes

b
[Try it here!](http://pyke.catbus.co.uk/?code=b&input=98)
i meant this
rip format
 
12:19 PM
It doesn't work in chat
 
@muddyfish btw 1 bytes??
 
I just cut out the s when it happens
it's not worth learning the js to fix it
 
thats convenient
 
@LeakyNun i know right?
 
but why does it not return [9,8]
 
12:21 PM
@LeakyNun for what input?
 
@muddyfish you didnt even click the link did you
 
@LeakyNun It converts it to a string (I didn't notice the link)
 
alright
 
\o/
10≈{α+β}20 print 30
 
wat
this is golfing lang?
 
12:24 PM
yes
 
this is not golf
 
this is Ru
 
that's not golfy, and what does it do
 
calling a anonymous function adding two numbers
{α+β} function 10≈...20 calling the function with arguments 10 and 20
 
oh
oh, I thought the program was 10≈{α+β}20 print 30
> It was heavily inspired by Brainf**k, the original turing-tarpit.
but, P prime prime preceded brainfuck...
 
12:29 PM
what is a good unicode symbol for 'return the left argument' and 'return the right argument'
 
@TùxCräftîñg ←
@TùxCräftîñg →
 
"good unicode symbol" is an oxymoron
 
@LeakyNun ☹
 
@DestructibleWatermelon ;_;
 
12:32 PM
@LeakyNun ಠ_ಠ
 
@TùxCräftîñg @.@
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@TùxCräftîñg (@>@)
 
ɐδ₥ıτ ʈḩɐʈ ùɳıψóΔə ıʂ şŭ¶əŗıᴏṙ
 
@TùxCräftîñg please no
also you left out an r
 
12:35 PM
Hͩ̃͋͌̽̌͏̧͠͏̝̟̲͈̥̞̘̥̥E̛̱͕̬͉̰̓̽͂̂ͤ͡͝͡ ̶̲̞͔̦̳͎͂̇̈ͧ̽̈̔̾̇ͧC̳̦͙̪͚͎̗̻ͮ̇͌̍̀͒͘O̸̞͕͉̝͈͚̻͓͚ͯ̔͛̆ͤ̽̔̈ͭ̀́̕M̊̅̐ͩ̆̈͋̾̑ͤ̋̋̔͛͛̄̀̀́̚̚͠͠‌​̖̳̠̮̹̟̣̤͖E̸̛̛̪͉̪͉̘̞͍̣̗̐ͪ̿̍͛̇́͝S̛͓̰̱̼̥̱̞͔̰͇̮̙̻̻̣ͨͫͩ̀ͨͬ̋̑̉̊̽́!̭̘̈́͌̋̈́̈ͦ͊̾͒͂̓̄̐͂̋̚̚͡ͅ‌​͖͖̫̠̼̣͖!̃̏̂̋͊̂͐͒͏̖̰̮̝̙͇͉̰̰̙͕̫̘͓ͅ
 
who parsed html with regex ;_;
 
@muddyfish you can't just post zalgo text for no reason
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Oh can't I?
 
@muddyfish that is how h̟͟e҉ ̖̞è̼n҉͔̝t̢e̴̗̲̖̖͉r͕̼ś͎͍̭̫ our world
 
@DestructibleWatermelon and you k͔̫̬̞̹͎ͧ̽ͧ̒n̸̫͓͙̱̟͔̯͔̖̂̅͐ͪ̀̓͘͜o̘͔͎̙ͮ̊̔̕w̪̣̬̣͎̺̝͋̍ͫ͌̏̏͆ ͔̖̺ͬ͐̎̈̈́̆̽̋́̀I̼ͭͨͤ͒ͪ̊͒ ͔̝̘͚̐͆́̔͟d̶̙͍̳̗̥ͧ̿̔͋ͬ͟o͚̳͓͖̘̺͚͎ͮͬ͐͢͢͞n̦̲̜̓̉͋͑ͯ̉̆ͨ'̈́̿̃̀҉̰̪t̎̿ͫͨͧ̋̈͘͜͏̰̯̖̪͈̳ want t̛̞̱̼̭̖̖͇̓͌̐͆̌͂ḣ̑ͮ̏҉͈̭̺̭͚ą̫̝̼̜̱̹̹̃̍ͩ́t̔̾͌̕ because?
 
