The DMZ

Francesco

16:02

I'm loving KeePass... thanks for pointing me in its direction.

Mark Buffalo

KeePass is indeed great

imgur.com/L9q6lvQ

wtf

ARF-15?

AviD

@MarkBuffalo lol

would be even more badass if they attached them to the end of their rifles, bayonet style

barkonet style

no, thats bad

Mark Buffalo

lol

lunch walk. latercakes

Rоry McCune

16:19

@MarkBuffalo no cakes for you, if you're trying to lose weight!

TildalWave

@AviD yup...

14 hours ago, by TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo FWIW I VTC-ed as unclear, can't help it if 3 people before thought it belongs on SO and it was auto-migrated (even tho it clearly should be)

s/should/shouldn't

same thing right? :D

Thomas Pornin

16:40

Yeah. And when I see the bear answer, I upvote it, then start reading. Thanks for everything you do. The moderators here don't like thank you comments but in this case they should get an exception. — void_in 5 mins ago

3

Moderators have a reputation of merciless slaying of "thank you" comments, apparently.

Simon

@ThomasPornin Did you cry?

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Why so ?

Simon

@ThomasPornin Emotion overload.

Francesco

@ThomasPornin @ThomasPornin for what is Worth, please accept a thank you by me, too. Really, I have learned many things from your posts.

Thomas Pornin

@Simon They merely offer the level of worship that is due to my magnificence.

Simon

16:43

@ThomasPornin Please consider thanking me. Without clueless people like me, you wouldn't be able to educate the world, which is a need you would not be able to fulfil.

Francesco

ok, have to go now. Thanks everybody for the advices and the links shared.

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune /internal sadness

Simon

I can't believe that pornu is not thanking me.

Matthew

Is it just me that doesn't answer questions where the OP has started being passive-aggressive at commenters trying to get sufficient information from them to be able to answer properly?

Ohnana

@Matthew occasionally i will

i try not to get involved in comment slapfights

i just silently incorporate their criticism.

Matthew

16:57

For example

Now I don't want to be a part of that stupid attack once again and would like to keep myself and surf the internet anonymously without being heckled with.....Now do you need any further info and would you like to help me out here — ChandraShekhar 49 mins ago

Thomas Pornin

@Simon It is like hitting your own head with a hammer. It feels sooo good when you stop...

Simon

ô_ô

Did you guys hear that? Pornu is into BDSM.

Matthew

@Simon Good for him

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune They are later cakes, so I'll eat them after I lose weight.

@TildalWave Yeah, I was confused by that

Simon

@Matthew I know, right? He's so comfortable with it that he's willing to share it in a public chat room.

Thomas Pornin

17:02

@Matthew It is useful to remember that in any Internet-based communication system, you always have the option not to respond.

Simon

@ThomasPornin For some reason, you often make that choice when I say stupid shit to you.

Thomas Pornin

@Simon It is a nice thing that you noticed a pattern. At least 43% of tested chimpanzees did not.

Matthew

@ThomasPornin I tend not to, once they've done that. Just wondered if I was the only one!

Simon

I knew I was more intelligent than chimpanzees. TAKE THAT, MOM!

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew I refuse to answer those questions

It's bad when you have people commenting in a passive aggressive way

TildalWave

17:11

@MarkBuffalo sorry, I missed it back then

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Are you ready to answer another question?

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo I am always ready to answer questions, but some questions are not worth answering.

Iszi

OMG. Am I reading this DROWN thing right? Export ciphers strike again?!

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Well, I'd like to ask about CacheBleed

Thomas Pornin

@Iszi It is worse than that: it is SSL 2.0 striking again !

@MarkBuffalo Can be done.

Simon

17:13

@Iszi Welcome to 4 hours in the past, how may I help you?

Iszi

@ThomasPornin Well, that too. But would it really be as easy without export ciphers?

Thomas Pornin

@Iszi The attack as described would work but more expensively with a 56-bit DES cipher suite.

But SSL 2.0 was already deprecated and not to be used before the US export regulations were lifted.

Simon

@ThomasPornin How's the weather in QC city right now?

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Blue sky, brilliant Sun on the sparkling snow.

Simon

@ThomasPornin Ok, same here.

