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Suppose I like the poop smell. Is there a general code requirement to have one?

I think the products should be renamed as SeldomWet and Ultra-Often Dry.

Translation: This isn't just coding. You'll be in MEETINGS! Lots of glorious meetings where we can interface and achieve synergies to maximize our core competencies while improving the bottom line of our profit centers.

It's like running from a bear. I can't run faster than a bear. But all I have to do is run faster than you.

stackexchange: where being anal retentive is perfectly normal

@TheEvilGreebo if it's worth doing, it's worth way over-doing

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"I was told that the owners never took a shower, due to worry over the walls.". Next question: "How do I remove the stank of the previous owners?".

ah, soffits... good times

I have a great UDP joke for you, but you might not get it

"How to make sure a tike does not busy on a high point in the floor."

I'd just like to point out that @Tester101 just added a 7th answer to a question he was complaining only had 2 answers and had closed because he thought it was opinion based with an answer that quotes the manufacturer's web site.

When looking at suggested edits, think to yourself "If this was my answer/question, would I want somebody adding this to it?", and "Does this make the answer/question better?". If the answer is no, then reject the edit. If you're not sure, just skip it and move on to the next.

Just hold out a map and look confused. Someone will stop and help. It's an Indictable offense here not to.

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or, you can salt your meat and keep it all summer long in the salthouse

And by well, of course, I mean, "this chat is full of pedantic obsessive compulsives"

I could come over and grind a little bit on your floor without my DustBuddy.

I think we need a new SE beta site: C-Wire.SE

> I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's based on a theoretical zombie apocalypse. – BMitch

Yea, I guess that's true. Trolls are distinct from know-it-alls that really don't know much.

there's a joke in there about "Choking your chainsaw" that I am so tempted to make

Welcome to Project Update Thursday: Where programmers discuss comments.

So yesterday a co-worker was asking me about tiling their bathroom floor. She eventually said "if only there was a stack-overflow for this sort of thing"...

@ChrisCudmore I've got a mental image of the incredible hulk asking that question, and then ripping another microwave in half.

remember, not panties, pantie hose

Step Three: Profit

@Aaron Sometimes I just star your comments so they'll be taken out of context. :)

that thing was good for about 6 inches

"Self esteem too high? Try asking a question on Stack Exchange."

@lsiunsuex I didn't die is the top qualifier for safety on DIY right?

You're strapping it on wrong.

burn @TheEvilGreebo at the stake!

WTF. Who the heck ever uses BOTH tape AND dope??

@Tester101 That chat handle makes you look fat.

15A is OK, but 15.00000001A causes the receptacle to explode violently.

if we didn't have a basement, the wife might actually have to sell something we don't have room for

I like @BMitch's answer. "Your TV is being supported by two pieces of paper. That should be all you need to know."

Stages of moderation: 1. I want to be a mod. 2. I am a mod, awesome! 3. I'm afraid I'll break something. 4. Muhahah I have the power, bow before me. 5. Damn, this is too much like work.

it's hard to tell when you guys are joking vs. when you are serious :)

wallpaper! tear down the wall!!!!!

I think this is why parents move after the kids leave home. It's not downsizing, the first house was just a disposable child raising facility.

@TheEvilGreebo Does that idiot have the initials T.E.G?

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NEC 2012 404.19 Inoperable switches. Each building shall contain a minimum of one inoperable switch. Exception: A building containing exactly one switch, shall be exempt.

Or just leave the switch, since NEC says there must be at least one switch that controls nothing.

Urologists are such hypocrites. He touches my junk on every visit, but I run my fingers through his hair ONE TIME and all of a sudden I'M the bad guy??