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4:00 PM
also this Kyle guy is just a lunatic.
 
He’ll get better: we’re just past the New Moon phase.
 
he's obviously just picking on me in my answer's comments. claiming that you need to use "that" in "I cannot comprehend that it's red"
 
Or he doesn’t know English.
 
that too.
 
Certainly the entire comment chain taken as a whole has hit the Not Constructive or Too Chatty stage, after which there is no return.
 
4:03 PM
that's why I deleted my angry reply to him. washing my hands of that.
 
But I kinda no longer understand the question either.
 
it is a stupid question.
 
That’s not very polemically correct, now is it?
 
not much more so than your comment about my potential question.
 
I think this answer is right if you simply add the word "overall" or "holistic" to the question (which is what I assumed to mean anyway). Obviously, if you take it to mean "literally the precisely identical word-by-word meaning" you can only achieve that by replacing a word (or words) with synonyms, which its and it's are not, making it definitionally impossible, no? — Jaydles ♦ 22 hours ago
I think the user has asked exactly the wrong question.
If I understand his goal, which I probably do not.
@nneonneo I’ve been thinking about your question, and I have an idea I would like you to please consider. I believe that finding a sentence where swapping its/yours/theirs for it’s/your’s/their’s does not change its meaning is not what you need to prove that this problem is unsolvable by simple spellchecking software. Rather, I believe what you need is a sentence where that change produces a valid sentence whose meaning is different. After all, if the meaning doesn’t change, then it wouldn’t matter how it is spelled. Only spelling changes that change meaning matter. See? — tchrist 19 hours ago
 
4:06 PM
in Lounge<C++> on Stack Overflow Chat, 7 mins ago, by sehe
A programmer left his rich parents to pursue his dream of creating orchestral music. He favored composition over inheritance.
Not pun but wordgame
 
@JohanLarsson They don’t do limericks very well over there, do they?
 
dunno, come and see?
 
in any case, I think my question about the meaning of same meaning could be a good one, because I think Jaydles is wrong in that quote.
you don't need to only replace words with synonyms to achieve same meaning. you can also change the order, make a sentence passive case, etc.
 
Wordplay is the only form of humor that is achieved without making light of someone else’s misfortune.
 
and it still has (sort of mathematically?) the same meaning.
aside from you thinking it's lame, will it get closed/held/permanently cast to the land of misery and despair?
 
4:08 PM
@tchrist not sure, can't counter it on the spot though.
 
Normally, “humor” is that form of comedy which derives from observing another’s tragedy. Wordplay alone is not.
 
@GeorgeCapote What would your question actually be, and then would it be on topic for ELU (as opposed to philosophy.stackexchange.com)?
 
@Mitch I think this is an X–Y problem.
He wants X but thinks Y is the way to get X so asks how to get Y.
 
16 hours ago, by Robusto
Sorry, we don't open for ego-salving until 9:00 a.m. EST
 
if I summarized it in a chat-friendly sentence or two, would you advise me on whether or not it's on topic?
 
4:11 PM
Shoulda got here sooner.
 
@tchrist is totally right. but I think I can formulate it so that it works for the site.
 
We close at 10:00.
 
only an hour?
 
@GeorgeCapote Often, mathematical meaning is just truth value. That is not what one usually expects when talking about language.
 
@GeorgeCapote Except on the first Monday of the week, when the ego-salving service is suspended during the regularly scheduled fire drill.
 
4:14 PM
the following sentences: "This morning I asked a question on ELU", "I asked a question on ELU this morning", "This morning, a question was asked by me on ELU", "I asked a question on ELU today before it was noon." <-- do these sentences have the "same meaning" by a reasonably accepted definition thereof? By which common meanings of "same meaning" would those sentences not have the same meaning? Explain.
yes yes, but I am very angry and will be insistent.
my actual question would be better thought out.
is thought-out hyphenated usually?
 
@GeorgeCapote Reply hazy try again.
But we are now up to 15 answers.
 
oh no >.< now Hans Adler is back in.
 
@GeorgeCapote They make the listener feel different things, all very similar but not identical. They have 'mostly the same meaning' but not identical meanings.
 
@GeorgeCapote It is decidedly so.
 
how does their meaning differ?
of course they make you feel different things
I could play Beethoven like a robot and you wouldn't feel anything. but I'm still playing the same notes!
they're said differently, they're not identical, but they are conveying the literal exact same idea.
 
user116848
4:19 PM
@Mitch Can I say both had/have here: "We were wondering if you'd/have given any thought as to what we're gonna tell the crew of this ship."
 
they're said differently, they're not identical, but they are conveying the literal exact same idea.
anyway, on-topic or should I just give up and actually do some jira tasks today...?
 
