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Anonymous
7:00 AM
@AlexA. I found the setting in Git that was causing that. Apparently it pulled it from my Microsoft account. I changed it, but unfortunately I think the past commits still have my full name.
 
@Mego :/
 
and so does this transcript ;P
 
Anonymous
@Maltysen Please don't.
 
@Maltysen No it doesn't. :P
 
7:01 AM
@Mego i deleted it
 
I ninja'd the deletion
 
Chatgoat just sounded sentient
 
Anonymous
@MarsUltor That didn't seem to work
 
@MarsUltor Chatgoat is sentient
 
@Mego What's not working?
@Vihan *Skynet
 
Anonymous
7:09 AM
@MarsUltor Some past commits still show my full name, and my full name is still showing on Travis
 
@Mego You can rewrite history by digging through the crap in the .git folder.
 
@MarsUltor It's okay, Chatgoat is sentient but too dumb to take over the world
 
@Vihan Oh my god, Chatgoat is Trump.
 
XD
 
7:11 AM
#chatgoat2016
 
@AlexA. it all makes sense, Trump is just a robot with Chatgoat inside
it explains why nothing Trump says ever makes sense
 
haha
 
:P
 
@Vihan ಠ_ಠ
 
Anonymous
7:13 AM
Meh
 
Anonymous
Trying to wipe my full name off of GitHub is going to be too much of a challenge
 
@Mego Sandbox it.
 
@Mego Yeah
@MarsUltor What?
Oh.
 
>_<
 
@Maltysen I..i -> .Ii.
 
Anonymous
7:14 AM
@MarsUltor ಠ_ಠ
 
still needs help getting sock to 20 rep
 
Anonymous
Gimme something worth upvoting and I'll upvote it
 
@Mego I don't know what to answer. :(
 
Gimme something worth downvoting and I'll downvote it
 
Gimme something...
 
7:15 AM
@AlexA. No, that's Geobits' and Peter's job.
 
Actually, Peter has a higher ratio of downvotes to upvotes than Geobits has.
 
What has two Ns, two vowels, and a J'd?
 
FTFM
 
@Geobits Is J'd a weird way of abbreviating juris doctorate?
 
@Geobits NinaJ'd?
 
7:17 AM
@MarsUltor You're missing a vowel >_>
 
Anonymous
@Geobits noonj'd
 
^
 
NaNaJ'd
Oh, now I want naan
 
@Geobits "i" and "a"?
 
Anonymous
7:19 AM
yum
 
Anonymous
yum get naan
 
I'll take some naan if you give me some curry to dip it in :)
 
I have a recipe for paratha I've been meaning to try.
 
@Mego if that command works, i'm switching to redhat
 
Anonymous
Brb submitting a naan package to openSUSE repos
 
7:20 AM
@Mego That's not an esolang yet.
@Mego Placeholder = bad idea.
 
Anonymous
Actually I don't remember how to use yum. It's been ages since I last used a yum-based distro.
 
@AlexA. yum yum
 
@Mego All of the distros you've used recently taste bad
 
quick, where can you buy naan online? I'm gonna write a program that automatically orders it for you
 
@AlexA. :D you need a recipe for parathas??
 
Anonymous
7:21 AM
@Maltysen amazon probably
 
@Mego I don't think that would be fresh though
 
@Geobits I give up. What is it?
 
@Optimizer I found one but I don't know how good it is because I've never tried it. But I'd accept any recipes at all if you have some good ones. :D
 
I meant that we dont have any
 
Oh, then your previous message was misleading. :P
 
7:22 AM
@Maltysen naan -p or naan --price and naan <site name>?
 
@AlexA. that was me laughing at you
 
4 mins ago, by Geobits
^
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
@Geobits noonj'd?
 
Yep
I didn't think anyone would get it that soon.
 
Anonymous
7:25 AM
I am very smart
 
What does that mean?
 
ninja cow
 
Anonymous
It means Geobits is bad at spelling at 2 am
 
Pfft. Better than I was last night.
 
