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10:00 AM
pfft
 
Anonymous
That is so funny they included that, lol.
 
Anonymous
A duck may be someones mother, lol.
 
RFCs are normally so dry. The fun ones are just beautiful.
 
Anonymous
Yeah :D
 
Have you ever read the first message on endianness? I forget the name.
"Little endians are little endians and big endians are big endians and never the twain shall meet"
Ah that's it.
It's neat to read the first text that referred to byte order as "endian".
 
Anonymous
10:03 AM
"The details of the holy war between
the Little-Endians and the Big-Endians are documented in [6] and
described, in brief, in the Appendix. I recommend that you read it at
this point."
 
Anonymous
The best part about being in the office is there is usually not a whole lot to do.
 
("Endians" came from a Gulliver's Travel, btw)
 
@forest see herostratus:he destroy one of the seven wonders, and is more famous than the architect. the Ephesian try to destroy his name, it work so well that he have his own wikipedia page
 
@Kepotx The ancient Barbra Streisand...
 
Anonymous
@forest Where have I heard that name before...?
 
10:06 AM
Probably the Streisand effect.
 
Anonymous
:thinking:
 
tl;dr some famous idiot got a photo of her mansion leaked and tried to threaten people to censor it. It resulted in it becoming posted everywhere, including a high-def aerial image on Wikpedia.
 
Anonymous
huh.
 
Anonymous
Perhaps that's where I heard it.
 
the effect is quite famous
 
10:07 AM
You haven't heard of the streisand effect?
Do you at least know about 09f9?
 
Anonymous
Nope >.>
 
Anonymous
Assume I know nothing and I will tell you otherwise, lol.
 
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
heh
It was the encryption key for DVDs which was leaked.
 
Anonymous
Ooo.
 
10:09 AM
People tried to censor it but that made it boom in popularity, so people would be changing their avatars on forums to versions of the flag (RBG representations of the key), Dig (is that site still a thing?) had its front page covered in people discussing it.
 
Not sure dig is still a thing
 
People would make references to it at all possible times, like creating threads asking "say, what's your favorite number? It can be anywhere between 0 and a billion billion billion. My favorite is <decimal version of 09 f9 key>"
 
Anonymous
Like 9FBR?
 
Anonymous
Not the drug...
 
Anonymous
10:10 AM
Microsoft 9FBR?
 
Anonymous
Same thing?
 
Anonymous
Well not same, same principle.
 
Anonymous
Im dumb
 
Anonymous
94FBR
 
Dunno what that is.
 
Anonymous
10:11 AM
Advice: don't google 9FBR on a work machine, that's cocaine.
 
Anonymous
94FBR was part of a leaked product key.
 
Looking it up I only get license numbers.
Ah
There are a lot of leaked product keys. You can find them easy.
 
Anonymous
I thought it was 9FBR so I googled it on my work machine.
 
Anonymous
And then Google opens "Crack Cocaine"
 
Anonymous
:facepalm:
 
10:12 AM
Just look on ebay or similar sites for people selling their laptops, look for high-res photos of their computers and note down the license number.
Easy way to get valid serials.
 
Anonymous
"94FBR was part of a Microsoft Office 2000 product key that was released on the internet that bypassed Microsofts activation system. Because it is a relatively uncommon term, when you add it to your search queries, it will generally return results of pages listing illegal serial numbers."
 
Anonymous
Easy mistake to miss the 4 and Google for Cocaine...
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
Ah, back when Google dorks actually worked...
One of the things I hate more than any other is Google's censorship.
It's so bad that you can't even search for "datasheet" because that search is functionally equivalent to searching for "manual".
 
Anonymous
Really?
 
10:13 AM
So if you search for a technical datasheet, the results are the same as if you search for the same keyword but with "manual", so you get far fewer relevant results.
 
Anonymous
I never realised/noticed...
 
So you have to include things like parts of datasheets or common terms in datasheets to get the search to actually work. And of course standard google dorks are almost completely useless now...
Their censorship is extremely heavy. Like, beyond imagination.
 
Anonymous
I am guessing you don't use Google anymore?
 
I use StartPage for most searches, but when I need higher accuracy for very specific keywords, I alternate between Google and Bing with carefully chosen searches.
 