Thomas Pornin

17:15

-13⁰C, a bit of wind.

Simon

We're supposed to get ~5 cm in the late afternoon/evening, then 15-20 cm during the night and again 5 cm in the morning.

That's gonna suck.

Thomas Pornin

Forecast for the next 24 hours: blizzard, 25 cm of snow tonight, plus an extra 15 cm tomorrow.

Complementing the 15 cm we got yesterday.

Simon

Daaaamn.

Ok nevermind, we're fine here then.

Thomas Pornin

Tomorrow I'll telecommute.

Ohnana

sunny here c:

Thomas Pornin

17:18

No point in getting here anyway, there will be nobody to meet.

Simon

I might have to do that but I hate it.

If I had a room dedicated to a proper workspace at home, I'm sure I'd enjoy it.

But it is not the case, unfortunately.

Thomas Pornin

When I was working at home, I had a dedicated office room.

Ohnana

@Simon my eternal struggle. my apartment is one room!

Iszi

Looks like Jan's still on about glibc. Hasn't updated ITIOF for DROWN yet.

Simon

If you're always working from home, you absolutely need a room ONLY for work.

Mark Buffalo

17:19

@ThomasPornin

0

Q: Cache Bank conflicts and CacheBleed: What is there to worry about?

It seems that researchers have announced yet another vulnerability regarding OpenSSL, separate from the DROWN issue, called CacheBleed. You can view the research paper here. What exactly should people worry about here?

Simon

@Ohnana 2 rooms + bathroom here -.-

It's a loft.

Ohnana

@Simon oh well lookit this fancy pants with two rooms

Simon

Not really suited for two people but we're doing it anyway.

4

@Ohnana Hahaha.

Ohnana

@Simon i mean i live with someone in a studio

it's... intimate

:|

Simon

@Ohnana Yeah no shit.

Ohnana

17:21

yes shit!

Simon

o

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo I am sending bear #2.

Mark Buffalo

Excellent

Iszi

@Simon s/work/porn/ right?

That Mitchell and Webb Look - Working from home

►

Simon

flegged as too broad.

@Iszi NO EX ONE

Who just star'd that? ffs

Mark Buffalo

17:23

Not me.

@SEJPM I stole your bonus question idea

Ohnana

-2

Q: File Recovery on Sony Vaio DUO 13 lost bitlocker key

I would like to seek help from the experts. I am a M.I.S. Staff of a certain Government office and I have this problem when an offic emate of mine asked me to recover his files from his SONY VAIO DUO 13 laptop. The problem is that his drive is encrypted with bitlocker. It can't even go into boo...

data-recovery

government systems worker doesn't know what the fuck bitlocker is

GG

Mark Buffalo

I was about to post this, @Ohnana

note this in particular:

> I am a M.I.S. Staff of a certain Government office

Rоry McCune

anyway with all this drown/SSLv2 nonsense, it's ok it's not like anyone is actually still using it

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune HAHA

Rоry McCune

"hmm a quick shodan search" shodan.io/search?query=ssl.version%3Asslv2&language=None

hmm 4,000,000 results

oh

Mark Buffalo

17:28

Master of Information Security of a certain Government office

Ohnana

my dentist was using windows xp this morning

@MarkBuffalo also "information system"

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Lol.

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana did you give him the line about trading dental hygiene for IT hygiene

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Yeah, it could be information systems too. My degree path was CIS, and it feels like garbage.

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune eh, i wasn't too moticated

it was my first time there

Rоry McCune

17:29

@Ohnana tell him that running XP is like drinking 3 cans of full-sugar coke for a week and not brushing your teeth

Mark Buffalo

I ended up teaching myself all the latest stuff that they weren't teaching

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune huehuehuehu

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune I used to do that, and didn't get cavities

Ohnana

i'm not there anymore

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo I thought you didn't like/drink sugar?

Mark Buffalo

17:30

USED TO

@RоryMcCune So I'm thinking of getting an iPhone

Gonna wait and see how the Apple situation pans out first, though

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo shhh @Simon might hear you

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Oops, sorry... iPhone >>>>> Android. oh crap, I did it again

Simon

ffs roro I'm not hating iOS, if he wants to spend that much for the device, good for him.

