The DMZ

Abhimanyu Aryan

01:32

Hi, I have EOS(Elementary OS) installed on laptop. EOS is ubuntu 14.04 based. I don't wish to install Kali due to lack of driver support.

Will it be totally fine to use EOS, install hacking tools manually when I need them. Say Aircrack-ng

?

Or I need to switch to Kali?

TildalWave

01:43

you should be fine

never used it myself but it's supposedly compatible with Ubuntu and it's possible to add all Kali tools to Ubuntu as far as I'm aware

Mark Buffalo

02:20

4

Q: How can I deal with troublesome "professional" engineer?

I currently manage a team of about 25 engineers and developers in a subdivision of a Canadian tech company working out of Ottawa. Things normally run smoothly, but we've had a serious problem with a senior engineer as of late. This engineer is the sole engineer on our team with his Professional ...

Found this on the super collider. Not paying your talent usually bites you big time

But I disagree with the way he's going about it

TildalWave

03:21

top answer is fair tho

makes me wonder what that "troublesome" person is even doing in a company like that, even the one asking the question is quite obviously incompetent yet he manages a team of 25 engineers?

apparently he didn't even know what Professional Engineer means and added professional in quotes at first LOL

> In Canada the designation "professional engineer" can only be used by licensed engineers and the practice of engineering is protected in law and strictly enforced in all provinces. The regulation and licensing of engineers are accomplished through a self-governing body that is given the power to license and discipline professional engineers, as well as regulate the practice of the professional engineers in their province. A self-governing body's prime purpose is to protect the public...

TildalWave

03:49

Can someone else please reject this suggested edit, it's probably hard to spot where the problem with it is (see my rejection reason) security.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/71176

etherealflux

04:48

@TildalWave I, on the other hand, am a "professional" "engineer"

I can "build" "bridges" that "won't fall down"

TildalWave

04:59

"duh!"

Henry WH Hack

@TildalWave Are you still here?

Mark Buffalo

05:18

@TildalWave done

@TildalWave He's probably interviewing.

Henry WH Hack

We have bots smoke detector and community?

WOW

Lucas Kauffman

06:19

hello gents

@TerryChia @JourneymanGeek when are we meeting up again for lunch

Rory Alsop

07:35

Morning once again

Lucas Kauffman

@RoryAlsop Good morning doctor, how are we today?

Rory Alsop

Not bad at all, oh psychopathic llama

Lucas Kauffman

@RoryAlsop what's for breakfast?

Henry WH Hack

Morning everyone!

Rory Alsop

@LucasKauffman hands

or failing that, bacon, sausage, black pudding and a tattle scone

M'vy

08:10

heya

strange pop up today heh?

coffee

Lucas Kauffman

Mmmm bacon

Arperum

Morning

Rоry McCune

mornin' All

@kalina of course, can't you :op

11 hours ago, by Rоry McCune

https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2016/03/07/announcing-sql-server-on-linux/ <-- dafuq MS-SQL Server on Linux (that'll solve your perf. problems I'm sure @AviD )

Colin Cassidy

08:33

Morning to each and everyone of you special snowflakes

Adi

Any people from Netherlands here?

Rоry McCune

@ColinCassidy mornin'

Adi

and, morning!

Rоry McCune

@Adi isn't @Arperum from that general vicinity?

Adi

@RоryMcCune I think he's from the same place as Lucas

Rоry McCune

08:35

@Adi so he's a llama too! they get everywhere these days

Arperum

@RоryMcCune I'm from one country south, but regularly end up north.

Adi

@Arperum Any idea what kind of company this is? 2staff.nl/contact.html

Are they like a resourcing agency?

Google Translate is failing me

At least they seem so

Arperum

@Adi Resourcing specialists. So it sounds like they are doing consultancy with their people all being highly trained.

Adi

I was offered a position with an unbelievable salary by a company in Netherlands, but they made it clear I won't be hired by them but by this 2staff.nl

I've never seen such model before, so I'm a bit suspicious

Matthew

Morning

Adi

08:42

Mewrning

Lighty

murrrrrning

Arperum

@Adi That position offering might be some recruiter/headhunter. We have a lot of those. So I assume it's the same north of the border.

