The Nineteenth Byte

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quartata

2:07 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies There's only one of you <3

Calvin's Hobbies

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yotta-challenge: Do project euler in the golfing language of your choice.

Alex A.

Yotta?

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies ...and?

Quill

2:09 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies Okay, maybe not Calvin. More like code vampires who are only around for getting things fixed by us

quartata

I'm active in most of those rooms.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yotta-

Yotta is the largest decimal unit prefix in the metric system, denoting a factor of 1024 or 1000000000000000000000000. It has the unit symbol Y. The prefix name is derived from the Ancient Greek οκτώ (októ), meaning "eight", because it is equal to 10008. It was added as an SI prefix to the International System of Units (SI) in 1991. Usage examples: The mass of the Earth is 5972.6 Yg. The mass of the oceans is about 1.4 Yg. The total power output of the Sun is approximately 385 YW. The observable universe is estimated to be 880 Ym in diameter. One yottabyte (YB) is a unit of digital information...

quartata

That's only like 22 rooms anyways.

I should join some more actually.

Alex A.

ಠ_ಠ

You should talk in The Nineteenth Byte and The Nineteenth Byte only. Forever.

Doorknob

I am in... ten

quartata

2:11 AM

No you're in 7

Alex A.

I am in two

Doorknob

@quartata if I can count correctly I am in 10 .-.

Alex A.

I count 8

Doorknob

/me recounts... yep, 10

Calvin's Hobbies

Geobits

2:12 AM

10 in what base? :P

El'endia Starman

@Doorknob Only 7 are visible to me.

Calvin's Hobbies

We only see 7, but I expect secret mod rooms

quartata

Ah right.

Doorknob

@Calvin'sHobbies ohh, private rooms aren't shown there

@Geobits base 10, of course

quartata

TL and Twentieth Byte make 9.

So what's the 10th? spooky

Geobits

2:12 AM

@Doorknob This math checks out.

Doorknob

@quartata Puzzling mod room

El'endia Starman

@quartata He's a mod on Puzzling too.

quartata

I bet the 10th is whatever Puzzling's mod room is

El'endia Starman

Doggonnit.

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata TL?

quartata

2:13 AM

ninja'd

@Calvin'sHobbies Teachers' Lounge

Doorknob

s/'s/s'/

unless, ya know, there's only one mod :P

quartata

Er... I mean... uh.... I don't know what this TL thing is

Quill

rooms/17/ IIRC

quartata

I don't know what you're talking about.

@Quill sshhhh

Doorknob

@Quill it's 4

Alex A.

2:14 AM

@quartata He's not in there

Doorknob

don't request access to it or you'll get stabbed

El'endia Starman

@Doorknob Even if there were only one mod in TL, it'd still be the Teachers' Lounge.

Doorknob

@AlexA. yes I am

Alex A.

o_O not listed when I look

Calvin's Hobbies

poor alex

Quill

2:14 AM

@Doorknob what's at 17 then

Doorknob

idk, access denied

Quill

or is it if I tell you, I gotta kill you kinda thing

Calvin's Hobbies

Woah, just loaded room 241 thinking it might be 20th byte but it's Area 51. How did we exist before that?

El'endia Starman

@AlexA. :D

Apart from being a different breed, my dog Bella is almost exactly alike.

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies It's just general discussion for it.

Probably didn't get created until later.

Calvin's Hobbies

2:16 AM

guess so

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman !!! WHAT KIND OF DOG IS SHE

Doorknob

@Calvin'sHobbies Martin made 20th byte (it wasn't really necessary before because I was really the only active mod). It has an ID > 20000.

Calvin's Hobbies

@AlexA. Hedgedog I'd guess

Alex A.

lel

quartata

some people do keep hedgehogs as pets

El'endia Starman

2:17 AM

@AlexA. Golden something. Not a retriever, I don't think.

Alex A.

@Doorknob o shit it does

Geobits

Golden Eagle?

Doorknob

@Quill I think that's the RPG.SE mod room, from the detective work that I did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alex A.

