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1:07 PM
@OliverSalzburg he lives in Singapore
 
talking about proudly made in china I love my tank
 
i have a moto G
 
@JourneymanGeek How do you know him?
 
@OliverSalzburg knows him by smell
 
@satibel You have that?
 
1:16 PM
@OliverSalzburg yep
btw, they are making an updated "pro" version with an octo core proc, 4GB Ram, 32GB storage, and a finger print reader and 30 grams less.
 
@satibel How much does it cost? Care to share a bit about it?
 
130€, 10Ah battery, I can listen music all day every day and recharge it only on the weekends.
 
What Android version? Custom?
 
android 6 for the one I have though you can install 7 I think.
 
How long have you had it? Where did you order? How long did delivery take?
 
1:19 PM
and the pro is scheduled to release with 7.
 
And how's the camera?
 
@OliverSalzburg I ordered via banggood at 140€, though aliexpress official store is cheaper.
it took about 3 weeks with free shipping to france.
the camera is good enough, though it won't replace my discrete camera.
 
Can't find it on Ali :\
 
oukitel K10000
 
Awesome. Thanks
Which of the 300 listings is the offical store? :D
 
yay! flag banned :(
 
if you search for oukitel, it shows you the official store page.
not sure what's the difference between the 2
except one is 'on sale'
 
@JourneymanGeek @DavidPostill my flag on this was declined but the answer is for a different problem
 
@satibel No 1080 display though. Scandalous!
 
if you can wait 'till june you can get the pro with 1080p
 
1:28 PM
I can wait :D
 
though it'll probably launch at around 200€
but it still looks good.
 
The OnePlus 1 was my first "China phone". Best phone I ever had
Had my complaints, but have not yet seen a better phone
Especially taking price into consideration
 
do prices of similar electronics vary across the eurozone?
 
@Burgi Hardly AFAIK
Maybe towards the east, but I really have no idea
 
Anita Taylor on May 16, 2017

Shakespeare famously wrote that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet … but, alas! ‘tis not so for mobile apps. At least not the Stack Exchange mobile app that we launched back in 2014. Without that sweet Stack Overflow name, some of you never discovered that you could use it to view, answer, post and vote on Stack Overflow questions.

So we just launched the new Stack Overflow Official App that lets you … (drumroll, please) … view, answer, post and vote on Stack Overflow questions. Both iOS and Android versions are now available for download. The Android app is currently in beta. All of the functionality is working, but we are making small tweaks to the user interface. …

 
1:36 PM
I like how low tech their tests are compared to samsung.
so temp test: let's put a blowtorch on the phone and see if it explodes.
 
roar
 
@satibel I'd rather waste 200€ on a Chinese tech startups product than 1000€ on a Samsung flagship
 
@Burgi Interestingly, they named the software in a now-deleted-by-owner answer
 
oh, they have a rugged version too planned. techarp.com/articles/oukitel-k10000-max-pro-preview
 
Bob
1:44 PM
@OliverSalzburg Android, with extra malware!
 
@OliverSalzburg samsung makes ships?
@BenN its a terrible question and a terrible non-answer
 
also the charging on both is upgraded from 9V to 12V
 
@djsmiley2k That's an audit
 
:O
that's why it was so wtf ;D
 
1:46 PM
So I took a look at the official service manual for the Lenovo Flex 4-1130 and it looks like it takes a 2.5", 7mm z-height SATA disk (page 34, PDF page 37). This means there is a measure of upgradability; however, spending extra money on a SATA SSD and dismantling the system to install it defeats the purpose of buying such a cheap system in the first place.
 
also I like their "because we can" ads.
 
Bob
...whoops
 
(@Bob, @JourneymanGeek, see above)
 
@Bob Is this on that new server?
 
1:50 PM
It would also reduce battery life; on such low-power machines, every milliwatt counts.
 