12:39 PM
ḩ̙ͯ̒̏̏̽̏̾a̸͙̬̩̮̺̙̤̽̾̂ͣ̔ͬ̇͗ḭ̛̝̰̤͙̭ͣ͂͆̔
 
look what you did muddyfish
You let Zalgo in
goddamnit my eyeballs hurt
 
@Zalgo YOU ARE NOT REAL
 
I feel them liquifying
 
h̛̙̰͇͇̰̼̬̯̒̽ͩ̒̚͟o͕̗̗̮͐̎̈w̤̤̥͖͒̌͐̇͊ͪ͞ ̷̢̥̤̻̯̟̲̫̺̦ͤ̇ŕ̻̹̙̙̟͙͍̊ͭ̅̾ ̱͉̼̂̎́̕u̝̤͔ͧͪ͘͜͠?̭̭͙͓͚ͦ͐ͪ͋̑̇̌̏́͢
 
YOU ARE A FRAUD
BOW TO THE MIGHTY OF THE REAL ZALGO
 
12:40 PM
i̞͕̖̭͎ͩͬ̾͐̆ͪͬͤ̀͢ ̟̼̺͓͑̒́͡ä̡͔̪̹͇̱̠́̈ͬ̉ͅṃ̸̲̳͔̦̀̇̽̄̓̌̑̿ ̠̈̔ͨ͐͛̏̊ͪhͪ̔ͯ͒̆̉͂̑͜͏̩̣͙̯͈̞͝ȩ͍̺͉̝̩̱̈́̑͆͌̂ͩ͘r̸̻̻̠̦̟̖̩͔͙̈̅͑e̞͈̘̺̫͈̮ͣͣ ̘̰̥̦̠̯͍̐̇͜t͕̰̱̙̘̯̥̓ͨ̚o̴̐ͪ̽̂ͤ͛ͮ͏͕͙̩͔͇ ͚̻̩̦͕̪̉ͩẹ̛̝̦̑̒̐ͪͫ̎̔̀ͅͅa̪ͪ͒̎ͭ̓͜͝t̨̙̼̰̟̼̤̋̇ͤ̂ ̜̳̝ͩ̇͒̆̂y̴̧̠̳̣̻̜̞̯̭ͯͨ̉̓ͭͣ͗̇ͭǒ̝̖͌̾ͭ̔͗̆͠u̫̤͔̘̬͚ͭ̀̾ͬ͗ͫ́͝r̴͉͔͎̗͈͚͑͛̊̅̑ͦ͊̾́͟ ̹͈̫̆͊̋̓̈́ͩ͟s̩̥ͫ̀̿̊͜o̫ͫȗ̄̌͂̐ͥ̈͒҉̖̩̲̖̭̰̻͇̗͟lͧ̒̒ͬ͐̾ͤ͒ͦ͏̠͙͈̝̹̙
 
no
you couldn't if you tried
:P you suck at zalgoing
 
if someone told me I was going to be watching two zalgos fight it out in a chatroom...
 
ಠ̧̼̼͙̬̫̯̳̆_͉̭̋͂ͪ̈ͣ͂́ಠ̛̹̌͋ͤ̂̔̇ͪ͂͢
 
i think my fonts are borked
 
Ţ̡̧̨̢h͝҉̛͜e̴̢̕ ̸̷̴o̢̢̕̕͝ǹ͢͞҉͡e̶͡ ̸̧͘҉t̶̡͏̨r͟͏̡͠u͘̕͢͞ȩ̛̕ ̧͠͞b̴̢̧͟͡e̷͡i̴͘͟͜͢ņ̶̀g͜͞.̸͡͏.̷̨͡҉.҉͠ ̶̧͝͠H̶̛e̷̢̧̕͟ ̸͡l̸̷̡̕é͟à̧̛v͢͟͢e̵͢s̢̡͘͠ ̀t̡͜͟h̨͜͞è̢̨͟ ̷́͘͞a̡͞͡b̵̛͜͞͝y̨̛s̡̛͝s͏̷ ̷̸̢͟͠t̵̢̛͜ǫ̶̵̷́ ̷̧̀͡é̀n̨̢̢͡t͏̸͟ȩ̕r̡̧̢͝ ̶̡̢̧͞o̵̷̸͞u̢͢ŗ̴̷̢͏ ̷̧͞҉̨ẁ̡͡o̸҉̶̷r̵̡̛l̵͞͠͝d͏̶̴̢.͏̛͟ ̨͘͜͡͞B̧o̸̵͟͡͝ẁ̢͡͡,̧̀ ͏̸͜͜b̡͟è͏͜͢҉f҉͜͟͠o҉̡̧̧͡ŗ̧͠͝è͘͜҉̡ ҉̵̡m̨͏̡͡y̸̴̧͟ ̴̶͞͞m҉͏a̧҉̡s͘͡͝t̴̡̕͞͝é̷r̨̢̀͞
 
