"The monastery where I trained kept bees. So it totally makes sense for me to roll my *Former Brother of Silent Contemplation +4* to calm down that rampaging bear."
"Noope, I'm not seeing it. Tell me a story."
"Okay, um... One winter night a starving bear broke into the hives looking for honey. I woke up Brother Jeremy and had him bang pots and pans to distract the bear while I laid a honey trail back out the main gate. While the bear followed the honey, I declaimed lines of soothing scripture to keep it calm, then slammed the gates on its terrifying furry butt."