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9:01 AM
lol
 
Lol
 
Bob
> Your AmazonSmile order of "Windows Internals, Part 1..." has shipped!
\o/
 
@Bob The best part was that there was a different name in the first speech bubble
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg :D
 
I'm looking for an easily consumable list of common greetings in different languages. Any ideas?
Google is serving up crap with Unicode text renderered into GIFs
And articles explaining how to pronounce different greetings correctly
 
@satibel Nice thinking :D
A bit more curated would be nice ;)
 
Bob
 
@Bob They are the ones with the GIFs
 
Bob
o.O
 
Bob
9:06 AM
not even alt text :(
 
Yeah :\
The list was great though
Worst case, I use that as a seed and look up the real text for the GIFs
 
Bob
 
@Bob Yeah, saw those as well. That won't work
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg This one looks good omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
@satibel LOL join the party
 
9:08 AM
@Bob Yeah, that one is great but way too verbose. And I can tell from the German greetings they picked, this is not going to work
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg ...what would an appropriate German greeting be?
 
@Bob Hallo
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg which they have?
 
Or "Guten Tag". But "Servus" or "Moin" are very regional
 
Bob
9:09 AM
@OliverSalzburg it kinda does say... "(used in Austria & Bavaria)"
 
That would not be appropriate to use for everyone
@Bob Scroll down to German
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg yea?
> German Hallo
Guten Tag
Servus (used in Austria & Bavaria)
Moin
take the first one of the list?
 
@Bob That is pretty risky business
 
Bob
@satibel that list though, lol
> German (Central Europe) Guten Tag
German (Central Europe) Hallo
German (Central Europe) [informal] Grüß dich
German (Central Europe) [informal] Tag
German (Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein) Hoi
German (Austria, Bavaria, Wurttemburg) Grüß Gott
German (Vienna Austria) [in spoken language] Griass God
German (Vienna Austria) [in spoken language] Seavas
German (Bavarian Alps) [in spoken language] Griass di
German (Bavarian Alps) [in spoken language] Griass enk
 
9:10 AM
But then again, the whole thing is :P
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg eh, you can't make it perfect like this
 
Indeed
 
Bob
IMO the fact that they have Hallo and Guten Tag is good enough... even if the others are extraneous
I blame German for having too many greetings :P
*looks at English*
> Old English Ēalā
o.O
 
The thing is, I don't want or need more than 1 greeting per language. The choice they provide only makes it harder to compile the final list. Especially when they have scripts I can't read and I have no idea if that little squiggle in the third version is important or not
This is for a splashscreen in an application
 
Bob
I'm surprised they didn't include "good morning" for Eng, though. just "Hello" and "Hi"
@OliverSalzburg Hire translators
 
9:13 AM
It currently says "Hi" because we don't know the language of the user yet. But this is apparently an issue to some users. "Hi" is too informal. So the next best thing is to just switch up your game
 
Bob
Or rip it off the Win10 "Hello" screen
 
@Bob Can that be done?
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg idk, the resource has to be somewhere... but MS might not like that :P
 
lol
That's what I have in my clipboard right now
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg page 2, Hello! Hallo! Windows 10
Looks like the intro screen
probably stored in a resource file somewhere
 
9:16 AM
That service is just awesome
 
Bob
Run a (unicode) strings + grep somewhere over a Windows install? :P
brb dinner
 
9:31 AM
	function randomGreeting() {
		// @see athropolis.com/hello2.htm
		const greetings = [
			"Mirëdita", // Albanian
			"السلام عليكم", // Arabic
			"Parev", // Armenian
			"Здравейте", // Bulgarian
			"你好", // Cantonese
			"Dobrý den", // Czech
			"Goddag", // Danish
			"Goede dag", // Dutch
			"Hello", // English
			"Saluton", // Esperanto
			"Hei", // Finnish
			"Bonjour", // French
			"Guten Tag", // German
			"Χαίρετε", // Greek
			"Aloha", // Hawaian
			"שלום", // Hebrew
			"नमस्ते", // Hindi
That's the best I can do right now
 
not bad
 
A proper mapping to ISO 639-1 codes would be even better
But let's not get ahead of ourselves!
I just started digging around that website. Jeeze... athropolis.com/index.htm
O__O pointer trail all the way
 
you could also add non language greetings, like
01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 or 👋
 