Anonymous
Arguably
 
Anonymous
7:27 AM
Your spelling was fine; it was your typing that was suspect
 
Good point...
It's not great right now, though. I hate my laptop keyboard. The space misses every so often, along with general chiclet suckitude.
 
@Geobits you should use the on-screen keyboard
 
I don't want to start throwing things.
 
Anonymous
Yes, because drunkenly trying to click buttons is a great plan
 
Not drunk now... geez, I didn't have that much last night.
 
7:30 AM
You had more than eight beers in one sitting
 
Ten, to be exact. That "one sitting" was also like seven hours, though.
9->4
 
Ten beers?
Goodness gracious
 
How many beers per hour should you drink to maintain a steady state of drunkenness?
 
@feersum i guess that depends on what BAC you want to keep
 
Most stuff I've seen says you metabolize about a drink per hour. For average body size, etc.
 
Anonymous
7:34 AM
My genetics/metabolism/whatever isn't fair. I can get dizzy-drunk pretty easily. But if I slow down my consumption at all at that point, I'm sober within an hour or two.
 
Right, that's about how I am. Hence the ten beers in seven hours ;)
 
Anonymous
Now if only my metabolism worked that quickly elsewhere :P
 
this is all assuming that a drink is 700ml
and not a pitcher
 
Anonymous
If I drink a pitcher of beer, 1) why did I do that when I don't like beer, and 2) I'm probably going to throw up just from the sheer quantity of liquid. A pitcher of anything would get that reaction.
 
You should do a pitcher of milk. Goes down smoooooth.
>_>
 
Anonymous
7:37 AM
(assuming the pitcher was drunk in a short-ish timespan, like less than 4-5 hours)
 
@Geobits i do it every day
 
At once?
 
i can, but no
 
Gross
 
Anonymous
@Geobits You see, I know people who have tried to do that. I always stand out of the blast radius.
 
7:38 AM
:D
 
I knew one too ... he luckily managed to make it into the bathroom
 
@AlexA. He's not very good at that.
 
Anonymous
Well, I knew people. They exploded. It turns out they were Boomers from Left 4 Dead. Or Bob-ombs from Scott Pilgrim Mario.
 
oh, btw, not raw milk
(or even processed)
 
Anonymous
7:39 AM
@Geobits Joey's not very good at a lot of things.
 
something should be in there
like flavor or stuff
 
Is there a fibonacci collection challenge?
 
Flavored milk?
 
@Mego True. Good at, umm... foosball.
 
Anonymous
Like chocolate or strawberry
 
Anonymous
7:40 AM
@Geobits And making an ass of himself on dates
 
Anonymous
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
 
@Mego Gross
@Mego haha
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. Agreed
 
Milk is gross
 
@Mego yeah
 
7:41 AM
I don't see how anyone can say strawberry milk is gross.
 
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
 
Bournvita is great
 
Well, I'm lactose intolerant, so...
 
but I agree that milk in general is pretty gross
 
@AlexA. See? It's not milk that's gross; it's you that's defective.
 
7:42 AM
@AlexA. so the output of you having milk is gross, not milk
you genetically lower human :P
 
@Optimizer I also don't like milk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Geobits ;-;
 
Anonymous
I'm indifferent towards milk
 
Anonymous
Like, I'll have some with cereal, or a small glass with breakfast
 
Anonymous
But I neither like nor dislike the taste
 
Anonymous
I just drink it for the calcium and the other nutritional benefits
 
7:44 AM
> Consumer Alert: A defect has been identified in the AlexA. model birdroid. Exposure to dairy products has caused (in rare cases) explosions. Please return to factory for an upgrade at your soonest convenience.
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^ star alert
 
@Geobits well, he's in beta anyways, so its their fault if he explodes
 
Oh, I thought he graduated from beta last November.
 
@Geobits no that was the factory. He's still the beta model
 
Ah... I can see how I was confused.
 