Anonymous
To be honest as much as I would love to escape Google holding more data on me than my brain holds I can#t.
 
10:16 AM
Why not?
 
Anonymous
It's too late. I've used this search engine for so long, not to mention I am signed into Chrome at home.
 
It's not that hard. Just stop using Google products.
There's no such thing as too late. That's the most dangerous fallacy.
The sunk cost fallacy.
No matter deep you've gotten yourself in, it's always better to turn around now.
 
Anonymous
I mean they would still hold everything they currently hold.
 
Sure, but its relevance would go down.
 
Anonymous
Well I suppose that is true.
 
Anonymous
10:17 AM
Yeah I guess.
 
Things like your behavior, personality, keystroke biometrics, etc. become outdated and completely useless. Other things take longer (where you live, what games you play), but it too changes.
The 2008 me is completely foreign to the 2018 me.
 
also, some search engine like duckduckgo are in fact meta-searche ngine, they use google
 
Anonymous
Yeah that is true Forest.
 
@Kepotx I know StartPage (sort of) does that, but doesn't DDG have its own scraper?
 
Anonymous
Was 2008 you more angry or less angry?
 
10:18 AM
so even the argument of "im used to how google keywords work" is false
 
I was less angry in 2008 because I was more ignorant in 2008.
 
Anonymous
Haha :D
 
@Kepotx Well even if you need to use Google, you can just stay signed out and use a proxy/vpn/tor.
 
Anonymous
That's a fair comment.
 
I mean yeah, they log IP addresses, but it's far less useful to them than your login cookies that identifies you with perfect precision.
I mean, I use Tor for everything. I have virtually no online presence under my real name except where absolutely required.
But even if I didn't and chose to do that right here, right now, it would still be worth it.
 
Anonymous
10:20 AM
I guess I shouldn't use my real name here.
 
So there is never such a thing as "they already know everything about me".
Well a lot of people do. It should be fine to do so.
 
Anonymous
But I am bad at names lol
 
lot of people do, and even more in some other stackexcange website like math.SE
 
There are benefits and drawbacks to using your real name on a place like this.
A benefit is that it's easier to get jobs. An online presence using your real name allows people to see what you're good with. It gives you a reputation.
 
Anonymous
I guess a good option would be to abbreviate my last name to just J but meh.
 
10:22 AM
A downside is that you can't conduct "sketchy" business as easily. As I am now, if someone wanted to buy a 0day off me (or sell one to me), I could easily do so without worrying about companies getting angry at me.
 
maybe that's why it's more used in Math.SE than SO, as mathematic world is smaller than IT
 
@Kepotx Even moreso on Mathoverflow where posts actually get cited in research papers!
 
Anonymous
My maths skills are horrible.
 
As are mine. I know some very basic calculus and have forgotten most of what I learned. Most of what I do know is only relevant to biochemistry.
 
so take the name of your ennemy as nickname so he is the one looking dumb
 
10:24 AM
lol
 
Anonymous
In that case I will take the name of Gillian.
 
@JoshuaJones Don't know about cipher suites. Don't think I would edit to change in either direction there. But others might disagree.
 
I'm not active on math.SE because im also limited with numbers, but it's interesting how diferent SE websites works
 
@forest Good point about URL:s.
 
@Anders wrt formatting keywords?
 
Anonymous
10:25 AM
@Anders Alright, fair enough.
 
Anonymous
Don't you love it when someone says "Help! The network is down" then you reply and they say "Nevermind, router got unplugged"
 
Anonymous
Amazing.
 
Reminds me of when my mom asked me to help "fix the hard drive". Apparently she was under the impression that the box itself is the "hard drive".
 
Anonymous
Haha, oh no.
 
Anonymous
What did you tell hr?
 
Anonymous
10:30 AM
her*
 
There is a "screen" (the monitor) and the "hard drive" (the desktop) :P
I just laughed and said that was the computer, not the hard drive.
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
I forget what the problem was. I think it was an actual problem though.
Like the screen kept turning off because of a bad connection or something.
 
Anonymous
Trust me, my little brother comes up with all manner of things and excuses for computers going wrong.
 
