The Nineteenth Byte

PhiNotPi

17:00

@Dennis What if I disguise a game as a programming language?

Sp3000

@PhiNotPi Call it SCRIPTRAN

Dennis

@PhiNotPi Then I'd make it look like I host it on TIO, but permalinks would actually rickroll.

7

Bald Bantha

Apr 13 at 0:49, by epicTCK

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Indy staples his hat

Luis Mendo

@PhiNotPi Just make it compute sums and test primality somehow

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:02

@QPaysTaxes actually, that would be a good idea! (the first part)

Bald Bantha

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Already made

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

link?

Bald Bantha

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ itch.io

Alex A.

@BaldBantha This can actually happen if you let avocados sit too long without eating them.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@BaldBantha oh, cool

@AlexA. they also splat when the cats attempt to eat it and knocks it onto the ground. :/

@QPaysTaxes Because you are a space in your var name?

PhiNotPi

17:04

HQ9+FPS (first-person shooter)

3

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

roflmao

Luis Mendo

@QPaysTaxes Wrong place for a serious question :-)

Just kidding. Sorry, my C is too rusty

Bald Bantha

@AlexA. Its a game I was making but I ran into a problem. If you want to help troubleshoot then that would be cool

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi "Hello, World! Now prepare to meet your doom."

Bald Bantha

17:05

link to tryitonline?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I CAN"T DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO STAR

Bald Bantha

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Saw that

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I want to keep the HQ9+FPS one on top...

Dennis

@QPaysTaxes Closed as unclear what you're asking. What error does it raise?

Bald Bantha

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Star this

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:06

BUT I DON"T WANT TO GIVE UP STARRING EVERYTHNG

eh, it seems to haev failed anyway. Starring everything that deserves stars

hey, I am not the dude starring that stuff

okay seriously stop.

Leave it starred, and go eat avocad.

El'endia Starman

@BaldBantha tryitonline.net

Sp3000

TIO mini-challenge: find out the password to Dennis' server

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes .. I think so, given it errors....

@Sp3000 "imgolfman123"

Geobits

Casting complete :)

El'endia Starman

@Sp3000 Does TIO even have a login page?

Dennis

17:08

@Sp3000 I don't use passwords.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Dennis you make the login write code to solve a problem in <1 byte?

El'endia Starman

@Geobits Hey cool, I broke my left arm too! (Many years ago.)

Sp3000

@Dennis ...private key then?

El'endia Starman

Specifically, it was the head of the radius that broke.

PhiNotPi

@Geobits You should allow PPCG members to draw doodles on his cast.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:09

@Geobits oh cool. Minibits took the photo for you?

Dennis

@Sp3000 Yep.

El'endia Starman

@QPaysTaxes That'd be easy, actually.

Geobits

@El'endiaStarman It's his second time. Humerus this time, wrist last.

@PhiNotPi If you can work out the logistics of that...

El'endia Starman

@QPaysTaxes Not necessarily. Just high-five with the non-broken arms.

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes Fell off a balance beam, landed on the elbow.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:10

@Geobits maybe 3D print a design stencil, with people emailing you the design file?

Geobits

Anyway, this cast is only going to be on for a week, so don't worry about doodling yet.

More xrays in a week, then either recasted or pins.

El'endia Starman

@Geobits For me, it was tripping on the side of a square concrete column while in midair. Executed a near perfect front fall thanks to my Tae Kwon Do training, and as a result, I didn't shatter my wrists. :D

Geobits

@El'endiaStarman Nicely done. Yeah, he got the wrist coming off the monkey bars wrong a couple years back.

Bald Bantha

@Dennis Yes you do. SSH [email protected] asks for a password. and imgolfman123 is not it.

El'endia Starman

:D

quartata

17:13

@BaldBantha He means he uses public keys

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Err, well I guess that could work. Or, you know, just send me a line drawing and I can just trace it :P

Rainbolt

I've never broken a bone. I had a friend that broke over twenty (some surgically broken so that they would be the same length as the previously broken ones)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh

Bald Bantha

@quartata If its public what is it? (JK)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

that too

Dennis

17:13

@BaldBantha The user Dennis doesn't even exist.

El'endia Starman

@Rainbolt o_o

Geobits

@Rainbolt Yeah, me either. This whole "your bones can break" thing is new to me :D

Bald Bantha

@Dennis OIC

Ill try admin later. GTG

Rainbolt

@Geobits Did you drink your milk as a child (like me)?

quartata

I don't understand the point of Github Pages having Jekyll if it doesn't let you specify how it builds the website

Geobits

17:14

@Rainbolt Umm, sometimes I guess. Not any more than usual I think.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

strawpoll.me/10193430

quartata

Apparently I have to use Travis + Jekyll which makes my head hurt

Geobits

That seems more like it should be yes/no, not true/false :/

quartata

All I wanted to do was have it run opal --compile on all the ruby things before starting the server

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

shh it's a query

El'endia Starman

17:15

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Conor: Asks a yes/no question, has true/false as answers.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

it's a query

:p

El'endia Starman

Though if you're referencing HK47, that makes a bit more sense.

meatbags

Geobits

Or maybe he's referencing AKB48.