Bob
@BenN yea, it flubbed after I tried to install virtio drivers :(
 
Huh :/
 
Bob
I can browse to the folder
 
Are all the permissions messed up, or just control's?
 
Bob
I can... run it manually
 
1:51 PM
I'm not gonna buy one of those ships for 1000 bucks though ;P
 
@OliverSalzburg i was just reading that myself... who knew...
@OliverSalzburg i would...
 
@Burgi Samsung is actually in lots of industries
I think Yamaha is similarly surprising to some
 
SS @Burgi - my private gin palace
 
:D
Now that's a plan I could get on board with
 
@OliverSalzburg I don't have enough does to handle 1000 bucks.
 
1:52 PM
yamaha - pianos, keyboards, guitars and.... motorbikes....
 
@Burgi Don't forget the golf clubs!
 
o.O
 
Bob
@BenN It's not permissions :S
well, not simple permisisons
maybe some funny interaction between UWP and everything else
 
Ah
This is a VM?
 
Bob
1:55 PM
@BenN yea? :P
 
I'm not familiar with virtio, so I'm not sure what exactly that entails :)
 
@djsmiley2k musical instruments and superbikes are an odd combination
@GypsySpellweaver private video
 
@bwDraco some people have drives like that lying around ;p
 
Bob
@BenN Paravirtualised devices :P
Basically, supposed to be much faster than emulating real hardware
 
1:59 PM
@Burgi Not that I can tell. And I've never made an account on YouTube. Nothing to show.
 
@OliverSalzburg I'm a fan of Mr Huang's work.
 
Bob
:\
 
Does youtube do national blocking?
 
David Robinson on May 16, 2017

In honor of Google I/O 2017 and the launch of the official Stack Overflow mobile app, we on the Stack Overflow Insights team are sharing a look at the fast-paced history of mobile application development.

We can do this with the recently released Stack Overflow Trends tool, which lets us examine what mobile-related technologies have been growing and shrinking in developer activity, and gives us a glimpse of what the future might look like.

The vast majority of Stack Overflow questions about mobile development come down to the Android and iOS platforms. …

 
2:02 PM
So... my boss tells me today "I'll need start and end times. And user feedback on your paper requests forms"
....
I'm going to spend more time on paperwork than fixing PCs
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek you're kinda supposed to introduce the bureaucracy later
 
@JourneymanGeek Now, are you feeling like a minion yet?
 
I'm starting to think I teed off some deity. Did I tree bast?
 
Bob
punishment for not pushing harder for proper ticketing :P
though IMO maybe you should've left this kind of push till a couple weeks in
 
2:04 PM
I didn't push anything yet
;p
This quite literally came with no feedback from either of us at all
 
Bob
o.O
 
throw down the gauntlet
 
Is Youtube connected with Google now? Just noticed my Google avatar on the YT page :(
2
 
@GypsySpellweaver lol?
 
2:07 PM
@Burgi I don't keep track of those things. Never cared/
 
it was HUGE news
 
My wife call our place the "bat cave" cause we don't get social, IRL on online
 
Ok, signed out of Google, and can still play this vid. @Burgi
 
thats a different video
 
2:12 PM
Thank heaven benchmarks indicate this is MLC NAND, with stable 130-150 MB/s throughput over an 8 GB test file. I was worried about endurance.
 
Yes, didn't try the first one. Same song. Fits the SS Burgi well, though
 
@GypsySpellweaver how do you cope without cat videos?
 
..or not. It is in fact TLC. However, the SLC buffer seems to be huge (at least 8 GB).
I'm not running any more tests due to endurance concerns. Raw NAND is probably 96 GB if all of it were TLC.
 
I think Imma rage over an "API"
so far I know I can get my data (depending on "random") as jpg, HTML, and pdf inside an Iframe.
 
I am not willing to torture-test devices like this when the endurance is so limited.
The big SLC buffer does help, though.
 
2:25 PM
the range for endurance of tlc seem to be around 1k-10k full writes.
 