However, not understanding that Android may be perfect for some people is wrong.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Same cost as an equivalent Samsung, though

Simon

@MarkBuffalo I wouldn't dare to get a Samsung.

Rоry McCune

17:33

@Simon I've never said that :op

Simon

@RоryMcCune I'm not saying you did :p

(phew I got out of this one)

Mark Buffalo

Currently using a $30 crap smartphone

Rоry McCune

@Simon pls, somon, there's this thing called implied statements

Mark Buffalo

But yeah, an iPhone would be necessary for development and testing of iOS games

Simon

@RоryMcCune 404 CONCEPT NOT FOUND

Iszi

17:58

Hm. I wonder if Jan watches this chat? Looks like istheinternetonfire.com got updated.

Thomas Pornin

0

A: Cache Bank conflicts and CacheBleed: What is there to worry about?

Side-channel attacks are currently all the rage. The conceptual core idea is that while a cryptographic algorithm is a mathematical object whose inputs and outputs can be expressed in an abstract way, it will also run on some physical hardware somewhere, and that execution may leave traces in var...

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Thank you. I am reading now

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo Less talk, more upvotes.

2

Mark Buffalo

I'LL UPVOTE AFTER I READ IT

Thomas Pornin

Take your time. I had repcapped before waking up this morning anyway.

Simon

18:01

Brag about it.

Iszi

@ThomasPornin When's the last time that didn't happen for at least one of your accounts here?

Thomas Pornin

@Iszi Oh, it is relatively common nowadays, since I have reduced my activity. Bear #1 passive rep accumulation is around +110 per day on average, less so on week-ends.

Mark Buffalo

I repcapped daily for weeks at a time

but not anymore. not very active

Simon

@ThomasPornin Have you reduced your activity or people are less interested in what you have to say? One has to wonder.

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Truth is I am less interested in the questions that we get nowadays.

I really answer less.

Simon

18:05

It is true that we do not get mind-blowing questions these days.

Mark Buffalo

> Do not panic, though, because it is unclear whether cache-based timing attacks are really practical. We have lots of lab demonstration, but no actual usage in the wild has ever been spotted.

@ThomasPornin But what if the cloud hosting provider performs the attacks?

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo The cloud host can simply make a snapshot of your VM and plunder the keys from there; no need to go all cache-timing for that.

Mark Buffalo

haha

@ThomasPornin I already read up on CacheBank, I just want to whore rep

and your perspective is really appreciated

I missed the rep whore train by mere seconds thanks to @SEJPM

@ThomasPornin The kind of questions I want to answer never really appear on Secse

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo You can ask them yourself...

Or use some convenient sparring partner.

I am sure @Adi will be happy to ask questions about the NSA, and will totally approve of your answers.

Simon

looooool

Mark Buffalo

18:12

@ThomasPornin Actually, my preferred questions are mainly about reverse-engineering malware

Simon

I'm sooo turned off by anything related to the NSA because every single paranoid nurd thinks he's a target.

Mark Buffalo

executables, etc

But that mostly belongs on reverseengineering.stackexchange

I don't like asking questions on SE, generally

David Freitag

Welp I have finally moved out

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Are you in your new home now?

David Freitag

My car is sooo fucking full right now

@MarkBuffalo At this very moment? No. I'm at work.

Mark Buffalo

18:15

@DavidFreitag I hate the packing/unpacking phase

We still have like 7 boxes that haven't been unpacked in 6 months

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo The packing phase was so brutal

Simon

@DavidFreitag Is your entire life stored in your car while it's parked at work?

Mark Buffalo

this apartment is supposed to be temporary until we get a house

David Freitag

@Simon No like 1/20th of my life

Simon

o

Mark Buffalo

18:16

@DavidFreitag Yup, and too easy to make mistakes

David Freitag

@Simon our building is in the middle of the woods in rural Connecticut

It's pretty safe

Simon

@DavidFreitag Ok, good then.

I don't even leave koinz in my car because that's "your window is gonna be smashed" material here.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Even in Canada?

crap. I've left DSLR's in my car, along with laptops, etc... in detroit

and haven't had any issues. luls

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo When you move out and you still have unpacked boxes from the previous moving in, you can discard the boxes directly. They don't contain anything useful.