Bald Bantha

@QPaysTaxes Every Child has had milk or they would be dead.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

strawpoll.me/10193458

El'endia Starman

17:17

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Muuuch better. :P

Geobits

I think that should be dranken.

>_>

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<_<

El'endia Starman

^_^

Bald Bantha

@Geobits (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Geobits

Why you wanna go and ruin the table?

Bald Bantha

17:19

@Geobits just following Jesus

Geobits

Strawpolls are games? Worst game ever.

El'endia Starman

More like "drunk". "Every child has drunk milk...". Really, I would just reword the sentence a bit.

Bald Bantha

@QPaysTaxes Want to see something german?

El'endia Starman

@BaldBantha I liked your first response.

Flipping tables is definitely an answer to "What would Jesus do?".

Bald Bantha

JEANS TEAM - Totes Kino

►

Geobits

17:20

I'll have to keep that in mind.

Bald Bantha

SFW, just disturbing and creepy ^^

@QPaysTaxes no you said 9

@QPaysTaxes no is nein

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

which is homonym with german nein

which means no

@BaldBantha ...

Geobits

Jeez, the android stack is really, umm... (what's a polite word here)... inactive.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

nein not nien

El'endia Starman

Which is why I starred that message once I got the pun. :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:21

@Geobits yeah

they don't have geobits'es to keep them frustrated with downvotes

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm trying to fix that, but my question has been up since last night and has eleven views.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

o_O

link?

Geobits

At least two or three of which are mine.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I will ~~downvote~~ answer for you if I ~~have enough rep~~ know how to solve the problem.

Geobits

I have enough rep to downvote, but I can't downvote my own post :P

Bald Bantha

17:23

@QPaysTaxes OK OK I only know a little german ein svie drie fear fumf sech sebin eich nun tzen << IDK how to spell in german

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

...

Geobits

I think you forgot four...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^^

Geobits

And five?

Martin Büttner

zwei...

Bald Bantha

17:24

@Geobits fear

@Geobits and 5. fixed.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@MartinBüttner is probably appalled at our suckiness in german.

lol

Geobits

I can't spell in German at all, but I know a tiny bit from when I was a kid.

Bald Bantha

Hey never studied it. Only ever studied 3 languages (including english)

Alex A.

@Geobits I-n space g-e-r-m-a-n

Pretty simple

Geobits

You forgot the space :/

Sp3000

17:25

uno, zwei, trois, cuatro, er...

Bald Bantha

@Sp3000 cat, sunk...

Alex A.

@Geobits status-completed

Geobits

@Sp3000 go, six, shichi

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes goodbye!

Alex A.

Itchy knee, son. She go.

Bald Bantha

17:26

@Geobits yek, du, se, chor, pienj, shash, aft, asht, nu, da

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Geobits what language is "go" in, other than english?

Martin Büttner

japanese

Geobits

It's five.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

and shichi?

Sp3000

Did Geobits double up on JP?

Geobits

17:27

seven

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

google says not japanese

Geobits

google-is-wrong

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

Geobits

Google translate wants kanji or kana though, not roman letters. That's probably why

Sp3000

You need to google しち

Or なな

Bald Bantha

17:29

OK so who here is bi-ligual (or ti-lingual etc)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

o_O

@Geobits are you sure it means 7?

Geobits

@Sp3000 >_> it's been a long day and I can't remember my chinese pronounciations.

Sp3000

wu for 5 would have worked :)

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

@Sp3000 are you chinese? Or just know chinese?

Sp3000

17:30

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_numerals

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Chat mini challenge: given a number n, output a string of random printable ascii characters of length n.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

MyEpicLanguage, 0 bytes: ``

Sp3000

whistles not telling :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Totally created before today.

Martin Büttner

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that's printable ASCII

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

17:31

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ that's two bytes >_>

Bald Bantha

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ languege: input: 5 answer: yqdhf

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@MartinBüttner aren't \n and \t also printable ascii?

Martin Büttner

no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

oh

orlp

Borromean hairpins

3

Martin Büttner

17:32

and ASCII is 0-127

Bald Bantha

get random number between 0-127, and print the next n numbers

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@MartinBüttner I knew that :p

orlp

bytes are 0-255

and your mom is 0-INF

Geobits

bits are 0-1

Martin Büttner

zeros are 0

orlp

17:32

unary is 0

Geobits

Geobits is 33

orlp

avocad is _UNK

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ...