1000 writes is typical.
At least it's 64 GB and not 32 GB, though.
Devices with 32 GB not only have less raw endurance, they also need to deal with much more write amplification because the drive is much closer to full. And yet they are typically good for at least one to two years of typical use.
Frequent TRIM will help.
My main laptop's SSD has seen about 21 TBW of writes over 2.5 years of use. If I'm gentle on this thing, it should last longer than the system's intended service life.
64 GB * 1000 writes = 64 TBW.
Besides, these sorts of systems get less I/O than your typical power user's laptop or desktop.
Double capacity * less write amplification = 3-5 year realistic service life (by my estimate)
The battery would most likely fail before the NAND does.
Furthermore, I won't be using this system as much as some people do, since it's meant to be a companion system to my main laptop.
I also won't be clearing the browser cache as often.
Sep 24 '16 at 14:57, by bwDraco
browser.sessionstore.interval is set to 120000 (two minutes) on all my devices.
It is set to five minutes here.
 
3:01 PM
I have one tortured HDD that reports 10PB written.
 
Hmm... So, I am able to realistically get about 5h of battery life under moderately intensive web browsing. Not the best, but pretty good given this is a 2-in-1 touch device.
The claimed 6h battery life is not far off and is realistic for light web browsing/social media/productivity use cases.
 
3:14 PM
@GypsySpellweaver I love this song. Got any more like it? That harmony... it's just ... wow
 
@Burgi Technically incorrect answers are still answers - so don't flag them as not an answer. Cast a DV and vote to delete instead of flagging.
 
@DavidPostill can you lend me 200 rep?
 
also that instance, the user was describing a totally different problem (needed their own question)
 
@Burgi its not that hard!
 
3:26 PM
i'll stalk the bounty questions and post vague hints with semi-useful links like hmc
 
yeah, I suppose that works
or ger lucky with a HNQ
 
or i'll think of another crazy CD data question...
 
3:45 PM
Question : what can make a computer slow when disk, memory, cpu and network usage are all at 0-50%?
 
too much caffine
 
@satibel anything
 
ooooh the crane on the building site next to the office is operated by remote radio control....
 
@Burgi a protocol without authentication? :D
 
idk...
 
3:55 PM
@Burgi "BY GOD! THE CRAIN JUST CRUSHED DAVE!"
Burgi: "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
 
>:D
"WHEN HEAVY PLANT GOES CRAZY!"
they can get that guy who does the police chase videos to narrate it
 
@satibel 1. The "percentages" in Task Manager are not really reliable. CPU utilization percentage is divided up amongst all your virtual cores, so if you have 4 cores with HT, one core pegged is only 12.5%. But many systems will experience significant slowdowns even with one core pegged.
2. Network "percentage" is basically meaningless, unless your actual line speed (how fast your ISP is willing to give you bandwidth) is identical to your "driver" line speed (how fast is the maximum data transfer rate over the physical interface you're connected over).
 
what priority does everyone run azcopy at?
 
For example, if your ISP only gives you 4 Mbps, but you're connected over 100 Mbps ethernet, having your Internet connection actually saturated will only show "4%" in task manager.
 
@acoder priority blue
 
3:59 PM
It is actually 2cores, and both go from barely used to 50% max.
 
@Burgi where do i find blue in windows?
 
@satibel There's so many other things it could be. You're not explaining how it's slow or what or any symptoms at all. I'm not going to guess any more.
 
Network is essentially at 0% or maybe 20kbps used.
 
Christ, with you help vampires it's like pulling goddamn teeth to get you to give me information. What are you actually trying to do? What symptoms do you see? Do you have input lag? Render lag (low FPS)? Programs going into "Not Responding" state? Webpages loading slowly? Don't make me guess.
 
When I do anything I have about a 50%chance of the program hanging
 
4:03 PM
What program? What's this "anything"? Like, clicking around in your web browser?
 
Though I tried safe mode it doesn't seem to do that anymore.
Sorry typing on phone is slow.
 
