The DMZ

David Freitag

00:01

@schroeder nurd

@schroeder Inspecting your fingernails?

@QPaysTaxes ...

Simon

@DavidFreitag As of this morning, it is considered rude to call someone a "nurd".

pls b noice dovid

David Freitag

@Simon Oh?

Simon

@DavidFreitag Yep.

David Freitag

@Simon whyfors?

Simon

@QPaysTaxes u fokin wot m8

@DavidFreitag Let me see if I can find it.

David Freitag

00:06

That implies that nurd is somehow derogatory, or that somehow being a nurd is a bad thing

Which is simply just not true. There's nothing sexier than when a girl talks nurdy to me

Simon

@DavidFreitag Here: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/28618023#28618023

Click on the next timestamp for the rest.

David Freitag

@Simon pls it's not "rude" just because @kalina gets annoyed when you do it.

Simon

o pls don't ping her

David Freitag

rekt

Simon

On the next page, you can see that roro has forbidden me to nurd.

Journeyman Geek

00:09

@QPaysTaxes ban

Simon

Which resulted in a quite unexpected appearance of the Fluffy Simon.

Journeyman Geek

cri... colour rendering index?

David Freitag

@Simon Just because you are forbidden to call names, doesn't make it rude

Simon

@DavidFreitag Problem is I called her a "nurd" and that's not even calling names!

You're a pendant.

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek Coupled Resistive Impedence

Simon

00:11

ok PWK time babai

Journeyman Geek

@Simon it is kinda offensive.

Simon

Oh come on.

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek BEING A NURD IS NOT A BAD THING

Simon

@QPaysTaxes THAT'S OFFENSIVE.

@DavidFreitag EXAC-FREAKING-LY.

Journeyman Geek

@DavidFreitag If he'd at least spell it right....

Simon

00:12

Does the i flag stand for nurd?

David Freitag

@Simon Invariant case

Or something

Journeyman Geek

gimme a moment, clearly the morning "Drink this, it'll help with your urge kill everyone" has not kicked in yet

Simon

Eyyyy my left nut.

ok bye 4 realz

David Freitag

o/

Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'

bobcatinabox.com

I might just sign up for that...

Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf Oglaf

NSFW.

David Freitag

00:30

WTAF ebay.com/itm/-/111913567870

Henry White Hat Hacker

02:11

@DavidFreitag Comic

Mark Buffalo

uhm

might be a joke bid lol

Henry White Hat Hacker

uhm?

David Freitag

02:32

@MarkBuffalo It's not

Mark Buffalo

I want to do something like that :(

this is probably some form of money laundering, lol

Xander

04:06

@DavidFreitag Something's up with that. Weird bidding pattern, if nothing else.

David Freitag

@Xander That's not uncommon. Just people trying to drive the price up

Xander

@DavidFreitag No, it is uncommon that a hotly contested item wouldn't have a bunch of snipe bids coming in right at the end.

David Freitag

@Xander Yeah but snipe bids at that much money?

Besides, you can't really "snipe bid" on ebay

Every time you bid it adds time to the counter

Xander

@DavidFreitag Maybe. It was a huge leap from the previous high bid. But still, it's a very strange pattern.

David Freitag

@Xander Very strange indeed.

Xander

04:10

@DavidFreitag Really? That's new. Didn't used to be that way.

@DavidFreitag Bidding that high, that early is very odd.

David Freitag

@Xander Yeah it adds like 10 seconds, but only up to two minutes extra IIRC

Xander

@DavidFreitag Very nice. The sniping used to drive me nuts. Granted, I haven't bought (or bid) on anything from Ebay in at least 6 years, so probably quite a bit has changed.

Late bid adding time is exactly what I wished they would do. Wonder if it put the sniping services out of business?

TildalWave

maybe someone hacked all those auto-bidding bots, or ... you know ... aliens :)

David Freitag

Xander

So reading forum threads, apparently the artist who created the auction is in fact, a troll, because that is in fact, apparently, his preferred medium of art, so if that is in fact true, it's highly likely shenanigans were involved.

TildalWave

04:17

@DavidFreitag hahaha haven't seen that one yet

David Freitag

HOW TO MAKE MODERN ART

►

Xander

@DavidFreitag Yep, ok. Seems to be true then.

David Freitag

@Xander If a buyer doesn't pay then the bid is listed as cancelled

And the auction goes to the next highest bidder

TildalWave

what the heck is going on with youtube?

David Freitag

@TildalWave ?

Xander

04:21

@DavidFreitag Which, I suspect, is why the $20,000,000 bid is cancelled.

TildalWave

David Freitag

@TildalWave Looks like https everywhere mangled it

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag ^ this is what I got after clicking your link

Xander

@TildalWave Ur interweb tubes iz clogged.