12:42 PM
@Zalgo seriously, stop the zalgo now.
don't spam
 
;̸͎͈̼̲͉̖̾͊͡ͅͅ_̶̮̦̓ͬ̊ͮ̈́͑͘͠;̴̛̛̺̬̽̾̇ͫ́
 
lol it look like a G
 
I̸͔̻̖ͦ ͈̘̮̞̣̺̇ͬͦ̄͌C̳̼͍̜̈͗͑̋ͬ̌Å̤̘̤̺̝̱͙ͬN̶̠̙̖̤̠̖̑'͙̦̈́ͥ̀ͪ͑ͨ̐T̴͔̺̰̖̼̤̙̊ ͔̗̪̎̿̃̍͌͛S̯̰̹̯͝Ḛ̩̱͎ͦ̄͂̍ͭͦE̺͎͕͈͇͑ͪ ͇͖̩̹̇T̴͚͙̝͇̦̩̿̉̃H̭͎̲̱̥̗ͬE̙͚̫̱̪͍̻̿̑ͩ ͉̰ͬ͝Z̜̖A̰̻̺͍̥͈ͬ̐̉͒̈́͞L̳͚̃̾̽̈G͚̬̼O̶̲̝̾ ̺̘̟̾̔ͧM̥̮̜͇̜̲̲Y̴͖͈̏̎ͣͮ̒ ̜F̵͍͉͍͖ͧ̉̾̇̎ͧ̚Ơ̲̙̋͆N̜̐T̬͎͖͒̾̆ͯ̉S̎̕ ͕̻̇ͥͤ̾͗̌ͨ͞ͅÂ̜̖̬̬͈̭ͥͬ̇̑R͊̿̇̄̋̒E͍ͦ͌̆ͫ̔̚ ̪̟͖̓͋B͖̖̜̔͆͘O̅̒ͧR̀Ḱ͍̟̜̜̼̥̩ͥ̉͞E̸̪͍̘̹̮̤ͫ̓̀̒̒D̞́̊̇̈̑̊͂
 
:O
 
@Zalgo seriously.
 
12:44 PM
CMC: write a program to remove the zalgo from messages so I can read them
 
stop.
@muddyfish it's not worth reading anyway
 
^
 
CMC: Write a program that moves Zalgo messages to Trash
 
@muddyfish I actually want to see that program
 
WE HAVE 2 ZALGOS :O
 
12:46 PM
Sockpuppets comfirmed
 
well, my username is the definition of alpha decay, sooooooo
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ
 
@muddyfish yep, but guess who?
 
i found you
 
@BusinessCat 9 bytes: "Help @El "
 
wtf
 
@Żáłģó Square Root Of Minus Garfield
 
o_O
 
@DestructibleWatermelon *i**√Garfield
 
√-Garfield
 
12:50 PM
@DestructibleWatermelon fixt
 
b̭̥̉́aͦ̽͌̊ͨ̇̋i̸̩̯̭ͥ̄̉̽̐
 
Garfield/0
 
I'm fairly sure that is a strip on the site
 
(0/Garfield)^0
 
that's just 0^0...
 
12:52 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

FatalizeRendimoze tho vewals Given an input string, output that string with all vowels a, e, i, o and u swapped at random between each other. For example, in the string this is a test, there are 4 vowels: [i, i, a, e]. A valid shuffling of those vowels could be [a, i, e, i] therefore yielding the outpu...

 
@DestructibleWatermelon what is 0^0?
 
1
print(0**0) outs one
 
then python is wrong
 
there can be only ONE (if the expression is x^0)
 
every power of 0 is 0
 
12:54 PM
0**1 = 0 therefore 0**0 = 1 and 1**0 = 0
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ use backslashes please
 
or code block
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ haha
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ nope
 
Stoopid markdown
 
12:55 PM
exponentiation is noncommutative
1**0 is one
 
No, 1+0 is one
 
lol
did you have flawr's math teacher?
 