@satibel Obviously you have some background programs (which are disabled in safe mode) that are taking up a lot of resources. Pop open Resource Monitor (you can access it through Task Manager) and look for high disk I/O or CPU or memory hogging processes, and as long as they aren't essential Windows base processes, or something you know you need, try killing it.
And yes, 50% is high. 50% disk write pressure is enough to significantly increase disk queue length, especially on slow NAND or rotating media (HDD).
 
sounds like AV
 
I mean, 50% of the typical 70-90 MB/s of a HDD is a lot of data throughput. There has to be a reason for something to be doing that consistently.
 
I used resmon already to get the i/o ram cpu etc usage
More like 1-2mbps at most.
 
4:07 PM
@satibel Ignore the overall percentages. Look at individual processes and files, etc. You can view individual write and read throughput on a file by file basis, and see what process is doing it. Similarly for CPU usage, you can look at it by process.
Once your system finishes the initial boot-up, let it warm up for 4-5 minutes or so, then see who's still eating you up.
 
i bet its AV
 
My suspect right now is the av locking up
 
@satibel You don't have to guess; Resource Monitor will tell you. You can look at it, find the offending process, and google what that process is.
 
have you got mcafee with the "scan my PC for updates" plugin installed?
 
@Burgi what is blue priority?
 
4:10 PM
Ressource monitor doesn't tell me anything, ressources are mostly free.
 
@Burgi As if McAfee just by itself isn't more than enough to bring a system to its knees :P
 
@acoder i made it up
@allquixotic yeah weirdly this one plugin is even worse
 
so what priority should azcopy run in if my coworkers like to give bus problems?
 
are bus problems having the weird smelly hobo guy sitting next to you for the ENTIRE journey?
 
PCI bus
motherboard
500+ processes bog the system down TOO MUCH
we're running 256 GB of RAM on this system
in otherwords a small RAM drive
 
4:16 PM
i suspect if you asked your question on the Server Fault main site you might get a better answer than here
 
I have a problem, it now works with no change made.
 
@Burgi should I put it in high priority, or realtime priority?
 
@Burgi No, he'll get laughed out of there and his question will get deleted.
His problem is a social problem; he's been here before trolling and asking us how to solve a social problem through technical means, and we've told him over and over and over that there's no way.
 
@acoder try running some benchmarks
 
Perfectly good advice from Henny Youngman.
"I said, 'Doctor, it hurts when I do that!' He said, 'Don't do that!'"
"My system is slow because I'm running 500 concurrent 7-zip processes!" "Then don't run 500 concurrent 7-zip processes!"
 
4:20 PM
Msmpeng is MSE right?
 
schedule them to run overnight
 
@satibel yep
 
Might it lock up with avast?
 
@satibel probably not, but running nested virus scanners always leads to terrible performance; that's why most commercial virus scanners that don't suck (which, apparently, excludes avast) intentionally disable MSE when they install
you should run either MSE or Avast, not both.
one virus scanner is bad enough; with two, the number of context switches and interrupts and signaling that has to take place for a single simple system call like CreateProcess() or CreateFile() is ridiculous; you deserve to pay a horrible performance penalty if you think that's a good idea
 
I know, just noticed it was there, casually scanning.
 
4:24 PM
so disable MSE
 
Already disabled mse real time
Dammit slow typing.
 
4:37 PM
Man, everyone go watch Freedom Writers
This movie is amazing
 
do i really need to have nested foreach loops to access a single umbraco property?
 
@allquixotic No.
Windows 10 incorporates security software with MSE. You are intended to keep both.
 
4:58 PM
Well, fuck that,Imma make my own with blackjack and hookers.
 