@GeorgeCapote Then we need to specify a common exact meaning of 'meaning'. Because it is slippery, and you're choosing one side and others are choosing the other side.
 
that seems to be a lot of good questions on this site though. people usually ask for what's most common or what most people mean.
I suppose that's how English works?
 
@Arrowfar Yes, you can say '...if you'd given...' or '...you've given...' but they are not identical in meaning.
very close, just not identical.
 
user116848
@Mitch Okay. So with have, my sentence is still grammatical?
 
4:38 PM
The situation is you were asked what we're gonna tell the crew.
The difference is:
had - subtle expectation that something else relevant happened in the meantime.
have -without that expectation
both grammatical.
Depends on context which is best.
 
5:13 PM
sigh. I'm asking how to not use regex to parse html and some guy's comment is "Please don't use regex to parse html."
super constructive.
 
Some people don't read the questions carefully before answering.
 
oh, great, he linked me to his brilliant 30 page post on why I shouldn't use regex to parse html.
yeah, I suppose I shouldn't fuss about it.
 
@GeorgeCapote Where?
 
I posted a Q on SU about fonts not working and got answers ranging from "ask how to do html on SO" to "install the fonts" (I did, duh, and said so) to "just specify the font in the document" (I did, that part works, I said so in the Q, that isn't what I'm asking about)
 
5:17 PM
hahaha. tchrist swoops in
/ everyone stand back /
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 this is what happens when you aren't strict with noobs. noobs start running the shop
j/k
 
You’re actually going through the DOM, not trying to parse HTML. There is no reason whatso<TMETIC EXPLETIVE>ever why not to use a pattern match on the content of the duly retrieved DOM elements, and in fact, every reason to do so.
@MattЭллен Aren’t noobs those things that victims of breast cancer who’ve had a mastectomy get put in as replacements for the excised tissue?
 
yeah, I figured. the guy did suggest a thing though. I didn't think of xpath.
 
@MattЭллен My Q has 4 answers. 3 of them are wrong before they're posted, so I downvoted them. One is right, but doesn't solve the problem at all, so I didn't vote it up.
 
And if you can parse that, you’re a better man than the Stanford Parser.
 
5:22 PM
but are the wrong ones... dangerously wrong?
(I read that in the help docs for this site. you should only downvote if they are dangerously wrong)
 
@GeorgeCapote Why? And also, define dangerous?
 
@GeorgeCapote Well, they are wrong in that they completely and totally fail to address the question as asked, and instead address other, hypothetical questions I did not ask.
 
@GeorgeCapote xpath is pretty darned popular. I in this case might hazard to presume this is some proxy measure of its usefulness, however unreasonable that would be as a generality.
 
why what? I was being disingenuous with the dangerous comment.
 
5:26 PM
@tchrist So have you looked up the etymologies yet?
Singe is from Latin simia, "ape".
 
I wonder if that guy with the xpath answer downvoted Mr. Shiny's answer...
 
@GeorgeCapote I was unaware that there was anything anywhere purporting that the sole justification for downvoting was peril.
 
Guenon appears to be from the germanic root water.
 
!!learn run "<>i.imgur.com/qe2kV89.gif"
 
@Cerberus Yes, I know. It’s the morphological sexual dimorphism that perplexes me.
 
5:27 PM
@GeorgeCapote Must be. my witty comment seems to have caused him to undo his downvote.
 
> When should I vote down?
Use your downvotes whenever you encounter an egregiously sloppy, no-effort-expended post, or an answer that is clearly and perhaps dangerously incorrect.
but once again, I was just messing around.
 
@kwak Jarvis is absent
 
@kwak what? why!? Because having the rear tire hit your legs is fun?
 
Jez
yay, england 1-2-3 in the squash :-P
 
@Cerberus I suppose guenon is closer to genau than to mais non. :)
 
5:29 PM
@GeorgeCapote I consider it egregiously sloppy to answer questions that were not asked instead of the one that was asked. At least, without justification for why the OQ is wrongly formulated, or something.
 
@MattЭллен Did anyway bring an athame for drawing the summoning matrix with?
 
@tchrist OK well, the etymologies do not explain how they came to be most frequently used for those sexes.
 
Lamentably not.
 
yes yes, Mr. Shiny. I don't even know which question/answers you were talking about. I just wanted to say something I thought was worth a chuckle.
 