Rоry McCune

@Adi In the UK there's a lot of contractors who work that way. they have a contract with an agency/umbrella company and the agency gets money from the actual customer

@Adi tends to be shorter-term work but better paying

TildalWave

morning

Rоry McCune

kind of a middle ground between permies and consultants

Adi

08:43

@RоryMcCune Oooooh

Yeah that makes sense

Since the job is only for a few months

TildalWave

permies? sounds like hair implants :)

Arperum

@RоryMcCune Yea, same over here. that way, the company needing someone doesn't have to deal with the whole hassle of having to find more work for you once their project is done.

Rоry McCune

@Adi I did it for a while, on 3 month rolling contracts. Downsides are in the UK you get no holiday/sick pay as you run your own company and the contracts can vanish off at the end of the period

@Adi that said in the UK banks there's contractors who've been there for aaages

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo cheers!

Rоry McCune

@TildalWave lol it was a vaguely pejorative term that contractors applies to permanent staff

Henry WH Hack

08:46

morning everyone!

Arperum

@RоryMcCune Except in this case he wouldn't be running his own company, he'd be working for 2staff.nl, who would contract him out to whoever needed him.

Rоry McCune

@Arperum yeah that sounds more like the umbrella company model in the UK

which model gets more use tends to depend on the tax laws

Adi

@RоryM @Arperum Thank you guys. Now I have a much clearer picture

Rоry McCune

here the inland revenue keep mucking about with the tax laws for this kind of employee

Arperum

@Adi You're welcome. If you end up taking the offer, let me know, we should meet up at some point :)

Adi

08:47

That sounds like a lovely idea

TildalWave

@RоryMcCune yeah I got it, I'm drinking real strong coffee today ... I'll be one hyper permie and that's not Trump's hairstyle I'm referring to :)

Arperum

I'm pretty sure the amounts of trips to the north I make are only going to increase. With me having a Dutch girlfriend :p

Adi

Ooooh.. A Dutch girlfriend

Lighty

@Arperum Admit it, we dutchies have something :P

Adi

Whenever I hear that I think of Olivia Lonsdale

To me, all Dutch girlfriends are Olivia Lonsdale

Arperum

08:50

@Lighty You don't. She does.

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum gezellig

Lighty

@Arperum Might be just the gender altering your interests, but I was referring to general dutchies, not me

I'm not your type hun

Adi

Which reminds me, (NSFW in Netherlands)

Lil Kleine & Ronnie Flex - Drank & Drugs (prod. Jack $hirak) - #NewWave

►

2

Lucas Kauffman

als je een beetje wil chillen...

Lighty

@LucasKauffman Samen pientje? ;D

Lucas Kauffman

08:52

@Lighty pintje :P

or more "pinke" as we say in my local dialect

Lighty

@LucasKauffman Pientje is a dialect slang for something else than a beer...

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty what is it :O

Lighty

@LucasKauffman what are the Dutch well known for? :P

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty klompen, tulpen, kaas

Lighty

Wiet

Arperum

08:54

@Adi needs ear bleach now

Lucas Kauffman

ah

@Lighty druuuuuugs

Lighty

a "Pientje" refers to a joint, the kind rolled in either cigarrete paper or longer paper, not a "blunt", wich seems to be cigar paper(?)

Adi

@Arperum What you need is drank en drugs

TildalWave

@Lighty ladies in the shop windows?

Arperum

@Adi I don't consume either of these.

Lucas Kauffman

08:55

ah de wallen

TildalWave

aye

Lighty

I went to amsterdam for a buisness meeeting a week ago, and I shit you not, it was raining, and the "ladies of the red district" were outside in their, u, outfit, with nothing but an open raincoat, freezing to death

thats extreme

or exxxtreme

TildalWave

of course Denmark used to be famous for its porn industry and ladies of leisure, but most of you would be too young to remember that

Matthew

I liked Amsterdam. Very friendly people. Even lots of young women waving from their very small houses and smiling.

Lucas Kauffman

@TildalWave back when condoms were non existant

@Matthew inviting you inside

TildalWave

09:03

@LucasKauffman oh they existed, just nobody thought they need them

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty it's to attract necrophiles, "extra cold"

Lighty

@LucasKauffman no idea if well-made joke or disgusting idea

Arperum

@Lighty I've read stories about actual necrophiles asking the girl to be as cold as possible.

Lighty

@Arperum Please don't share your life story again, I still have nightmares from the last time ;~;

Arperum

@Lighty This has nothing to do about my personal life story. This is just an article I've read.

