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3:04 PM
@Jez what's this UK thing? Is that like a new kind of cell phone people are voting on?
 
@Jez Still, it seems very stupid for people to voluntarily make their government less representative.
@Mitch "UK" is wrong: the proper name of the country is Britain, or Great Britain, or the United Kingdom. But the last is not preferred, since it is less descriptive.
Anywhere but in the most formal of contexts, just England will do.
 
Jez
@Cerberus is that a joke?
 
No?
 
Like 'Democratic Peoples Republic of wherever'
 
Jez
it should be called the UK
 
3:08 PM
In a formal context, I imagine the pars pro toto is less descriptive.
@Jez No, that's stupid.
 
Because it usually has no relevance to how the guv actually works.
 
Abbreviations are stupid unless they are absolutely necessary.
 
Jez
@Cerberus i'm British, i think i know the name of my country
 
@Cerberus No, you're stupid
 
Why didn't you say "I am UKish"?
"UK" is ugly.
 
Jez
3:09 PM
because the demonym is different from the country name
 
@Cerberus Oh. That's what you meant? I disagree. Abbreviations, if mostly unique, are great. Except ones with 'w', it's like adding extra syllables. the worst.
 
An abbreviation does not deserve to be a full country name unless there is no other option.
@Mitch They're not! They are intransparent.
 
@Cerberus Like UAE. Is that Egypt or some arabic thing?
 
I always have to think about it.
 
@Cerberus not imopaque?
 
3:11 PM
United Arab Emirates? Arabic?
@Mitch What's that?
They are opaque, to be sure.
 
@Cerberus And what is there to unite in Egypt? lower and upper? wasn't that done already? Like before recorded history everywhere else?
 
"America" is better than "the USA", except where you really need the full name for clarity or formality.
@Mitch That was only done around 3200 BC, I believe.
 
@Cerberus you said intransperent, which I take to be opaque, and I doubled down on litotes and double negated the darkness.
 
But, if you negate darkness...
 
@Cerberus "America" kicks every ones ass.
 
Jez
3:12 PM
@Cerberus what's the Dutch electoral system?
 
Besides, you only get m if in- is followed by a labial, such as b/p/m.
@Mitch See? It works!
@Jez Proportional representation.
 
@Cerberus My point exactly. Even China makes up its history before 2000BC, and it wasn't all of chine just some small bits around the yellow river. Or was it the yangtze?
@Cerberus that's doubly depressing.
 
Jez
@Cerberus mmm. it doesn't always work out that well though... i mean you guys have rather dodgy politics don't you?
 
@Cerberus eventually it is.
 
Except that the senate is graded: we elect provincial electors, and they elect senators. But at least the provincial electors are elected proportionally within each province, not winner-take-all.
 
Jez
3:14 PM
i think democracy in general is pretty crap. i've been seriously disillusioned with it all because the people are stupid. best i can think of is selective suffrage, with people over a certain IQ being allowed to vote.
it wouldn't be perfect but would probably result in more competent government
 
@Mitch Mmm I'm not sure whether it is possible to point at a certain area of China and call it the ancient heartland...
 
@Cerberus I think proportional sounds better, but then coalitions get weird and unpredictable.
 
Jez
@Cerberus when it comes to forming coalitions, how is it decided who will be the prime minister?
or the "governing coalition"?
 
@Jez How do you mean? Our politics are a lot better than those in winner-take-all systems.
 
Jez
@Cerberus well it seems to me that Dutch culture is suffering from the kind of over-political correctness of many other Western countries
 
3:16 PM
also two parties, despite being oversimplified, avoid stagnation by Arrow's paradoxes (spoilers, nobody getting anything they actually want, etc)
We're still discussing cell phones, write?
 
@Mitch Well, how do you mean, exactly? The only serious disadvantages are: 1. less stable coalitions; 2. extreme parties can get seats more easily.
 
Jez
@Cerberus also you're going backwards on drugs policy, making cannabis less legal
 
@Jez I was about to say people are stupid and don't think about things when they vote. Nobody votes for things that are actually important. Like Nutella subsidies. I still have time to get on the ballot right? When do pools close?
 