David Freitag

@TildalWave I bet there's tons of errors in the console

TildalWave

04:21

not according to the console

yes errors but not the ones I'd expect

David Freitag

which errors?

TildalWave

ReferenceError: spf is not defined
TypeError: yt.setConfig is not a function
TypeError: yt.setConfig is not a function

wait I'll go into it

Xander

@DavidFreitag I think he probably found a loophole, which he exploited for his Art.

David Freitag

yeah that sounds like it would throw a wrench into everything

@Xander What do you mean?

TildalWave

bah it was Ghostery but it's still odd

David Freitag

04:25

Yeah Ghostery can be a dick sometimes

Xander

@DavidFreitag Only that I cannot process or reconcile, without additional proof, that there is any way in which that could have been real, and that a real person actually and intentionally paid $10,000,100 for a stupid $1-at-Walmart hat in frame.

David Freitag

Same with https everywhere

@Xander It's completely unfathomable, but all signs point to it happened...

You might think he did it and just paid himself $10M thus breaking even, but even if he did that he'd have to put $10M into an escrow account and then ebay would take a cut

TildalWave

OK Ghostery just completely lost it, it's fine now after a bit of fiddling with it

David Freitag

I read that as "fondling with it"

I was about to ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Xander

@DavidFreitag And file a 1099 on him and he'd have to pay taxes on it, or explain to an auditor that it was both revenue and expense, which is an awkward conversation that would certainly have happened with that kind of money involved.

David Freitag

04:28

@Xander Exactly.

Xander

@DavidFreitag Although, it was a couple of days ago, so I don't guess it would actually happen until next year. But still.

TildalWave

I think the problem might have been that I haven't closed my browser for weeks and it updated a couple of times in between

Mark Buffalo

hi

TildalWave

5

Xander

@TildalWave Ha ha, living on the edge, are ya?

Mark Buffalo

04:29

@TildalWave #ThugLife

TildalWave

@Xander no, firefox :P

Mark Buffalo

My browser has been open for 4 weeks

David Freitag

@TildalWave You don't turn off your computer at night?

That's not good for your PSU.

Xander

@TildalWave LOK

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag I keep it running 24/7. How else do you think I trick people into hacking me?

TildalWave

04:30

@DavidFreitag I don't think I restarted it this year

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Your milkshake brings all the targets to the yard

Xander

@DavidFreitag Nobody cares if their PSU doesn't last for 25 years.

TildalWave

or last year for the matter LOL

David Freitag

@TildalWave :\

TildalWave

at least I don't remember it

David Freitag

04:30

Well you do use *nix

So that helps I guess

TildalWave

oh definitely

David Freitag

You probably spend a couple hundred dollars a year on wasted power tho

TildalWave

not at all

I build for silence so good power management is part of the trick

David Freitag

Fans use the least amount of power

And yes, you waste power for ever hour you're not using your computer

TildalWave

sure, but not much

David Freitag

04:33

Unless your computer is an over-glorified laptop you're wrong

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag You're an over-glorified laptop

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo You can put me on your lap aaaaaaaaaaaaall day. ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag it consumes about 40 W when monitors are off

I recon it costs me about 10 € of electricity per month, it certainly doesn't show up as strikingly apparent on the bills

David Freitag

@TildalWave So that's about 350kWh/yr which (at least from 2014 prices) is about 80€/yr

TildalWave

sounds about right

I'd say a bit more but OK thereabout

David Freitag

04:39

My total electric bill for the last year was $328

Just having your computer on in my house would account for ~1/3rd of my entire yearly consumption

@TildalWave Right I calculated at that rate for 24/7, it's going to be slightly different because you actually use it so it will be higher for those hours

TildalWave

yeah you live alone in an apartment ... plus I opted for all renewable sources so that adds up to the cost a bit

I should start looking into solar tho

David Freitag

Yeah but I also have an electric stove

Rоry McCune

06:30

mornin' all

Colin Cassidy

06:42

morning (ish)

Rоry McCune

@ColinCassidy watcha' you up early , or has WoW meant you're up very late?

SmokeDispenser

morning

Ferrybig

morning

SmokeDispenser

uh, hey @Ferrybig

to all the meta.SE-participants: Is there a feature request about imgur-image inclusions being protocol-inferred instead of http by defaullt?

Colin Cassidy

06:58

@RоryMcCune it's afternoon here, and whilst the internet connection is good I've not managed to download all of the WoW beta... yet

SmokeDispenser

@RоryMcCune, you may know anything about that?;)

Rоry McCune

@ColinCassidy boo.. just as well you're not out here or it'd be days... that said <fingers crossed> it's looking like september for our fibre cabinets...