Lighty

09:15

@Arperum yeah right xd

Arperum

@Lighty I'm very much not a necrophiliac.

Lighty

@Arperum This is the Internet, for all I know, everyone could be a necrophiliac, a murderer, a woman, or a P90 Apache Attack Toaster.

Arperum

@Lighty Of all these options I'd prefer to be a woman. Although, as long as murderer is only aimed at having murdered other humans, having killed animals would make me a murderer if it didn't.

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum you kill animals?

As in: creepy guy killing and torturing animals

or as in: Im hungry, let me get a chicken

Arperum

@LucasKauffman No torturing.

@LucasKauffman For food yes :p

And not random animals. Growing up on a farm gives you some options for ending up with a dead animal in your hands.

Lighty

09:25

I was thought serveral "lines", like, quotes

and a random jamaican that worked at my dads company (wich ive known for literally all my life) told me

"Do not kill what you do not eat"

Rоry McCune

09:58

Tilt Brush VR Painting of the day: Pokemon

►

^VR Pokemon painting!

silverpenguin

you guys miss me?

manatee powers activate

crickets

Rоry McCune

your manatee powers generate crickets...

who knew

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

hi everyone

Arperum

\o

Journeyman Geek

Ho @BlueBerry-Vignesh4303

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

10:06

security.stackexchange.com/questions/116792/how-can-i-demonstrate-remote-file-in‌clusion-via-get-methods

this question might deleted soon due to policy of securtiy stackexchange,so i wish to discuss the possible answers over here

Arperum

@BlueBerry-Vignesh4303 Why do you think it will be deleted? It's upvoted and not closed. (I'm not a regular user of the main site, I can't help you with it)

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

48

Q: "Is (x) Secure" Question Anti-Pattern

A common problem that I see with questions is that they ask something like "Is (x) secure", which to me is an unanswerable question, the same way as asking "is the city north", it has no meaning in an absolute sense and requires context In order for a question to make sense the asker needs to pr...

discussion asking-questions

Rоry McCune

I don't think that'll be deleted (although I'm not perfect arbiter in that regard)

@BlueBerry-Vignesh4303 I don't think your question falls into that pattern

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

oh thats great then :)

Rоry McCune

you've explained what you're trying to do and what the issue is

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

10:11

yep

i wish to learn about ctf what would be my starting point?

XTImpossible

Hi

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

@XTImpossible hello :)

XTImpossible

what's a drive-by download?

silverpenguin

a @BlueBerry-Vignesh4303 comes in and everyones like WOOO but a manatee comes in and the room is dryer than a nun... my feelings are only hurt

AviD

@silverpenguin WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

10:13

lol

AviD

@silverpenguin Maybe its because you keep saying things like that

there is a very big different between toeing the line, and leapfrogging all over it.

Or just ignoring it altogether and blasting right past it.

Either way, you really need to start thinking about these things.

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

@silverpenguin arent u the author of google penguin :)

AviD

and yes, I am not completly innocent either, but I do try to stay just this side of tasteful.

BlueBerry - Vignesh4303

atfirst while i seen name of u the name,i just googled about u

@silverpenguin en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Penguin

Rоry McCune

@XTImpossible it's when someone drives over to your house to download a file 'cause their broadband is too slow/out of action* (*this isn't true)

XTImpossible

10:16

Well, I learned a new thing.

AviD

@RоryMcCune lol

Rоry McCune

actually I'd say it's where you visit a site and a download gets initiated by some malicious content (e.g. compromised ad network)

XTImpossible

how does the code look like?

I heard something about iframes and javascript?

silverpenguin

@AviD sorry I seem to keep offending you the most... I do not mean to I did not think it was that bad. sorry, clearly my humour needs a bit more of a notch down. I would delete my comment but it seems i am unable to?

@BlueBerry-Vignesh4303 nope sorry xD im not that well known! :< but penguins are cool

Rоry McCune

@XTImpossible it's very dependent on the attack. If you look at most modern websites, they load up content from a variety of locations, all it takes is for one of those to be malicious and they can initiate a download. Exact details would be specific to the attack, but I'd expect you can find them on some of the research blogs that look at this kind of stuff.

XTImpossible

10:19

Thanks.

AviD

@silverpenguin nah I'm not the one being offended here, that does not happen easily. But some of the things you say are objectively offensive, and should never be uttered in any form of social setting.