@Jez The Queen (now parliament itself, I believe) appoints a formator, who tries to form a coalition support by a majority. Then the coalition picks the PM and the other ministers. Normally, the PM will be from the largest party within the coalition. It may not be the party leader, though. The coalition decides all.
 
@Cerberus well, whereever it is they say it is (Shang dynasty 2000 BC)
 
Jez
3:19 PM
@Cerberus how is the governing coalition decided on, though? what if there are two different blocs that could work?
 
@Jez Mmm to some degree we have been influenced by Anglo-Saxon, and mainly American, PC-ness, but much less so than in England and America.
@Mitch What does that mean?
 
also, I think they should change the spelling of whereever to whereever. also pasttime to pasttime, and kerfuffle to kerfluffle.
 
Jez
@Cerberus and what about Sweden? doesn't it have PR? yet its politics is way more batshit than even the UK
 
Two parties are the summum of stagnation.
@Jez Mmm the previous minister of Justice tried that, but the overall trend is still towards more liberalization. It's what all the mayors want.
@Jez Parliament decides. If there are two blocks that would work, then there has to be at least one party that would be in both blocks, so that party has to choose which block it wants to be in, assuming all other parties in the block want that coalition.
It is a process of dialogue and polylogue, it can take a long time.
@Jez I think Sweden has PR, but what is wrong with it? It seems to be working well enough?
 
Jez
@Cerberus yeah. one thing that pisses me off about the defence of out FPTP system is that "the electors get what they voted for" whereas they don't with PR. this is obvious crap, because if there is an overall majority, most people get what they voted against.
 
3:23 PM
@Cerberus 1. I was saying they're less stable 2. extreme... on principle should be allowed but somehow circularly they are not desirable (that's why they're called extreme). All I'm saying is just out of curiosity, I'd like to see more proportional voting here in the US. (argh, but then single issue parties!)
 
Jez
@Cerberus it's a disaster. Sweden's politics allows unlimited mass immigration which is destroying Swedish society, and rampant militant feminism. why it's gone so bad I don't know exactly.
 
There's gotta be a object oriented way to design voting. like dependency injection of issues.
 
Jez
perhaps too much influence from the Greens, who are crazy in pretty much every country.
they screwed up nuclear power in Germany. i wish they'd go away.
 
@Jez I'm not exactly sure what you mean, but, with PR, more people get what they want than with winner-take-all. In other words, far fewer votes are "thrown away" (if you supported the losing candidate in your constituency, your vote is worth nothing, you might as well not have voted).
 
Jez
@Cerberus yeah i agree that it's a lot fairer. the problem i've seen more recently, though, is that people are just idiots.
so fairly representing the votes of idiots won't work either.
 
3:25 PM
@Jez 1) they don't have that many immigrants and also, they (like most European countries) need more people coming in because they're not having enough babies on their own. 2) what's wrong with 'feminism' (parity among sexes)?
 
Jez
i honestly think universal suffrage is overrated. intelligent people deciding on things would be better.
 
@Cerberus I think it's weird for the government body to elect it's own smaller leadership, but that's because I'm not used to it.
 
@Mitch I don't think I can disagree with any of that. 1. Our coalitions are not always stable, but there is a natural mechanism that stabilises them: ruling parties usually lose the next elections, so they don't like to kill their coalition prematurely. 2. Indeed, they should be allowed on principle, I agree. But it is still a disadvantage. The only thing I can say is that they also fade away more quickly if they have been allowed to get seats more quickly.
 
Jez
@Mitch "The foreign born comprised 15.4 percent of the Swedish population in 2012, up from 11.3 percent in 2000 and 9.2 percent in 1990"
of course we have the same thing in the UK. only UKIP have a policy that would curtail it and predictably they're called racist.
@Mitch modern feminism is about anything but equality. it's about female entitlement.
they have long-since achieved equality of opportunity.
 
@Cerberus voting theory: everybody really has a ranking of the candidates (not just the top one out of all of them) and so if there are more than 2 candidates, mathematically, when combining the individual rankings, there's always the possibility of the vote coming out not really what it's obvious that people actually want.
 