Golden Oldie?

Geobits

Golden Balls?

Alex A.

2:17 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

El'endia Starman

@Doorknob Wow. Christianity.SE's mod room has ID < 2000.

quartata

@Doorknob yeah it is I remember that now

"Behind the screen" right

Doorknob

Puzzling's mod room is < 15000.

Despite Puzzling being waaaay younger.

Cyoce

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ಠ_ಠ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

quartata

@Doorknob what's the name of puzzling's mod room?

Quill

2:18 AM

in Chat feedback, Oct 28 '10 at 12:53, by Marc Gravell

http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/17/trolls-and-ogres

El'endia Starman

And C.SE and PPCG are actually close to the same age.

Quill

in RPG General Chat, Mar 8 '12 at 1:55, by C. Ross

← 2 messages moved from Behind the screen

Can't decide on a name

Doorknob

@quartata that's a puzzle, isn't it

(sorry)

Calvin's Hobbies

@El'endiaStarman Imagine if it was 666 ;)

Alex A.

@Cyoce ¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)_/¯

Dennis

2:19 AM

Disapproving Lenny shrug?

El'endia Starman

@Calvin'sHobbies I kid you not, there were three questions posted at almost the exact same time trying to be question #666.

Alex A.

Yes

Quill

@Cyoce it almost looks like disapproval face is stuck between them, like the middle seat of a car

Cyoce

@Quill poor disapproval face. Nobody, erm, ... approves of him

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

XD

Doorknob

2:20 AM

ಠ¯ಠ

Quill

@Cyoce bad dum *GRABS CYMBAL*

Cyoce

ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

Calvin's Hobbies

Ooh, CR is all goody-goody: meta.codereview.stackexchange.com/a/6616/52585

Alex A.

Gross

Calvin's Hobbies

(how hard can a first post be there?)

Ok, I'm sorry Quill :P

Quill

2:23 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies it's fine. SO is the real killer here

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

omg my cpu is deing

WHAT IS GOING ON

Alex A.

Question upvotes here should be +10 for the extra effort but questions on Code Review take no effort so they should be +0.

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ just like your spelling?

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

no like nothing is visible

Cyoce

@Calvin'sHobbies Calvin what are you doing there it will corrupt you

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:24 AM

im blind typing

Calvin's Hobbies

1 hour ago, by Calvin's Hobbies

Let's be friends with Code Review.

too late

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

HELP ME

wat is ogoing on

> ogoing

lel @cyoce

help status-declined

2:24 AM

you saw nothing

PhiNotPi

My favorite chat room ID is music, with 440: chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/440/the-practice-room

Calvin's Hobbies

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Will you hear this ping?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

teahg

yeah

Quill

just read all of @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ messages in Shrek's voice

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi Perfect. Though 441 is better. :P

Quill

2:25 AM

418 is best

Alex A.

420 chat it

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ So you heard the ping and saw what he said, too?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Calvin's Hobbies

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ How did you know to say "yeah" without seeing anything? (dam geo)

Geobits

Oh, that kind of blind typing.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:26 AM

yeah

Geobits

Just close your browser.

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it's probably your operating system

trying switching to *nix

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

probably.

Geobits

Oh, yea, it could be that.

Doorknob

!!! my word made it into the official Lojban dictionary search thingy \o/

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:26 AM

@Quill I hate windows, but not that much.

Everything seems to be normal now, knock on wood

Alex A.

@Doorknob That seems exciting but I can't find what it means!

Calvin's Hobbies

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I like how the "HELP ME" is right after the "Let's be friends with Code Review"

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:(

Geobits

I thought that's what he was talking about at first.

Calvin's Hobbies

same

Doorknob

2:27 AM

@AlexA. the word, or things in general? :P

Alex A.

@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ the word

Cyoce

What will happen if I comment "PPCG army. hiss" on this post, because all the PPCG people are commenting on it?

Doorknob

@AlexA. no by "things in general" I meant like "can you not figure out what the dictionary system in general means, or just the word?" not "can you not figure out anything" -___-

bah that was poorly worded

Alex A.

