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12:29 AM
@QPaysTaxes you can do some of the non-competition CTF, like smashthestack.org
and have a look at our write-ups on meta
obviously difficulty and required knowledge varies a lot
 
@QPaysTaxes Here's one that's been around forever, and is very low-barrier to entry: hackthissite.org You just sign up for an account, and challenges start. I think it's a fun one to learn on without having to invest a lot of effort in getting involved.
 
@QPaysTaxes it's created by a friend of mine
a few are kinda broken but ctf4 is good
 
@Ohnana neat
I got training a weird way... practice. trial, and error
it's really nice to see aggregated training like this. that's why kids are so far ahead of us :X
 
12:45 AM
@QPaysTaxes there are published walkthroughs
so you don't need them lol
@QPaysTaxes that works too. the PDF is put together so you can read only what you need to
do yourself a favor, read the OWASP top 10 before ctf4, it'll help
 
yeah, @Ohnana has some good advice
OWASP top 10 is great
view-source:google.com
put that in your url browser
you can view the source
or right click -> view source
if the password doesn't show up, it may be loading dynamically. therefore, you have to find it in the console, most likely
developer thing
so just search for an element that is nested
and view the source of that nested element
ah, ok
 
@MarkBuffalo :thumbs:
 
@Ohnana you know what bums me out about OWASP?
before I knew about owasp, I already knew how to attack/defend against their top10 :(
so I didn't really learn anything
 
@MarkBuffalo it's a reference
 
@Ohnana Your face is a reference
 
1:00 AM
@Ohnana True, but I wanna learn more stuff
I feel like I've reached an impasse
 
@MarkBuffalo Your face reached an impasse
 
@DavidFreitag Your face.
 
@MarkBuffalo Is a farcical aquatic creature. Watch out, it lobs scimitars.
 
@MarkBuffalo read blogs
some of them will make your head asplode
 
yeah, I do
 
1:49 AM
:(
 
 
5 hours later…
6:47 AM
morning
 
Morning
 
did you play unidong already?
(and yes, I'm not sure that the SE people know how that is a euphemism)
 
7:02 AM
Um?
What?
 
7:16 AM
heya
 
unikong?
 
@bilbo_pingouin unibong?
 
ahah ah
just looked at the thing
but don't have time to play
 
What thing?
 
@Matthew unikong... ;-)
 
7:24 AM
Oh... The thing in the advert... Is it bad that I'd completely blanked that out because it was an advert?
 
it's actually a game with unicorns...
 
So I see
 
I tried to play, but it doesn't accomodate well with vimperator... or so I guess
 
It's quite an easy game
 
7:38 AM
mornin'
 
ahh italicrory, things are back as they should be
crory
cory is better
 
@DavidFreitag oh yeah anything after the first tier of cata was easymode
 
okay what is up with unikong?
as in, what the hell is it?
 
and dragonsoul in general was stupid
 
I've been seeing it mentioned around
 
7:43 AM
@AviD donkey kong with a unicorn
 
@kalina okay?
link?
 
do you assume I'm trolling?
 
@kalina honestly not sure
it could go either way at this point
 
65
Q: What's with the Stack Overflow UNIKONG game?

spencerlarryWhat's the deal with this new UNIKONG game on Stack Overflow? Is it some sort of ad? Is it just for fun?

 
though if its true, I would have gone with donkeycorn
@kalina ahhhh thanks
 
7:45 AM
@AviD security.stackexchange.com top-right-hand-corner
 
yeah didnt notice it
 
I'm not sure I should be informing a moderator about the going ons around here
I would have expected you to be informed
 
4
Q: Is the Konami code for Unikong inaccurate?

click_whirUnikong supports the Konami code entered as ↑-↑-↓-↓-←-→-←-→-B-A-ENTER. My own memory of entering the code was that the code was ↑-↑-↓-↓-←-→-←-→-B-A-[select+start]. Was the classic Konami code just for Contra and then other games had a similarity or is my memory just that bad?

 
@AviD you should answer more questions :op
 
@RоryMcCune I ignore ads
@kalina this is how I get informed
 
7:46 AM
well that's hardly appropriate.
also I'm in a shocking mood this morning and I apologize in advance, I haven't a clue why it's happened
actually I'm going to go do more sleeping nn
 
42
Q: Can I ride the unicorn? If not, can I kill the unicorn?

skullyI'd like to ride the unicorn as pictured both in the ad on the right as well as in the game main menu: The unicorn seems to be an unkillable monster and I am unable to defeat it; I have to either dodge or use the photon blaster to set him back a few inches. I tried goomba stomping it, tried c...

