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Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:00 PM

I was born in the 80's

... and I miss them

Tom V

It then ended with Playstation games like gran tourismo and mortal kombat

I was born in 1980 so

No time for games once the current multi-player thing ce

Came out **

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

I wish I had more time for games... when you have a good clan it's more about the comradery than gaming sometimes...

I used to play 2v2 with another guy, we knew each other's strats so well we didn't even need to speak to each other. If he moves one way I knew how and where to cover him

Tom V

Yeah but you need to be Slide clips to make sure you are available when the clan needs you

Can be hard to combine with things like a job and such

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

yeah I remember quite a few incidents with girlfriends about how I needed to be home for tournaments and whatnot

I played Eve online for a long time ~ 10 years

that's a whole life in itself

Tom V

Or mom yelling for the third time dinner is getting cold

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:09 PM

do your job, etc., come home and do OPs for 8 hours

Forrest

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft o/

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

Tom V

My mobile correct is making me unintelligible it seems

Swift keyboard needs to go

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

@TomV I concur

Joe Obbish

hey this -x startup parameter sounds great

what could go wrong?

does the X stand for eXtreme?

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:22 PM

@JoeObbish Just look at @EvanCarroll posts for that answer.

Evan Carroll

RTFM, if the M is there. Ask the question, TIAS, self-answer. RINSE AND REPEAT.

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

@EvanCarroll In response to that..

Evan Carroll

orrrr ask the only guy with "- Microsoft" in his name, pray that he answers, if he doesn't stomach your desire to know and pretend like all things produced by Evil Corp are black magic. You ain't even a padawan if you do that though. You're just a Kardashian-esque MCSE.

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

Lol there are a few -Microsft's here ;)

Evan Carroll

They don't count. They have better things to do.

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:30 PM

:'(

Evan Carroll

hahahaha

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

:"(

Evan Carroll

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

LOL

Evan Carroll

EVAN MEMES 4 YEARS OLD reddit.com/r/nongolfers/comments/18qdnb/…

sp_BlitzErik

10:35 PM

this query was going so well before i added an order by

bluefeet

@sp_BlitzErik you should do that on the app side anyway :P

sp_BlitzErik

@bluefeet i am going to smother you in nachos

bluefeet

considering we're having nachos for dinner, I'm down

I won't fight it

sp_BlitzErik

don't tell @SeanGallardy-Microsoft that, he's allergic to nachos

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

lol I can eat corn chips

if they are just corn

and not soaked in peanut or soy oil

plain

sp_BlitzErik

10:41 PM

"i can hit on anyone i want as long as it's my wife"

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

@sp_BlitzErik Move to Utah, have 7 wives

You thought having 1 was bad..

sp_BlitzErik

my friend says his second favorite strip club city is slc

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft one at a time you mean. i'm not on my first!

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

@sp_BlitzErik good luck, my friend.

I have a hard enough time dealing with a single g/f who isn't living with me let alone a wife that does...

Maybe I should try to find my first ex-wife... you know, like a trial run to see how I like it...

"Hi, I'm Sean. I'm looking for my first future ex-wife to be."

sp_BlitzErik

there's your problem, stop dating single girls

they have too much free time

Evan Carroll

bwahhaha

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:44 PM

@sp_BlitzErik Well I tried the married ones but that was a harrowing endeavor.

sp_BlitzErik

"hey you're in a bar and you don't look happy, sup"

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

No joke, I was "literally" out of the sate when Irma hit and I couldn't get back because the airports were shut down. I was stuck in Kalifornia.

I get a text, "So why aren't you here?"

"You're just avoiding me aren't you?"

Yes, I called in a hurricane weeks in advance just so I could avoid you...

sp_BlitzErik

florida woman strikes again

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

Then I couldn't get home for 2 weeks

"You just don't want to see me"

/sigh

It's like dealing with @EvanCarroll all emotion and no logic ;)

sp_BlitzErik

dating is usually a mistake. i find it works better if you just see some casually until they get pregnant then go all in.

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:49 PM

@sp_BlitzErik LOL

Pregnant? Plan B costs $50

$50 cheaper than 18 years

to be fair, I didn't learn common core math

@sp_BlitzErik What would you consider a good strength to weight ratio?

sp_BlitzErik

1xbw ohp, 2xbw bp, 3xbw sq, 4xbw dl

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

2x bp.. wow

assume I don't dl

sp_BlitzErik

i'd assume you're gonna start

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

4x... good god

sp_BlitzErik

how do you not diddly

i would dl every day if i could

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:53 PM

I just never did it

sp_BlitzErik

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

and now I don't have anyone to help me with form or technique and I don't want to break anything already not broken

sp_BlitzErik

it's like the most gratifying lift

alan thrall has a bunch of good youtube vids on it

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

I did 2.5xbw shrugs... that's pretty gratifying

2xbw bp though....

sp_BlitzErik

did you use straps?

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:55 PM

yikes

I have to, my wrists are jelly by the end

I lost all hand strength by the 2nd set

sp_BlitzErik

hook grip!

who needs thumbs anyway

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

LMFAO

I don't know that grip

bluefeet

@sp_BlitzErik what's stopping you?

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

assume I'm not a powerlifter, more of a... it's always beach season in florida lifter

bluefeet

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft it's painful

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:56 PM

like a goofy grip?

sp_BlitzErik

@bluefeet it's really hard to recover from. did 3x3 monday and i'm still feeling it.

Evan Carroll

captains of crush will fix grip

bluefeet

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft make a fist, but stick your thumb inside

sp_BlitzErik

i guess i could try some oly lifts as accessories

bluefeet

@sp_BlitzErik I went light during my workout today. It was supposed to be 145# but I only did 125# but there were 45 of them

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

10:58 PM

@bluefeet You'll break your thumbs!

sp_BlitzErik

@bluefeet you should just do cleans :)

bluefeet

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft not if you do it right. but it's pretty uncomfortable. It's not used for all lifts only some

@sp_BlitzErik I did power and hang power cleans before

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

Pretend I like my appendages

sp_BlitzErik

nice

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft it's really not bad with chalk and some athletic tape around your thumbs

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

all I know is, spring break is coming up...

bluefeet

10:59 PM

I haven't lifted in like 2 months so I'm going slow back into it. Hurts the ego not the body

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

@bluefeet I don't care what I do as long as it's good for me

sp_BlitzErik

@SeanGallardy-Microsoft ss+gomad

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

Yes @sp_BlitzErik is stronger than me.. but he's also 1.75 of me

sp_BlitzErik

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BOOBS

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

NEVAR!

sp_BlitzErik

11:09 PM

why the hell can't i have a distinct when there's an over()

SEAN FIX IT

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

git fix issue

... issue fixed

git checkin

done

that'll be in SQL18

sp_BlitzErik

not 2017r2?

slackers

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

hehe

Sean Gallardy - Microsoft

11:23 PM

night everyone, I'm done trying to get this corruption to take...

sp_BlitzErik

adios

Joe Obbish

I AM VICTORIOUS OVER SQL SERVER

THAT IS ALL

sp_BlitzErik

now all you have to do is make sure it returns the right results

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