3:28 PM
@Jez Well, Sweden is still one of the best countries in the world, better than my and your countries, I believe. Immigration is not so extreme, that's just what the populists say. And, besides, immigration laws are as they are because most Swedes want them so. Lastly, I believe anti-immigration parties have been on the rise of late—at least they have a chance, unlike UKIP in England, which is punished by winner take all.
 
The best example of that is 3 candidates, where the third candidate is a spoiler, takes votes away from one candidate, who would win if there were only two candidates.
 
Jez
@Cerberus looking at some of the news coming out of Sweden, i find that hard to believe
@Cerberus yeah, FPTP is painfully bad. i cringe every time i hear someone defending it.
 
@Jez That problem is central to democracy and cannot be solved by election systems. But it's still not so bad: our countries are doing better than ever in most respects, e.g. crime, healthcare, wealth, education, etc. It is as Churchill said: other systems have proven worse.
 
@Jez argh. that's ... not fair. are saying because men have been entitled forever, that feminism is trying to turn that around? and so then it'd be unfair to men?
 
Jez
and the worst thing is, the Conservatives have managed to hoodwink the people into thinking the very thing that is the problem - the constituency system - is really valuable, and we need to keep it.
they think their MP represents them.... even when most people didn't even vote for their MP. how are people so stoopid?
 
3:31 PM
@Mitch I'm not sure what you mean, but parliament is not a governing body: it is legislative and "corrective".
 
Jez
@Mitch huh? that sentence didn't parse.
 
@Mitch I think I know what you mean, and that is what preferential voting is for?
You mark several candidates in order of preference on the ballot.
 
well, shit. I forgot that I ordered a Döner before going to wait in the city hall waiting room for an hour.
 
Jez
@Cerberus yeah, but we haven't tried selective suffrage.
 
@Jez there's always that. But there's no guarantee that a select group of smart people (whoever decided who's smart?) would do things right. I think if you voted for rulers directly it's a psychological trick to convince you it's your own fault for chosing them, instead of rioting.
 
3:32 PM
delivery man must've been pissed.
shrugs it off because is oblivious to the plights of others
 
@Jez It works really great in racing.
 
@Jez It is all true, just look at the actual stats. Don't believe propaganda, be it from established parties or populists. The media like to blow up salient criminal cases and such, but in reality...
 
Jez
@Mitch think of the kind of people you'd like to see in charge. are they smarter than average?
 
@Mitch That is mostly solved by PR.
 
@Cerberus legislative and corrective are not governing? I don't get it.
@Jez I meant 'are you saying...'.
 
Jez
3:34 PM
@Mitch oh. then i guess i am saying that. in fact, it has turned it around.
 
@Jez It is interesting, but there are problems. Are IQ tests really the right testing tool? Won't that create an underclass of angy, disinfranchised rebels? Who will make sure their interests are taken care of? How about fraud? Who will make and judge the IQ tests? Etc.
 
@Cerberus Oh. Right. Yes, preferential voting must be what you call it. There are mathematical problems with it (wiki Arrow's theorem) which actually can turn into practical problems (but those problems are inherent in just single-choice voting).
 
@Jez Selective suffrage is truly the idea of aristocracy from Antiquity: let the best men rule. But it has serious problems.
 
Jez
@Cerberus nowadays, we have computers that could potentially generate new IQ tests each election on some predetermined formula. they wouldn't be biased.
 
@GeorgePompidou they have their own plights to worry about.
 
3:36 PM
@Mitch True: democracy is a great way of quelling unrest.
 
@Jez In the US congress, senators yes (mostly), and representatives no (mostly). That is, there's a mix.
 
@Mitch Governing is executing laws and policies; legislative is making laws. Corrective is telling the executive power that they are not executing the laws properly. Your parliament is just as legislative as ours, and also quite corrective of the executive.
 
Jez
@Cerberus maybe they weren't selecting the "best men" correctly.
 
@Mitch I am sure there are some problems, but like which?
@Jez Meh, I don't believe it. Who programs the computers? Who can guarantee that they won't get hacked by Russia?
 
Jez
@Cerberus again, i go back to the question of who you'd really like to see governing.
 
3:39 PM
@Jez Oh. I don't know enough actual facts to say anything. What's wrong with more than 50% female gov representatives? What are other things that men are discriminated against a lot in Sweden?
 
@Jez That is one of the central problems. The other is that they will not be representative of the population, which can be a huge problem.
 