My brother is thankfully quite good with computers.
Though he still sometimes asks me to remote in and deal with certain things.
 
Anonymous
10:32 AM
Yeah mine is not.
 
But it's more complex things like dependency conflicts, not like, plugging it in.
 
Anonymous
Not that great. He likes to install Adware for some reason, not that he does it on purpose.
 
Anonymous
But he tends to just download a heap of junk then asks why it's running slow.
 
ouch
 
Anonymous
And he has like 155 tabs open with four YouTube videos running in 4k.
 
Anonymous
10:33 AM
And then a load of adware all over the screen.
 
Anonymous
"Its running slow" - you'll be running fast if you keep doing this.
 
Reminds me of an infamous post on 4chan's technology board. Someone's sister kept downloading viruses on her brother's computer thinking they were mp3s and the poor guy's mother threw away his computer because she thought it was his fault, saying he "wasn't responsible enough for a computer".
I cringe every time I read it.
 
Anonymous
That is when you post a FeelsBadMan.jpg
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
No, that is when you post [SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
 
Anonymous
10:34 AM
Hahha.
 
Anonymous
SFW?
 
Yes
 
Anonymous
Oh okay.
 
Seeing the layout in the thumbnail physically hurts.
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
Anonymous
10:36 AM
That's funny.
 
Anonymous
I will never forget when my brother stole my card and spent money on his Xbox.
 
You read the whole thing? It's utterly painful.
 
Anonymous
Then he told me "Someone hacked into my Xbox and spent it" (Yes I opened the original link you posted and read it whilst you were correcting)
 
(I corrected it because linking to a reddit image of a 4chan post is embarrassing)
 
Anonymous
:D
 
10:38 AM
Might just be a throwback to my 4chan days but it feels... dirty... to link to 4chan-related content on reddit. I had to put it through imgur to remove the taint.
 
Anonymous
Is 4chan still going? Is that a stupid question?
 
Anonymous
I've never used it, never really understood the culture of it or anything.
 
Anonymous
I'm not massively into Reddit either.
 
Yes it's still going. The original owner (moot) left in... a few years ago. Was replaced by a Japanese guy we all call Hiroshima Nagasaki (his real name is Hiroyuki Nishimura).
 
Anonymous
Or really anything like that.
 
10:40 AM
The culture varies wildly between boards. Like the /pol/ board is literally nazis and right-wing extremists, whereas the /a/ board is cultured and sophisticated.
 
Anonymous
Yeah I recognise the name moot...
 
Anonymous
When you say literally you really mean it's allowed?
 
No I mean every other thread has a dozen swastikas in it.
 
Anonymous
Oh.
 
I mean half the people are just joking about it because they like edgy jokes, the other half are legitimate national socialists. It's kinda funny actually.
I mean I find that board amusing to lurk on but also really stupid.
 
Anonymous
10:41 AM
Yeah I was going to ask is it just people being edgy.
 
It's really hard to tell exactly honestly.
 
Anonymous
I guess thats what edgy jokes are meant for.
 
Open first page, see thread titled "heil hitler!", ctrl+F N word, 7 results. Homophobic slurs, 6 results. Misc slurs, 4 results. All on the first page.
 
Anonymous
Although I am not quite sure how that amuses people but.
 
I find it amusing because it's so over the top. And it's sometimes genuinely funny.
I stopped lurking when it became overrun with people obsessing over Trump.
 
Anonymous
10:44 AM
Politics isn't my area of expertise.
 
Good. Politics is a joke. Don't vote.
 
Anonymous
^
 
Anonymous
The only real opinion I have on politics is - they're all the same.
 
Anonymous
^ Politicians that is
 
It's the correct opinion.
 
10:46 AM
@forest Yeah, about code formatting https:// since it's an URL fragment. (I'm a bit slow to reply, lol.)
 
Voting is the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
South Park explains it expertly.
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
Anonymous
Yeah I am not at all interested in politics not because it's boring but because it's futile.
 
Direct action is needed. Until we have WW3, nothing will change.
 
Anonymous
It's pointless, you gain nothing meanwhile they gain everything then they fuck you over anyway because each and everyone of them lies and lies and lies again.
 
10:47 AM
mmhm
 
Anonymous
So I don't get involved or pay any attention or interest to it.
 