 
@AviD Those unicorn murderers on Arqade
 
DAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
 
8:04 AM
gosh who is hammering the walls
don't they know that some people sleep during the day -.-
 
@kalina I am working from home, so have my kick pedal under my desk banging in time with music....
 
cute but most likely not what I'm hearing
 
@Matthew Like two ravens, its merely attempted murder
 
:28673365 you know i cant see deleted messages right
 
8:19 AM
About Unikong. Finally got around to it and I'm trying to figure out what I'm missing. It seems I've been able to collect everything in the level, but I can't trigger a progression to the next?
Nevermind. I must have been literally missing something. Just did one more run-through and it triggered when I picked up the last item.
 
I need coffee for my eyes
 
Man, sucks to be this guy.
 
On the contrary
its his chance to be a legend
 
Well, that being good depends on what sort of legend we're talking about. The @ThomasPornin kind, or the @Simon's mom kind?
 
pls everybody knows Windows Update wasn't introduced until 9x
 
8:28 AM
the sort that are whispered in hushed tones to scare little children.
 
@JourneymanGeek Oh, so the @Simon's mom kind.
 
I wouldn't talk about @Simon's mom to little children, personally. Something about child protection service swat teams...
 
@kalina Try ebay. Disturbingly, whilst looking for some fancy coffee for a friend's Christmas present, I discovered that you can buy special coffee for enemas. I didn't get the friend that...
 
@Iszi All you need are the diamonds, the badges are optional. But increase your score.
 
@Arperum s/score/rep/
 
8:31 AM
@Iszi Which is basically score.
 
@Matthew Pls. Everyone knows coffee is a laxative and diuretic.
 
@Iszi When inserted at the top end, yes...
 
@Matthew Well, I'm not interested in taking any solids or liquids into my body through any other orifice myself.
 
@Iszi Ah, so you want the gaseous coffee enema..
 
@Matthew Well, gases tend to just come and go as they please.
 
8:35 AM
so do cats....
 
@JourneymanGeek ouch
 
@JourneymanGeek You're reminding me of that CGP Grey vid. The one where he explains that dogs are loyal companions who see you as the leader of their pack, while cats are just miniature lions who happen to share the house with you.
 
@RоryMcCune Does "cancel stars" do what I think it does? Didn't know ROs/mods had that power.
 
@Matthew pls no
I don't get on with ebay
after multiple failures I've just concluded to buy new rather than ebay
 
8:43 AM
@Iszi It removes stars from a post. It does not allow people who starred the message before to star it again. The removed star also counts against the daily star limit.
 
basically it's an "I'm an asshole" button
remember to think that whenever you click it
 
I've used it exactly once. And that was to make sure someone did not get a flagban if someone who did not know the context came into the room and decided to wildly flag before checking context.
 
there's no low hanging fruit for me to answer today
I might just go postal and resolve this issue with my neighbor and his home improvement so I can sleep
 
@kalina go ride some unicorns
 
I don't wanna
 
8:53 AM
@AviD You can't ride the unicorn. This has been established! Keep up!
 
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round round round
 
I'm ridiculously drowsey and I don't want to be playing a game that I'm going to suck at in this state
 
@kalina, there, have a virus-upvote;)
good morning, too.
 
@SmokeDispenser im still sleepy :<
 
I don't want a virus upvote -.-
 
8:55 AM
@silverpenguin then go sleep again.
@kalina in that case... let me see if I can still reverse it.
 
I WOULD GO TO SLEEP BUT NEXT DOOR IS POWER TOOLING EVERYTHING
 
@SmokeDispenser i cant, while im at work the game is in play, I have to manage my pieces and make the right moves for the most dollar
@kalina ༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO)) pew pew
 
@kalina nope. vote is locked. do whatever you like with it.
@kalina also: I hate when that happens.
 
@Matthew lol just tried the konami code. @RоryMcCune make sure you do that, and listen carefully!
 
if I had the energy to fall out of bed I'd go turn on some music and put in earplugs to simultaneously drown it out and annoy the crap out of him
 
8:59 AM
so, any eastereggs already found in unidong?
 
maybe I'm dying
 
@SmokeDispenser konami count?
 
