OK, I'm finally getting enough courage to let more people into my modified-west marches game of Darkest Dungeons and Dragons 5e, playable through play-by-voicechat in Discord. Here's the chat-message limit elevator pitch:
_The PCs are mercenaries hired by a mysterious well-paying nobleman to clear out his ancient family's estate, which has been overrun by eldritch horrors, cultists, brigands, abominations, and monstrosities. They must delve into the darkest regions of this noble's huge property, find the source of all this evil, and destroy it, if they can._