The Bridge

Kevin van der Velden

5:00 PM

@twobugs radio538?

two bugs

@KevinvanderVelden fivethirtyeight.com

Kevin van der Velden

I had googled it but wanted to make a dumb joke

two bugs

Trump not looking so good right now!

Kevin van der Velden

Did he ever?

Unionhawk

> Trump May Become The First Republican In 60 Years To Lose White College Graduates

Hahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol

Sterno

5:03 PM

So, Pokemon Go. Discuss

Unionhawk

No

Kevin van der Velden

Is it a thing now?

Unionhawk

That is my current opinion based on battery performance

Dragonrage

@Sterno isn't it only released in Australia?

Sterno

and New Zealand!

Dragonrage

5:07 PM

@Sterno so no where near me, got it

badp

@Sterno gives you the good Pokemans, the best Pokemans

Wipqozn

More like @trumpp, amirite?

Arperum

@Unionhawk It's very extremely battery murderingly bad indeed.

@Dragonrage The apk is floating around already.

Dragonrage

If @Sterno was a Pokémon, he would be Rattata.

StrixVaria

@Sterno would be Sawsbuck.

Unionhawk

5:22 PM

This infinite loop of unhandled exception messages is really fun

MadMAxJr

@Wipqozn MHG? Some plans to buy it, yes.

Unionhawk

apparently there's zelda DLC coming to monster hunter?

MadMAxJr

MH4 had handfuls of Nintendo DLC

StrixVaria

Now I've started thinking which Bridgers would be which Pokemon. This is a bad spiral.

I blame @Dragonrage.

Private Pansy

"28 Pranks Later" is apparently the name of an upcoming My Little Pony episode

Dragonrage

5:33 PM

@StrixVaria using punctuation after someone's name still pings them?

Unionhawk

yes

StrixVaria

It does. You can even use possessives, like it's @Dragonrage's fault.

murgatroid99

@PrivatePansy There are also rumors about "The Fault in our Cutie Marks"

Dragonrage

didn't realize that. I will pass the blame to @Wipqozn, because that seems like the correct thing to do

Matt E. Эллен

@Wipqozn's the turtlest

StrixVaria

5:37 PM

@Wipqozn is Wartortle.

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria no, he is turtwig

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What happens if 2 players destroy each other's arena towers at the exact same time during overtime?

If 2 players destroy each other's king towers at the exact same time, it results in a 3-crown draw. But hat happens if 2 players destroy each other's arena towers at the exact same time during overtime? Does it end in a draw, does overtime continue, or is there extra time added to overtime?

clash-royale

Ronan

@StrixVaria @Wipqozn very much is the middle evolution of the bridge.

5

5pike

@StrixVaria I always imagine him as Shuckle

StrixVaria

@5pike Oh, that's actually a pretty good alternative.

@Ronan Yeah, he definitely was neither Squirtle nor Blastoise.

badp

5:39 PM

0> my $x = {a => 'b', c => 'd', undef => 'f'}
$res[0] = {
  'a' => 'b',
  'c' => 'd',
  'undef' => 'f'
}

1> $x->{undef}
$res[1] = 'f'

2> my $undef = undef
$res[2] = undef

3> $x->{$undef}
Use of uninitialized value $undef in hash element at reply input line 1.
$res[3] = undef

Ronan

@StrixVaria Such a middle evolution is a good insult.

badp

thanks, Obama

StrixVaria

@Ronan is Smeargle

Ronan

@StrixVaria I'll take it.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn irl

SaintWacko

5:43 PM

@modtortle

Dragonrage

or is this better?

Unionhawk

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Smeargle != Smeagol

I think Smeargle came first anyway.

(please don't kill me)

two bugs

Smeargle is the first Pokemon clearly

StrixVaria

I don't really want to pick Pokemon for people who don't opt in in case they get offended or whatever.

Ronan

5:47 PM

@StrixVaria But you'll offend me at the drop of a hat.

StrixVaria

I did @Wipqozn and you and then thought better of it.

So pretty much yeah.

Ronan

I wonder what pokemon @StrixVaria would be. If only his avatar looked like one...

StrixVaria

Noctowl.

I've used it as my avatar before.

Ronan

So not Chandelure?

StrixVaria

Nah, I just like Chandelure.