7:51 AM
> Consumer Alert: The AlexA. model birdroid has finished its alpha period. It is now in its beta phase, and has been rebranded Alexβ. Please upgrade your AlexA. model birdroid as soon as possible to reduce the chance of injury.
Wait a second
That hasn't happened yet.
 
I love milk.
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One of the very first memes I made. :P
 
hahaha
 
8:06 AM
0
A: code-golf: First-n Fibonacci sequence elements

DeimosJelly, 5 bytes (non-competing) The language postdates the challenge. This is also a trivial modification of this answer by Dennis. ¬1+С How it works: ¬ Logical NOT, yields 0 instead of input 1 Yield 1 + Add С Sum until input Try it online!

I'm not sure it deserves two upvotes though. Do I need to answer a better question?
 
Why post it if it's a trivial modification of an existing answer?
 
What the... how do I not have ubuntu-restricted-extras installed on this thing already? o_O
 
 
2 hours later…
9:49 AM
2 hours later…
 
1 minute and 1 second later...
 
4 years later...
This guy needs some serious upvotes
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A: code-golf: First-n Fibonacci sequence elements

Lambda FairyHaskell (26) Surprisingly, this is only one character longer than the J solution. f=(`take`s) s=0:scanl(+)1s I shave off a few characters by: Using take as a binary operator; Using scanl instead of the verbose zipWith.

 
@flawr I upgoated, does that count?
 
Sure
@MarsUltor If you are into goating, you should perhaps look into goat.SE
 
this? :P
@flawr Otherwise, goat != goatse.
 
10:03 AM
xD
 
@flawr ಠ_ಠ
 
11:25 AM
Phew, overlooked an optimisation in the question which allows me to get below @edc65 again
 
11:52 AM
"Let's clone the mono source code"
Receiving objects: 34% (383257/1127226), 235.33 MiB | 1.04 MiB/s
ಠ_ಠ
 
@mınxomaτ It's only 1GB?
 
"only"
Git really needs to implement an LZ compression layer.
 
@mınxomaτ Well, at least it's 90% smaller than compiled VS.
 
12:31 PM
:( I can't get SO-Chatbot to work.
 
Is anyone aware of any challenges involving elliptic curves?
 
Peter had one sandboxed forever
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Peter TaylorImplement elliptic curve Diffie-Hellman Although the reputation of elliptic curves in general took a hit in 2013 due to suspicions that the NSA may have backdoored the parameter values of the common standard curves, Dan Bernstein's Curve25519 appears to be free of those suspicions. It therefore ...

 
1:14 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

flawrPerform Addition on elliptic curves (work in progress...) code-golfmath Disclaimer: This does not do any justice on the rich topic of elliptic curves, but should just provide a small insight. It is simplified a lot. Introduction Elliptic curves are sets of points (x,y) in the plane of the for...

 
Looking at a bunch of usernames now and I'm going "shoot, what was their actual username again?" :/
 
1:31 PM
@Sp3000 Wait, my bot can do it
it's just broken for a bit
 
well, 368 bytes, considering I started at over 400, I feel is quite good
 
@Sp3000 Done :D my bot is in:

  Beep Boop Bingus Bin

VITRIFICATION ORDER (1947) CONDEMNED DO NOT ENTER
 
2:15 PM
object.c:523:1: warning: ‘default_jump_trampoline’ defined but not used [-Wunused-function]
Recompiling Mono, actually got this warning.
 
 
1 hour later…
3:24 PM
-1
Q: programming puzzle

TELOWrite, compile, and run a C++ program to calculate the average of numbers entered on the keyboard. At first, the program should ask the user to enter the number of marks that will be processed later. That number of marks must be a number from 5 to 12. Using a loop, make sure that the user enters ...