Jez
most of the time, when people say "i'd like to see THON in charge", thon is someone whom i'd consider smarter than average.
and i agree that thon would be a good person to make legislation.
 
@Jez Smart people, ethical people, people who represent the population properly, or at least people can be punished by the population if they don't do well, also by the lower classes.
So it's just very complicated.
 
@GeorgePompidou you go to a deeper level of hell for each preposition you end up with.
 
Jez
@Cerberus if i can accept that i may need smarter people than me to make the laws, others should be able to :-)
 
3:41 PM
oh! turns out my Mitbewohnerin received my food for me!
she's so nice!
 
Jez
and i'm rather selfish!
 
@Jez Sure, but smart people may still be unethical, or they might cause problems with representation.
 
@Cerberus you mean the executive is who sends out the preposition-enforcing stormtroopers? Thanks Obama.
 
Jez
@Cerberus what "problems with representation"?
 
@Mitch That is one of their tasks. Obama and his ministers are your executive, your government proper. Of course colloquially, we call parliament and city councils and mayors and presidents and ministers and judges and policemen etc. "the government", also known as "the state" in the general sense (as opposed to "the state of New York"). So that is the broader sense; the narrow sense is "the executive".
> Won't that create an underclass of angy, disinfranchised rebels? Who will make sure their interests are taken care of?
 
Jez
3:45 PM
@Mitch parenting rights. women always get the presumption of custody.
maternity leave. women get the luxury of a year's paid leave, men don't
more female college graduates than male. women under 30 earn more than men for the same work.
society has over-corrected.
yet modern feminism still claims women are oppressed.
it teaches women to feel vulnerable and launch rape allegations at the drop of a hat.
 
@Cerberus spoiler candidates (in single (not preferential) voting) is the simplest problem. It is equivalent to the vote tallying algorithm of 'take the candidate with the most topmost of all preferences' but this is contrary to the algorithm (which most would think is fairer) of 'take the candidate who is ranked higher than all others (count the pairs in which A is over B, so it could be C > A > B for one voter, but collecting all A>B pairs is more than C>B pairs).
 
@Mitch Oh, like that. That can mostly be solved with PR combined with PV.
 
@GeorgePompidou she's already turned you in to the authorities for poor choice of food. Really, you should eat better. If only to stay out of jail. It's not her, it's the rules. Actually the food in jail is probably pretty good. Wait, that's in Sweden, where the women run the place.
 
We have a kiesdrempel, which is IMO essential to PR.
 
Jez
@Mitch the funny thing is that defenders of FPTP say it's the "simplest" and therefore easiest to understand system. this is bullshit. because of the spoiler candidates, people are always worried about doing tactical voting. with preferential voting, it would be much simpler for people to just rank candidates with no tactical consideration.
 
3:49 PM
um… what's better than a döner?
 
All valid votes divided by the number of seats is the kiesdrempel: so it is the number of votes you need to get in order to obtain a seat.
 
hehe. my Mitbewohnerin is called Juke. it's pronounced in German but every time I get a text from her I'm like HAHAHAHA JUKE
cause I'm an ignorant American
 
Jez
@Cerberus isn't that just the simplest form of PR?
 
@GeorgePompidou You know what is a common Dutch name? Joke.
@Jez Yes.
 
@Jez um... that's everywhere (except Islamic countries; I mean the husband gets custody by default, but surely its some woman doing the caretaking)
 
3:52 PM
The question is, what do we do with spillover votes, i.e. if Mister X gets more than the kiesdrempel?
That is what party lists are for.
 
Jez
@Mitch it didn't used to be. feminism turned that around and now it's the expected norm. UKIP actually want to equal things out there.
 
But there are some problems with those lists, which might be solved with PV.
 
@Cerberus that's not as funny as Juke.
JUKE JUKE JUKE JUKE
 
@GeorgePompidou Why not?
 
@Jez I don't see any of those as a problem. Like if you're a dude, it's your own fault if you're not graduating college.
 
Jez
3:53 PM
@Cerberus yeah, this topic has been done to death. it's pretty obvious what the best proportional systems are for fairly representing people's votes. the problem is convincing the knuckle-dragging morons.
 
it just isn't man, I don't know. it didn't make me laugh as much.
I think because juke has a slang/pop/sexual connotation.
and joke is just a regular word.
 