Anonymous
One of our politicians sold all of our gold.
 
Anonymous
Then we went into economic decline.
 
Anonymous
Then lied about it.
 
I pay attention, but only for purely intellectual reasons. I don't think my vote will accomplish anything (and not because I'm only one voice, but because politicians are all the same now days)
Hell, in the US, Trump was right about the news being exceedingly biased and the elite all being the same. But of all the people who call out politicians like that who could get elected, why does it have to be the moron who's a billionaire capitalist and game show host who puts the fucking sister of the Blackwater guy in charge of education?
 
Anonymous
10:50 AM
Yeah politics is a waste of time.
 
Anonymous
Being politically correct, being politically incorrect it's all just a joke wrapped in a lot of money and corruption.
 
Indeed. It's something I have some rather extreme opinions on.
Despite knowing it's a waste of time.
 
Anonymous
I have opinions as well, it's just - my opinions don't matter
 
Anonymous
Just like my vote doesn't matter (Not that I can vote)
 
Anonymous
Because nothing will change so shrugs
 
10:52 AM
It depends on if you adhere to direct action.
Of course, I'm not going to start advocating sending bombs to Leidos here...
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
Anonymous
That's my point though, you say something "politically incorrect" people jump on you.
 
Anonymous
You say something "politically correct" people jump on you.
 
Anonymous
Better to not say anything at all.
 
Yeah. I've had people say that "he or she" is extremely sexist because the word "he" comes first. I mean, really?
Then I try "xe" and am told that that's sexist and transphobic so I have to use "tir".
It's all so stupid.
 
Anonymous
10:54 AM
Yeah see I hate voicing my opinions on stuff like that because apparently I am "wrong" and I should move with the times but that is just absurd.
 
Indeed. That's when I proclaim that I'm an apache attack helicopter and that anyone saying anything otherwise is infringing on my rights.
 
Anonymous
I am not at all going to be subject to this constant need for eradicating inequality that doesn't actually exit.
 
Anonymous
Exist.
 
Anonymous
It's almost as if people believe if they think something it makes it true.
 
mmhm
 
Anonymous
10:55 AM
"If I think I am a moose, does that make me a moose"
 
I mean there is real inequality in some places, but the people who complain about equality never actually focus on those places.
 
Anonymous
^ If you know who said that well congrats.
 
Anonymous
Precisely Forest. It's just a method for making people feel as if they've done something wrong.
 
Anonymous
It's a need for people to be ontop.
 
I mean really, people get upset over the word "woman" containing "man" in it (fun fact: "woman" came from "wifman" and "man" was originally "werman", so the word "man" does not mean male and it is pure coincidence that "woman" has "man" in it. What do you call a werman who is a beast? A werwolf, which became werewolf! Linguistics is fun).
But they don't get upset over the treatment of women in Saudi Arabia?
Or Alabama?
 
Anonymous
10:56 AM
Yeah. Exactly, it's the need for them to feel more powerful.
 
Anonymous
It's not the need for them to be equal.
 
Anonymous
That's what I think anyway shrugs
 
Germany has a term for that. "Professional victim"
 
Anonymous
Some people will always find a way to victimise themselves no matter the situation; and here we call those people "Tossers"
 
You know, the kind of people who claim they were raped because they regret their decisions. The kind of people who trivialize the plight of real rape victims who don't become internet famous for complaining. It disgusts me.
 
Anonymous
10:58 AM
I have little to no patience for people that constantly seek attention, acceptance and sympathy from others.
 
Anonymous
Everybody has to deal with things they don't want to, I have no interest in their "problems".
 
Anonymous
I have problems, I have to overcome them on my own, why shouldn't others? smh.
 
In the US, liberals loved Wikileaks because they leaked stuff that made conservatives feel bad, and conservatives hated it because the leaks made Bush look bad. But now Wikileaks leaks something that makes liberals look bad and suddenly Wikileaks is a plot invented by the Russians? And of course the spineless conservatives suddenly herald Wikileaks as the new savior of mankind.
People in general, not just politicians, are worthless.
 
Anonymous
One sentence: "Humanity is fucked"
 
Anonymous
lol.
 
10:59 AM
mmhm
 

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