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9:00 PM
yes, that's why a bunch of llamas always stick together
 
mhmm, thought so
 
@HelkaHomba Maybe you've got an idea for the actual problem I'm trying to solve though. See chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/29166618#29166618 and subsequent messages.
ah got it
I just had to reshuffle entire rows instead of corners
 
Wat, Python's map takes multiple iterables? Why have I been messing with zip all this time?
 
@quartata You're right, too long. I think I'll shorten it
 
The problem is because Zn is both norm and determinant right? You have to specify the inputs
 
9:07 PM
@MartinBüttner I think I'm failing to account for some aspect of Sudoku board validation... could you glance over my generating program and see if I am?
https://repl.it/CITt/8
 
@Dennis Uh, so you don't write an empty lambda when the function is too complicated for that? Who knows, really :P
 
@mbomb007 that reminds me, I totally forgot to include the sudoku rules in the challenge...
 
@MartinBüttner It matches all 10 valids, but also 5 invalids.
 
what do you mean by "validate boxes horizontally/vertically"?
 
It's generating a regex that I test with retina.
The vertically method is just another way I validated boxes to see if it worked better.
It's the direction I check
If a 1 is in the first 3 of a row, or the 2nd 3 of a row, or the 3rd 3...
...
maybe that's what I did wrong
 
9:10 PM
just fyi, I just finished my own solution and it's 137 bytes atm
 
Yeah. g4u
 
honestly, I have no clue how your program works
 
It's pretty brute force.
Anyway, I'm certain the box checking is wrong now
 
@quartata Yes. I'll move det to somewhere else, maybe | (abolosute value) And maybe I'll add a one-byte command to indicate "take one more input"
Anyway, I think you can get down to 11 bytes. Did you see my comment?
 
@LuisMendo also I forgot matl has float literals :P qZSQ was shorter than 1 2/>
 
9:12 PM
@MartinBüttner (?=.{0,8}1)(?=.{0,8}2)(?=.{0,8}3)... checks if there is one of each number in that row
Since 0-8 is before each char in the first row
 
nice avatar @mbomb007
 
@EasterlyIrk Thx.
 
I did think you were @ETHProductions for a moment.
Where is he?
 
I'll probs change it later. Since I'm not into Kirby as much as other things.
 
haven't seen him recently.
 
9:13 PM
idk
 
@mbomb007 try nethack
 
never played it
I'll probably change it to something from an anime, or League of Legends.
 
D:
go play nethack
and anime is goodish
 
I'm into Pokemon rt now
 
@mbomb007 sounds about right
 
9:14 PM
I know @Maltysen and @Quill both watch anime?
 
Cool.
 
@quartata BTW my suggestion t!Y*2$0ZnYo works because nonzero numbers are truthy (I guess that happens in most languages)
 
yeah
though I often wish -1 were not truthy in python.
 
The only ones I've finished are FMA: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, and Black ☆ Rock Shooter.
I'm on Season 2 of Pokemon rt now
 
Golfyer: rn
 
9:16 PM
@EasterlyIrk same
 
vs rt now or right now
 
@EasterlyIrk Registered Nurse
 
ooh
never thought of htat comeback.
 
Black ☆ Rock Shooter is only 8 episodes. Worth watching.
There's only sub. No dub.
 
9:18 PM
okay, I think it's about ready now... any further comments? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/8992/8478
 
@LuisMendo Yo works nicely thanks
 
@quartata Yo no prob bro
 
s/bro/bruh/
 
haha
 
9:20 PM
@EasterlyIrk It's not necessary to ping people when simply mentioning them in conversation. Pings should be used to alert someone's attention to something.
 
yolo yo
 
yolo ya facez brotatoes
 
Hmm I hope Dennis doesn't golf his APL solution
 
@quartata That's what I was thinking :-)
Or come up with something in another language
 
@MartinBüttner No further comment. Just gotta fix my prgm
 
9:22 PM
luckily jelly didn't have determinant when the challenge was posted
 
I'm not sure whether I should be surprised by these results: strawpoll.me/10008879/r
 
@quartata I happened to have a Windows laptop yesterday (changed a faulty hard drive for a coworker), and briefly abused it to install NARS2000. I couldn't try to golf my submission if I wanted to. ._.
 