Martin Büttner

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Now go and memorise these things. We'll test you tomorrow.

Bald Bantha

@orlp ∞ better than urs

Geobits

17:33

Infected?

Sp3000

Inflated, I believe

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@MartinBüttner !! THE ANSWER IS PI/2 I SWEAR

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp I think you mean -INF to NaN?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits No, infatuated.

(please tell me if you get the pi/2 reference)

Geobits

nobody tell him

Sp3000

17:34

Nope

orlp

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ surely you must mean Tau/4

3

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

the sin func?

@orlp I. Hate. Anti-Pi people.

Geobits

I'm apithetic about it myself.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I have nothing against tau, just the fact that it's never changing, people should just deal with it.

Sp3000

I'd like to say I'm on the nobody-cares fence

orlp

17:36

τ > π

τ is twice as good as π

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@orlp I mean pau/3

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp ... just no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@orlp it's also twice as large, ergo less golfy :/

orlp

tau is the ratio between the circumference and radius of a circle

Geobits

>_>

orlp

17:38

tau radians is 360 deg, or a full circle

Sp3000

Er...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=5

orlp

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ofc oopsie

PhiNotPi

@orlp Surely you mean phi/1.3484

3

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

17:40

sighs

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

idk

PhiNotPi

Looks like nobody cared for my joke.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

you got the denominator wrong

PhiNotPi

rip

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:42

^

wizzwizz4

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I know, I saw! :-)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

well my battery is about to die and I can't plug it in

PhiNotPi

also rip

orlp

why are you guys against tau?

Bald Bantha

thepimanifesto.com

PhiNotPi

17:43

@orlp Because it will always be a lepton in my mind.

wizzwizz4

Tau is more logical than pi, but pi is the industry standard, so...

Geobits

phi/phi makes for a nice constant.

wizzwizz4

@PhiNotPi I prefer Repton d:-D

orlp

@wizzwizz4 what does that matter?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@wizzwizz4 y u no upvote

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

17:44

lots of fonts have support for pi, but not necessarily for tau

wizzwizz4

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yes I did!

orlp

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ? virtually all have support for every greek letter

Sp3000

Am not against tau, but both have their advantages so pick one and stick with it

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

strawpoll.me/10193710

Bald Bantha

@orlp or -1/2 i log(-1) or 90 degrees or E(0) wolframalpha.com/input/?i=pi%2F2

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:44

@wizzwizz4 sorry, didn't show up. Thanks.

orlp

notation from 200 years ago is never used

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@orlp certain fonts

orlp

in 200 years from now no one will use pi

wizzwizz4

@orlp Sheet music is.

orlp

@wizzwizz4 math notation...

and sure, some parts are used

but people underestimate how much it changes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

17:45

I'm pretty sure Arabic numerals were used 200 years ago.

3

wizzwizz4

@orlp Well, pi is still used!

Bald Bantha

@orlp I sure hope you are wrong, because I want my great grandkids to enjoy the same pie my grandma makes for me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> I think that user requires percussive maintenance.

wizzwizz4

@BaldBantha *you're

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Zgarb Can I use jconsole.exe to execute files containing J code?

Bald Bantha

17:51

2

orlp

wow, big avocad

many feed

much yummy

wizzwizz4

@orlp Now my mouth is watering... :-(

orlp

@wizzwizz4 then stop it from watering

fill it with avocad

wizzwizz4

@orlp Stop it. I DON'T HAVE ANY!!! :'-(

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bad orlp :p

3

maybe orl:p

orlp

17:54

@wizzwizz4 mmm

delicious juicy avocad

wizzwizz4

@orlp Waahahaha!!!

orlp

an unorthodox way of stopping your mouth from watering is to place a finger in the anus, and then in the mouth

Alex A.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Good god, people actually said yes to this

Bald Bantha

I wrote this bookmarklet a while back:

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I tried to make it short but wow I did a terrible job.

Gofled: javascript:t="troll";document.title=t;%20alert(t);h=document.getElementsByTagNam‌e('img');for(i=0;i<h.length-1;i++){h[i].src="http://www.warpathonline.org/wp-cont‌ent/uploads/2015/04/troll-face.png"}

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. I know...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

17:57

XD

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

It was @Himarm and @ManlyMann from Mos Eisley chat.

the sci-fi one.

Alex A.

They were the ones that said yes?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yeah

Alex A.

Plus one other person because it says 3

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh

I know they did, idk who the 3rd was.

Alex A.

17:58

I can only hope they either aren't old enough to vote or aren't registered to vote in the US...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Himarm is, MannlyMann isn't.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Sorry, that was me, I misclicked

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ihaichu

wait nvm, BUT IT BETTER BE A MISCLICK

orlp

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ why post a poll in two different chat rooms

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