The DMZ

AviD

14:00

that was used ironically?

Simon

Oh ok.

AviD

@Simon okay, you're right. I should.

TildalWave

people are too easily offended and too often assign that power to people whose opinion they later claim doesn't matter to them

AviD

but note that all of those times I was calling YOU that.

@TildalWave indeed.

Simon

@AviD So what?

You're saying that kalinuh is weaker to verbal abuse than I am?

omg that's sexist

AviD

14:02

That's Offensive

►

@Simon lol no

kalina

@Simon pls I'm not even bothered in this instance

Simon

I already knew that.

AviD

@kalina "wanted to get HIM in trouble"?

kalina

what

I'm innocent and anything I'm being blamed of is obviously a major misunderstanding on your part

AviD

indeed.

Simon

14:04

There's so much Simonism happening in this room.

2

What an injustice.

TildalWave

also, being easily offended is a sign of a weak character, which can be offensive on its own

Terry Chia

If by "container" you mean emacs...yes, I deploy and run my app inside a container.

Tweeted by NeckbeardHacker on October 14, 2015 at 9:36 PM

@RоryMcCune @AviD ^

AviD

WHY WOULD YOU TAG ME

I know nothing about either

Simon

Because you're a hipster.

kalina

because when @TerryChia thinks of neck beard hackers who love emacs, he thinks of you @AviD

AviD

14:05

lol

Terry Chia

@Simon ^

Simon

Haha.

kalina

great are you just going to plagiarize the internet for a bit?

@TerryChia are you @almosnow?

Terry Chia

@kalina Who?

AviD

@kalina heh, is this your new meme?

kalina

14:08

only the real @almosnow would pretend not to know

AviD

lol

TildalWave

is there a way to disable seeing flags from other chats?

Xander

@TerryChia Ha ha, that's awesome.

Mark Buffalo

hi

Xander

@TildalWave Put some masking tape over that part of your monitor.

Mark Buffalo

14:10

@SEJPM clicking because 'science'

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo it's apparently some ultra advanced method for data analysis

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM I don't have too much experience with predition

SEJPM

it doesn't yet scale all that well, but apparently can do some really cool things

Xander

@TildalWave :-) And no, I don't think so. I seem to recall that being asked on meta once by a 10Ker who didn't want to be bothered.

Mark Buffalo

I do cause/effect/correlation/statistic aggregation/etc

and trend analyzing

SEJPM

14:11

@MarkBuffalo so non of the glorious machine learning / big data stuff?

Mark Buffalo

depends on what you mean by big data

SEJPM

mainly machine / deep learning

Mark Buffalo

I developed an ETL project that loaded several terabytes of unorganized flat files into a database

and it has a lot of cool features

kalina

@TildalWave sure, delete your accounts until you have less than 10k rep

Mark Buffalo

that's pretty much big data

TildalWave

14:13

@Xander well that's another disappoint

Mark Buffalo

from then, I can analyze common patterns among the data set

TildalWave

@kalina might be worth considering actually

Mark Buffalo

there's really no limit to what you can do with large data sets

so many creative ways to do something

I enjoy it

(I'm being intentionally vague because of NDAs)

kalina

@MarkBuffalo which government agency is that?

NATIONAL DEFENCE AGENCY?!

OH GOSH

SEJPM

@kalina one with a TLA?

Mark Buffalo

14:14

@kalina luls, I don't work for the gubmint

kalina

deletes account

Mark Buffalo

never have, probably never will

kalina

@MarkBuffalo spoken like a true government agent

Mark Buffalo

@kalina ok, you got me

I am NSA

Simon

@AustinHartzheim You wanna wrestle?

kalina

14:15

YOU WORK FOR NASA?!

OH MY GOSH

Mark Buffalo

yes

NASA, I mean

kalina

DO YOU SPY ON US FROM THE INTERNET INFORMATION SERVICES?!

TildalWave

NASA is not a TLA tho

kalina

er

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION?!

nearly the same thing

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Yes, I do

SEJPM

14:16

ISS and IIS are TLAs though....