@Dennis You should be able to use the NARS binary with Wine
 
Ubuntu 16.04 only has Python 3.5 by default
that's big
 
@AlexA. I should be able to do a lot of things with Wine.
 
9:25 PM
@orlp Yeah, I heard they were doing that. I think it's a step in the right direction. IMO 2 should be phased out entirely.
 
@AlexA. oh sorry I shouldn't ping you
@AlexA. oops
 
Quite frankly, I'm surprised 2 is still being used as much as it is.
 
@Dennis The NARS website mentions Wine specifically, which is why I say that
 
@QPaysTaxes No. This does.
 
@QPaysTaxes See, now I think you're just pinging @AlexA. for no reason :P
 
9:27 PM
@QPaysTaxes ooo I love mod abuse
which mod do we abuse next?
 
@QPaysTaxes Hmm, pronoun confusion. You mean @AlexA. when you say "his", right?
Oh, ok. @AlexA. did you get that?
 
@Geobits I've chಠsen to ignಠre this conversation.
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I can't imagine why.
 
My attention was certainly drawn to it. :P
 
@LuisMendo By the way, Dennis added an interesting behavior for Jelly's determinant for when the matrix isn't square that I think we should steal borrow. If the matrix isn't square it does the determinant of matrix^T * matrix instead
 
9:30 PM
@AlexA. I agree. Though some people like to know when they're being talked about, however mundanely
 
@AlexA. that means it's working
 
@HelkaHomba I don't think @AlexA. is one of those people.
 
@HelkaHomba I would, so I do that for others.
 
@Geobits Do we ever talk about @AlexA. mundanely?
 
@HelkaHomba Hmm. Fair point.
 
9:32 PM
This stopped being funny roughly 20 pings ago.
3
 
Was it ever?
 
@HelkaHomba they can search for their name in the transcript then
 
@Dennis I agree, but every now and then you just feel like beating a dead horse. Seriously.
 
It did.
 
@Geobits like this dead horse you mean?
 
9:34 PM
Anyway, I came to ask..
 
@MartinBüttner rofl
 
What's the silliest/dumbest name you've seen for a commonly used program/software package/code library? (something you didn't name yourself)
 
@MartinBüttner Yea, pretty much like that :D
 
what stopped being funny?
 
Pinging @ AlexA. a ton of times.
 
9:34 PM
@Geobits OK, Seriously puns are still good.
 
NO.
Much no.
 
@QPaysTaxes Aw, ninja'd.
 
@HelkaHomba DISCSS
and it's successors.
 
@HelkaHomba Go
away
 
9:36 PM
GIMP is pretty terrible as a name.
 
@HelkaHomba Servo's HTML5 parser is called html5ever
 
rofl
 
lol
 
Oh gross.
 
<kmc> maybe the whole project needs a better name, idk <jdm> html5ever <Ms2ger> No <jdm> you just hate good ideas http://mainisusuallyafunction.blogspot.co.uk/2015/03/html5ever-project-update-one-year.html
 
9:37 PM
@QPaysTaxes I kinda mean most ridiculous name, like "BearsInBonnets.github" but :P
 
Hey, FOG was kinda accidental.
 
@Doorknob so you know jdm and ms2ger?
 
@Optimizer um no
 
Irrelevant: There's a company in Princeton, NJ, called Biomedical Systems, and they use the abbreviation BMS. They often get confused with Bristol-Meyers-Squibb (the huge company that goes by BMS) which is also headquartered in Princeton, NJ.
Why would they think it's a good idea to go by BMS
 
@Doorknob but you contribute to rust/servo, no?
 
9:39 PM
@Optimizer no
 
@QPaysTaxes Hello
 
@AlexA. For some reason that makes me think Birritable Mowel Syndrome.
 
uhhhhh...
 
@AlexA. stop BMSing
 
9:40 PM
BookMyShow
 
@Geobits That's almost a spoonerism. Perhaps delirious Mr. Spooner with food poisoning.
 
Yea... no idea why my brain went there with it, but I felt it needed to be shared.
 
@QPaysTaxes It should've been named Ccript
 
@HelkaHomba My friend in high school got her stepdad a briefcase for his birthday with his initials on it. It didn't occur to her beforehand that his initials are "PMS".
 
pronounced as see-cript
 
9:42 PM
This is a test of how SE forwards links.
 
GarbageScript
 
Huh.
Skype follows that link.
It started boxing my error pages as rickrolls.
 
