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08:24
@JRE hey thanks for your advice!
08:37
Anyone want to have a stab at how many nanoseconds of Google would have been required for this guy to find that ethernet is not unidirectional on protocol and below layers?
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Q: Implement send-only(oneway) Ethernet port

RazaviI want to build a Data Diode. In transportation layer of this device, it needs a one-way media as port to send data from side A to side B. All commercial product use SFP. I test some SFP device but they have negotiation between two side and cutting RX fiber is not possible. Is it possible ti imp...

 
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10:52
@Asmyldof that guy must work at siemens, until the early 2000s they had no idea that tcp/ip was two way. their protocol logged in into one side, sent ip:port where that side had to connect back to send replies.
@PlasmaHH People don't have to work in a specific place to be dumb about stuff. I know this for a fact.
 
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13:24
Does anyone here have experience with PCB mounted hermaphroditic connectors?
Except those aren't PCB mounted.
Nor are they hermaphroditic, which you should have known when you posted a "example" and "counterpart" link.
I'm currently using an optical IR sensor for a custom made encoder wheel TCRT5000 but it's too big for my use case. Anyone aware of a smaller IR sensor ?
13:42
Its a really good idea to not specify the size that it needs to be smaller than...
13:55
@PlasmaHH smaller than TCRT5000. possibly the smallest that you can find
a size that is idea for 28mm encoder wheel to add two of these IR sensors for speed & direction
@codinginsane get some sandpaper
ideal*
with 20 black & white counts
The tcrt1000 is nice but i can't find it on ebay or amazon
14:12
@Asmyldof Strictly, that's true. What's the correct term for connectors like that where there's both male and female parts but not exactly mirrored?
Mixed Gender most commonly
Note to self: those are not the same.
14:43
@codinginsane Something like the QRE1113?
They're tiny, but smd
@codinginsane Oh, here's a through hole version : digikey.ca/product-detail/en/fairchild-on-semiconductor/QRE1113/…
@codinginsane I've also had luck with the QRD series: digikey.ca/product-detail/en/fairchild-on-semiconductor/QRD1113/…
All of which are tiny
15:38
@Giskard42 great! thank you
 
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16:38
Making a universal stepper driver can get quite complex, if you try to interpret universal linguistically correctly
Explains why my table is moving up and down all the time
@codinginsane NP
@Asmyldof I'd imagine making a linguistically correct stepper motor driver would be quite difficult
17:09
Main problem lies in autodetection of the motor parameters and how it's connected (randomly allowed)
18:02
What is the better question? "What alcohol goes best with painkillers?" Or " what painkiller goes best with alcohol?"?
@PlasmaHH The latter, as there are painkillers with high and low liver involvement, whereas all alcoholic beverages have the same per ml of alcohol
Whether you want high or low, depends on your mission
Concisely put:
Minimise Cirrhosis/Cancer-Risk vs Cheaper Drunk
18:55
Who in their right mind would want to speak French?
There is no good answer to that
If this motor driver ever gets to working as I envision......
I'll have another product that should sell well, but I can't seem to market properly
19:46
I think thats some mutually exclusive features. Either oyu can build stuff. Or market it. Never both.
20:15
@PlasmaHH You always say you suck at building stuff.... Teamz?
@Asmyldof Did I mention the part where I suck at marketing?
So you're basically just placeholderperson
I have great ideas that people then fill in the details. sometimes. occassionally
The adventures of placeholderperson!
Insert adventure here!
He has many amazing abilities, like _____
@Asmyldof,that video is good at turning your brain into spaghetti.But I've heard worse.
20:18
and can even ____________
New, from Untitled Comics
PlaceholderComics Ltd Inc
Don't forget about the copyright
He must face off against a deadly villain, $villian, from $ENVIRONMENT_VARIABLE
printf("With a laser death ray that can explode %i houses !", (int) houses)
And ability to teleport.Now you make the code for that plz.
cat villian_abilities.txt > comic_script.rtf
20:26
All too specific
And @Giskard42, your code needs work
@Asmyldof How so?
@Asmyldof Of course it needs work, it's just placeholder psudocode
Ahahaha
@RobertAtkins Howdy! Get the circuit working?
First and foremost, you have an ENV_VAR that's called ENV_VAR. To make it worse it contains highly specific information
And you only allow for customisation of a number. Should not take more than a few hours to make that just a random sentence
@Asmyldof I had a python example for a library tell me to put a secret key in an env var
@Giskard42 [esc][esc][esc]ggdG
@Asmyldof I naturally didn't follow their advice, I hardcoded it
:P
20:38
fmmmnnh
Stepper Motor Driver..... How many bipolar capable outputs?
8**8 ? a nice number
....
I would say about one insane asylum worth of bipolars
@PlasmaHH 2 if it's arkham asylum
20:49
@PlasmaHH How many conductive plastic reel racks would you like to also buy? >.< :-D
21:00
Fahrp!
And/or tweezers? And/or etc
 
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22:32
You know the research trail has gone cold when the only helpful result is from answers.google.com.
A site which appears to date from before I was sentient.
22:43
older than 10 minutes?
Wiki says it was started in 2002 and stopped in 2006, so yeah
23:04
Or are you making an insult a-la-"born yesterday" :)
23:53
Who lets mathematicians write software?
@ThePhoton All of 1970's Philips
A bad precedent, if you ask me.

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