Simon

@MarkBuffalo I assume that's the case for pretty much any big city around here.

TildalWave

18:17

you don't have guarded parking lots there?

Simon

@ThomasPornin Bingo.

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Yep, pretty much. It means we really didn't need it in the first place

Simon

@TildalWave Do I look like a damn millionaire?

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I do :-]

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo Not in Canada, in Montréal. That's a city of reprobates and criminals.

Simon

18:18

I know that I'm full of shit but that does not mean that I'm full of cash.

Thomas Pornin

In Québec City it would still be pretty safe.

TildalWave

@Simon how would I know? You certainly behave like an eccentric something

Simon

@ThomasPornin I assume it'd be the same case in Toronto.

David Freitag

@Simon That doesn't really happen here unless you park in an obviously bad area

Simon

QC city is not even a real city, pls pornu.

@TildalWave WWWWWWOT?

Thomas Pornin

18:19

@Simon In Toronto they are English-speaking reprobates and criminals.

Simon

@ThomasPornin I'm not sure how to process the English-speaking part.

TildalWave

@Simon millionaires are usually quite eccentric too ;)

Thomas Pornin

@Simon What ? We have a mayor and everything. Did we miss some bureaucractic step ?

Simon

HOW AM I ECCENTRIC?!?

David Freitag

@TildalWave No it's the billionaires you're thinking of

Mark Buffalo

18:20

You are the most insane person in this room, @Simon

Simon

@ThomasPornin I tried to spark some MTL-QC rivalry.

Mark Buffalo

And that's saying a lot, coming from me.

Simon

Yet I don't even live in MTL.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Yeah, you and your tinfoil onezie

Thomas Pornin

@Simon The doughnut is literally eccentric: by definition, its centre is missing.

7

Simon

18:21

o ffs pornu

Those are too clever to be told.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag well sure, depends on the nominal value or whatever ... back in Yugoslavia we were all billionaires here

David Freitag

Speaking of which, did you install the buttflap in your onezie?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Hey now. I've upgraded to a full body suit.

A onesie exposes your arms and legs.

And head

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave In Serbia in the 1990s they did three successive devaluations by 6 zeros each time. Their currency lost its value by a billion billions.

David Freitag

@TildalWave Yeah sure and I'm a millionaire in vietnam too. I've got over 22 million dong

Simon

18:23

That's a lot of dong.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo By definition a onesie covers everything

Mark Buffalo

(1 US Dollar equals 22302.00 Vietnamese Dong)

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin yeah we were too glad to have gotten out of that "arrangement"

Mark Buffalo

So, we can conclude that @DavidFreitag has 44,604 dong.

TildalWave

our inflation went almost in an instant from hundreds of thousands of percent to single digit annually

David Freitag

18:24

@MarkBuffalo Yeah, in my dreams. Really I've only got one dong.

Simon

Have you seen the guy on reddit that has 2 weens?

Mark Buffalo

TIL I'm a hundred+ millionaire in Vietnam

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave Say what you will, there are good things in having the same currency as Germany.

TildalWave

and that was despite starting with a new currency

@ThomasPornin ah sure, but that came much later

Iszi

@Simon No, and I'm perfectly content having not.

Simon

18:25

@Iszi What? It is super interesting.

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave Unlinking your economy from a country that was being actively bombarded was a smart move.

Simon

Don't you want to be able to tell your kids at some point that you've seen a picture of a guy with two weens?

Mark Buffalo

@Simon I would prefer not to. We all know you are obsessed with weens... especially double weens.

David Freitag

@Simon Yeah but @Iszi would die of jealousy

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin BTW it Bosnia and Montenegro I think use convertible mark ... so in essence they have the same currency that Germany used to have LOL

Simon

18:26

@DavidFreitag o I see.

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave Didn't they switch to Euro ?

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin that also came later, we were out first, the most of the rest of the shit happened later

@ThomasPornin they would never qualify

Simon

Hey, if Québec was its own country, we'd get a new currency?