Unless you're running for political office, I guess.

silverpenguin

@AviD i will try and keep it down a cooler level :)

AviD

Thank you.

silverpenguin

@AviD why is your picture of tiger btw?

Journeyman Geek

tigger

AviD

10:24

I know that sometimes the line does seem rather fuzzy, as we here tend to be rather raunchy compared to some places. Still, there are things that are questionable, and then there are things that are definitely far out of bounds.

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin don't say anything I wouldn't say and you'd be fine.

Especially this week

AviD

Common sense is your friend here; if you're not sure, think about saying these things to your mother. Or your future mother-in-law.

@silverpenguin what @JourneymanGeek said.

Journeyman Geek

And that the chat transcript is google indexed and public

@AviD heh, In india this week

attempting to sort out some family issues. Quite a yarn but not quite something I can discuss on chat

AviD

see ^? soemtimes there are things best kept to yourself. ;-)

silverpenguin

@AviD I honestly have trouble telling the difference in that line, normally in chat rooms i keep my business face on. I just feel like everyone here is more relaxed and the humour i see here i cannot tell much difference between the line (honestly im socially retarded)

Journeyman Geek

10:27

also, my gran's GSD is an adorable furball who keeps trying to lick my face.

silverpenguin

GSD?

AviD

@silverpenguin you're right about that, in general definitely much more relaxed in here. It's things like e.g. violence against women that will get flagged.

Journeyman Geek

German Shepard Dog

AviD

(not just that, but that will give you an idea)

Journeyman Geek

He's a 8 month old puppy who keeps trying to randomly lick my face.

AviD

10:29

also while euphemisms are acceptable, even recommended here, being overtly explicit is not. Its just not in good taste.

(no that last is NOT a euphemism).

silverpenguin

I love german shep puppies e_e

AviD

and just a tip, "socially retarded" is not a viable excuse. here, and in life in general.

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin this started off as a TINY fuzzball

silverpenguin

im pulling the autism card

@JourneymanGeek any pictures e_e

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin meh. Don't

silverpenguin

10:31

e_e

@JourneymanGeek show me the puppy e_e

Arperum

@silverpenguin Yea, don't keep pulling that card. You have to live with it either way. By now we know, and blaming everything you do on autism makes it look like an excuse.

@silverpenguin What about asking nicely?

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek please e_e

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin trying to get it out of my phone

Please stand by while I attempt to beat my phone with a wrench

@silverpenguin ^

silverpenguin

@Arperum i dont blame everything i do, im just trying to say if i miss understand the social line of talking, please cut me some slack. i would have miss read the room :) thats all, not trying to get away with anything, im just trying to learn and need to learn different :) to truly want to learn and better ones self, one must first accept his weakness and acknowledge them more than his strengths. to play the card i expect no special treatment just understanding and guidence :)

@JourneymanGeek that pup is awesome, does he want cuddles? e_e

Journeyman Geek

yup

Also licks my face at least twice a day

silverpenguin

10:39

@JourneymanGeek where does this pup live i wish to cuddle him e_e

Journeyman Geek

(My ava is my elderly terrier)

@silverpenguin in my granma's place in india

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek that might be a bit far for puppy cuddles

@JourneymanGeek I assume that means you are not in india? may i ask where you are from? I am from the UK :)

Journeyman Geek

Singapore

Arperum

@silverpenguin I understand your position pretty much perfectly. One thing that helps a lot to learn how to social in a certain group is staying on the background for some time. Watch and learn. And if you don't know if it will be acceptable or not, it's probably not.

Journeyman Geek

yup

I lurk a lot

then I end up ~~taking over the place~~ becoming a mod ;p

silverpenguin

10:43

@JourneymanGeek soon i will be a mod and people will fear my power.

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin One needs awesome social skills to be a mod

silverpenguin

@Arperum yes you are right.

@JourneymanGeek I question this greatly

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin might I suggest that insinuating that @AviD has poor social skills is one of those things you should be avoiding?

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune D: i didnt insinuate this D:

putting words into my text box D:

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin you questioned @JourneymanGeek 's suggestion that mods need good social skills, implying that you thought they did not have good social skills...