(esp. those that do not need sound)
@AviD hm?
 
@SmokeDispenser konami code works
 
@AviD is a and b literally a and b? there's nothing happening here.
 
9:03 AM
yes
enter afterwords
 
@AviD No speakers...
 
try in the game menu
@Matthew worth it
 
@SmokeDispenser you know it's B A, not A B right?
 
@kalina is that a euphemism?
 
9:05 AM
@RоryMcCune no it's not! :|
 
@RоryMcCune sure it is. must be.
@kalina yeah. I just get forwarded to the badges page.
 
it definitely sounds like a euphemism
 
sounds like you have the badge link selected when you press enter
 
but we should get those out of the way before "anti-euphemism man" wakes up
 
@RоryMcCune absolutely
@RоryMcCune you mean @Simon?
 
9:07 AM
but I don't really care, I'm too busy testing if I'm able to suffocate myself by lying on my face
 
@SmokeDispenser yep
@kalina you should get some Bose QuietComforts
 
aww, I know what happens here, I think
 
those are great for drowning out noise
 
@kalina You can, but it's easier if you have a large weight on your head/neck
 
let me try with a traditional keyboard layout enabled.
yep, that's it. SE cannot handle non-querty layouts well.
 
9:10 AM
@RоryMcCune I have a pair of custom etymotic ear plugs but there is no background noise where I live so I can still hear the noise
 
shog is still here. I might not say 'SE did fail to check the right keys' too loud.
@RоryMcCune are they really paying off themselves?
 
yeah he might ban you for complaining about bugs rather than reporting them
 
@kalina BTW, I did report the area51-openID-login bug with customer support after shog meh'd my report yesterday;)
 
even though they're uninterested in a bug bounty so there isn't a real incentive to report any issues you find anyway
it's not negligent on our part if we don't report bugs, it's their software that they develop, that makes it their job to test it
and their liability if they fail to do so
 
If I did see that right yesterday, @TildalWave was only suspended from chat, not from the sites.
 
9:13 AM
@kalina My main objection is a lack of clear details on what they'll consider bug hunting and what they'll consider hacking into our systems
 
suspended is suspended
@Matthew careful, you'll get accused of gaming hats during hat bash while actually testing for flaws
 
@Matthew hence @RоryMcCunes meta.
 
@SmokeDispenser yes, chat suspension.
6 days though :S
 
@SmokeDispenser well I got them as a present, but they're super awesome at cutting out background noise, it's almost spooky
 
also, I'm pretty sure checking hardware key codes instead of the actual keys is a stupid mistake, but certainly not a security issue
 
9:16 AM
@kalina yeah active noise cancelling is useful for that scenario, with the quiet comforts it's kind of odd, when you flick the switch things like keystroke noise just disappears
 
@SmokeDispenser depends if you want to rely on meaning or position I guess
 
@RоryMcCune gonna pay amazon a visit then. Maybe I award myself on the last days on the old job, since my neighbors play the piano;)
@M'vy exactly, may be intended
@M'vy but given that they fucked the hot keys up for me with that as well, I guess it's not their intend to rely on position.
(hot keys on the sites, I mean)
 
did they put the hotkeys in default version ? I used to have a userscript from rebecca c. for this
 
but yeah, not the only application where my keyboard layout not taken into account is a problem
@M'vy yes
@M'vy you can enable it in the preferences. But even the ? to get help does not work;)
(Because, what they probably register pressed is caps lock + h)
 
It does work on my. And it's localised
 
9:26 AM
@M'vy strange.
@M'vy well, localized may not mean too much, most local layouts are qwerty-like.
 
the punctuation aren't the same
? is on last letter row after n in Fr, and before shift in UK
 
well, on my layout, ? does not work. So I cannot access the documentation;)
 
both are shifted-mod key
 
right. They might check some localized things
my '?' is mod3(caps lock) +h
and that does not work
 
hm...
 
9:32 AM
using any other mod3 key (there are 3) doesn't work either, unsurprisingly
 
Maybe it does not sends the correct character ? Is there different ? characters ? idk...
 
well, it sends '?'
idk if that's the wrong one
is in ascii, should not cause problems.
If it was √ or κ or γτδϑϱμϱνβϑροτνκοτψκ or anything like that, I'd have second thoughts.
(yes, the layout has a plane for greek letters and mathematical symbols)
like...ℂ and even ⚥
pretty neat, but breaks some stuff:/
 
I was one move away! and i mis calculated!
 
