The Nineteenth Byte

Martin Ender

20:02

@NewSandboxedPosts hah, quite popular :)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

20:14

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Q: How do I say "Thank you, Captain Obvious?"

How do I say "Thank you, Mr. Obvious?" Or is it "Captain Obvious"? Anyway, this is a slang response when someone says something that is known to the other person - and this should be obvious to the other person, too.

The very evil ROFLcopter

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Thanks captain obvious

Nathan Merrill

my DNS can resolve any address besides mail.google.com

any ideas?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I had the same problem with imgur a while back, changing the server to 8.8.8.8 fixed it.

The very evil ROFLcopter

@NathanMerrill Don't use mail.google

Nathan Merrill

thank you, you are very helpful

The very evil ROFLcopter

20:21

thx

wot

For some reason my bootloader can't load the kernel

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Ik

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

kk

The very evil ROFLcopter

Or yes it is and the thing is stuck in an infinite loop

Writing a kernel is hard ._.

betseg

Woah i didn't know that

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

> User A: <blah blah blah> or die trying
LegionMammal978: I choose "die trying"
User B: I choose trying to die

3

Conor O'Brien

4

The very evil ROFLcopter

20:29

ok wtf

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@ConorO'Brien link?

The very evil ROFLcopter

Setting up the interrupt controller crash the CPU

Conor O'Brien

4

A: Spell out the Revu'a

Brainfuck, 40 bytes My console doesn't support Right-to-Left characters, but I don't think it will work :c ++++++++++>,[>,]<[<]>[[<+>-]<[<]>[.>]>] Ungolfed: ++++++++++> # Store 10 (Newline) ,[>,] # Store input <[<]> # Goto first character [ # While next character [<+>...

The very evil ROFLcopter

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A: Spell out the Revu'a

GNU Sed, 21 Score includes +1 for -E option to sed: : s/^(\S+)\S/\1 &/ t Works for LTR, but not RTL - I missed that bit.. Actually it does work, the RTL was just not rendering correctly in my terminal. It works fine with IO viewed in a sensible text editor (e.g. emacs). It also works in Id...

> It works fine with IO viewed in a sensible text editor (e.g. emacs)

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ__ಠ

ಠ____ಠ

ಠ________________________________ಠ

betseg

ಠ________________________________ಠ

Martin Ender

20:33

New rule proposal: the number of _ in ಠ_ಠ represent the number of minutes of suspension you are asking for.

21

The very evil ROFLcopter

...

betseg

^^^ disapproving whale

PhiNotPi

ಠಠ

4

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TheveryevilROFLcopter that's a perfectly fair and valid rule.

Conor O'Brien

@MartinEnder s/minutes/tens of minutes/

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

20:36

@MartinEnder assuming stars represent votes for the rule, can 10 stars enact that rule?

Martin Ender

@ConorO'Brien to be honest I think we can actually only suspend for full hours, so we might as well go with that

Conor O'Brien

well, I actually disagree. ಠ_ಠ should be fine

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@PhiNotPi mind using a photo from the red vs blue pixel koth for your blog post?

@MartinEnder can't you suspend for 30min also?

Conor O'Brien

@MartinEnder haha yeah.

PhiNotPi

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ add whatever you want

Martin Ender

20:36

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ only the auto-suspension from flagged messages does that

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@PhiNotPi cool, thanks

@MartinEnder oh, TIL

Martin Ender

(although I haven't tried entering fractional hours)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

is that a legal thing to test on a willing user?

(just wondering)

Martin Ender

I could, but it's going to leave a record on your account, so I'd rather not

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay, cool

Martin Ender

20:38

if someone wants to offer one of their socks for science though...

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@MartinEnder What about temp-11s?

betseg

> for science

Conor O'Brien

I have PHP ceo, I can bring him out

Martin Ender

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ temp-11?

Zalgo

For science!