Journeyman Geek

10:46

@silverpenguin as former oper on two irc servers, ex mod (pro tem) on SR.SE, and current SU mod.... so totally need social skills to be a mod ;)

Rоry McCune

the bit about it being specifically @AviD I did make up

Journeyman Geek

And if you think about it, online socialisation is something you can simply break down into a set of rules

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune D: I was just saying i dont think you need it D:

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin being a mod means handing people quite a lot

Actually SE is unusual in having mod tasks that are formalised

silverpenguin

you wouldnt think I was a front facing techie would you lol :3 and @JourneymanGeek really they have a list of tasks?

Journeyman Geek

10:50

Well, that's what a flag is, essentially

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek oh i thought you meant something else, like mods must brush their teeth once a day before humming the SE theme tune

Journeyman Geek

Ok, that's just strange. Why would we have a theme tune, and I brush my canines twice a day.

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek you actually brush your dogs teeth? If there is no theme tune maybe one should be made, everything needs a theme tune

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin there's dog toothpaste yanno.

Matthew

You didn't get the invite to mod school? It comes by DNS requests to a server you control, and they ramp up the frequency if you don't reply. Used to be owls, but they were too messy

Journeyman Geek

10:53

(We do actually brush Ash's teeth daily)

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek D: but you shouldnt brush a dogs teeth though D: the bacteria in their mouths is important, hard treats should be used for tartar build up and other such tooth nasties

Adi

@DavidFreitag Do any of these mean something to you? "JTAG manipulation, testing over USB, making microcontrollers do stuff they're not supposed to do, extracting info and/or firmware from interfaces"

silverpenguin

@Adi Jtag is just a serial connection

im using one right now

Adi

@silverpenguin I know what is

silverpenguin

@Adi sorry i misunderstood context

Adi

10:55

I'm trying to see David's thoughts on these things since there are some employment opportunities in these areas.

silverpenguin

@Adi ahh i see, I just thought you needed some technical help was going to offer :) sorry to interupt your discussion

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin vet's advice

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek ohh i see does he have some major dental issues? :< poor doggie

Journeyman Geek

yeah, gingivitis, and most of his lower front teeth are gone

silverpenguin

T_T NO poor dog

Microsoft has produced a version of its database software that runs on the rival Linux operating system.

why did i think tags would work i dont know

Matthew

11:06

<tag:work>

There is a way to do it, but I can never remember what it is...#

silverpenguin

ponders hmm

Journeyman Geek

tag

@silverpenguin are saying they will release

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek :: bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35752728

2017 apprently

Journeyman Geek

Big question for (most folks) is if there'll be an express edition and/or how it compares pricewise to running it on windows, and feature parity

IMO

also, 'has produced' - is a bit wierd with MS cause they've had lots of wierd skunkworks things in the past

NT on PPC for example

silverpenguin

I suppose i am missing the technically benefits of more Microsoft SQL over to a linux platform ? I mean yea some people will use it but if anyone wanted to use it they would have used windows surely?

Journeyman Geek

11:12

@silverpenguin there's some handy things with MS SQL

iirc we used it for database forensics classes cause we could use triggers to keep an eye on transactions

silverpenguin

this is a real long term move, but they risk losing a large portion of cash in the short term. @JourneymanGeek im sure you can do that in MySQL can you not?

Journeyman Geek

or quite simply, your software runs on it, and you want to scale without worrying about OS licences. Of course you need to worry about db licences

Matthew

If people are still running Win 2k3 due to windows server licence costs, might be worth moving to MSSQL on Linux, I suppose...

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin for some reason we did not.

@Matthew assuming its cheaper

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek you are a computer forensics? @Matthew you make a good point

Journeyman Geek

11:14

if you're running a seperate db server it might make sense too

Matthew

@JourneymanGeek Well, yes. I just see far too many Win 2k3 servers still around...

silverpenguin

true, might have to look into it when it comes out just for curiousity

Journeyman Geek

@silverpenguin Its part of one of my majors.