Nope. I just have a pHD and a Nobel Prize in mathematics
 
I have a question regarding sed. Most programs have a way of knowing it's own filename, like $0 in bash, but not sed. To write self-modifying programs I must need as input the source filename. (sed -f source source). Would that be allowed on question that specify that a program shouldn't get any input?
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ ooooh cool halp me
 
12:58 PM
@LeakyNun ended up using %e... added a longer alternative for the "expected" number formatting by using %f or %e depending upon scale and then reformatting as an aligned string. Maybe you can port that to Cheddar?
 
what's 3^3
 
yay
ω is fixed
 
@Lynn I thought about that. It'll make thr conducts harder but not impossible. But there are things I can do
 
@Żáłģó 3^3 = False
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ 3^3 = 0
 
12:59 PM
1. Make foods that are vegan and proteins (tofu...)
 
@TùxCräftîñg I got deep dreamed
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ okay
 
Deep styled actually
 
@quartata ooh, more monk food
 
@BusinessCat OMG SAME
 
12:59 PM
2. Make rings for each category that slowly add nutrition to it when you eat
 
Wait, I gotta get deep dreaming
Brb
 
Not sure what I like better.
 
Now I am shaped vaguely like a human heart
 
I have loads of dead puppies in my avatar
 
@quartata I like this better
 
1:00 PM
By the way, I will let you combine multiple foods into one meal using a ceramic plate for convenience
@Żáłģó Which?
 
the one i replyed to, the different foods
 
@BusinessCat The image is too small - I can't work out what it's meant to be
 
Yeah, figured. I'll probably do both
 
I don't know either, I stuck my picture into deep style and it spat out some mutilated mess
 
I got puppies!
 
1:03 PM
When did it start requiring you to log in?
 
Links broked
 
0**x is 0 everywhere except at x=0 where it is 1 because the empty product is 1 because 1 is the identity element over the group of real numbers under multiplication.
 
what is a good unicode symbol for while loop?
 
1:04 PM
I know this one!
@TùxCräftîñg ⟲
oh wait, that's smaller than I thought
 
@TùxCräftîñg Dennis used ¿ in Jelly - kind of makes sense
 
it dont display in vim
 
AHHH EMOJI
@JonathanAllan kthx
 
1:06 PM
IT DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE EMOJI AAAAH
🔃
that one is the same except rotated, and no emoji
 
Why does my Firefox not display all these emoji symbols?
 
because you have inferior technoljies
 
@JonathanAllan It shows up properly as emoji in Terminal.app
 
01F501 is a block replacement :(
 
1:07 PM
:/ i just realized than since Ru use infix idk how to condition
 
^ v nice
 
ah
i can rely on tau
 
@JonathanAllan ninja'd?
 
@muddyfish is that Mac?
 
@JonathanAllan yep
 
1:09 PM
On Windows BrokenOS
 
---lolwut---
in chat
 
does lolwut
@βετѧΛєҫαγ go deeper!
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Alright
 
1:10 PM
@JonathanAllan not planning to
 
The NN's favourite dog is starting to appear again :p
 
anyone try Liam's bountied challenge?
It looks doable for a pretty large bounty sum. I'm surprised no one tried it
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala I had a play, it's harder than it first appears
 
@JonathanAllan that's what I figured. So I haven't taken a shot at it yet.
 
1:18 PM
@muddyfish This one is my favorite
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Did you just post that same image twice?
 
I still like this one:
17 hours ago, by Geobits
user image
 
Oooooh, me too
 
I swear that NN is in love with that dog
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ this is cool
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It looks the same as the one two images above it
 
1:20 PM
no?
similar, not the same
 
@Rainbolt It auto updated the previous image
 
Ah
 
@Geobits Ugh, that looks horribly diseased
 
Yeah, almost like something got radiated >_>
 
Wow, Firefox for Android is absolutely crap
 
Yeah, I haven't found a better browser than Chrome for Android.
 
Makes sense though. A browser made by the same guys as the OS should work better. Are you listening Microsoft?
11
 
1:24 PM
As someone who has no choice but to use IE at work, I very much agree...
 
@Geobits Of course they are if you're on windows 10
 
@Geobits I'm not sure if that's true. I'm pretty sure its just "Google is better", as chrome > safari on mac
 
why φ is never in a language math lib ;_;
 
@NathanMerrill Ah, I haven't used safari in many years, so I wasn't sure how it was now.
 