Kinda hard to rickroll that way, eh?
 
Ye. .-. I might have to change how I forward the address.
 
rofl
 
9:45 PM
all you guys hate JavaScript, JavaScript be like
user image
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10/10 SUCH CUTE ROOMBA
 
The JS haters should try disabling all JS for a day to see how they like it
 
All this JS shitposting summoned @Quill
 
they probably didn't even see your message..
coz their JS was disabled.. and nothing worked
 
@HelkaHomba Just because we have to use JS doesn't mean we like it
 
9:47 PM
@HelkaHomba The fact that I'm forced to use it makes me like it even less.
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Q: Regex Golf: Verify a Sudoku Solution

Martin BüttnerWrite a regex which matches any valid sudoku solution and doesn't match any invalid sudoku solution. The input is an unrolled version of the sudoku, i.e. there are no line delimiters. E.g. the following board: 7 2 5 8 9 3 4 6 1 8 4 1 6 5 7 3 9 2 3 9 6 1 4 2 7 5 8 4 7 3 5 1 6 8 2 9 1 6 8 4 2 9 5 ...

 
@quartata on the contrary, majority love JS that's why it has become such a monopoly that everyone has to use it
 
@Dennis You're forced to use HTML, CSS as well as the OS' languages of choice
 
@Optimizer No, not really. It was made as a standard in Netscape which is why everyone else was forced to roll with it
Once it's implemented in one browser all the browsers have to follow along
 
@quartata that was years ago, if people hated it, a new standard could have been formed and adopted.
 
9:49 PM
@Optimizer What do you think Google was trying to do with Dart?
And what do you think people are doing with Brython?
 
and see where it went
 
Google invents Dart lang, Microsoft should invent Billiards lang
 
@Optimizer It wasn't successful because they can't get everyone to agree on anything anymore.
Hell, even Microsoft tried to do something with TypeScript.
 
@quartata but its not like they had to wait till 2010+ to do all this.
 
@Optimizer JavaScript's flaws were never that apparent until it had to be used for super complicated Web2.0 applications
 
9:52 PM
@quartata web 2.0 came in 1999
 
What's a one-word phrase for "Not gonna let that join the others in my web history"
 
@Optimizer Please
You know what I mean
 
@QPaysTaxes grins evilly that's right, talk about something else *whispers* topic change nearly complete
 
think of it this way - if there were 5 major web languages, then every website developer ever would have to support all 5, or then it would become exactly like mobile OS and apps where only 1 or 2 major browsers thrive as developers develop only for their browsers and then eventually, its just 1 browser (so just 1 language) and the cycle continues..
 
It's also really deeply rooted in the web; it would take a really long time to phase it all out
 
9:54 PM
@mbomb007 I'd just call it .NET regex (because there's nothing Retina-specific about its regex flavour). also, your regex is probably compatible with most common flavours, like PCRE, Perl, Ruby, Python and probably even JavaScript
 
@QPaysTaxes do you even understand what I am trying to say?
maybe you should try reading instead of just throwing out hate?
 
more ^
 
just because you pay your taxes, doesn't make you eligible to say anything.
 
@Optimizer If you're trying to make a point about "if people hate JS so much why haven't they done anything" it's not working
 
When they were discussing which language to make the web standard, it came down to FGITW
JavaScript literally got hacked together in a weekend
Ever wondered why IPv6 is in place and IPv7 isn't (despite the RFC being written)
 
9:57 PM
@quartata I am trying to say that, but the time frame I am talking about is 90s. where a change could still have been possible as web was not that big.
 
@QPaysTaxes IPv7 was also attempting to extend the IP range
 
^^ this in the middle of serious discussion and you ask for better explanation
 
@Optimizer And I'm saying that most websites were small affairs in the 90s and early 2000s. The weaknesses of JS weren't apparent in such small things
 
@quartata weakness like?
 
Don't even open that can of worms you know what I'm talking about
 
9:59 PM
@quartata That trademark [1,2] + [3,4] and such?
 
@EasterlyIrk basically
 
@quartata Yeah, JavaScript wasn't really used heavily until jQuery came out with the animation library
 
how is 'C'++ different?
 
@Quill yeah we've gone from static web pages with minimal JS to dynamic web "EXPERIENCES"
 
then every website had animations for every element on the page. looked like a child's powerpoint design
 

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