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ATaco

Mar 31 03:42

I don't like language flags that just add "Do a thing with the result" and I feel like they exploit the goodwill of established rules.

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mousetail

May 5 14:05

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RubenVerg

Mar 3 22:33

like in nature, plants color themselves to say they're poisonous

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RubenVerg

Mar 13 12:14

@lyxal I always first read it as "osable" as in "can be made into an operating system"

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Adám

Apr 1 07:54

Blog post: Dyalog APL v19.4.1 features highlights.

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mousetail

Feb 12 16:34

That would require touching a Microsoft product, which is against my religion

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Ginger

Mar 5 20:36

I'd set up a website with a single text entry that returns "yes" if the inputted program halts, post it on HackerNews, and sit back and watch

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Adám

May 12 16:43

⍝ No. Shut them all down! Hurry!

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mousetail

Apr 11 18:27

It makes the highway signs confusing sometimes. Exit for Zeeland. Continue for Zeeland

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rydwolf

Apr 10 14:17

"Oh look, there's one stock that's still doing great!" (googles it) "known as the 'fear index'"

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lyxal

May 28 14:29

everyone I ask keeps telling me they don't know

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Adám

Apr 8 09:48

That's not how space travel works. You need to play KSP.

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Neil

Feb 24 10:19

unfortunately there's only an infinite number of names so you'll run out pretty quickly

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Themoonisacheese

Jan 27 12:57

yes, i code golf:
C lub penguin
o tism
d eez nuts
e strogen

g ood meme 👍
o tism again
l yxal
f riendship :)

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Themoonisacheese

Mar 19 10:13

unfortunately python has reached state of popular languages where a design problem of the language is called a "skill issue" and not "this language is fundamentally unfit for this task that you pretend is is fit for"

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DLosc

Mar 4 23:22

Out-of-context title of the day: How do I make it absolutely clear that I'm shooting you in the face?

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DLosc

Mar 31 23:13

@rydwolf Maybe you should ask our other Australian mod. If anyone raises an eyebrow about it, he can tell them he's just JoKing.

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lyxal

Mar 31 12:33

AI created?
I think you will find my work
humanly written

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Seggan

Apr 16 15:01

unesco is impressive for a solo dev

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rydwolf

Feb 13 06:44

Tricked ChatGPT into simultanoeusly telling me how to make TNT and also writing gay fanfic

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mousetail

Apr 14 09:53

True, maybe your coworkers code caused that. GPT-3 was just them removing it from the training set

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Unrelated String

Dec 15, 2024 00:17

This... this pains me to say, but you can golf ẆṚLÞ to UẆU. — Unrelated String 6 secs ago

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lyxal

Mar 22 12:04

0

A: 5 Favorite Letters

Vyxal, 69 bytes (VYXAL) »∆V₆‛B»»∆O←o(»»∆O←u;»»†J₂Ėa»»½Q√√`»W₈vτb5vv∆Z`VYXAL`Zƛ÷*vv‡ð∴Ṡ5IvJ;∩⁋ Try it Online! There is most certainly a more optimal letter set than this. There is also most certainly a shorter approach than this. However, it's too funny to pass up.

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ATaco

Dec 9, 2024 03:27

Let's go Gambling!
[Closed] Ah dang it!
[-10] Ah dang it!
[Duplicate] Ah dang it!

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lyxal

Mar 3 03:52

@lyxal "we're code golfers, we keep a little bytes under our pillows for the golf man in case he comes to town."

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New Posts

Nov 21, 2024 02:43

Please welcome TNB's newest room owners (2024)!

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rydwolf

May 12 19:52

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mousetail 'he-him'

Nov 6, 2024 16:00

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lyxal

Mar 5 00:38

Every time the car is accelerated, 80 new factories are instantiated

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rydwolf

Apr 13 18:07

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rydwolf

Feb 10 00:05

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emanresu A

Nov 15, 2024 10:40

So happy to see C at the top for once! You can actually shave off about 9 bytes by simply replacing the f(a,b){a*=b;} part with 1##& and then just changing your language to Mathematica. — Albert Renshaw Feb 8, 2017 at 23:40

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Ginger

Jun 29, 2024 17:51

> HI Robert,

I am the father of Raghu Ranganathan.

Raghu my son who was 22 is no more, he drowned in the ocean and passed away in Taiwan, we are in Taiwan to bring him back to Chennai.

I remember that he participated in the Jwiki community, but I dont know about his involvement much in your project.

Please let anyone in the technology world who need to know about this tragic event.

Thanks,
Ranga

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emanresu A

Dec 15, 2024 09:43

@emanresuA this turned out to indeed be a terrible idea

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lyxal

Jun 4 23:27

The Great Gatsby explores the JVM dream

Themoonisacheese

Dec 13, 2024 14:28

"Hello i am John Americanov from Texas oblast, leak secret information please?"

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Unrelated String

Apr 7 15:20

you're not even subnormal ;)

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mousetail 'he-him'

Jan 31 16:18

Your brain's branch prediction is working correctly

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Ginger

Nov 18, 2024 20:50

the name's Bond. James Weak Nuclear Bond.

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mousetail 'he-him'

Jan 29 19:35

# coding: braces_indent

def main() {
    print("Hello, World!")
    if True {
        print("Finally, sanity!")
    }
}

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Ginger

Jan 8 17:15

finally, the Alt-Shift-Right

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Themoonisacheese

Jan 27 10:15

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New Posts

Nov 12, 2024 01:00

Voting for room owners just dropped. Vote or you don't get any butter for Christmas

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RubenVerg

Nov 11, 2024 21:46

yeah, it's so you don't use it

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rydwolf

Dec 16, 2024 22:45

"Having sex with your coworkers is bad: a new collision-based hash weakening scheme"

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lyxal

Feb 13 04:38

New CMs just dropped

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caird coinheringaahin g

Oct 21, 2024 14:57

Babe, wake up, they found a new largest known prime number

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Ginger

Dec 13, 2024 13:36

> "No way to prevent people from posting classified documents" says the only web forum where this regularly happens

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Adám

Oct 14, 2024 21:59

Congrats to our very own @RGS for setting a code-bowling programming-related Guinness World Record!

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Neil

Mar 28 19:10

no, you're Gleb

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