I already feel stupid for including Esperanto
Like, you make a list of 40 language greetings and you include Latin and Esperanto
Awesome, thanks
 
@Bob requires checking the time
 
Bob
9:35 AM
@djsmiley2k g'day then :P
 
I'd feel more stupid for latin than esperanto.
Native Esperanto speakers (Esperanto: denaskuloj or denaskaj esperantistoj) are people who have acquired Esperanto as one of their native languages. As of 1996, there were 350 or so attested cases of families with native Esperanto speakers. Estimates from associations indicate that there are currently around 1,000 Esperanto-speaking families, involving perhaps 2,000 children. In all known cases, speakers are natively bilingual, or multilingual, raised in both Esperanto and either the local national language or the native language of their parents. In all but a handful of cases, it was the father...
@OliverSalzburg they are stuck in a time capsule from 1995.
why does the microsoft waving hand emoji has wifi?
 
wifi enabled hand
 
Weird, I had that page open on the Emojipedia or something yesterday
Ugh, now I added the random greeting to the splashscreen and I can already see the next ticket
"User confused by weird text on splashscreen"
 
https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/dd319070(v=vs.85).aspx
by the way if you are searching for the windows translation files they are in %windir%\[a-zA-Z]{1-3}-[a-zA-Z]{1-3}\*.mui
 
9:44 AM
o_O
 
@OliverSalzburg Здравейте is definitely a wirus.
 
Apparently, this splashscreen was made by Russian hackers, there are Cyrillic letters in the source
 
might I say a virussian? puts on sunglasses
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg Found it! :P
C:\Windows\System32\en-US\credprovhost.dll.mui has Hello!
 
@OliverSalzburg why would you not include Esperanto?
 
Bob
9:47 AM
So maybe if you load credprovhost.dll... :P
 
@Seth It is unlikely to be the native language of any of our users
@Bob <script src="C:\Windows...
 
@OliverSalzburg though it is possible they know esperanto.
 
Yes but you were looking for a more universal approach. If you know your userbase limit your greeting to the most commonly spoken languages?
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg why do you have a spashscreen
 
@satibel Yeah, I'm already taking quite a chance with this selection of languages
@Bob So people don't realize how effing long it takes to load the application
 
Bob
9:49 AM
...
localise it properly to the languages you actually support
 
Well, and we need to build up the UI in the background and whatnot
@Bob We do, but we don't have the users locale information available at that point
 
Bob
... ... ... ... ...
 
We load the user profile from the server asynchonously after login
 
Bob
that's... that makes building up a list of greetings kinda pointless
 
Then we translate the UI on the fly
 
Bob
9:50 AM
if you don't know the language
 
Well, I'm displaying a random one
 
Bob
@_@
what if someone is incredibly offended by a Russian greeting?
 
And everytime you load the application, you get a different greeting
@Bob Then that would be an issue
 
@OliverSalzburg use the locale of the device?
 
9:51 AM
Trust me guys, we're not going to adjust the way our entire application load process works
 
If the device locale is English the greeting should be "Alright matey!" ;)
 
When we display the screen, we have no usable language information. That's it
 
@Seth I'm getting right on it...
 
And this is not the kind of "feature" to refactor your entire startup process for
 
whatever, bikeshed
just display 3-4 greetings randomly, and it'll be ok.
 