@Jez I mostly agree.
 
Jez
@Mitch it's not your fault if you have women-only degrees or funding just for girls' education etc.
 
@GeorgePompidou Ahah, what's the sexual meaning?
 
do you know what juking is?
 
3:54 PM
Joke is a joke.
 
@Jez pretty much everywhere they are. men are jerks. the prison population of men is way larger than that for women. Oh no! Women are oppressing men there too!
 
it's like sexual dancing
 
Noted.
Now I must go, bye!
 
Jez
@Mitch uhm, yes, they absolutely are. men's jail sentences for the same crimes are harsher.
if women want equality, they should be campaigning against that.
in fact some feminists call for an end to any jailing of women.
 
Sorry, but 1) ending a sentence with a preposition is not bad form, and 2) "are" is not a preposition. — Robusto 41 secs ago
 
3:56 PM
if women want equal pay, they should start insisting we split the bill every time I put my credit card down on a restaurant bill.
 
Jez
@Mitch also, just to let you know, when you say "men are jerks", it sounds to me like "women are bitches" would to you.
 
@Cerberus 'kiesdrempel'? That sounds like it'd go good with coffee.
 
because that's probably where half my income goes.
 
Jez
@Mitch go well
 
@Jez shoot. this whole time I thought you guys are crazy because I read 'PR' as public relations, like you guys think advertising fixes everything.
 
Jez
3:59 PM
an annoyingly ambiguous initialism
 
Mitch you still haven't said what's possibly healthier than a döner
 
Jez
@GeorgePompidou are you in the UK?
 
D to the E to the utschland
so no.
 
Jez
interesting. i thought donner kebabs were just popular here and in turkey.
 
I'm in no kingdom of any sort.
 
Jez
4:00 PM
then again i guess there are a bunch of turkish immigrants in DE
 
they are mostly popular in Germany.
 
@Jez well, cistern, whatever, you're just throwing away good coffee.
@GeorgePompidou what? and give up a free meal? I'd like some kriesdumpel mit mein doner.
 
ffs it's spelled döner
 
@Jez and you get upset when white people are called honkies or cracker?
 
British English: 'kind regards' or 'best regards'?
 
Jez
4:03 PM
@GeorgePompidou what are donner kebabs like in germany? do you have chilli sauce with them?
 
neither, just say "go to hell"
 
Jez
@GlenTheUdderboat best regards
 
@Jez Thanks. You too, George. :)
 
I haven't a clue what a doner kebabs is.
 
Jez
@GeorgePompidou umlauts are decidedly un-English
 
4:04 PM
@GeorgePompidou I'll do that when you and @tchrist get me a keyboard where it's easy to do all them accents and stuff and I don't have to remember codes.
 
for god's sake why can't everyone just have a mac
they're just so much insanely better
 
Jez
big mac?
don't like all the little bits of chopped up onion. spoils the taste.
did you see that documentary that had a guy in that eats 3 big macs a day?
 
@GeorgePompidou Wait? Did I claim something like that? A doner will kill you. They're outrageously big. It's germany's way of catching up with the US in obesity rates.
 
Jez
he's not fat or anything.
 
onion is the taste, you dingus.
 
Jez
4:06 PM
so any Brits in here, are you going to watch the election coverage tonight?
actually there arent any other Brits
 
@Mitch Also, tests 'prove' that whatever kind of meat you ask for, you'll always get another animal.
 
@GeorgePompidou I don't want dingus on my big mac. there's no accounting for taste.
@GlenTheUdderboat I expect doner to be really good. and it's just kinda not that good. Maybe it needs sauce.
Like honey ranch or raspberry-acai vinaigrette
 
@Mitch Garlic. Beats them all. Always.
 
Jez
@Mitch in the UK donners come with sauce by default
 
@GeorgePompidou How about a grilled cheese with bacon? OK, that's not healthier but it's yummier.
 
Jez
4:09 PM
but steaming juicy donner meat is still nice on its own
what really sucks is when they leave it too long and it dries out though
 
@Jez You need to eat quicker.
 