Imma think of some more fun stuff
 
you are still using <pre>
ffs
my minion said he couldn't make jquery image hotspots responsive
 
lol, everything I do seems to tie back to Jim Salter lately
 
@Burgi uhh, yep. It's totally valid code
 
4
Q: ZFS delete snapshots with interdependencies and clones

allquixoticBelow is my list of ZFS volumes and snapshots, as well as the origin and clone for each. I want to delete all the snapshots, but keep all the filesystems. How can I do this? I have tried zfs promote followed by attempting to delete each filesystem for many different combinations of the filesyst...

then I'm like, hmm, I better check out sanoid/syncoid... and github.com/jimsalterjrs/sanoid
 
5:05 PM
@Rahul2001 its semantically poor
 
@Burgi Is it now?
 
@Rahul2001 suggestion : give each message an (g)uid and only query only the more recent ones.
 
@satibel Oooh. I like people who use "Imma"
@satibel Yeah, been thinking about implementing that
 
In theory you are using about 2400 queries per hour, times 50KB, so 120 Mb per hour, so you'd have used 1 Gig in 8 hours of idleing.
 
5:43 PM
LOL
Microsoft mailed me about wcry
 
Hello
 
6:06 PM
@Dave Hello, Dave
 
6:23 PM
@Avery what does that say?
 
@Rahul2001 Switch to windows 10 if you rock!
If you suck, just install the update
 
loll
 
disable smbv1
update windows defender
also advertisements
 
6:39 PM
Oh God, @Avery is doing mitosis.
 
lol
 
infection by reading about it? :D
 
You're confusing mitosis with memes. One is a fundamental process for life. The other is some biology stuff.
2
 
7:37 PM
lol
Hi David, thanks for your concern. Yes I could have voted to indicate duplication. Still I maintain this answer is well tailored to the question. Feel free to edit it if you can improve it or comment with suggestions if you don't have the reputation to do that. — user643011 1 min ago
How much rep does a mod need exactly to comment? Can someone remind me?
 
@GypsySpellweaver Thanks for your code for the message pending thing. It works like a charm!
Goodnight folks :)
 
@DavidPostill 82.8k
your off by 100
 
@Avery Caching - I just joined another site :)
 
nope
initial 100 doesn't count.
it literally doesn't account towards network rep
 
@Rahul2001 Think you got lines crossed somewhere. Someone else must have done that code. Or else I did something without recalling it.
 
8:06 PM
Wait
Meant to ping @satibel
Sorry
And @satibel thanks again!
Mum is asking me to go to bed, byee
@DavidPostill lol
 
8:56 PM
@Avery Weirdly, it does for chat rep
 
9:17 PM
I can attest for that.
According to chat, my total rep is 11.5k
...
where is it
I am going to say a lot of stuff just for it to show
 
11470
 
However, I've got 4.29k in SU, 1.4k in Unix and in AU, 1k in SO
Some 15 sites with 150 ~ 500
And exactly 50 sites with 101 rep.
Hm. That would account for more than 11.5k
 
9:34 PM
i'm not sure if i mentioned this last night or not...
the school my mum is doing supply work for is apple'd up to the eyeballs with apple's crazy educational suite
what they then don't do is provide any training or help to the teaching staff, who's primary skill is concerning children (shudder).
the admin staff at the school all use windows pcs because of the accounting software or whatever
the teachers all have iDevices and macbooks which none of them have ever used
so i had to give my mum a crash course on how to use OSX last night without having a macbook available to demo the principles
i had to find a "OSX for dummies" video on youtube to show the differences in the basic principles
so armed with the knowledge of a 14min youtube video and a few hand drawn (that i drew from memory) diagrams of where to find the basics she was able to do all her lessons today
the school was also so impressed that they have asked her to go back and train the other teachers on the osx first principles...
 