9:54 AM
You wanna know what an actual "issue" with the old way was?
It wasn't just "Hi", it was "Hi!"
And that ! looks like an upside-down i
So that is weird
People are obviously spending too much time looking at the splashscreen
 
I don't know what you're developing in but getting the current locale in C# for example seems rather easy and that information should be available after the first instruction ran. If your application is 90% splashscreen you probably need to improve the splashscreen experience.
You could also just let it change the line every few seconds if you really don't want to do that. Matching the languages your users actually use and that you support would probably be still a good idea.
 
@OliverSalzburg bad font then.
and yes, but you've already said it takes too long to load
X->Y problem
'People spend too long looking at the splash!' -> 'Make it prettier then!'
lol
 
@Seth This is a web application running in the browser
@Seth That's what I'm going for now
Oh, that's actually pretty neat
 
You need time to prepare the interface in a web application? This sounds ... horrible. If you're actually loading data just display a loading animation instead of a splash?
 
@djsmiley2k Right, let's switch up our entire font because in this one, the exclamation mark surprisingly looks like an upside-down, lower-case i. Which is extremely rare!
^ sarcasm
 
10:05 AM
make the chrome dinosaur thingy :p
so that they can do stuff while waiting x)
 
@OliverSalzburg :D
 
user226528
@satibel Not sure I get your "null guy" comment. Is "nifle" supposed to mean "null" in some languages?
 
10:21 AM
@satibel I like that! But the screen isn't there that long ;D Takes 5-10 seconds to load the application
 
@OliverSalzburg make a flappy bird :p
or just a bubble popper.
 
While that would be fun, our solution is supposed to increase productivity and efficiency. Adding something like that into our product would not be beneficial
We can't even add selfie support and filters to our IM :(
 
well, just making something that reacts when they click might actually make them focus on loading your app and not start something else while it loads.
or maybe random trivia/tips.
 
I like that
But, for now, I'll let it rest
I'll move on to other, similarly important features
 
you'd just have to replace the hello list with trivia or tips if you ever want to.
 
10:39 AM
@satibel What language would the tips be in though? :D
Given that people use the software at a fair and they are greeting people all day, the different language greetings work well. Trivia-wise, we talked about a "This means 'Hello' in Swedish." line that goes with it
But that, also, brings back the issue that we would have to know the user's language
 
So your product is translated?
 
Bob
O_O
the voiceover sounds so weird
like... broken English grammar, but a rather generic accent
 
No more traffic Jam Worried!
it's like they can
only talk very short
sentences which have been
all cut back together
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k it reads like the translations in their marketing material. In which case, ok, they're not native speakers. But the voiceover guy's accent sounds native!
 
i.e. they typed 2-3 words into google, did translate, listen, spoke them
 
Bob
10:49 AM
The accent doesn't match the grammar!
Though, it could just be really good TTS
 
nod
Also the person speaking hasn't seen the video
 
"Hey install tool XY on server Z, please."
"Why? What's the benefit?"
"We always install it?"
 
lol love those ones @Seth
 
can someone clarify these comments just below the question? The comments are saying "you do not encrypt anything while signing. you only sign" and i'm saying that to sign a message you encrypt its hash so encryption does take place in the process. Who is correct?
6
Q: Why do the roles of public/private keys reverse when talking about public key encryption and digital signatures?

Phil_1984_With public key encryption you encrypt using a public key. But when creating digital signatures you sign by encrypting a hash using a private key. I understand the principles of these two uses of public key cryptography, but I cannot reconcile in my head how or why the roles of the keys suddenl...

 
Yes, that is the idea behind it.
@djsmiley2k sometimes I'm amused by it and sometimes I just really dread it.
 
10:53 AM
The command-line option --sign is used to make a digital signature. The document to sign is input, and the signed document is output.

alice% gpg --output doc.sig --sign doc

You need a passphrase to unlock the private key for
user: "Alice (Judge) <alice@cyb.org>"
1024-bit DSA key, ID BB7576AC, created 1999-06-04

Enter passphrase:
The document is compressed before signed, and the output is in binary format.
@defalt You are
 
Bob
@defalt That signing happens to effectively be encryption is a quirk of RSA, and not necessarily true for all asymmetric crypto. IIRC, anyway.
 