@SmokeDispenser the meta-se thing? unfort. not, I don't really look on meta much...

I just know that https everywhere makes a bit of a mess of the site...

SmokeDispenser

@RоryMcCune well, it kinda works - except for images in posts

I am regularly "improving" edits to remove the "http" part of the link. that could be done on upload automatically, imho

(I'm not even discussing that I cannot sign up for area51 with my stackexchange openID;))

Rory Alsop

Morning folks

SmokeDispenser

but the "unsafe sources" warning is really annoying in that it is absolutely pointless as imgur does https.

hey @RoryAlsop

you know anything about any movement on meta regarding that?

Rory Alsop

07:07

@SmokeDispenser there are various posts on the whole http/https thing - don't think there is any short term intent to sort the image bit

SmokeDispenser

darn

Rory Alsop

you could have a good google round meta.se - you may find something I haven't seen

SmokeDispenser

@RoryAlsop, that's why I asked instead of searching. Actively following meta has a way better chance of finding something than google'ing

... but I may as well post the request and get it closed as dupe:) then I know the right one;)

Rory Alsop

@SmokeDispenser yeah, that works too :-)

SmokeDispenser

at least on meta.SO that works terribly well.

I don't think always using HTTPS would be a good choice, even if it only applied to imgur links. This would increase the latency of the image download, which could have a significant impact on mobile clients, and often have no benefit. Protocol-relative on a web-page would be the way to go. — Aaron Brager Feb 15 '14 at 19:33

WAT

it is planned, though.

M'vy

07:25

hi

Rory Alsop

@M'vy bon soir

M'vy

@RoryAlsop bonjour :) (not really the evening yet, even if it looks like it)

Rоry McCune

channel9.msdn.com/Events/Build/2016/C906 <-- technical details on the unbuntu on windows things

Matthew

Morning

kalina

@DavidFreitag no it's just crazy annoying when 50% of what he says is that, in response to everything

I'd rather he didn't communicate with me at all tbh

so judging from the conversation linked that's no longer a problem because he feels the same way

CodesInChaos

07:38

@RоryMcCune Do they say how they handle forking?

Rоry McCune

@CodesInChaos yeah fork gets a mention at 11:30 in the video

from what they're saying it should work

Matthew

It's not as good as having a bash shell built into Windows (so could use it without any installation), but it's a pretty good step

Rоry McCune

it'll be really useful

apart from anything else you can compile linux ELF binaries in windows

which is kinda weird but cool

Matthew

I know that I always get frustrated when stuck on a Windows command line - no autocomplete, limited previous lines, crap history search

Rоry McCune

@Matthew it sounds like they're improving conhost as well so windows command line should also be improving...

Matthew

07:45

@RоryMcCune About time! I know GUI is more fashionable, and easier to make a statement with, but command line is often quicker and more powerful

Rоry McCune

@Matthew yeah if they improve cmd.exe/powershell.exe command lines I'll be v. happy, will make a lot of difference. in 10 it's already better than it was, but still needs more work

SmokeDispenser

damn.. I have been lurked into a meta post;)

CodesInChaos

I never got why we have such a big distinction between command line and GUI.

I'd expect hybrids to be the best choice in many situations.

Matthew

@CodesInChaos I would love to be able to select files with a GUI, then type a command that applies to them

Rоry McCune

@CodesInChaos indeed , one I heard about which sounded like a good idea was the MS Exchange management shell that gave you the command line equivalent to any of the GUI options, so you could easily script it.

SmokeDispenser

08:16

quiet morning, this is :)

M'vy

well. It was coffee time I guess

Now to the real work

@RоryMcCune tl;dr?

Matthew

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Q: With Ubuntu on Windows 10, will exploits and malware that work on Ubuntu (or related distros) work on Windows?

So apparently Hell has finally and completely frozen over: the next major update for Windows 10 will be able to natively run Bash, related tools, and even some broader set of Linux binaries/programs from the Ubuntu repositories. From technical info released so far, the update this summer will ad...

It begins...

SmokeDispenser

@Matthew brace yourself

Rоry McCune

@M'vy well tl;dw I guess. It sounds like they're essentially implementing support for linux syscalls in windows, so that linux apps can run on top of the windows kernel. this is combined with a linux fs that you can run. ubuntu user-mode non-graphical apps should run ok including things like programming languages (e.g. ruby, python, node.js) and things like editors and compilers.

the target market is web devs who use Macs at the moment

M'vy

@Matthew opinion based?

kalina

08:24

@Matthew has this functionality been released? No -> speculative question

M'vy

@RоryMcCune well it's not like we don't have bash for windows already

MinGW and Cygwin thingies

Rоry McCune

@M'vy yeah but this won't need re-compilation for windows

you can literally (by the looks of it) get a linux binary and run it on Ubuntu for windows

M'vy

my bash script don't

yeah ok ELF support is new

Rоry McCune

you can also compile ELF binaries using this and then run them on a linux host

@kalina indeed it's not even on the insider channels yet

Matthew

Yeah, not a valid question. Yet. But still, we get people coming on and asking things within hours of announcements!