9:51 PM
Ha, you should be offering your services for that sweet sweet cashmoney.
 
heh
it is a valid point that my mum made though, having all the latest and greatest kit is fine but it is useless if the staff don't know how to use it
as professional geeks we are pretty happy to just swap OS on a whim
if a single youtube video makes my mum seem like a technological wizard and is being asked to train 20 other teachers there is something wrong with the IT policy
i know there are people that will now say "well that just shows how easy apple software is to learn" but this stuff was there for a YEAR
sorry for hijacking the channel for my mini rant, i was hoping to get other peoples experience/input on this
 
10:17 PM
Well, @Burgi, I think you're seeing another side of the line of thought "technology is the answer rather than a tool and part of a process".
In environments with bigger budgets, it can be manifest as "lets throw lots of gadgets and zero training, it will magically work BECAUSE COMPUTERS"
But as a webdev I bet you're much more accostumed to see the scenario of "build a website. I don't know what for, what will be in it, for what audience, there is no layout, we will have the content someday, now hury and put it online"
Both scenarios include zero planning and "IT WILL FIX EVERYTHING BECAUSE COMPUTERS"
 
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Q: Using a portable SSD to divert or reduce writes to system storage on low-memory Windows 10 laptop

bwDracoTL;DR Is there a way to use a USB 3.0 portable SSD to reduce writing to an inexpensive laptop's low-capacity eMMC storage? The system has only 2 GB of RAM, so paging is often unavoidable, resulting in more writes than would otherwise occur to the already fragile TLC NAND. Background This que...

 
thats a good point
 
Speaking of rants... I don't know if other readers here have the pamphlets "Madam [mystical-sounding-name] brings you your loved one in 3 days". But I guess you can understand what I'm talking about.
Guess which team was once tasked in bringing a site from zero-spec to live in 3 days?
Our indirect-boss was nicknamed "Madam [hername]" as an internal joke.
 
And no, we didn't build it in 3 days. We had a proper boss who believed in saying no :)
I miss him :(
 
10:26 PM
@ThatRussianGuy I have hundreds of websites. They cost me 3 dollars.
 
well i'm a deathmarch at the moment
 
@allquixotic Did you buy them on a CD-ROM that comes with a magazine at a news stand?
 
a 3rd party company have built a new quotation tool to replace the terrible old one our customer has been suffering for 8 years
however they forgot to scope it correctly and have missed a load of functionality that their main website makes use of
so i have to hack together something to provide that functionality
 
Bob
morning
 
10:33 PM
the 3rd party could easily add in an API that i can use to query address data and make it all modern, secure, accurate and swish
but the customer doesn't want that
they want this 3rd party to provide them with an export to xls button and me to provide them with an import xls button
i reckon its going to take me about 14 days because "umbraco"
our client services trimmed my quote because "you don't need testing"
then the customer piped up and said "we need it in 9 days"
thats not how it works.....
sorry i'm ranting a lot
 
That;s fine
@bwDraco its unlikely it'll wear out in normal use
 
@djsmiley2k i have no idea what the review involves but the security consultancy firm has tried to booked me out for the entire day.
the afternoon block contains something called "red team response"
 
11:15 PM
> 60% available (plugged in, not charging)
Conservation mode.
May 15 '15 at 19:22, by DragonLord
I really wish more laptops had something like Lenovo's Conservation Mode...
I'm kinda getting tempted to do crazy things like setting junction points for things like the Firefox profile.
 
11:54 PM
@bwDraco Why is that "crazy", and what purpose would it server if you did?
 
I think that would let him store that data on a different volume, freeing up space on his main drive
 
Firefox can be surprisingly disk-intensive. A junction point diverts all those writes to the external storage medium.
However, this does mean that Firefox will not work without the drive inserted.
sigh
Now I need to learn PowerShell because it's the default for version 1703; cmd is deprecated :(
 
You can turn that behavior off; it's in the taskbar settings
But you should learn PowerShell anyway because it is great and does all the things
 
@BenN Not just that--Shift+right-click now does PowerShell, and Explorer no longer lists cmd as an option in the File menu.
 
@bwDraco If you're willing to get stuck with needing the external attached to make Firefox (and other stuff), why not make it also execute from there? Install Firefox, and it's data, on the external. Then you free up even more space for other things on the main drive.
 

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