@djsmiley2k Thank you. I was doubting myself that he could be correct. He was kept on saying you don't encrypt anything while signing and the reference link i posted in the comment also have false knowledge about it
 
Bob
@defalt No. Marcelm is right. You are wrong here.
> The fact that these are the same mathematical operations in RSA does not mean they should be treated as exchangeable. Outside of RSA, they tend to be different mathematical operations, anyway.
^ That is true.
> And signing means encrypting the hashof the content with your private key.
^ That is false.
In the general case, signing and encrypting are completely independent. There's not necessarily any relationship between them. There is no requirement for a keypair to be validly applicable to both uses.
 
@Bob then how do you sign a message? Even on youtube they say it involves encrypting the hash with your private key.
 
Bob
@defalt That is specific to RSA.
 
11:01 AM
Are there actual implementations where singing would be different from encrypting?
 
Bob
2 mins ago, by Bob
@defalt See also > https://crypto.stackexchange.com/a/838/11619
DH is one.
 
@Seth Encryption can be reversed, signatures only need to be validated
Oh wait, implementations
 
Bob
Apparently DSA is another one => crypto.stackexchange.com/a/2586/11619
@defalt Simply: there are many algorithms and protocols used for asymmetric encryption that are not RSA.
There are also many algorithms and protocols used for digital signatures that are not RSA.
It just happens that the two different uses can both be accomplished by RSA. But pretend RSA does not exist, now what?
 
so none of the signing algorithms involves the process of encrypting the hash except RSA?
 
Bob
When we're talking about the concepts of encryption and digital signatures, there is no need for the two to to be related. There is no requirement that a keypair that can be used for one must be usable for the other.
@defalt Some others might, some might not. It doesn't matter. Forget about specific implementations.
The question does not talk about specific implementations. It asks about the general terms as used in crypotography, therefore a good answer should cover the general terms.
Heck. Read mat's answer to the question you linked:
> That depends on the algorithm. For RSA, encryption and signature is (mostly) the same operation with the keys reversed. With others, like ElGamal, signing and encrypting is only slightly similar techically, but you can, theoretically, reuse keys. Finally, there are schemes which are specialised to one of the operation. For example, Hash based signatures do not have any encryption counterpart.
In a world that is increasingly moving away from RSA, it's a good idea to avoid getting stuck in thinking in terms of RSA.
Because RSA-specific descriptions are only ever guaranteed to be correct when talking about RSA. As you can see here, as soon as you talk about something non-RSA in RSA-specific terms, you're wrong.
 
11:08 AM
so that's why DSA is faster in signing than RSA because it doesn't encrypt anything
 
or it's actually faster.
 
Bob
@defalt Nope. Again, you're bringing in specific implementations where it doesn't make sense.
You cannot compare these things.
 
Now i got the difference..thank you
 
I don't but probably my expectations are wrong and I'm trying to map it too much onto software I know.
 
Bob
Other, similar: ECDSA is a signature algorithm. The same cryptographic primitive (ECC) can be used for encryption under ECIES but that's a different algorithm.
 
11:14 AM
@Bob okay but for signing public-private pair must be required. Right?
 
Bob
@defalt The basis of asymmetric encryption is that there's two separate keys, yes.
 
YAYAYAY!
 
Bob
All these algorithms are based on difficult math problems.
 
I got a dual monitor setup! *\o/*
 
Bob
RSA is based on integer (prime) factorisation. DSA is based on discrete logarithms. ECDSA is based on elliptic curves.
 
