@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC We were skyping. Every time I show him something remotely code related (even a directory listing) he says he gets a headache >_<

@Downgoat now?

ok

can someone try npm install -g your-mom and run your-mom?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ open a terminal, and do ls -aR / and see what he thinks of that.

@TùxCräftîñg ok

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan on windows.

Oh. In that case, just delete system 32.

^

Hey @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ, wanna help me with this KoTH? I think you'll like it

ಠ_ಠ

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Nah nah, you gotta delete system256

@quartata Yes.

That fixes your computer 8 times as much

one day your mom will stop to be borked. one day.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ OK, I'll make a room or something

kk

While we're on the subject, WTH is it called system 32 in the first place?

@TùxCräftîñg still borked

@TùxCräftîñg cloning your mom.

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan system = system, 32 = 32 bit as in win32

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ dont clone it, install it from npm

Is it just cause 2^5==32?

@TùxCräftîñg what?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ npm install -g your-mom

where

ಠ_ಠ

Oh doy.

-g will install globally

@TùxCräftîñg made a PR pls merge

okay, installing your mom

SHABANG FTW

@TùxCräftîñg does npm auto-update from github?

nope

i have to publish it

ok pls publish

λ npm install -g your-mom

> your-mom@1.1.5 prepublish C:\Users\Conor O'Brien\Documents\Programming\your-mom
> babel src -d lib --minified

Error: Couldn't find preset "es2015" relative to directory "C:\\Users\\Conor O'Brien\\Documents\\Programming\\y
our-mom"
    at C:\Users\Conor O'Brien\AppData\Roaming\npm\node_modules\babel-cli\node_modules\babel-core\lib\transforma
tion\file\options\option-manager.js:395:17
    at Array.map (native)
    at OptionManager.resolvePresets (C:\Users\Conor O'Brien\AppData\Roaming\npm\node_modules\babel-cli\node_mod

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ blame-windows?

^

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Downgoat you'll be happy to hear that since last night, V is now 30% less python.

:O

:D

I just made that number up, but I did finally merge vigor.

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Funnily, it borked the one V command you know. Á

your mom is still borked

C:\Users\Elie>your-mom
Le chemin d’accès spécifié est introuvable.

the translation is File not found

$ your-mom
/c/Users/Elie/AppData/Roaming/npm/your-mom: line 1: /node_modules/your-mom/lib/yourmom.js: No such file or directory

now the error message is better

@chemin pourquoi tu est introuvable ;___;

@"%~dp0\node_modules\your-mom\lib\yourmom.js"   %*

wat

@Downgoat cringe

wait wtf your-mom is not in node-modules

ಠ_ಠ

FYI (sry for Off-Topic): there's a coup going in turkey apparently

@quartata ;_; im sorry i only speak fluent gaot

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ explain to him hello world and go from there; ask why he doesn't get a headache when he watches movies and just explain to him a short "99 bottles of beer" program.

^

yeah, the president is in a secret location\

@quartata why? his french is understandable

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC tried it already. he goes like "ughhhhhh it's too complicated"

> tu est

it's valid AFAIK

es tu is better but tu est is valid

@TùxCräftîñg oh :|

But it's not conjugated right... that would be like saying I is

I is denying this

es tu is better?

When I'm old, I can say that when Turkey had a revolution or whatever

*I was chatting on TNB

lol

wow i have written est tu ._.

Spanish.se, folks

best grammar ever 10/10

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC This isn't Spanish

darn

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC this is french

^

still has conjugatinon

french is close from spanish but french =/= spanish

every decent language has conjugations

english has just a few

and python doesn't

(jk)

@SEJPM python doesn't have conjugations

ninja'd to the joke ;___;

first time I ninja'd someone

\o/

@Downgoat o pls

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ just say to him "well I didn't learn programming by thinking it's to complicated" or by showing him Hello, World. If he still refuses, tell him that he's saying that because he refuses to break the social paradigm that programming is hard; I learned it (proper python) in 4th grade

and that he isn't a rebel

> your-mom is not installed in node_modules, the cause is unknow, but it's likely to be NPM black magic.