I've used Seaking and some others as well.

two bugs

5:48 PM

@StrixVaria Pick one for me

StrixVaria

@twobugs Volbeat and Illumise

two bugs

I'll allow it

Unionhawk

I'm trying to decide if I want to know

Yes

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Jumpluff

I don't know why.

Unionhawk

inb4 lapras aw

StrixVaria

5:49 PM

But I decided Jumpluff for you like 10 minutes ago.

Arperum

@StrixVaria I wouldn't mind one either.

two bugs

I think Shedinja and the other one would be good for me as well

Ninjask?

I kept thinking Greninja, but that's the Frog ninja

StrixVaria

@twobugs Yeah, but that's 1 bug turned into 2, not 2 actual bugs.

@Arperum Bisharp.

Arperum

@StrixVaria looks up I approve!

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria Acceptable

badp

5:52 PM

when your code goes from making 1.1 million queries to ~2 thousand

(hey it wasn't my fault it was making 1.1 million queries)

StrixVaria

@badp Is that because n is now ~2 thousand instead of 1.1 million?

Or is n the same?

badp

a function that was supposed to memoize its result was changed to hit the database every single time in a tight loop

Unionhawk

nice

badp

I also replaced a function that spent an inordinate amount of time instantiating hundreds of different classes to format numbers no one looked at with /dev/null

each class had its code loaded at run time, and each regular expressions was always recompiled on the fly

but who cares about profilers anyway

Dragonrage

which dragon do i get?

badp

5:56 PM

@Dragonrage the angry one?

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage Gyarados is the stereotypical user of Dragon Rage, so I guess that one if you really want to be a dragon.

Unionhawk

One could say the... raging dragon

dragon rage is not a good move

StrixVaria

It's so bad.

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria would you give me a different pokemon than a dragon?

Ronan

Nah, give him the worst dragon, Dragonite.

StrixVaria

5:57 PM

@Dragonrage I'm not sure. I've known most of the other people who asked longer or interacted with them more. I'd have to think.

two bugs

I think @Dragonrage is much more of a Magikarp

GodEmperorDune

oh can i be a pokemon too?

Ronan

Look at that mess.

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune yea, you can be diglet

StrixVaria

@GodEmperorDune Rattata

two bugs

5:58 PM

NO WAY MAN GEN 1 POKEMON ARE PERFECT AND DO ALL OF THE THINGS

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs a lot of splash but the attack was ineffective

Matt E. Эллен

@Ronan charizard and bulbasaur?

Ronan

@twobugs Likitung

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria harsh

StrixVaria

Actually, @GodEmperorDune can be Minccino.

badp

5:58 PM

#gen1pokemansmatter

Ronan

@MattE.Эллен No, that's an actual gen 1 pokemon.

two bugs

@Ronan Muk, Grimer, Voltorb, Electrode

Matt E. Эллен

:-o

Ronan

@twobugs Muk and Grimer are good.

Lazers 2.0

2

Q: Can I get pokégold without paying real money?

So far the only option I found to get pokégold is by purchasing some for real money. But I've only been playing for half a day, so I'm hoping there might be other ways as well. Particularly to get extra incubators. I mean, I collected 7 eggs today, average 5 km per egg. They can't expect me to w...

pokemon-go

Grace Note

5:59 PM

@StrixVaria Ohho? ♪

Matt E. Эллен

oh! Dragonite.

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan likitung makes me remember that game of pokemon minigames, where it had a "eat all the sushi" game

StrixVaria

@Ronan I was going to say Dragonite before I looked at his name and remembered that terrible move, so let's go with that.

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune Stadium's minigames were the best.

StrixVaria

@GraceNote We're doing opt in only but that did not avoid the spiral.

Ronan

6:00 PM

@StrixVaria Terrible move?

StrixVaria

@Ronan Dragon Rage

two bugs

@Ronan They're worse versions of the far superior Garbador

Grace Note

That was an opt-in, just to see what you'd come up as your choice.

Unionhawk

@Ronan dragon rage does 40 damage, and that's it

StrixVaria

@GraceNote Chatot

Ronan

6:01 PM

I'd say Togepi for @GraceNote.

That's also good.

Unionhawk

It doesn't scale and I don't think it multiplies

GodEmperorDune

@ronan has a new avatar? terrible

Ronan

@twobugs What is that? googles nope!