11:15 AM
@Rahul2001 two times 4:3 17"? :D
 
@Seth 1920*1080 + 1366*768
 
a bit strange but nice
 
@Seth Yeah well, those were the only monitors I had
1920*1080 is the all-in-one, 1366*768 is a VGA display connected through an HDMI adapter
 
urgh
DNS scavenging on windows DNS should be pretty much immediate, if using windows DHCP right?
So far I'm at 25min+, and nslookup is still returning the wrong IP for this laptop
 
Clear DNS caches
nslookup /flushdns
On Server, restart the DNS Server service
Also double check the zone. If you're using Windows Server DHCP, sometimes the records are not properly updated or old records stay around
 
11:21 AM
@OliverSalzburg ipconfig /flushdns does the same, right?
yeah, got no server access
so going to the 'server' guys, being like Y DIS NO WORK?
Wanna make sure I've checked things ;)
 
@djsmiley2k Erm, no, because that is the correct command and mine doesn't do anything ;D
 
:D
flagged for cmd bait
 
11:36 AM
wow
[Shell]
IconFile=\\170.170.170.170\icon
sfc files rock :D
 
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@djsmiley2k for me sfc files are snes roms x)
 
:O
from now on i'm going to refer to file types only by their magic number ;D
 
@Blogbot its in Spanish Brazilian!
 
11:49 AM
do you remember that linux sysadmin position from last week?
they've re-advertised it at £43k
 
@Burgi :O
The Junior 30K one?
I'll do it for 30k
I just don't want to be on site
Hurrar I just saved your company £13k, can I have a payrise? :D
 
lol
its not my company
its a recruiter
 
Oh that one
Now I'm not interested :(
 
is this one of those 10 years experience junior jobs?
 
I'd be supprised if they don't email me soon
 
Bob
12:05 PM
\o/
playing with WDS
 
@Burgi Alguién me llamó? ooops I mean Есть кекс москва
 
@Bob to auto deploy Windows 95? :D
 
Bob
@Seth nah, just boring ol' win10 :P
Hm. Awkward. Can't find the drivers for the SCSI HDD, but forgot to add a CD drive...
 
why won't it die :(
@Bob Wish I could play at work
i do get some fun times
but not enough :
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k I'm... at home
-_-
 
12:14 PM
At least one security risk found:

Risk name: Microsoft ® Windows Script Host
File path: c:\windows\system32\wscript.exe
errr @Bob I'm not :(
Do you need a sewrver to do it? :/, windows server?
 
Bob
hmmm
I'm going to need to inject virtio drivers into the boot image
gah, that's better for tomorrow
@djsmiley2k yea, I'm using server 2016
 
I can haz?
 
@djsmiley2k lol any scripting language can be a security risk ...
 
Why couldn't they give windows server away for free?
@DavidPostill, well the hash matches a known file
 
@djsmiley2k You can get a free Windows Server on AWS
 
12:16 PM
but I don't know if it really thinks that the wscript file is the actual virus.
 
Bob
 
For 1 year anyway
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k If you want? Sure!
 
@OliverSalzburg hmmm not really what I meant
and I've used up my free credits
 
12:16 PM
I'd love to build out a small network for more learning
DFS, AD with multiple servers (and domains, lets replicate what some clients here run :/)
 
Are you still in school?
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k That's basically what I'm doing :P
 
yeah I figured @Bob
 
Bob
Too lazy to set up another server just yet though. And not enough RAM on that box either.
 
Just.... i can't afford to buy any windows licences :(
Also that problem too
I don't have enough boxen to run em :(
 
Bob
12:17 PM
@djsmiley2k ...you think I bought a Server 2016 licence?
VS/MSDN subscription => enough keys to get a small network up.
As long as you don't use it for production-ish things.
 
Yeah, if you don't have the money for a single license, just buy a subscription!
 