@GlenTheUdderboat mmm nice. or more tahini sauce (garlicky of course)
 
Jez
@GlenTheUdderboat nah they delivered it to me dry once
 
@GlenTheUdderboat It takes a family of four a week to finish off a small doner. You ask too much
 
Jez
@Mitch and what about chippys? they literally give me about 2 potatoes worth of chips for a small portion
 
Jez
oh, i have an unrelated question to all of you: what would you understand the term "calendar month" to mean?
 
@Mitch This small?
 
@Jez haha. I have no idea what 'chippys' are. You just jumped to another universe for me.
 
Jez
@Mitch uk chip shop
 
@Jez instead of 4 weeks or 31 days, it means by label of the month changing.
 
4:14 PM
@Jez Any period that runs from the first to the last day of the same calendar month. Hmm, somewhat circular, I guess.
 
Jez
@Mitch right. that was my understanding. but i just had the opposite definition given to me by my doctor's surgery. they call "every 28 days" a "calendar month".
crazy
 
@Jez Oh. I expect fish and chips to be better too. too greasy. and I kind of like ketchup which they just don't do.
 
Jez
better than what?
 
@Jez oh. that does sound weird.
 
@Jez it's a month on a calendar rather than a month on a gorgenschplürklibaprrrrrt.
 
4:15 PM
@Jez "consecutive days", I hope.
 
the two are often confused.
 
@Jez better than I expect. high expectation. Oh, I know why now! They should come with tartar sauce for me to really think they're great. goes good with chips too
@GeorgePompidou I didn't know you knew Icelandic.
 
I'm not surprised.
there are many things about me which you do not know.
like that I'm actually a mermaid.
 
@GeorgePompidou Mermaids are Danish. Not Icelandic.
 
who said they are icelandic?
this whole conversation makes no sense thanks to you two.
 
Jez
4:17 PM
damn this is really annoying. today, our old office blinds were replaced with these new "canvas" pulldown blinds that don't properly shut out the sun. so i still have the sunlight annoying me, shining through.
any the hell do people go for these worthless blinds? and we had perfectly good ones before.
 
you should murder your boss.
that oughta fix it
 
@GeorgePompidou Who said that somebody said that mermaids are Icelandic?
 
crl
mermaids are just good looking sea lions
 
you implied it
 
@GeorgePompidou You read it as such.
 
4:19 PM
no. you implied it.
 
@GeorgePompidou At least I didn't say it.
 
I'm sorry but to any reasonable person, your contradiction implied that I thought they were Icelandic.
which is absurd.
 
Totally absurd. Of course.
 
everyone knows asparagus is Slovakian.
and not Romanian.
 
@GeorgePompidou I do now. Sort of.
 
crl
4:20 PM
Reductio ad absurdum
 
I mean, what kind of bewilderingly mind-fucked shithead would think otherwise.
 
@GeorgePompidou Actually... green or white asparagus?
 
purple!
purple asparagooses!
gah, I hate people named Guy.
what a cretinous name.
 
Jez
lol
 
@GeorgePompidou I'm actually puzzled by people called 'George'. Why not 'Georges'. (Is that plural?)
 
4:27 PM
obviousment
the finite state transducer of English plurality clearly says so
 
@Mitch Kies = choose; drempel = threshold.
 
@Cerberus Kies = cheese; drempel = grilled
 
OK my mistake.
 
@GlenTheUdderboat are you puzzled by the people with that name, or just by the name?
 
Teach me moar Dutch!
 
4:36 PM
@Cerberus You need it, man.
 
I know!
 
God save the Queen!
 
Our current Queen is only a Queen-Consort.
 
May God consort the Queen!
 
god shave the queen
 
4:38 PM
Shaving Ryan's Privates
 
She is Argentine, so she probably needs lots of shaving.
 
@Jez They needed dusting. Easier to throw out.
@Cerberus She's ... Sonia Gandhi?
@Cerberus I think that's unfair. It's not the quantity it's the color.
Dutch women... OK I won't go there.
 
@Mitch Máxima Zorregieta.
@Mitch It will be dark.
 
@GeorgePompidou He who implied it, supplied it.
 
I don't understand that sentence.
 