OH MY GOD MAYBE WE'D STOP SUCKING COMPARED TO THE USD

TildalWave

maybe just piggybacking on it, dunno how that goes

Simon

waves the Québec flag

Mark Buffalo

18:27

@Simon Yeah. The ISIS Rupee

Simon

pls

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave No, but they did switch to the Euro. They just did not ask permission from BCE.

Mark Buffalo

Separatist Dollars?

David Freitag

@Simon gets his torch and pitchfork

Thomas Pornin

Montenegro and the euro

Montenegro has no currency of its own. From 1996 the Deutsche Mark was the de facto currency in all private and banking transactions and it was formally adopted as Montenegro's currency in November 1999. The mark was replaced by the euro in 2002 without any objections from the European Central Bank (ECB). The European Commission and the ECB have since voiced their discontent over Montenegro's unilateral use of the euro on several occasions, with Amelia Torres, a spokesperson for the European Commission, saying "The conditions for the adoption of the euro are clear. That means, first and foremost...

TildalWave

18:28

@ThomasPornin yeah but they don't issue it or have any control over it whatsoever so in a sense they've just declared OK we won't have our own money

David Freitag

@TildalWave Money is overrated.

Also, Mint thinks $500 is a "low" balance in a checking account.

Mark Buffalo

Mint?

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag overvalued you mean?

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave Yes. Exactly the same thing as they did with the Deutschmark before 2002.

David Freitag

When it goes WEEWOOWEEWOO LOW BALANCE LOLOLOLOLOL my brain goes OH SHIT GONNA OVERDRAFT

Thomas Pornin

18:30

Ecuador has the same arrangement with the US dollar

When you are a little country with questionable economic and political stability, it is not a bad bargain.

Simon

Ah, that's why the book I was reading kept calling it "marks".

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo mint.com

Simon

Sometimes I should do some research instead of just being like "okay son".

TildalWave

US dollar is probably way overvalued at the moment... similar was a problem with Euro a few years back and I think I was "complaining" here about it ... then NSA recorded that, sent it by dispatch to Angela Merkel, and things got better :D

David Freitag

@TildalWave No I said what I meant.

Mark Buffalo

18:31

@DavidFreitag Looks useful

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo pretty useful

Especially since most banking sites are god awful

Simon

I don't trust mint at all.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag OK but that's a personal value system, and we were discussing monetary ones

David Freitag

If all I want to do is check my balance and look at some fancy charts Mint is the shit

TildalWave

as in state economies

Mark Buffalo

18:32

@DavidFreitag I use a spreadsheet

David Freitag

@TildalWave Oh you were taking me seriously...

@MarkBuffalo Yeah but mint does everything for me. That's actual work right there.

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Work I enjoy... I like to keep busy

David Freitag

@Simon Mint is run by the same people that make TurboTax

Simon

@DavidFreitag Does that mean that they know how to security?

I security

You security

He securities

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Yeah but you could've used that time for some "fun time" with the wife. Or some vidya games. Or hell you coulda made like ten sammiches

@Simon Yeah cause I really care if someone sees how poor I am

Simon

18:34

poor dovid

One day you'll have some monies.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag well, I tend to use smileys a lot to relay the sentiment beyond what words alone are capable of doing ... you rarely use any, unless they're really elaborate ones, so it's sometimes hard to say

David Freitag

I had like 4k in my bank account a few months ago

No idea what happened to it

Simon

Did you buy anything useful at least?

David Freitag

@TildalWave Yeah I suppose I probably shouldn't try to screw around while you and le bear are having a serious conversation

Simon

l'bear

David Freitag

18:35

@Simon Rent, security deposit... rent

Simon

o

David Freitag

So I borrowed a friend's box truck to move all my shit, and when we went to leave we fucked up the grass at the old apartment. The owner is being a total dick about it.

StackExchange

Fair Elections and STV

Jon Ericson on March 1, 2016

The US is embroiled in party primary voting which is a good time to talk about the STV system Stack Exchange uses to elect moderators.

David Freitag

Really?! A gif on the blog post? Really?!

Mark Buffalo

me no likey

Simon

18:40

I wish we could kick the SE bot.

By "we" I mean not me.

Iszi

@StackExchange Seriously, talking about voting mechanics without a CGP Grey link? Lame.