Adi
9:48 AM
Whaaaa?!
You can get a gun in the unicorn game?!
 
wtf is this unicorn game ?
 
@Adi abolutely. in, like, level 2
@silverpenguin, the 1. april game on SE
look at the site.
unidong.
 
Adi
@SmokeDispenser Oh. I never even tried beyond level 1
 
@Adi after 3, they repeat, but the KI seems to get better
 
Adi
Whoa! You can make color stuff in the console!
 
9:54 AM
I think playing the unicorn game at work its a step to far
even for me
 
Adi
My boss is playing it as well, so there's that
 
@SmokeDispenser KI?
 
Adi
@DavidFreitag Order places. Payment made. My pocket is 1800 euros lighter. Still no SSD, though.
 
@Matthew the unicorn and the trolls
 
@Matthew AI
 
10:11 AM
@Adi what size SSD? what size? 1TB?
 
fellaz
 
I won that 8402 game.
@Matthew :D
 
@Matthew Oh, right, didn't think straight for a second there.
@RоryMcCune, do you have in- or over-ear quiet comforts? if over-ear: are they any good in terms of having them on for hours?
 
10:27 AM
@RоryMcCune the problem with active noise cancellation is it's achieved by creating more noise, is best suited to low frequency repetitive drones and requires power
I don't need an out of phase jackhammer played into my ears to cancel an actual jackhammer
 
@SmokeDispenser I've got the over-ear, they do get a bit warm, but they're quite light and well balanced, so not horrible comfort-wise
 
and I also don't want to be at the whim of power requirements
 
@kalina indeed the battery on mine lasts about 35 hours of use
@kalina yeah you get a weird little bit of ear pressure when the noise cancelling kicks in
 
@Adi ah, an actual upgrade
the first time you use a pc with a m2 pci ssd you'll be like :o
 
Adi
10:34 AM
@kalina I think I need to be like :o for a while to afford paying for that M2 SSD
 
@Adi oooo you work with custom hardware? I would use that for building a router of somesort e_e
 
Adi
@silverpenguin I work with whatever @David tells me to get. I know nothing about these stuff
 
@Adi ahh I see where is dovid
 
ooh, swanky
 
@Adi you will
it is a completely unreasonable difference in comparison to a normal hard disk and even a normal sata ssd (both m2 sata and actual sata)
@Adi if you're not going to get a m2 pcie ssd, at least get some form of ssd
 
Adi
10:46 AM
@kalina I think it's highly likely that I'll get that M2 PCIe
 
Yeah, spinning discs are good for NAS units and high volume data, but SSD is much better for day to day use
 
Adi
512GB should be enough for my needs
 
@Adi well remember you're not supposed to fill a ssd
I view ssd sizes as size*0.66
 
Adi
Tell me more
 
something about wear levelling
not my area of expertise
 
Adi
10:49 AM
Mine neither
 
don't full disk format, don't use an OS that doesn't support TRIM, don't defrag, don't fill to capacity
 
meh
disks are not that fragile
 
You should leave some free space on your solid-state drive or its write performance will slow down dramatically. This may be surprising, but it’s actually fairly simple to understand.

When an SSD has a lot of free space, it has a lot of empty blocks. When you go to write a file, it writes that file’s data into the empty blocks.

When an SSD has little free space, it has a lot of partially filled blocks. When you go to write a file, it will have to read the partially filled block into its cache, modify the partially-filled block with the new data, and then write it back to the hard drive. T
 
and on samsungs you can overprovision a bit for extra life
 
@kalina Although they tend to have quite a bit of space built in for wear levelling nowadays, so it's not as big an issue
 
10:51 AM
^ I didn't write that
 
and here's a dirty little secret
quite often stuff other than nand fails
and if nand fails its predictable
the 950 is an interesting drive
it benchmarks gloriously
but is actually bottlenecked by heat
 
that's original
thermal throttling on a storage device?
 
wow
 
I'm pretty sure someone will build a tiny weeny little waterblock for it sooner or later ;)
 
10:59 AM
bit of an awkward place for a water block though
between two pci slots, under a graphics card
 
Adi
@JourneymanGeek I'm actually okay with thermal throttling
 

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