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

20:38

@MartinEnder As in, being frozen for like 30sec

It's happened to me before

PhiNotPi

Zalgo = ??? (Nathan?)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat how do you add pics to blag articles?

Martin Ender

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ timeouts aren't suspensions

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@PhiNotPi that fake zalgo is rofl iirc

The very evil ROFLcopter

Zalgo is my sock

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

20:39

@MartinEnder oic

The very evil ROFLcopter

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Fake ಠಠ

Żáłģó

@TheveryevilROFLcopter no no no, fake zalgo is your sock.

I AM THE REAL ZALGO

BOW BEFORE ME

Zalgo

No

Conor O'Brien

There are multiple Zalgo's!

Żáłģó

@MartinEnder can you test on this account?

for 0.5 hours

Martin Ender

20:40

4

Żáłģó

or 1.5, whichever works

hm, cool

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

the real zalgo is mine

@MartinEnder that blep though

PhiNotPi

I assumed Nathan because he left the room right before a Zalgo entered.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

makes sense

Conor O'Brien

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ TIL

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

20:42

ye

the nethack avatar should have been a bit of a giveaway

it's the wizard of yendor/elven king

Conor O'Brien

it's an @ symbol

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

that's purple

Zalgo

I am the real zalgo

Martin Ender

all you other zalgos are just imitating...

Conor O'Brien

will the real zalgo please stand up

Zalgo

20:45

o|

Conor O'Brien

that looks like you're lying down:

  ,
o|--<
  `

The very evil ROFLcopter

'Night

Zalgo

^

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

night

@ConorO'Brien he went to bed ~~died with the incognito window~~

that was a formatting fail

Conor O'Brien

yes

betseg

20:48

Halp /r/totallynotrobots is leaking

Destructible Watermelon

yo

I decided I should actually add control flow to dotsplit

PhiNotPi

CMC: make a turing-complete language without control flow

Destructible Watermelon

...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

not sure if that's possible

sounds like a chat mega challenge though

Destructible Watermelon

isn't that ///, lambda calculus etc?...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

20:52

not sure if /// is TC?

Destructible Watermelon

It is

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat nvm that "how make image message", added an image to the KOTH blog post and tried to add one to my intro post

Destructible Watermelon

the escape feature is actually really important somehow

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

intro post image doesn't show up as thumbnail though, idk why

Destructible Watermelon

esolangs.org/wiki///

This interpreter for the language Bitwise Cyclic Tag was generated using this Haskell program. The BCT program and data can be changed by modifying the strings after (P| and (D| near the beginning. (The empty program and the program containing just 1 are not supported.) As the BCT page suggests is enough for Turing-completeness, it (slowly!) prints out the sequence of deleted data bits as 0 = /, 1 = \.

Serg

20:54

o/ hey folks

Destructible Watermelon

hey!

Serg

question, do you guys allow more than one answer from single user on this site ?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hello

@Serg yes

it's allowed, just you can't have a golfed and ungolfed answer.

Serg

What I have is two languages. One's bash, just now found shorter python than already existing one

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

go for it!

Destructible Watermelon

20:57

Protip: It doesn't need to be shorter than the existing one.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yeah, but if not then it needs to be a new approach

Martin Ender

@PhiNotPi define "control flow"

PhiNotPi

@MartinEnder It was a joke, not a real CMC. I don't have a definition for you.

Destructible Watermelon

Control flow

In computer science, control flow (or alternatively, flow of control) is the order in which individual statements, instructions or function calls of an imperative program are executed or evaluated. The emphasis on explicit control flow distinguishes an imperative programming language from a declarative programming language. Within an imperative programming language, a control flow statement is a statement whose execution results in a choice being made as to which of two or more paths should be followed. For non-strict functional languages, functions and language constructs exist to achieve the...

Martin Ender

@PhiNotPi well I thought with a proper definition it might be an interesting question :P

Serg

21:03

Mkay , posted

Now lets get the downgoats, yay ^_^ ( just kidding )

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

link?