He did it so much better anyway.

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin exactly, too much corruption, no sense of fiscal responsibility of the public sector, difficulties in balancing tax income and maintaining competitive economy,.. no fiscal control, so no point in having your own currency

David Freitag

@Iszi CGP Grey?

Iszi

@DavidFreitag cgpgrey.com/politics-in-the-animal-kingdom

Also many other videos of interest.

TildalWave

it gets pretty straightforward once you realize where money gets its value from

David Freitag

18:42

@Iszi Meh boring

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave In a sense, even big European countries like France and Germany have surrendered their monetary sovereignty, so Montenegro is not worse off doing the same.

Mark Buffalo

nobody really knows who they're voting for

people just go in and randomly press buttons that show "republican" or "democrat" on them

there are like 50 different people to vote for

who the hell has time to learn about 50 different campaigners? "I'll just press 'Republican/Democrat!'"

In smaller towns, sure... fine. But in larger population areas, no way. I've voted in both, and the difference is staggering

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo I don't even bother voting.

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin only partially tho, there's still control over it, it's just shared... especially for big players like France, certainly less so for a small country like Slovenia... it has one interesting positive side-effect tho in that fiddling with it becomes really hard so it's not done, which only improves stability in the long run

the rest is then free economy

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I've actually been thinking about those doughnuts for the last few days :(

TildalWave

18:46

@MarkBuffalo what doughnuts? :O

Mark Buffalo

Driving down the street... ptsd clarinet boy flashbacks of those lovely doughnuts.

You linked a picture of Slovenian doughnuts

DID YOU ALREADY FORGET

TildalWave

ah hahah yeah I forgot about it

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo wat

TildalWave

we just had our "doughnut season" so I'm a bit overfed with them for a while

Mark Buffalo

link the photography-taken photograph for @DavidFreitag to see

TildalWave

18:48

basically, here for the carnival season, it's traditional to eat doughnuts and loads of them

and similar things, and generally eating like pigs

Simon

@TildalWave See, I don't even do that myself and you guys say I'm obsessed about donuts.

Mark Buffalo

LINK THE DOUGHNUTS YOU PIG

Simon

You're all a bunch of donuts.

David Freitag

@TildalWave Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.

Mark Buffalo

Fine. I will do it

The diabeetus is strooooooooong with her. palpatines

RoraΖ

18:51

She has great... tracks of land

TildalWave

it coincides so the pagan part (the carnival, the feasting,...) is just before lent (the six weeks before Easter, the fasting)

Mark Buffalo

wait. you're all involved in drunken pagan donut debauchery before repenting and lenting?

TildalWave

yes, crazy huh? :)

Mark Buffalo

drunken donut debauchery

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Oh is that @Tilda's wife?

TildalWave

18:52

@MarkBuffalo that describes it pretty well actually LOL

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo Gotta have something to repent about.

Simon

@RoraΖ Watch out, ovid is gonna say you're disrespectful to women.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Those things are as big as my head!

3

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag no, but she does look a bit similar looking at the thumbnail... not so much if I click on it

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Oooh, are we talking about boobs again finally?

David Freitag

18:55

@Iszi No, but we can talk about you if you really want

RoraΖ

@Simon I'm disrespectful to everyone, not just women.

Simon

@RoraΖ That's exactly my case.

Like if I meet pornu, does he really think that I'm going to use the polite "you"?

Nah, he's getting a buddy "you".

Mark Buffalo

If I ever meet @ThomasPornin, I'm going to kidnap him and take him away to a research facility to extract his knowledge, and upload it into my brainsocket. It would probably cause a brain overflow vulnerability and allow remote pornin execution to occur, allowing him to take control of my body.

Adi

@MarkBuffalo We have an SE site for that

Mark Buffalo

@Adi Yup

Adi

18:58

Where you have literally 0 answers

Mark Buffalo

But I find most of their comments/answers to be incredibly boring

and not my type

Adi

Yeah, I see your point

You probably want questions about correlations and complex charts.

Mark Buffalo

No, that's data analysis... and it isn't something I'd post about... openly.

Xander

On the fence about this one....Is race-condition a valuable tag?

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