@Doorknob I don't know what the word you submitted means

Quill

@Cyoce then I (or someone else) will flag your comment as noise/not constructive and it'll be deleted

Cyoce

2:29 AM

@Quill ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

@AlexA. oh. Relevant PPCG challenge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/69714/3808

Alex A.

That... doesn't answer my question?

Cyoce

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

2

Doorknob

@AlexA. a consonant cluster is just multiple consonants in a row

Calvin's Hobbies

Gotta admit, they've got better tags:

Quill

2:31 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies s/better//

Alex A.

@Doorknob So it doesn't have a meaning? (Lojban makes negative sense to me)

Calvin's Hobbies

as we have none

PhiNotPi

We have the better quote though.

Calvin's Hobbies

yes

Doorknob

> negative sense

:D

Cyoce

2:31 AM

I now have a macro for ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Alex A.

@Doorknob 0 is too much sense :P

Quill

@AlexA. thinking about it kills your braincells

Alex A.

huhwwwwhhaaggat

Quill

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Alex A.

@Cyoce 10/10 gives me nightmares

Quill

2:33 AM

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

►

Calvin's Hobbies

Does the "frequently in room" thing include time just afk with the tab open?

PhiNotPi

I'm disappointed that negative entropy isn't related to computer science at all: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negentropy

Doorknob

@AlexA. It does have a meaning. Consonant clusters are important in the grammar because they can determine where words split up (Lojban uses a combination of morphology and syllabic stress to determine where words are split, since aside from mandatory pauses, you can actually tell unambiguously exactly how the words are split up even if they're run together. That is, there's no ambiguity like "ahead" vs. "a head" or "doorhandle sir" vs. "door hand ulcer" like there is in English.)

That last example was made up on the spot and there are way better examples but I couldn't think of any right now haha

Geobits

Where's the pun in that?

Cyoce

javascript:void(document.activeElement.value += "ಠ" + "_ಠ".repeat(+prompt("Length")))

PhiNotPi

2:35 AM

Unrelated question: am I supposed to be getting notifications for when things are in the review queue?

Alex A.

brb changing username to Door Hand Ulcer.

5

PhiNotPi

Because I never review anything because I always forget it exists.

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi Uh, what things? Any things?

Geobits

I never get the review notifications here.

PhiNotPi

any things

Doorknob

2:36 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies any suggestions?

Calvin's Hobbies

@PhiNotPi Same here, but I sometimes see the little orange notifications in the review corner

Geobits

I do on SO, but not here.

Alex A.

On Stack Overflow a number shows up in the corner but I haven't seen one on this site.

Doorknob

@PhiNotPi I get notifications for things all the time

in fact

I don't think I've ever gotten a notification that wasn't for a thing

PhiNotPi

I get "inbox" notifications, "achievement" notifications, but never "review" notifications.

quartata

2:37 AM

Same.

PhiNotPi

okay

Quill

@PhiNotPi hat notifications?

PhiNotPi

I haven't gotten a hat notification all month.

Quill

I wonder why

Calvin's Hobbies

@Doorknob stackegg-og

Geobits

2:39 AM

You might as well throw alex-is-wrong in there. I mean, why not?

Quill

code-golf ಠ_ಠ fun no-topic im-with-stupid

Geobits

[tag:^]

Awww....

Calvin's Hobbies

@Doorknob Seriously though, I'd say no tags. It's golfier and we've done fine without them

Geobits

eater-of-souls

El'endia Starman

And no tags means more room for the star board.

Quill

2:41 AM

10 mins ago, by Calvin's Hobbies

Gotta admit, they've got better tags:

Doorknob

@PhiNotPi Mods get mod inbox notifications too. Here's an example:

Quill

10/10 changed opinions

Doorknob

9

disclaimer: screenshot may or may not be altered

Cyoce

...yet
( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Calvin's Hobbies

@Quill better, not more compact

Geobits

2:41 AM

@Doorknob So you approved it, right?