Yeah, how much is VS/MSDN tho?
I'm no dev, so it's not.... really worth it
I just want to play, litterally
this is part of the reason I do stuff in linux instead ;D
 
Bob
> Windows Server 2016 Standard

Rating: 0/5
From $1,389.00
nopenopenopneope
 
Borrow a DreamSpark account from a younger sibling or something
 
tbh I could spend time playing with stuff in linux too, cept the not having the h/w to run it on is also a problem
 
Bob
12:19 PM
@djsmiley2k about $500/yr for the annual VS subscription. includes $50/month in Azure credits
 
@OliverSalzburg how young? I'm 32
@Bob lol yeah no, can't afford that :/
 
@djsmiley2k Young enough to have a Dreamspark account ;D
 
yeah hmmm
@Rahul2001 ? ;)
 
Bob
@OliverSalzburg which gives you far more than a single licence :P (with previously-mentioned don't-use-in-prod)
 
@Bob I know, I know, still there's the initial invest though
 
12:20 PM
As already said, not like I could actually run anything anyway ;D
maybe in a few years I can update my 'server' system to something that can run a few vm's etc
 
Bob
I'm running this one in ... Amsterdam?
 
The biggest problem with virtual hardware is that you need physical hardware to back it up :\
 
OVH?
wait
 
@djsmiley2k hm?
 
DO
right,
@Rahul2001 haha, you're my young sibling now ;)
 
12:22 PM
uh, ok :P
 
so that's now what, another $10/mo
/me wibbles
pretty nice dedi tho
 
For testing you could also use "regular" evaluation licenses. Those don't require a subscription.
 
how do you get those?
 
Just follow the usual download jadda jadda. microsoft.com/en-us/evalcenter/evaluate-windows-server-2016 It just has the usual 180 day expiry. That's the downside to not having a key.
 
12:36 PM
New setup!
 
I think I just got my first famous badge!
13
Q: Google Inbox - How to set filters/automaticaly put email into correct bundle

djsmiley2kI am using Google's new Inbox, as a long time (pre-beta) GMail user I'm used to setting up filters to make sure some emails go to the correct places, as google never categories them correctly. This option seems to no longer exist in inbox, how do I make sure emails about jobs (from specific job ...

 
@tereško don't ocean.
 
@tereško lul
 
@tereško First you stop skiing skying.
 
12:45 PM
@djsmiley2k 10k views, 14 upvotes.
 
@Rahul2001 so you rest your legs within your printer? Neat! They'll be warm all the time! It really looks like an uncomfortable desk but you probably got your reasons. Congrats on getting the second display.
 
as they say - falling is not painful, it's the stopping that is the problem
 
@Seth Hah, monitors are usually to the right, where there is quite a lot of legroom. Sister wanted to study there so pushed everything to the left
 
If you're really good at falling you might end up going into space or at least an orbit.
 
@Rahul2001 \o/
 
12:48 PM
@JourneymanGeek :D
 
That's nicer than what I had when I was first on SE ;)
September 2011 ;)
Ok, its a nice laptop...
that PC was literally a machine I picked up off a curb
(ok, I've been on SE longer)
 
That chair and desk ...
 
yeah
lol
 
dat desk.
 
and that SGI Octane in the corner...
 
12:54 PM
talking about old stuff : I have a sun nas
 
@JourneymanGeek That's how I got my first computer as well
I think we talked about this before. A couple of times probably :D
<3 garbage computer
 
I'm pretty sure that's how most of us got their first computer.
maybe not from the street, but from someone that gave it.
 
mine was an olivetti.
 
That wasn't really my first first, but it was the first desktop that I didn't share
that monitor was fun
 
12:57 PM
@JourneymanGeek All your boxes have goddesses names?
 
2
Q: Crt flickers when more than 3/4 the screen is white

Journeyman Geekreally part 2 of this question, but its a different issue than what i thought. I've been doing some testing, the screen seems to be non flickery if more than 1/4 of the screen is black, if i have any other colour taking up more than 3/4 of the screen there's flickering along the horizontal axis (...

@ThatRussianGuy Mostly, yeah
 
my first desktop was a 100€ bundle with a core 2 duo and 4gb of ddr2 ram .
 
@satibel All my first ones (2 or 3 MSX's, 1 XT, 1 386) were bought used or handed down after bought used.
It's unthinkable finding a working PC in a dumpster here. Or at least mid-90's - late 00's, it is.
 

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