Mark Buffalo

When you go sunbathing... for example... I'm the guy who has to burn the equipment with fire :(((((((((

kalina

@MarkBuffalo CAN YOU SEE INTO MY BEDROOM WITH YOUR SPACE TELESCOPE

Mark Buffalo

ok, that's a little low

@kalina YES

kalina

OH MY GOSH YOU PERV ON ME WHEN I SUNBATHE

TildalWave

@SEJPM not agencies :P

the US side agency for ISS is CASIS

Mark Buffalo

14:17

@kalina WE'RE MAINLY INTERESTED IN PERVING ON @RoryAlsop

kalina

nowai

is he really alien?

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I was about to ask what ISIS was doing in space. wtf

kalina

OH WOW

silverpenguin

that was a good burrito

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo ISIS was the canadian immigration office, right?

TildalWave

14:18

@MarkBuffalo well, ISIS is a long standing software package for reading planetary science data products ... it existed before the other ISIS tho

SEJPM

@TildalWave before the other two you mean?

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave this is terrorist software packaging

TildalWave

@SEJPM Two?

SEJPM

isis-canada.org

TildalWave

ISIL?

oh

Simon

14:19

NCT

SEJPM

o.canada.com/news/…

silverpenguin

canadian from the land of canadia

TildalWave

isis.astrogeology.usgs.gov

SEJPM

Immigration Settlement and Integration Services - ISIS

TildalWave

> Visit the ISIS Support Center for the latest news and announcements

3

SEJPM

14:22

International School of Interdisciplinary Studies - ISIS

silverpenguin

you guys need to pick a topic and stick with it

lol

kalina

and let's not forget the women's name Isis

SEJPM

@silverpenguin the DMZ usually flows better with two topics at the same time

kalina

yes, two

or three

or thirteen

silverpenguin

@SEJPM I was only joking xD its interesting to see topics jump so much

kalina

14:24

no you're mistaken

silverpenguin

no i am a manatee :/

TildalWave

@silverpenguin that's intentional, some of us use the DMZ to seed our PRNGs

kalina

no you're mistaken

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave welp, here comes the NSA

kalina

what is PRNG

what is seed

Mark Buffalo

14:25

NSA: I am not associated with these nutjobs

kalina

what is NSA

what is nutjob

Lighty

what is love

silverpenguin

National stupidity agency

kalina

baby don't hurt me

SEJPM

@kalina crypto magic

TildalWave

14:25

Nonchalance Support Association

Lighty

don't hurt me

kalina

no more

@SEJPM "magic"

silverpenguin

Not a Spy Agency shifty eyes

SEJPM

@kalina it's magic (tm) youtube.com/watch?v=kgb0BIgmcr8

kalina

so you answers what is prng and what is nsa

silverpenguin

14:26

has anyone been tempted to lick a battery? I kinda wana do it

kalina

so what is nut job and what is seed

do you get seed from nut job?

do you get nut job from seed?

SEJPM

@silverpenguin zap zap?

kalina

wooosh

@silverpenguin is that a euphemism

Xander

@silverpenguin I've done it with a 9 volt quite regularly. It's how you quickly tell if they're dead or not.

kalina

quick, @ThomasPornin is here, everybody act normal

2

silverpenguin

14:28

@kalina you could get seed from a nut job if thats what they are into. @Xander I for some odd reason had a battery in tin foil once... it burnt me

SEJPM

@ThomasPornin may have the appropriate definitions for PRNG, NSA and seed

silverpenguin

@kalina is cake normal?

kalina

the cake is a lie

TildalWave

@Xander c'mon, admit it you're addicted to licking 9 V batteries

kalina

is that a euphemism

Xander

14:29

@TildalWave It is rather pleasant.

silverpenguin

@TildalWave @Xander likes to get jucied up xD

toor

Ohnana

-9

Q: How to protect my laptop screen from being hacked?

My laptop screen has been hacked, and I think that it is by Van Eck phreaking method. The attackers can see my screen, they are seeing my screen right now. I never even talk to them and these attackers, whom are actually my neighbors. I heard them talking about this event (I'm typing this text) r...

silverpenguin

opps

Ohnana

holy lord

silverpenguin

wrong screen

kalina

14:30

halp, somebody has hacked my eyes

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave it's definitely more fun than painful

kalina

THEY CAN SEE EVERYTHING I SEE

Rory Alsop

Hahahahaha

Or they are standing next to you

TildalWave

@Xander yeah it's like solid state cider :)

Ixrec

Thomas Pornin

14:32

@SEJPM NSA ? There is no such agency.