@Serg :D downgoats > downvotes

Serg

0

A: Export The $PATH Variable, Line-By-Line

Python, 46 bytes Let's use shell's variable expansion. It eliminates calling os.environ , thus less code and less imports. python -c "print('$PATH'.replace(':','\n'))"

flawr

Visualization of the drainage basins of europe.

2

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ahem

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

nope

Serg

21:09

<.< 65 wat ?

Martin Ender

...days of static?

2

Wow, someone actually got that?

Serg

I didn't ^_^v

reference to a song ?

Martin Ender

band

Conor O'Brien

@MartinEnder +1 haha

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

21:26

Any way to refer to one argument in another optional argument in a function?

python

i.e. def f(n, r=range(n)):

Destructible Watermelon

I think this was one of the thinks I wished existed...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

?

*things?

and :( so that doesn't work?

work-around:

def f(n, r=None):
    if r == None: r = range(n)

Martin Ender

is None falsy?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

but range(n) could be [], which is also falsy

Martin Ender

ah okay

Qwerp-Derp

21:30

Hello

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

and it's best to be clear anyway

@Qwerp-Derp hello

Martin Ender

well in some languages r = r or default is idiomatic

or even r ||= default

Qwerp-Derp

Ummm... is it possible for you guys to reopen my question?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@MartinEnder o_O wat

@Qwerp-Derp which one?

it needs 5 votes or mod hammer to reopen

Qwerp-Derp

This one:

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Q: A game of atomic proportions

ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT: I have revised everything (hopefully), please reopen the question. Your task make a bot that plays Atomas, with the highest score. How the game works: The gameboard starts with a ring of 6 "atoms", with numbers ranging from 1 to 3. You can "play" an atom between two atoms...

code-challenge game

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

21:31

reading

BTW bad link

the "Atomas" link

hm, the link works from the google search page but not in the question

Destructible Watermelon

its the https

Qwerp-Derp

Wait what

Destructible Watermelon

I removed the s and it worked for me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

when I click the link in your question (the sirnac one) it says "sirnac.com has unexpectedly closed the connection"

still doesn't work for me?

wait nvm it works

Qwerp-Derp

I fixed eet

Helka Homba

21:37

CMC: (based on my last AA video) How many ways can 9 L-trominos be put together to form a 3x3x3 cube?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh, I haven't been keeping up with those

will try to watch the last 10 that I missed soonish

Helka Homba

They have mini-challenges at the start of each one now! :D

DJMcMayhem

@Emigna Hey, congrats on hitting 10K!

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@HelkaHomba :D nice!

Emigna

Thanks!

Serg

21:42

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ instead of "duplicating" the argument in declaration, how about duplicating it in the call to function ? like f(a,range(a))

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yeah, but I can't do that given the inputs

Serg

And use f(*a) in the function declaration, so that's a[1] and a[2]

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I wish :/

Serg

hmmm ,k . . .

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

it's hanoi, and the function takes the single input of the starting depth

:(

Conor O'Brien

21:45

@Sp3000 what's the golfiest way in ><> to transform the stack [(vals), a, b] => [(vals), a, b, a ,b]? I have 2[:r:@r] right now

Serg

towers of hanoi ?

betseg

Is the sixth guide to the galaxy ok?

Martin Ender

@ConorO'Brien }:{:@

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Serg yes

but I have to make ascii art for each step

Conor O'Brien

@MartinEnder :D thanks!

should I edit out the ping?

Martin Ender

21:47

you can, but if he's activated quick notifications, it doesn't matter at this point anyway

Qwerp-Derp

:( no reopens...

Serg

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ how's this ?

