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2:00 PM
Someday I'm going to go aroudn finding random internet pics and asking questions about what they are
 
"I saw this elephant on the internet. Is it grammatically correct?"
 
Holla.
 
i haz noo ipad
 
oooooooo
iz it shiny?
 
2:04 PM
dunno opnin box rite now
 
ooooo. exsytin
 
wut 4 1 need's iPad?
 
cuz theyz wantin make me make codez 4 ipad apps
 
iPad no support HTML?
 
ipad no support flash
 
2:06 PM
Hello.
 
Hello!
 
and shh wink
 
Then iPad is dumb. QED.
 
Cerberus no support Ipad.
 
schwink?
 
2:06 PM
But Cerberus praise Kit for can make Ipad app.
 
I was just thinking "where are Cerberus and Kit?" and here you are! happy panda
 
In this day and age, even trees and stones support Flash.
 
Actually, Chinglish is quite logical.
 
What about Engnese?
 
Also, I have no idea how I would even begin to make an app.
 
2:07 PM
Use jQuery.
 
@MattЭллен Your thought is our command?
 
:D if only...
 
@RegDwightΒВB Ask Mr S.
 
Dear Mr Sex, what about Engnese?
 
bless you
 
2:08 PM
No answer.
 
this power cord is very short.
 
@KitFox iPad doesn't support electrons. It runs on brumegols.
 
Brumegols?
 
Those need considerably shorter cables.
 
2:09 PM
Nog Phlogiston?
Or what was it.
 
Gezondhijd.
...waiting...
 
ignoring
 
I think flogiston was what electrons were stuck in
 
phlogiston! Very good @Cerb!
 
2:10 PM
I knew it.
Apple thinks they can have everything their way.
 
oh, my mistake!
 
@Cerberus no. Apple can have everything their way. They don't think.
 
But they can't.
 
The day they can't, they will have to start thinking. Right now they don't have to.
 
They are outsold by Android by a large margin in phones.
 
2:11 PM
They must have watched too many Burger King adverts
 
Tablets will follow.
 
Oh! It's shiny!
 
Oh, dear.
 
@Cerberus so what? They've been outsold by Microsoft for decades. You are missing the point. They were never after quantity.
 
2:12 PM
Don't tell Mr Shiny you like the Ipad!
 
uh-oh i broked it
 
@RegDwightΒВB Of course they are after money...
 
Yes, but Apple needs just one loyal customer that will buy every shit they produce, and they are golden.
 
@KitFox So soon? What did you do?
 
@KitFox whaaaaaaaaaaaat? already?
 
2:12 PM
it thinks i speak chinese.
 
Throw it on the ground?
Oh.
 
TO THE GROUND
 
now russian
 
And what is this?
 
2:13 PM
shit! i don't know cyrillic!
 
Just tell it that you не говоришь по-русски.
 
randomly presses buttons
 
That's how Russian works, yes.
 
OK, that worked.
 
2:14 PM
See.
 
now it thinks i am in taiwan
 
And you are not?
There are so many people in Taiwan right now. Certainly you must be one of them.
 
@KitFox soon it will think you are dan bloom
then it will start using "scare quotes" on you
 
It will also associate you with Knight Industries.
 
2:16 PM
must be because i turned the location services off.
anyone remember my network password?
 
Sneaky you. Learning straight from Tom Cruise, eh?
 
@KitFox it's 1,2,3,4,5
 
if you don't want to be located, you must be in Taiwan. It makes sense when you think about it
 
Your network password is 8.
 
ur 2 clever
 
2:17 PM
No wait, 7.
 
sorry, "1,2,3,4,5"
The same password as my luggage
 
Wow your luggage supports commas and scare quotes?
 
Wait, that's the same as my luggage!
 
grr
brb
 
2:18 PM
@MattЭллен That's the dumbest password ever
 
She should of left it breaked.
 
Hello, I'm going to ask another picture-question. Please, don't close it! This time, the picture is really interesting.
 
but is it related to English?
 
@Carlo_R "interesting" is not a sufficient condition for being on this site
 
@Carlo_R does it fit within the rules in the faq?
 
2:19 PM
We'll see soon enough.
 
@Matt - Yes, as always.
 
@Carlo_R a) proofreading is off topic. b) less vs fewer is a dupe
 
Well it's just proofreading except it's proofreading of something that has been proofread.
 
2:20 PM
This is cool, by why??
 
I deleted. Thank you! @Matt
 
So much work!
 
37
Q: "Less" vs. "fewer"

Boofus McGoofusI've just received a memo which says (effectively) As more people leave, there will be less people available. I want that word to be fewer. Are there guidelines for which word ought to be used when?

@Cerberus why? because it's cool.
 
@Matt - Yes. I saw
 
But...
It is extremely boring to build, and frustrating.
 
2:22 PM
@Cerberus so it most cool stuff that gets built
 
But it's gone after a few seconds.
 
but that's what perseverance is for, so you get cool stuff in the end
 
But it is so transient.
 
