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Evan Carroll
11:00 PM
I seldom say such things about the Microsoft bloggers. I know this guy is a bad ass because I gave him a shout out before for being a bad ass.
twitter.com/TheEvanCarroll/status/947181882516664320
sp_BlitzErik
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft the function thing might be right when the function body is serial, it looks like things only freak out when the function runs parallel
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
TSQL UDFs can't run parallel AFAIK
sp_BlitzErik
they can so
i do it all the time
they make the calling query run serially, but the function body isn't restricted
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
@sp_BlitzErik right, because they inhibit parallism
sp_BlitzErik
yessir
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:10 PM
In your blog, though, you're not doing this
so it should run serially
the entire query
sp_BlitzErik
??
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
something something your mom?
Did I use the thing right?
sp_BlitzErik
yes
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
WOOOOT! steak dinners on me.. and by that I mean FOR me only
sp_BlitzErik
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:11 PM
You're a scalar function
anyway I asked the kind engineer to take a look at it
sp_BlitzErik
that's what your mom says
i know, i appreciate it
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
@sp_BlitzErik Truth!
sp_BlitzErik
was trying to clarify my position
in case the engineer is your mom
if you know what i mean
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
LOL
@EvanCarroll is my mom
sp_BlitzErik
i take it all back
new phone who dis
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:13 PM
@sp_BlitzErik Hey bebe itsyo baby daday
sp_BlitzErik
have you met the pfe that used to work for brent? angie?
rather, with me and brent
i phrased that horribly
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
@sp_BlitzErik I'm just a lowly PFE, so I have not
what's the name?
I'll look them up in the GAL
sp_BlitzErik
angie
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
just a one word name, eh?
sp_BlitzErik
walker
oh wait she got married
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:17 PM
or is it like the lastname firstname and firstname lastname
sp_BlitzErik
rudduck
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
OOOHHH I've never
met
her in person but pretty sure I answered some of her questions on internal exchanges
because she as already in my local send to list
cache
whatchamacallit
sp_BlitzErik
hahaha
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
auto-complete! that' it
My command of the English language wanes as does the sun...
I can't really say I've had any dealings with her though, let me look through sent mail
sp_BlitzErik
i was just curious, she's been there for a fair bit
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:20 PM
We're a small but also large community
it's hard to explain
I may or may not get up your way again, anytime soon
sp_BlitzErik
no rush. i had dinner with adam machanic last night, so i've fulfilled my social quota.
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
@sp_BlitzErik #NameDrop
sp_BlitzErik
it's only namedropping if they've blogged in the last year
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
hahaha
I'm thinking I should update my profile pic to match github
sp_BlitzErik
people might think you're a catfish
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:29 PM
@sp_BlitzErik I am a catfish...
sp_BlitzErik
BUT WE MET AT PASS
i'm so confused
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
@sp_BlitzErik Was that really me???
ok I changed my picture...
I look so weak in it
sp_BlitzErik
you haven't autocompleted yet
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
must take a minute...
/Idunno
food time!
sp_BlitzErik
adios
Sean Gallardy - Microsoft
11:32 PM
welcome to eating the same thing, every day
I'll pop on again a bit later
maybe my horrible picture will update by then
sp_BlitzErik
11:50 PM
why did it take me 5 minutes to write a query with a distribute streams in it
i'm losing my edge
i think joe is stealing it from me
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