SmokeDispenser

08:27

@Matthew, that's basically a good thing.

@kalina, there, have an upvote on your comment :)

Matthew

@SmokeDispenser I do sometimes wonder if people think that everyone on sec.se just follows new security research tirelessly...

No sleep, no breaks...

Just security

Rоry McCune

@Matthew was that not in your contract? I'm sure it was in mine :)

SmokeDispenser

@Matthew yes, that.

Matthew

@RоryMcCune I carefully read my contract and objected to bits of it!

Rоry McCune

@Matthew see newbie error on my part there, not red-lining the 100% security clause

Matthew

08:34

@RоryMcCune At one previous job, I didn't actually sign a contract. They were still getting it to a point where I was willing to sign when I found a better job...

kalina

I also want to flag the answer as not an answer because it doesn't technically answer the question

SmokeDispenser

@kalina second that.

Matthew

@kalina Agreed. It's speculation

M'vy

The answer is better than the question

It's probably he best answer you can have to this question at this moment

kalina

that doesn't make it acceptable

the correct answer would have been to not answer

anything other than that is called rep whoring

M'vy

08:41

The correct answer would have been not to question

you can't blame the guy for trying to answer :)

kalina

you can, he has enough rep to close vote and delete vote

he chose to attempt to collect upvotes instead

M'vy

maybe he did VtC too

kalina

I can't see close votes due to being a noob

M'vy

I can see two

Matthew

One VtC is me

M'vy

08:42

Well ok so he did not

Matthew

blows the anonymity out of the window

M'vy

that's what DMZ is for :)

Matthew

I also VtC

-3

Q: Incident Response Reporting to customers, news, market

Good day folks, I want to study more about what to do after detecting incident, breach, provide what information to marketing team, customers, journalists and put what kind of information to announce on the news. Could someone give me resources to read, and point out what to study? I'm not qui...

incident-response incident-analysis

I know, am being very free with my close votes today...

kalina

once upon a time I used to use all of my post votes, close votes, delete votes and flags every day on arqade

and then they got arsy because they didn't like handling that many flags

so I withdrew all of my activity

M'vy

@kalina they "got" ?

Matthew

08:46

Were there really that many bad posts on there?

M'vy

@Matthew arqade is... special

kalina

@Matthew well, I'll go with me having a 99%+ flag acceptance rate and then not comment further

silverpenguin

@Matthew man what ez da cheat code for crash bandacoot

damn it i killed the chat again :L

kalina

nope

I'm still here

M'vy

Still alive

kalina

08:50

just don't really have much to say today

Rоry McCune

@M'vy this was a triumph!

M'vy

@RоryMcCune indeed

silverpenguin

@kalina well you can survive fire and brimstone, im sure you can survive my posts :P how are you today a busy bee?

Rоry McCune

@kalina not even about Microsoft's new bot framework?

or the cool Hololens stuff from the keynote

Matthew

Rоry McCune

08:51

@kalina or how once everyone get an AR headset you'll be able to do sets from your home

Matthew

@RоryMcCune Stop making a note here...

kalina

@RоryMcCune that removes half of the atmosphere

@silverpenguin no today I'm completely dysfunctional and largely unhappy

@RоryMcCune meh

silverpenguin

@kalina whats wrong :(

kalina

@JourneymanGeek har har, :/

no, this is the opposite of most days

Journeyman Geek

ahh

actually that way

kalina

08:54

I'm unsure what you're insinuating

Journeyman Geek

Oh, that what I said was probably entirely inappropriate and I'm sorry you're that way.

silverpenguin

im really REALLY hungry .... any midlanders wana grab some lunch ? D:

Adi

@kalina Whoooaa!

This doesn't answer the question and instead just speculates. I know it's not your fault since speculation is all that is available at this time but it hardly falls into the category of authoritative answers backed by fact. — kalina 17 mins ago

Matthew

Have a conference call. They've not given me a code to join in. I feel unwanted...

silverpenguin

@Matthew please enter your room code followed by the hash key ?

kalina

08:58

@Adi what have I done wrong to you now?

M'vy

@kalina I think he expresses surprise and admiration

Adi

@kalina You're not capable of wronging me. Also, it's quite the opposite, as @M'vy said

kalina

@M'vy that's unlikely, Adi said it

well, I guess pigs can fly.

Matthew

@silverpenguin thats the one

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