Genau is from water as well?
I can hardly believe that...
 
5:31 PM
No no.
 
I'm not one to talk about the proper reasons to downvote, with my obvious ego/anger issues.
 
OK.
 
@tchrist I don't know
 
I meant that there is no /e/ in the first syllable.
 
But anyway, you now know how to look up the etymologies of French words.
 
5:32 PM
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Q: Some Unicode fonts not working in Windows 7

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇My use-case is that I want to display Egyptian Hieroglyphics: 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 These are part of Unicode 5.2. I tried installing the Aegyptus font, as well as the Google Noto fonts. The result is t...

 
Thanks.
 
@tchrist E is often /ə/.
 
@Cerberus Yes, of course.
 
that's hilarious
am I supposed to see the hieroglyphics?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh well, there's your problem, right there, mate, in the question. I mean, Windows 7, innit! Sixty quid, please.
 
5:35 PM
is there a /me in this chat? or am I going to look like an idiot?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇: 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜!! — Cerberus 13 secs ago
 
@AndrewLeach -1 reading comprehension. It works in other windows 7s
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Something smells very wrong about the Chrome notion.
 
Ouch!
I didn't know Chrome was that bad.
@GeorgeCapote Yes. I see them.
 
@tchrist The Chrome answer? I tried the plugin. It doesn't work.
 
5:36 PM
I see dead characters.
 
I feel so left out...
 
I call it the seventh sense.
 
@GeorgeCapote You would see them, if you had the right fonts installed, and were using FF, and don't have whatever it is that is preventing my workstation from doing the right thing.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Not having a fontsub algo unless both those hold true seems broken by misdesign.
 
@tchrist Yeah but I can verify that Chrome doesn't work at all on any of my test machines, real or virtual, for automatically showing the hieroglyphs.
 
5:38 PM
I'm going to install them.
 
@tchrist Also it seems that the font-sub isn't fully broken in Chrome. I think the problem only happens on SMP characters. frickin' SMP.
 
Furthermore, there seems to be a superserious misunderstanding about what a language is, what a script is, and what a font is.
 
I think the exchange between you and Artjom could be constructive to leave.
 
makes his saving throw against epilepsy
 
even though one is a nonsensical rant and the other is an interesting read.
 
5:41 PM
I would like a linkban against Zalgo.
And pie.
à la mode.
 
@tchrist Dead?
 
@Cerberus Holy.
 
Not quite the same thing.
 
Hieroglyphics are dead characters. And holy ones.
Not to mention wholly dead.
 
They are holy glyphs.
 
5:45 PM
I said that already.
Twice even.
 
You forgot the clicking — Artjom B. 24 mins ago
 
Poor Martha. She has a sticky keyboard.
 
I see that this is the beginning of the end of the its/it's question. if you guys tell me that it's completely non-constructive and useless to post my "same meaning" question, I won't post it. otherwise I will, as otherwise all will be lost.
awkward dual 'otherwise' please ignore it.
 
@GeorgeCapote post it on philosophy, not here.
 
I'm not quite confident enough for that.
 
5:48 PM
She is clamatorially stuttering, the poor dear.
ANYTHING CAN BE GOOGLED!!!!!!!!!! That doesn't make the results authoritative, reliable, or correct. This is not a general reference question, and anyone who voted to close it as such needs to have their close-voting privileges revoked. Enough already! — Marthaª Jul 24 at 20:32
 
you know how those philosophers can get.
 
@GeorgeCapote I would not bother if it were up to me.
 
okay, it's scrapped. I need to metaphorically take a chill pill.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 hitting the rear tire while using it? nah I don't think you do, it would be like walking on a line, unnatural
 
how is that rant saying regular expressions isn't sophisticated? this isn't a matter of sophistication...
I just took a literal entire class on regular expressions
actually, this is probably just a moot point
lalala.
 
5:56 PM
@GeorgeCapote are you referring to the "don't-parse-html-with-regex" rant? The point is that you cannot express arbitrary html parsing with a single regex, because regex isn't capable of doing that.
 
I'm just picking on the word choice.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Not true for most people.
 
@tchrist The key word is "arbitrary"
 
@GeorgeCapote Yes, we’ve all had automata theory.
 
maybe if the rant explained better, it just seems to repeat itself though.
I got an A in it ^.^
 
5:58 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It is difficult to write a pattern for matching arbitrary HTML, and nearly foolish to try. But that does not mean it cannot be done.
 
I'm not sure how though... I think the professor was very nice to us.
 
@tchrist A single pattern?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 As I said.
 

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