This South American Tribe Has The Healthiest Arteries Ever Seen

@CowperKettle Once again, it all comes down to diet and exercise.

@M.A.R. It's rially cheap

@Robusto Almost nobody in our office culture is vigorously active four to eight hours a day.

@CowperKettle That pig is a different beast.

Kill or kiss?

@tchrist I don't think it's necessarily vigorous exercise that is needed, but I take your point. My worst period, healthwise, was when I was sedentary due to a knee injury, and I decided to put my energy into coding. I think I mentioned the outcome of that experiment.

@Robusto Curiously, their diet is much higher in carbs than the typical American one.

They also have unusually problems with intestinal worms. Maybe that's the cure.

@alphabet I suspect that's to keep them going while putting in that 4-7 hours of exercise. I couldn't ride my bike for three or four hours at a time without carbs.

They also have high fertility rates. Worms and babies, the keys to heart health.

Of course, only a low-NMF diet can prevent AIDS.

@alphabet NMF?

@Robusto As I've explained, an NMF, or Non-Milk Food, is a food that is not 100% whole cow's milk.

Only a strict no-NMF diet can cure all diseases.

@alphabet Having babies young is for women a way to lower the chances of breast and other cancers.

@Robusto Maybe R Kelly was just trying to reduce cancer rates.

@alphabet I'm sure that was his motivation.

"U on prep?" "Kinda."

(I will not be explaining that joke.)

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