@Carlo_R If you keep deleting too much, you're going to have a bad time
 
@Cerberus it's recorded for posterity, and the satisfaction was probably more than all the boredom combined
 
2:23 PM
Apparently so.
 
@simchona - I'm agree. I'm wait for the train.
@simchona - Thank you for your suggestion. Since Jasper is went out, you are becoming my friend.
@simchona - AFK BBL
 
so what should i make my password?
 
something long but easy to remember
 
applesux
 
like IHaveAniPadNowYay!
 
2:27 PM
@MattЭллен Meh. You know what Buddhist monks do? They take a broom and go sweep fallen leaves in a forest. And they don't make YouTube videos of that.
 
I like putting expletives in my passwords when the site in question is frustrating.
 
@RegDwightΒВB yeah, but they're smarter than Cerberus
 
What!?
 
:D
Love you!
 
grumbles
 
2:28 PM
Yes. Sorry to break the news, but... those buddhist monks... are just too smart.
 
agh! should i use icloud?
 
0
Q: Preposition: For vs to?

utxeeeHere I want to say that this function just should be applied to the following classes: Conductors, RYSP and Officer. This function just applies for/to Conductors, RYSP and Officers. But once again I am not sure which preposition should I use ?

O title, why art thou indescriptive?
 
"Your iPad is now set up. Your ready to start using the most advanced iOS ever."
roflmao
 
Your ready?
 
Oh dear, Apple. Oh dear.
 
2:31 PM
"Your cave is set up now. Your ready to start using the most advances rocks ever."
 
I would return for a full refund plus damages.
 
I'm just kidding.
 
How is that related to my point?
 
They used the proper "you're"
 
If there was one thing to praise in Apple, it was its use of language...
@KitFox "Kidding", yeah, uhuh.
 
2:32 PM
Anyway. I was going to beatch, and you all keep interfering.
 
It's shiny!
 
And mr!
 
It's new!
 
@RegDwightΒВB Did you get some water socks?
 
Not one!
 
2:32 PM
Oh Kit. First I learned that you say "primmer". Now I hear you are using the most advanced iOS ever. What a sad, sad day. I will have to take down my posters of you, and weep bitter tears.
 
Show us the posters first!
 
i canna help it.
 
Hey can I haz teh poster's?
 
Are they fiery and furry?
 
what background should i use?
 
2:33 PM
Starry night.
 
They are beautiful and awesome and soaked in bitter tears.
 
Yeah, right, tears.
 
look, it's not like i want this, ok?
 
I would use a rotating background with pretty art and landscapes and architecture.
 
it's just the way it's gotta be.
 
2:34 PM
@KitFox I don't see your problem. If you don't want an iPad, just tell them you're Iranian.
 
hahaha
 
@KitFox It's alright. At least Cerb has my Apple-hating back.
 
Always.
My potentially defending the Ipad earlier is unrelated.
 
Actually I was just reading about the new Asus tablet. It looks pretty sweet.
The Google tablet, on the other hand, doesn't impress me
 
OMG but can it flip its flipping Flipboard fast enough?
 
2:36 PM
I still don't see a point in tablets. Just like noöne did only a couple months ago.
 
Same here.
Although the MS one looks like it might be able to replace a laptop. Then it gets more interesting.
 
i can touch it
i like touching it
 
Eww.
Children are watching!
 
@Cerberus There are already tablets running Windows 7 that can double as notebooks
 
not right now there aren't
 
2:37 PM
I demand that Apple come up with iShoes. Them's three, all left, and tied together, but very glossy. Very.
 
Not to mention the Transformer running Android which can also double as a notebook
@RegDwightΒВB It'll just be a regular shoe, but it only comes in one size, and doesn't have laces because that's too hard to use, and every photo of it has that reflective-surface effect applied.
 
And you won't be able to change batteries!
 
man i hate glossy photos
 
My Asus tablet comes with a wallpaper that is a photo of a tree. But the photo changes depending on the time of day, so that at night it's a night shot of that same tree, etc.
 
That's cool.
 
2:40 PM
@KitFox With circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?
 
Designers who draw pictures of wet floors should be forced to walk on them.
2
 
I'd like it even more if it changed according to the weather.
 
@MetaEd Yes. Exactly that.
Anyway, I have put aside my technojoy, and I should actually do something today.
The question is, what?
 
0
Q: Preposition: For vs to?

utxeeeOnce again I am not sure which preposition should I use here ? This function just applies for/to Conductors, RYSP and Officers.

That's like a deja vu all over again.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Do they work well? How is the keyboard? Speed?
 
2:41 PM
Is he going to ask that question for every possible sentence?
 
I presume y'all know this one.
 
No wait. The sentence is the same, in point of fact.
 
@Cerberus never used one, because I have no need for such a creature. Presumably they are comparable to netbooks, only with touchscreens
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 And do they have the ability to fold the keyboard backwards under the screen?
 