@Matthew if it ain't broke...

tho part of it is technical debt and kludges.

but this is why I try to run stuff I cannot live without in VMs

silverpenguin

you guys think it would be possible to have a small bios which decrypts a larger bios? (sorry to change topic)

Journeyman Geek

and ought to snapshot before a major upgrade

@silverpenguin why?

all the bios/firmware needs to do is to get a system to a state where it can boot up the OS

Un-needed complexity is bad

silverpenguin

11:18

@JourneymanGeek well forensics wise you can do alot of things without loading the main os, for example if my mac had soldered on drives to the board you would need to back it up using a live disk of some sort

but what if the usb wouldnt connect untill after the bios was decrypted

if you catch my drift

@JourneymanGeek do you get what i mean? or am i just speaking out my backside

Journeyman Geek

No system is designed to make forensics easy

easy forensics can mean poor security :)

Matthew

@JourneymanGeek The problem is generally that Win 2k3 is broke!

silverpenguin

@JourneymanGeek I was actually talking more about making modern forensics harder ;)

Matthew

Can I just scream about a contractor I'm dealing with at the moment

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!‌!!!

silverpenguin

go for it @Matthew let it all out

Matthew

11:24

Thank you

silverpenguin

@Matthew do you need cuddles? @JourneymanGeek can lend you a puppy

@Matthew what is your contractor doing ? :P

Matthew

They run an API. There are loads of functions in this. I care about one of these, because it is security flaw, which has been acknowledged. They have just said "oh, look, it's fine, no-one is using it", attaching a report showing that no-one is using a different function, that doesn't have a security flaw in...

silverpenguin

@Matthew hahaha I know that feeling lol!! you are a backend developer? or an app?

Matthew

@silverpenguin Security tester, working on a project that happens to use this broken API call...

silverpenguin

@Matthew ahhh jelous :< you are in my dream job

opps wrong screen

@Matthew long shot but are you any good with linux?

Matthew

11:38

@silverpenguin I do some bits

silverpenguin

@Matthew ahh nvm :< im struggling with a massive boot delay and my charts are leaving me confused and baffled with the start up processes. this is the hardest task i have ever done with linux...so little information

Matthew

@silverpenguin I'd suggest doing a verbose boot, and watching to see where it is being slow - usually turns out to be a specific step that's causing the problems

silverpenguin

@Matthew yea im doing that right now and reading through the dmesg but there is just a 150 second gap of no messages or logs or anything.

Matthew

@silverpenguin What's the line before that?

silverpenguin

@Matthew its a disk check, but looking at this new chart software i have its showing me there is a massive sleep, this sleep is a stupid size but other processes seem to be running at the same time...but either way where the hell is this sleep T__T

Simon

12:16

I spy with my little eye 2 nurdz having a discussion

silverpenguin

@Simon !!! I missed you, want to play bop it?

twist it, pull it, bop it

Simon

NO

NONE OF THIS

silverpenguin

:< but bop it

at work @Simon ?

Simon

Yup.

silverpenguin

@Simon same, being on this chat screen makes it look like i do more work, normally i just read the news

Rоry McCune

12:20

Porsche (owned by VW) suspends sponsorship of Maria Sharapova. Clearly doesn't want to be associated with someone accused of cheating. Oh.

Tweeted by Petercampbell1 on March 8, 2016 at 11:48 AM

lolz

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune I know i read this, this moring but i couldnt find what she had taken im guessing steroids?

@RоryMcCune i jus tmissed the joke... i got it now...slow day

Simon

@RоryMcCune She cheated?

IS SHE ON DRUUUUUUUGS?!?

Rоry McCune

she apparently taking a medication that has recently been added to the banned list

it sounds like a pretty minor infraction to be honest

but everyone is super-sensitive to this at the moment

silverpenguin

@Simon yes she failed a drug test @RоryMcCune if this is true i feel as if thats unfair

Simon

They're all a bunch of donuts fucking up their health to perform better.

0/10

Rоry McCune

12:23

@Simon money/ambition is a dangerous cocktail

M'vy

@silverpenguin diabetic drug

Simon

@M'vy fkin_lol

M'vy

which has been added to the list recently it seems

Simon

How does that improve your performance?

M'vy

something with m...

silverpenguin

12:24

@M'vy really? then that is really unfair and makes me a bit angry

@M'vy if of course its valid use

M'vy

Meldonium

Matthew

Some caffeine shampoo warns that it can be detected in drug tests

Simon

... caffeine shampoo?

silverpenguin

@Matthew some people warn you to keep away from poppy seed also

Rоry McCune

@Matthew caffeinated shampoo... that just sounds like a bad idea

silverpenguin

12:24

@Simon keeps your hair looking young and fresh

Simon

You're very flamboyant today.

silverpenguin

@Simon i have solved a problem that has been bugging me for days :D

I was 5 hours away from failing my first ever task at this job in 2 years but i solved it

super good mood (waits for someone to take my cookie)

Simon

@silverpenguin Well done.

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