 
4:22 PM
foo@bar:~$ ls -l test*
-rwxrwxr-x 1 matt matt   8552 Mar  5 16:05 test
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt    161 Mar  5 08:35 test.asm
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt      0 Feb 15 12:56 test.benul
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt    743 Mar  5 16:05 test.c
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt     70 Mar  4 20:27 test.cs
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt     15 Jan  2 09:37 test.kim
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt      0 Mar  3 07:59 test.m
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt    832 Mar  4 20:45 test.o
-rwxrwxr-x 1 matt matt   3072 Jan 23 13:58 test_out
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   1662 Jan 23 11:25 test.png
 
That's nothing. My home directory has probably about 50 files named test.
 
foo@bar:~$ ls -l prog*
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt  557 Feb 16 10:37 prog.c
-rwxrwxr-x 1 matt matt 9436 Jan  1 19:14 prog.exe
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt  206 Nov 28 08:19 prog.gz
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt 1059 Jan 23 15:00 prog.m
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt  144 Feb 10 08:25 prog.mid
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt    6 Feb 18 14:48 prog.txt
foo@bar:~$ ls -l B-files
total 524624
-rw-rw-r-- 1 matt matt        0 Nov 12 07:54 a_current.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt  1682826 Aug  8  2015 b001036.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   135980 Aug  9  2015 b001569.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   105170 Sep 10 07:24 b002659.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   104755 Aug 13  2015 b004095.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt    88883 Aug 21  2015 b004223.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   465142 Aug 19  2015 b004352.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt    68893 Aug  5  2015 b004572.txt
-rw-rw-rw- 1 matt matt   123872 Aug  8  2015 b004857.txt
That's an... interesting... hobby of mine...
 
maybe is an awesome tool.
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It says right there.
It says right there.
 
@mınxomaτ It maybe an awesome tool.
 
@mınxomaτ There are always sooooo damn meaningfull names on github.
 
4:35 PM
It's a great tool and a great source of puns.
 
foo@bar:~$ maybe maybe rm test.txt
Error executing rm test.txt: ptrace(cmd=0, pid=0, 0, 0) error #1: Operation not permitted.
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/usr/local/bin/maybe", line 9, in <module>
    load_entry_point('maybe==0.3.0', 'console_scripts', 'maybe')()
  File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/maybe/maybe.py", line 153, in main
    process = debugger.addProcess(pid, True)
  File "/usr/local/lib/python2.7/dist-packages/ptrace/debugger/debugger.py", line 80, in addProcess
:(
 
> maybe maybe
what
 
Wanted to see if it would block itself successfully
Because the inner maybe would have to read rm
 
4:53 PM
0
Q: Write a Morse Calculator

Stewie GriffinWrite a program or function that takes a mathematical expression in Morse code as input, and returns the solution. Valid operations are plus: + and minus: _ (underscore). You can assume you will only receive non-negative integer input, and that the result will be non-negative. The expression w...

 
5:14 PM
Does this graph have a nice name? (Ignore the colors)
 
it probably does
 
Started working with Node
Have to re-learn CPS (Continuation-Passing Style)
 
Hello, world! I'm back!
I finally did it. I got the association bonus.
 
cough Welcome back.
 
@CoolestVeto ?
 
5:21 PM
Wat
 
Dude in a boat.
o-)
 
Who are you talking to? :P
 
zyabin?
 
Finally
const https = require('https');
const zlib = require('zlib');
a = function(b, c) {
    return https.get('https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/sites?pagesize=100&filter=!.UDIWDBZ9KsidDdb&page=' + b, function(d) {
        var e = '';
        d.pipe(zlib.createGunzip().setEncoding('utf8').on('data', function(f) { e += f; }).on('end', function() {
            e = JSON.parse(e);
            if (e.has_more)
                a(b + 1, function(f) { c(e.items.concat(f)); });
            else
                c(e.items);
Gets all SE site names and URLs
 
Oh.
 
5:22 PM
@AquaTart VoteToClose. Good follow up to a wat, eh quartata?
 
@LegionMammal978 ack node js
 
@AquaTart IKR
 
I can't believe people actually enjoy writing things like that pipe command
 
It took me a while to get it to work
:28054797 That's just a filter
 
@LegionMammal978 It looks like a random string.
 
