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May 2, 2016 19:54
@CowperKettle George Olah can protonate everything.
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Sep 24, 2022 07:59
asked in matter modeling SE
Feb 10, 2017 04:14
Want to promote Chemistry.se? Only a few clicks will do: academia.se, biology.se, physics.se
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Apr 12, 2021 06:04
@SafdarFaisal The room is warm again.
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Mar 31, 2021 18:52
@M.A.R. Sure. But maybe a pseudoscientific website like scientificamerican on a page with a focus on this very equation could try a little bit more.
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Jan 1, 2020 16:49
Happy new year @Ortho @Yusuf @pH13 @And @Avnish @Skull @Geoff @Gau @Loong @Mith @Mart
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Dec 19, 2016 00:00
Dec 12, 2016 17:17
About right. I pretend that I'm reading four books to make myself feel more productive.
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Nov 29, 2016 05:07
Winter is coming ... winterbash2016.stackexchange.com (soon)
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Dec 12, 2019 08:16
> An atom accidentally bumps into another atom, knocking it down. The first one says, "Are you OK?"
The other replies, "No, I lost an electron!"
"That’s awful! Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Oct 25, 2018 18:23
Yup, six rude/abusive or spam flags on a post will delete it, bypassing any need for moderator intervention. Very useful when we are not paying attention to main site ;)
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Oct 19, 2018 13:01
"Questions from cat walking on keyboard"
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Feb 22, 2021 22:00
For those with biochemistry interests: the Synthetic Biology Area51 proposal is now in the commitment phase. Most of the community coming in are from outside of StackExchange, so we particularly want to invite experienced StackExchange folks to commit and be able to help show the newly-arriving experts the ropes!
If you have any interest in this area, please come and commit!
https://area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/125068/synthetic-biology?referrer=YjdhY2I1OGNlNjVmOWVhNTIyOWVmMDZiM2JiMDZkMmY5YTc0NDExNzU1ZWQ5MTIzMGJlMTAyNzFlNzM2MjY3YwDW6Nx4qgOvu3rvs7-1xHvcB0c8LQ8UvjuUpWWiAnAO0
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Aug 16, 2022 20:16
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Q: 2022 Community Moderator Election Results

JNatModerator election #5 on Chemistry has come to a close, the votes have been tallied, and the new moderators are: They will be joining the existing crew shortly — please thank them for volunteering and share your assistance and advice with them as they learn the ropes! Also, please join me in th...

Nov 16, 2019 16:06
Step 3. "Meh, how hard can the exam be?"
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Nov 16, 2019 16:06
Step 4. Anxiously checking how many others say they've studied for this exam
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Oct 5, 2016 17:18
@pH13-YetanotherPhilipp I AM SLOW but I may show that candidate pH13's brother, Bill Clinton, had an affair with someone I don't care about.
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Sep 20, 2017 14:05
what, you didn't learn to give up in grad school?
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Oct 31, 2019 07:43
If such people just would use some of the energy to improve their questions instead of making long rants on meta.
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Aug 23, 2017 19:20
Do functional group tags really connect people to content they are interested in? Weigh in on meta.
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Oct 18, 2019 16:23
@andselisk hang on, looking for my kalashnikov
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Aug 29, 2018 00:36
Are there any computational chemistry software users that might be interested in this stack exchange? area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/119810/scientific-software
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Jul 25, 2022 20:19
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Q: 2022 Community Moderator Election

CommunityThe 2022 Community Moderator Election is now underway! Community moderator elections have three phases: Nomination phase Primary phase Election phase Most elections take between two and three weeks, but this depends on how many candidates there are. Please visit the official election page at ht...