4:44 PM
@GeorgePompidou I didn't know that. Should I know that now?
 
no.
was there a letter that at some point, at least in German, which meant 'ck'
or whose position in words has, in modern times, been replaced by 'ck'
 
you mean like ess-zett was for ess and zed together?
 
um... i don't know
but we should make one called tseh-kah, which looks like a funny 'epsilon' just to make everything parallel.
 
I bet @tchrist would know
he knows this kinda stuff.
why can't you be more like him.
cries
 
4:56 PM
@GeorgePompidou Nein.
Ck is, just as in English and Dutch, an alternative spelling of k and/or hard c.
 
bist du sicher?
 
99%.
Why?
I speak to you as a palaeographer.
 
in the seal of the city of Osnabrück, there's a strange thing
what is that?
 
bad kerning?
 
middle ages kerning
Niedersachsen
is right next to the Niederlände
but not one of them.
despite the collective Niederness
anyway, have I caused a segmentation fault in the old Cerb'?
or is he just taking a while to process this
 
5:02 PM
bathroom break?
fire alarm but no fire?
 
or maybe fire but no fire alarm.
 
What if the fire alarm catches on fire? The designers didn't think of that, did they?
 
huh. apparently my German Krankenversicherung supports acupuncture. is that even real medicine?
is confused
@Mitch I'm like 99% sure they did, and you're dumb
 
@JohanLarsson: "In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg." —Bjarne Stroustrup.
 
@Cerberus you alright, bud?
@Robusto I met that guy a few months ago!
 
5:06 PM
@Robusto :)
 
he dresses really poorly
actually I didn't meet him but I was at a thing where he was
 
@GeorgePompidou That is a just a ligature of the letters c and k.
 
@GeorgePompidou Sounds like a programmer.
 
he works at morgan stanley with this family friend of mine
 
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A: A ligature "og"

CerberusThat is indeed a ligature and so called in palaeography. It is completely normal in many Mediaeval and Early-Modern scripts. The ligature æ is of the same type. From the Wikipedia article on ligature: In writing and typography, a ligature occurs where two or more graphemes or letters are join...

 
5:10 PM
does a ligature not make a new letter?
isn't an eszett also a ligature?
 
I think eszett has gone so far beyond the ligature that is its own letter.
'fl' gets mushed together real close but doesn't make a whole new letter.
 
but not the ck? how about the æ?
also, I'm not listening to ya Mitch
 
ae became a-umlaut
 
I seek an expert's opinion
 
@GeorgePompidou what?
 
5:13 PM
@GeorgePompidou It was originally a ligature, I believe, but it developed into its own thing.
AE normally isn't considered a letter.
 
but it's its own character.
surely the universal character set isn't wrong
 
There is a definitional problem.
What is a letter?
What is a character?
What is a ligature?
These are ultimately not answerable questions.
 
such a philosopher
what is it: tacuisse, philosiphum manuisse?
 
I am only speaking as a simple palaeographer.
 
I say that while eating cake with a knife
 
5:18 PM
To have remained silent is to have remained a philosopher? I'm not sure that accusative would be correct...
 
I think you are rather a paleo... reader.
 
What of it?
 
@Cerberus look man I can't be bothered with all this 'case' and 'grammar' and stuff. I'm trying to get stuff done
@Cerberus YOu're not writing the old stuff, otherwise you'd be 500 years by now
 
@Mitch What stuff?
@Mitch I already existed in Antiquity...
 
5:46 PM
I wanted to try the paleo diet but couldn't find any wooly mammoth meat at the supermarket.
Also, and this is more to the point, didn't the paleo diet involve long periods of starvation? Not sure I'd enjoy that.
 
Have you looked in the elephantine aisle?
It certainly did.
 
6:05 PM
@Robusto a good bunch of parasites will make those pounds shed right off!
 
 
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Jez
so
i propose to turn this place into something of a UK elections chatter station in the next 24 hours :-D
failing that, does anyone have any ideas where i could go to get UK political chat?
great. place is like a morgue. oh well.
 
 
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@Jez there's politics in the UK? I thought it was just an old lady in a castle giving out awards to pop singers.
oh, I suppose there's men in wigs too. they still persecute the homosexuals, right?
pesky homos. haven't they read the scripture?
 

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