TildalWave

No Such Agency ^

kalina

brainwashed nodding No such agency... O_O

Lighty

@kalina brainwashed drooling kfccccccc......

kalina

men are such dogs

silverpenguin

does anyone else here need to take off their shoes after eating?

SEJPM

14:34

@silverpenguin I have them never on at home....

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Wish I found that while still awake...

silverpenguin

@SEJPM im in my office... people lookat me weird but eating makes me hot and my feet cool me down

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I would've VTC'd as "unclear what you're smoking"

Ohnana

@silverpenguin i mean you do you dude

humans are weird, and that's a harmless weird

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM I just updated the post arguing against the plus addressing method being advocated for in the thread, and wrote a little code snippet to show why it isn't gonna work.

kalina

14:35

you say that but I bet their feet stink

harmless? GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

silverpenguin

my feet are clean and fresh!

smell them! SMELL THEM

fresh.

TildalWave

yeah but you're a penguin

kalina

I don't have a foot fetish, get your feet out of my face before I set fire to them!

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo maybe I'll accept your answer in 24h then

kalina

@SEJPM don't do that

silverpenguin

14:36

im actually a manatee but i live my life as a penguin

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM Wait a few days. It hit the super collider

kalina

he doesn't need more internet points

Mark Buffalo

yes I do

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo k, bump me when you want to be accepted

kalina

in fact, I implore you to downvote him excessively and upvote me instead

"bump" you?

Thomas Pornin

14:37

@kalina The PRNG is what makes the seed grow, at which point you get nuts.

3

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM I want input from others... they may have better/more clever methods

SEJPM

@kalina he already missed the DROWN train

kalina

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING CONCEPT

Mark Buffalo

If someone makes a better answer than me, accept it

silverpenguin

@kalina .... do you like melted cheed?

cheese*

SEJPM

14:38

@silverpenguin you can edit....

kalina

@ThomasPornin interesting

silverpenguin

@SEJPM MSN habits never die

kalina

@silverpenguin everybody likes cheese

silverpenguin

@kalina upvotes for everyone then

kalina

wait a minute, I've been wondering what was up all day and I've just noticed it

why is there something actually site related in the star list?

SEJPM

14:41

@kalina !?!?!?!

kalina

2 days ago, by HamZa

0

Q: Boston Key Party CTF 2016 - 04 March 2016 at 22 pm UTC, lasts 48 hours

Let's participate at Boston Key Party CTF 2016. The CTF will begin on 04 March 2016 22:00 UTC and ends on 06 March 2016, 22:00 UTC. As usual, we will play as team sec.se. The team communicates through the CTF team chatroom.

discussion ctf

SEJPM

@kalina cause reminder

kalina

yes but that's unusual and basically never happens

silverpenguin

ooo i want to play :O

can i play? :<

SEJPM

@silverpenguin what?

silverpenguin

14:43

@SEJPM CTF

kalina

capture the flag?!

CAPTURE THE FLAG?!

like quake?

SEJPM

@silverpenguin ask in the comments of the question

silverpenguin

@SEJPM done

@kalina its like quake but 100% not quake in any way

kalina

yeah I googled

I still can't get over it actually meaning capture the flag

silverpenguin

@kalina is it just too geeky or something?

TildalWave

14:47

@silverpenguin there you go

kalina

@silverpenguin no I'd have expected you to use another term but I guess from the descriptions it's basically CTF the same as gaming

well more like area based objectives than flags

Thomas Pornin

@kalina The "flags" in question are chunks of information that serve as conventional targets for the purposes of the game.

kalina

bet it's not as fun as Quake CTF

although winning probably feels as good

Rory Alsop

Far less running around shooting things

RoraΖ

TFC FTW

silverpenguin

14:59

KFC CTF FTW?

Mark Buffalo

> It is possible for an observer who can view both you and either the destination website or your Tor exit node to correlate timings of your traffic as it enters the Tor network and also as it exits. Tor does not defend against such a threat model.

:p

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