>>> l = lambda x: (x,range(x))
>>> l(5)
(5, [0, 1, 2, 3, 4])

Conor O'Brien

@MartinEnder too late to edit now .-.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Serg hm, might work

thanks

@Qwerp-Derp I did

Serg

^_^ / always glad to help

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

21:48

but i'm only 1/5

Qwerp-Derp

Oh hey, it's open now

New Main Posts

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Q: Write a self-aware program

A standard (but disputed) test of self-awareness is the mirror test: An animal is considered self aware if it can recognize itself in the mirror. Your task is to write a program that is self-aware according to this test. More exactly: The program reads input in whatever form is suitable for yo...

code-golf quine subsequence

betseg

Night

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

night

Helka Homba

ₙight

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

21:57

box?

New Sandboxed Posts

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Handwriting Recognition code-golf image-processing kolmogorov-complexity I made a similar suggestion a month or so back which was deemed to be too similar to an existing one, so I've added something along the lines of a kolmogorov-complexity requirement. The MNIST dataset is a series of hand...

Destructible Watermelon

anybody interested in helping with dotsplit?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

sure

Destructible Watermelon

cool!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

but I can't right now, maybe in 15 minutes though

link?

Destructible Watermelon

22:11

github.com/Destructible-Watermelon/dotsplit

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Just finished "I Consent to Cookies" - a filter list that blocks those annoying "I Consent to Cookies" messages.

Here's a link -> github.com/CrazyPython/I-Consent-to-Cookies

Lots of research went into it, it's harder than it looks.

@MartinEnder Cool, let me try: ಠ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ಠ

Anonymous

So I just had to teach Eclipse that java.util.Arrays exists. Stupid worthless IDE.

Anonymous

Stupid worthless language.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Mego Use IntelliJ. Free, and muuuuch better

I Consent to Cookies deletes those messages asking for cookie consent. github.com/CrazyPython/I-Consent-to-Cookies

Qwerp-Derp

Can I ask a maths question here?

Serg

22:23

the answer is 42

Destructible Watermelon

Hello world program in dotsplit, haven't quite pushed new features though

quote Hello, spaced-out quote World!

quote prints next word command and skips it, spaced-out prints a space

ok, pushed

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I'm doing the halloween avatar thing. Not gonna be halloween-themed, but ya know.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Qwerp-Derp yes

Destructible Watermelon

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 25 minutes have passed. Are you able to help?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DestructibleWatermelon hm?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:45

@DestructibleWatermelon sure

what do you need

Destructible Watermelon

Weird builtins, multiparadigm, most paradigms being eso (tape and stuff), etc.

I was going to add the commands tape-left and tape-right.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hm, okay

@DestructibleWatermelon better stack is needed, you can use the same one as FOG uses

Qwerp-Derp

Wait dw

I figured the question out

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DestructibleWatermelon github.com/RikerW/Fuzzy-Octo-Guacamole/blob/master/stack.py

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DestructibleWatermelon Wentelx87? hard to program esolang

Destructible Watermelon

22:48

huh?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

tape-ish, self-modifying

Destructible Watermelon

It isn't tapeish, it just can be

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DestructibleWatermelon github.com/CrazyPython/wentelx87/blob/master/README.md

Destructible Watermelon

also I was going to add delete, which does nothing but delete itself

I'm adding the stuff now

will commit and push soon, 5 minutes I think

El'endia Starman

You don't need to tell us about every action you take.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:55

@DestructibleWatermelon pull?

@DestructibleWatermelon chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/46871/dotsplit-discussion

Destructible Watermelon

protip: this is going to be a secondary stack. because you only fix things when they are broken

or you might break someones work flow

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

Halp my brianf*** reduction

I can't seem to properly implement the bf loop with only a jump if greater than zero command

Any kind souls willing to help?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@RohanJhunjhunwala there are unkind souls willing to help

https://deepart-io.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/52/34/52340af5e597d605dc263cde698e64eb.jpg
my new halloween profile pic

New Sandboxed Posts

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Prove your language Turing Complete! Many simple proofs are written by reduction from brainf***. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to convert brainf*** into your language. Shortest code in bytes wins. You may use any language you wish as long as no standard loopholes are not violate...

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