5:26 PM
@zyabin101theHated Yeah, that's why it's hardcoded
 
5:38 PM
@LegionMammal978 This gets at most 100 sites.
 
        if (e.has_more)
            a(b + 1, function(f) { c(e.items.concat(f)); });
It's recursive
 
But you do odd then, I suppose?
 
Unless you're not integral.
 
Or if I'm imagining things.
 
@Zgarb Then divisibility becomes meaningless anyway.
^Great source of hi res nasa images=)
 
6:32 PM
woah
 
This was mir
Here from the Gemini 6/7 rendezvous
 
all are fake
just like moon landing
 
To say it like recently: Your mom is fake.
 
it was a soundstage on mars >_>
 
Obviously the moon didn't land, but the moon spacecrafted.
 
6:38 PM
@flawr are you referring to mission on mars ? :D
 
nope=)
X38 back in 2000
 
@flawr well, that made perfect sense though, i was saying all US missions are fake, you then said that our mission on mars project is fake
 
your mom = your mission to mars?
 
search
 
PS: Is this attempt gonna fail anyway?
I just haven't had time yet to complete it but you can see what it is about
 
6:48 PM
is it about your mom?
 
Real moms have curves.
So yeah.
Did you read it?
 
@flawr oh god
 
Whut
Did you read it or didn't you?
 
 
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8:10 PM
@Liam :)
 
Yeah that was pretty big
 
I'm in the process of writing an answer to your meta question about timings. We're at a point where simply looping doesn't cut it.
 
real 0m36.780s
user 0m25.266s
sys 0m13.453s

real 0m36.675s
user 0m25.226s
sys 0m13.423s

real 0m36.758s
user 0m25.239s
sys 0m13.470s

real 0m37.260s
user 0m25.691s
sys 0m13.525s

real 0m36.783s
user 0m25.205s
sys 0m13.566s

real 0m36.580s
user 0m25.168s
sys 0m13.397s

real 0m35.885s
user 0m24.295s
sys 0m13.582s

real 0m36.786s
user 0m25.291s
sys 0m13.485s

real 0m38.648s
user 0m26.704s
sys 0m13.848s

real 0m37.202s
user 0m25.640s
sys 0m13.543s
Yeah there's a bit of variance in there
 
The average run time of /bin/true is 0.007 seconds on my machine, with a lot of variance. The program itself runs in a more or less constant amount of time, but creating the processes...
 
Honestly I should have just made the challenge for 64bit ints
 
8:12 PM
Hindsight is 20/20.
 
That would have cleared up a lot with your entry, at the cost of me having to spend longer timing all the other entries
 
Quiet day on main.
 
@Liam At this point, I think the easiest way out would be to time answers from within. That makes no measurable difference for slower answers (so you don't have to retime everything), and the results will be a lot more reliable.
 
Or lost his session cookie.
No, it's a registered user. Nevermind.
 
8:23 PM
Oh.
Do we just reject it?
I'l put in a custom reason.
> You appear to have made this edit while logged out. Log in and try again.
Something like that?
 
@AlexA. :h :au, :h :setl, :h 'sw', :h 'sts', :h 'et'
 
@Doorknob I figured it out after asking you.
 
it setlocal's tabs to 2 spaces on all python files basically
 
Yep
 
@Dennis are internal timers accurate across languages?
 
8:32 PM
As long as wall time is used, I can't see why they wouldn't be.
 
@AquaTart I approved it and left a comment.
 
Should I continue this?
 
Why not?
Ahhhhhh this dog is so cute
 
@AlexA. d'awhhhhhhhhhh
 
cuteness overflow
 
8:35 PM
He looks like Doug from Up but with extra cute colors.
TIL Git submodules are a huge pain.
 
@AlexA. I personally think that's the largest flaw of Git. I wish there was a better way
I don't think any VCS has a better way.
 
I thought Mercurial handled submodules better? I don't know, I thought someone told me that at some point but I've never used Mercurial.
 
IIRC you'll want to use subtree, not submodules in git
 
What's that?
 
magic
 
8:59 PM
@AlexA. Perhpas too complicated?
 

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