Many legends speak of Ivan Neretin's fabled visit, from the days of yore. Some say the boorishness of this chat room turned him off, other say he ventured out to other chat rooms in search of more challenging quests, and yet others say he met a most ignominious end at the hands of a room troll.
But all are unanimous in their belief that the ---King--- User Ivan, who (subtly) challenged the tyranny of Modkind , who scored over a hundred upvotes on an answer, and who cast his vote thousands of times, will one day return to vanquish what ails Chem.SE most!