Quill

these days you get userscripts to hide active users and open chatrooms anyway

PhiNotPi

@Doorknob I'll take that at face value.

Quill

@Doorknob I'll bet Geobits is the one who asked that

Doorknob

@Geobits depends... did you feel a wet fish across your face?

Geobits

Not yet. I figured it might take a while for me to feel it from Texas.

Doorknob

2:42 AM

ah, yes, trout latency

Quill

I prefer salmon latency

Calvin's Hobbies

for reference: reference.wolfram.com/language/ref/TroutSlap.html

Cyoce

I have a lot of in-game latency ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce not all browsers support repeat.

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ mine does ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:44 AM

XD

Geobits

I'm not all that scared of the trout though. This isn't IRC.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce do project Euler in your favorite (golfing) language

Roujo

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's cool, it's Euler

quartata

that feel when you click too fast and accidentally buy nightvision in css

Doorknob

> in css

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:45 AM

csgo?

Cyoce

CSS

CS:S

Counter-Strike: Source

is that a thing?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

apparently

cascading strike sheets

Roujo

2:46 AM

How Euler works: A program consists of an integer. When run, output corresponds to the answer to the corresponding Project Euler problem.

Doorknob

counter style source

Roujo

@Doorknob California Style Sheets *

@Doorknob medium.com/cool-code-pal/…

PhiNotPi

Better than accidentally buying nightvision in JavaScript. (the backronym is left as an exercise for the reader)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce huh.

BTABNIJS

Doorknob

@Roujo hahaha

Roujo

2:48 AM

@Doorknob That author is gold

Geobits

@PhiNotPi Why would you buy ninjas?? You're just supposed to hire them one-off.

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ javascript:void(document.activeElement.value += "ಠ" + Array(+prompt()).join("_ಠ"))

Roujo

@Doorknob medium.com/cool-code-pal/…

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce nice.

Doorknob

> In a nutshell — or NODESHELL hahahah—

Cyoce

2:50 AM

@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

Roujo

@Doorknob I know, right?

PhiNotPi

lol @ meta.stackexchange.com/questions/274472/…

Calvin's Hobbies

17 mins ago, by Calvin's Hobbies

Does the "frequently in room" thing include time just afk with the tab open?

? :/

Cyoce

@PhiNotPi Was it really "voluntarily" removed by its author, or was he trout-slapped into submission?

Doorknob

> deleted by SuperJedi224 2 hours ago

Quill

2:52 AM

@Calvin'sHobbies inclusive but not completely

El'endia Starman

@Calvin'sHobbies I think it's based more on messages.

Geobits

I'm sure it takes both into account. It can't just be messages, since they're not sorted right for that.

quintopia

murrrrrg

quartata

It's actually sorted by last message posted.

See, look.

Geobits

Not on the frequent tab, or Martin wouldn't be so high.

El'endia Starman

2:55 AM

@Geobits Messages + weighted by time, I'll bet.

So 10k messages in a month is more "meaningful" than 10k messages in a year.

Calvin's Hobbies

We should have a PPCG vs CR grand challenge

Geobits

@El'endiaStarman Probably something like that, yea.

@Calvin'sHobbies I thought we did. The result was we're still beta :/

quintopia

@Calvin'sHobbies you mean the "golfed code that passes" challenge?

Doorknob

@Geobits until...

Quill

steamcommunity.com/groups/the-19th-byte

Doorknob

2:56 AM

severe lack of graduation trolling here

Geobits

@Doorknob Sorry. It's hard to get worked up about graduation trolling when we all know we're graduating on the 17th now. Kinda spoils the fun.

Doorknob

true, true

quartata

haha

Quill

27th? I heard it was tomorrow

Calvin's Hobbies

@Geobits No: itsalmo.st/#timeforppcgtograduate

Geobits

2:58 AM

Oh, 17th, not 27th. I knew there was a 7th in there.

Quill

they're gonna do it on the 19th just to pay homage to here

Geobits

They'd be more likely to do it on April 1st. Now that would be homage :D

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