ಠ_ಠ

I'm not trying to teach him XD he wants to be a pilot

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I learned C++ when I was still in school, and I only shot myself in the foot a few times :P

children learn programming easily because they believe they can do anything (which they can't, but it's healthy)

@SEJPM did you start with C++

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC C with a quick switch to C++

if you did, then it's like learning to drive with a tank

i have started programming at the age of 9, with java

@TùxCräftîñg same age I did

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC steamrolls everyone

python is where my <3 goes

@SEJPM when did you start?

Python: 15

i love python and node.js

and sometimes i code in rust

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC 14? 15?

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan you're the least hip out of us - but don't worry

@SEJPM about steam rolling everyone - I learned when I was 9 or 10

so don't say that you steamrolled everybody

YOUR MOM IS UNBORKED \o/

and C isn't a good choice for a starting language either

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC it was a joke referring to the tank analogy :/

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC 6 with Perl

oh

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC did I say 15? Uh, I meant 1.5

@quartata darn. really?

brb in 2sec

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan no need to worry - we're cool

-10 ASM? :P

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Yes. I wasn't very good at first obviously

@quartata I learned to do the Django when I was 11

am back

@TùxCräftîñg YAY \o/ \o/ pls npm update

uninstall and reinstall it

what's new? I don't use npm

to unbork it

$ your-mom
;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis

\o/ \o/ \o/

\o/

i cant beliv i fergit fiel naem ;_;

@TùxCräftîñg "Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

^^

Confession: I don't know how to touch type, but I have 30 WPM ;_;

wait how do you have typed j at the place of ; ಠ_ಠ

I type at 80.

i type at my computer

@TùxCräftîñg that was before another bork, I unborked it with a bork

^

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I can never understand those kinds of people

I like how there's /r/programmerhumor but not /r/lawyerhumor or /r/scientisthumor

i type on a keyboard?

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Well, I spend like 6+ hours a day typing, so...

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan do you use Dvorak?

disclaimer: I don't

i am at 41 wpm at my max speed, probably 20-30 in average

No. But I've been semi-trying to learn.

I know the home row and middle 2, but not very well.

Hey everybody on a non-Max *nix system: type sl on your terminal

or alternatively brew install sl

meant sl, not ls

$ type sl
-bash: type: sl: not found

;_;

;_;

same for me

@TùxCräftîñg you're running windows

sl is a *nix easter egg

with mingw, msys and cygwin

@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC what is the output of sl?

hai @Geobits

@TùxCräftîñg still no - it's bundled software

strawpoll.me/10756144

@TùxCräftîñg a moving choo-choo train; it has many options too

and a loud whistle

o_o I have 95wpm

@Downgoat Nice!

@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ

If I make a typo my WPM tanks, totally throws me off my game lol. It's usually pretty high though

^ yup. Pretty sure that's normal.

i feel alone with my 31-50 wpm ;_;

no planes =(

:(

wat

I'm honestly going to do this

xD

why so many stars ಠ_ಠ

i am going to get rsi from all these typing tests >_>

Om nom nom

wtf is this white thing

;___; now it says im at 84 ;___;

84?

@TùxCräftîñg 84 WPM

Lol, who tf flagged that?

h1 @ACuriousMind

i think i should add a link to your-mom in my profile

Just passing through to see those fabulous snails

@TùxCräftîñg What?

@ACuriousMind a golfing language

@TùxCräftîñg y u push lib/?

@Downgoat i must otherwise this dont work

:(

;_;

maybe use travis?

travis?

ci server

@TùxCräftîñg travis-ci.org

you can set it up to automatically build and publish to npm whenever you push to GH

+1

Things happening in Turkey

yup

Coup underway in Turkey

@HelkaHomba o_o