@Geobits It was mauled by a mountain lion and just limps around the Serengeti now
 
1:27 PM
Well at least it got far away from the mountain lion afterward.
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ #operamasterrace
 
Opera on android? Eww......
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Possibly still better than DUCK
Opera on any device? Eww
 
@Downgoat #midorimasterrace
 
@Geobits :D you changed your avatar back \o/
 
1:29 PM
@Downgoat Oooh, that makes me think. We should have the writers of the best plays with lots of singing try to run the 400m faster than all the others. That would be an opera master race!
2
 
@Downgoat Yep. Like I said, it was only ever very temporary :P
Ya know, to appease the masses.
 
@El'endiaStarman XD but ...........
 
@Downgoat I know, it's so far fetched, but still...
 
Maybe the 100m instead. They might be a bit out of shape.
 
ewwww metric. 100ft is best 100 race
 
1:32 PM
@Geobits Hmm, point. And, just for funsies, have Bolt run alongside them. :P
 
#imperialmasterrace
With Celsius instead of Fahrenheit
 
Now that's just weird.
 
Just use metric ;_;
 
@El'endiaStarman brb adjusting chatgaot to generate plays so I can run alongside him
@BusinessCat never
 
eivl gaot
 
1:33 PM
imperal system is system of freedom
2
 
@Downgoat They'd certainly be heavily laced with profanity. Oh wait, that was Marky.
 
@BusinessCat ;_; y u do dis. how can gaot becum un-eivl
 
@Downgoat bring back The Empire
 
Clearly the US has it right. Silly rest of the world doing it wrong...
 
@El'endiaStarman Hey, chatgoat knows how to curse perfectly well :P
 
1:35 PM
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Imperial March plays
I'mma go find that on YouTube now and listen to it. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman The Queen marches through with Darth Vader mask on
A red sceptre in her hand
 
@Geobits I have a profanity filter I never use
 
@βετѧΛєҫαγ That would be so funny to see...and perhaps terrifying for everyone else. :P
 
TIL there's an imperial unit smaller than inches
 
Hayyyyy
Installing Windows XP! :D
 
1:37 PM
@BusinessCat half-inches
 
Thous
 
@zyabin101 Hay is for horses goats.
 
1/1000 of an inch
 
Actually, do goats eat hay?
 
@BusinessCat smidgeons
 
1:37 PM
PSA: Hexagony now added to anarchy golf
7
 
@BusinessCat I've never heard of this unit. Interesting.
 
@El'endiaStarman I was saying "hey" ㅠ.ㅠ
 
@El'endiaStarman depends
 
er poppyseed
finger
infact: finger, digit, barleycorn, line, poppyseed...
English units are the historical units of measurement used in England up to 1824, which evolved as a combination of the Anglo-Saxon and Roman systems of units. Various standards have applied to English units at different times, in different places, and for different applications. The units were redefined in the United Kingdom in 1824 by a Weights and Measures Act, which retained many but not all of the unit names and redefined some of the definitions. The term "English units" is ambiguous, as it could refer either to the imperial units used in the UK, or to United States customary units, which...
 
The more I read the Wikipedia article on Imperial measurements, the less sense it makes
2
And it already made no sense
 
1:40 PM
@BusinessCat Try this:
The Imperial units or the Imperial system is a collection of measurement units. An Act of Parliament in 1824 created it from traditional English units. Commonwealth countries used this system from 1824 until they changed to the metric system. The imperial system is very similar to the American system but there are some differences. == Length == The British nautical mile used to be 6080 feet. In 1970 the UK adopted the international definition of 1852 metres. == Measures of area == == Volume == The full table of British apothecaries’ measure is: For a comparison to the U.S. customary system see...
 
That's what I'm reading
 
rood = 1 furlong × 1 rod
WTH
 
@BusinessCat You do realize that basically no one uses these anymore, right?
Also, rood is a unit of area? Neat.
They should've defined it as the area of a door.
 
I know most of the units aren't used
 
1:42 PM
That's a doorea
 
@BusinessCat quit your job now
 
0
Q: The Final Number

DanielChallenge Write a program that takes an array of 4 integers (which represents a sequence of numbers generated by a certain algorithm) and returns the next integer that would follow. We will only be using simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division algorithms with a constant (i....

 
@BusinessCat We actually use acres's quite a bit to describe size of gardens and farms
 
@NewMainPosts That's a dupe isn't it?
 
1 hundredweight = 4 quarters = 112 pounds
 

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