Yea, it was a minor syntax error caused by their product. I was just seeing if this was possible, first ran into an error with GREATEST and LEAST not existing. Googled it and found my very own question about that thing from months ago. Then I ran into the SQL cmd error and I got the same answer, so I wanted to see what QUOTED IDENTIFIERS did and how it would look if they were off, and I found my same question the last time I got bite by this error
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