@KitFox trampolining?
 
2:44 PM
@Cerberus hurrah! MAD TV brings the joke everyone's been making for years. A sure sign it's dead now.
 
That video is very old, I believe.
Probably from around the time the Ipad was announced.
Or rumoured.
I don't know.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Could it be a Nortonn S account from before?
 
@Cerberus Still.
 
@Cerberus Hm, I seem to have misremembered Asus's Windows tablet offering. It's a Windows tablet but you need an external keyboard.
 
Hmm.
 
2:46 PM
However: the MS tablet is also just a tablet with an external keyboard.
 
@simchona no idea. But this is a dupe:
0
Q: Word order again?

utxeeeI have been thinking about word order and its meaning, thus when we have for instance: Planet of the apes or Apes planet Proposal for extra work or Extra work proposal Which is the more usual way of writing the above sentences and when should we use one or another?

 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, as long as a convenient, thin, foldable keyboard exists...
 
Impossible to search for, but it has been asked a million times by now.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Which means you know where the dupe is, you magical dupe-finder
 
2:46 PM
@Cerberus er, foldable?
 
I lost my memory in Turkey.
 
@Cerberus Well, there are many tablet cases that have bluetooth keyboards in them, so you can fold it back out of the way, or just take it out. It's an easy-to-find accessory.
 
Is or isn't?
Ah.
 
@Cerberus thanks, but I didn't lose my vengeance.
 
2:48 PM
As long as those keyboards are compatible and easy to find...
@RegDwightΒВB And you didn't lose Kit.
Nor us Pirates, arrr!
 
@Cerberus hey, a TWO module Kit... maybe one of the modules doesn't betray you buy talking funny and buying an iPad...
 
And if one did, we could shove the memory sticks up its slot.
 
Who the hell comes up with "CMZ8GX3M2A1600C9"? It's so utterly useless.
 
Or don't Ipads have slots?
 
Check the MAD TV video again.
 
2:50 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I didn't buy the iPad!
 
You stole it???
 
@KitFox I'm just teasing.
 
It was given to me by Work. Because they think I can just magically start making "apps for that."
Of course, I didn't disabuse them of the notion.
 
@KitFox you know what? at least you can use it to verify that your site even works properly on it. That is a bigger problem than you might think.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Yeah...but CMZ is a company or something I think; 8G is the amount of memory; X3 may mean the kind of DDR (DDR3); 1600 is the clock speed in MHz; and C9 is the latency.
 
2:52 PM
Mainly because my son will enjoy playing some new games.
 
@Cerberus C9 means that it's for dogs who spell in Latin.
No wonder you would recommend it.
 
@KitFox first things first! write an angry birds clone
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, my site won't work properly on it because the project lead insisted on using the Google API for the motion charts "party piece."
 
M2 is probably two modules, and A means @. There, I surprise myself.
 
Which is, of course, flash-based.
 
2:53 PM
I feel sick for knowing what the entire name means.
@RegDwightΒВB As in K9?
 
Arf!
 
@Cerberus Aye.
 
Woof!
 
K-9 is the name of several fictional robotic canines (the name being a pun on that word) in the long-running British science fiction television series, Doctor Who, first appearing in 1977. K-9 has also been a central character in three of the series television spin-offs: the unsuccessful K-9 and Company (1981), The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007–2011) and K-9 (2009–2010). Although not originally intended to be a recurring character in the series, K-9 was kept in the show following his first appearance because he was expected to be popular with younger audiences. There have been at least f...
 
He's also in Kongai.
Not a great card, alas.
 
2:54 PM
I only know K9 with James Belushi.
 
But he can self destruct!
 
OK, but I really ought to um...
 
Change your Ipad?
 
That thing. I can't quite put my name on it.
Work!
 
Bah.
 
2:55 PM
 
I've got about an hour left to make it look like I did something today.
So, I should go...
drags feet
 
You opened an iPad box. It's in the transcript. You can show it to them.
 
@KitFox now I finally understand why K-9 Mail (the mail program I use on Android) has the icon it has
 
Hahaha.
 
Ever since FF changed the default background color to black, I can't see shit.
 
2:56 PM
@KitFox surely admiring the iPad is work enough?
 
Aww.
 
All I see in that icon is a red envelope and some maya bracelet.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Huh?
@MattЭллен No, I have big deadlines, remember?
 
@RegDwightΒВB Oh, yes, that can be annoying.
 
@KitFox oh, yeah. September, right?
 
2:57 PM
@Kit.
 
@MattЭллен Yeah, but surprise, surprise they may have changed the requirement already.
@RegDwightΒВB OIC.
Right, I've got this problem persisting checkboxes in combination with a pager.
That's what I was doing on Friday.
 
@KitFox damn them. Is it a big change?
 
@MattЭллен Only insofar as I may not have to change the schema after all.
But I won't really know until next Monday.
 
that sounds good
 

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