Secret's criteria of abnormality: A phenomenon that displays nonlocal classical causation without any involvement of rituals or other guiding context
A phenomenon is classically nonlocal if 1) there is no quantum correlation (duh), and 2) there are no causal sequence bounded by the speed of light that connects from the source to the occurrence of the phenomenon. In other words "it just is"
Thus a phenomenon displays nonlocal classical causation if every time event A happened, event B happened some time later but there is no causal chains that can connects the influence of A to B below t…