Jan 16, 2021 14:41
I don't comprehend potatoes; I eat them. Same thing here. — Ivan Neretin yesterday
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Aug 20, 2018 16:20
Another day, another crackpot.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:44
I tried oxidizing them, but your bank uses some really weird paper and it wouldn't light.
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Aug 2, 2018 17:08
Hm
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Jan 3, 2021 00:15
@cngzz1 Not a bad job and quite a bit of it. You're getting the hold of it fast, but I feel like you're sometimes too quick to flag.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:53
Good evening, my chemical brothers.
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Jan 1, 2021 01:00
Happy new year!
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Dec 31, 2020 19:01
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Dec 31, 2020 17:17
Happy New Year! Hope 2021 will be a good year for everyone!
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Jul 19, 2018 23:26
Btw, the bountied questions always attract the same guy who copy pastes text and leaves a comment saying "since I have provided an answer, please give me the reputation".
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Jul 19, 2018 18:37
Loong is too busy naming the type of rant according to IUPAC rules
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Dec 24, 2020 16:06
happy holidays or something like that
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Jul 12, 2018 14:22
Many legends speak of Ivan Neretin's fabled visit, from the days of yore. Some say the boorishness of this chat room turned him off, other say he ventured out to other chat rooms in search of more challenging quests, and yet others say he met a most ignominious end at the hands of a room troll.
But all are unanimous in their belief that the ---King--- User Ivan, who (subtly) challenged the tyranny of Modkind , who scored over a hundred upvotes on an answer, and who cast his vote thousands of times, will one day return to vanquish what ails Chem.SE most!
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Jul 5, 2022 09:47
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Q: So long, and thanks for all the fish

orthocresolIt makes me slightly sad to write this, but after having been a moderator for more than five years, I will be stepping down later this month. This is primarily because I don't have enough time and effort to devote to SE anymore, which is in turn because of Real Life. Most of you will no doubt hav...

Aug 26, 2019 12:43
@andselisk I help those questions, err doubts, by down voting. ;)
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Aug 21, 2019 17:24
@Engineer You are missing the point. Imagine a man with 1000$\$$. Can he marry? Sure. Will he still be a man? Sure. Will he still be a man with 1000$\$$? Not so sure. — Ivan Neretin 33 mins ago
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Dec 3, 2020 15:31
Meh. There's nothing to understand about signaling pathways, says the trivial experience I've had with them. You just repeat funny acronyms until the Stockholm syndrome kicks in and you think you're understanding something
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May 22, 2018 08:02
To those who flag comment chains to be moved to chat: We're only doing that in extreme cases with ongoing conversations. There is absolutely no point retaining something in another place, where it will get even less attention. If it is not worth retaining on the site, it is not worth retaining in chat if the conversation has died down already. I usually just purge the entire chain. So please, make double dead sure whether it is needed or not, and only flag of it's got to go.
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May 20, 2018 18:47
@gateprep Hi! Well, I'd be the culprit of saying you can ask whatever you want, but please stop. This is getting really annoying. Even asking in a public informal chatroom has etiquette, and you're not doing very well with that. Please don't ping any more people in the future.
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Apr 12, 2016 01:49
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May 14, 2018 21:29
@Abcd just because a question is popular does not mean it should be immune to closure. In this case I fully agree with the closure, we cannot have one question discussing 10 steps in a synthesis.
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Mar 25, 2016 00:49
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Mar 28, 2017 18:05
Mar 27, 2017 01:18
From a rudimentary analysis of the pattern of keys pressed, I think "grmpi g" was meant to be "helping". However, it may also have been a Pokemon reference, I am not sure.
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Apr 28, 2018 20:44
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Q: How can we "make it easier for new users to succeed"?

dmckeetl/dr What specific policy changes or behavior changes do you think would lower the barrier to entry for new users represented by the current homework policy? This essay is in response to a recent Stack Overflow blogpost "Stack Overflow Isn’t Very Welcoming. It’s Time for That to Change.". We'...

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Apr 28, 2018 06:39
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Q: Does Stack Exchange really want to conflate newbies with women/people of color?

Nicol BolasThe Stack Overflow Isn’t Very Welcoming blog post says: Too many people experience Stack Overflow as a hostile or elitist place, especially newer coders, women, people of color, and others in marginalized groups. There have been accusations of elitism against SO since time immemorial. Basic...

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