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Correct, flat 40 damage the end.

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune Just for a bit.

Grace Note

6:02 PM

Chatot is good

Arperum

Good thing Caching is still giving me @Ronan's old gravatar.

Grace Note

Guess I'll go back to Nasty Plotting instead of sitting here Chattering then~

arda

What

StrixVaria

@GraceNote Oh boy.

GodEmperorDune

@arda do you want to be a pokemon? @StrixVaria is arbitrating

arda

6:04 PM

I'm now a voltorb

At least when cache decides to stahp

two bugs

@arda Is definitely Dunsparce

That is a Compliment

Ronan

@twobugs If you say so.

two bugs

Dunsparce is a great Pokemon who can have Serene Grace

ardaozkal

Mods halp. I now have an anime picture. Self cache refresh attempt failed and it failed badly

StrixVaria

@arda better?

arda

6:11 PM

Gracias

StrixVaria

@arda as Voltorb is not officially sanctioned, by the way.

arda

@twobugs regarding your question about leaver message

Yes I did get it, but after 3-4 leaves/drops

@StrixVaria what pokemon^tm am I?

StrixVaria

@arda Bidoof. At first glance, seems pretty lame, but actually really useful if you take time to get over the first impression.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: how to breed two tamed minecraft pocket edition horses?

I'm in pocket edition and I've tried feeding both of them but they just sit there with hearts over their heads... I. In pocket edition And I raised one from a baby I found

minecraft

1

Q: How to minimize battery usage while hatching eggs in Pokemon Go?

What's the best way to preserve your battery while hatching eggs in Pokemon Go? For example, do I need to keep the app open and up front? Are there game or phone settings that affect Pokemon Go battery usage? I'm using Android 6.

pokemon-go

arda

wipes tears thanks

Dragonrage

6:14 PM

so, based on responses, I am this pokémon

badp

oh, JanTran's favourite pokeman, Abomination

arda

I'll be a bidoof on next forced refresh / next hourly cache clear

Dragonrage

May 10 at 19:46, by Dragonrage

PEOPLE JUST STOP NEED TO CHANGING AVATARS AND NAMES FOREVER

StrixVaria

@arda still some caching issues.

arda

Names are the main issue

Dragonrage

6:19 PM

if a message gets edited after the permalink for it is posted, will the text that is oneboxed update?

arda

Avatars might be annoying, but not if you change rarely

StrixVaria

No.

Unionhawk

WELL PLAYED

arda

If you change both name and avatar, you are a monster

Dragonrage

inbuni'd

inbmodabused

arda

6:20 PM

@Unionhawk 0,0,1

I should play gen 3 sometime

Dragonrage

help, help, I'm being oppressed

Matt E. Эллен

I can help oppress you!

Dragonrage

@MattE.Эллен i didn't vote for you

:P

Matt E. Эллен

:D

Unionhawk

You don't vote for kings

Matt E. Эллен

6:22 PM

lol

It's very true

sequoiad

"listen, some watery woman dispensing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk nah, you just have to assassinate them until the one you want gets the job

Wipqozn

@fredley you around?

damn it @TimStone, stop playing games, you're steam notifcation is blocking the arqade link

arda

Your*

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn hahahah.gif

badp

6:25 PM

KeyError: u'applyByNode'
KeyError: u'mapSeries'
KeyError: u'map'
KeyError: u'reduceSeries'
KeyError: u'reduce'

graphite pls

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage I'm saving this. It will likely become an avatar.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn oh, cool. do you know which two pokemon it is?

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage The first thing I thought of was a cross between Warturtle and @badp

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage Is the face Oddish?

Ronan

@StrixVaria It looks pretty normal to me.

StrixVaria

6:28 PM

@Ronan instantrimshot.com

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria yeah, i thought it was quite fitting because @Wipqozn is an oddturtle

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage I don't know whether to fistpump because I knew it or hang my head in shame because I knew it.

arda

@Wipqozn want me to photoshop in a mod hat?

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria Both

@arda Yes

TEAMWORK

StrixVaria

(The other you posted has Paras's face, but that one's a lot more obvious.)

Wipqozn

6:29 PM

Users working together is a thing I'm happy to inspire people to do as a mod

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria yea, i made that one because it looked the most derpy looking. I thought he could use it for whenever he did something stupid

StrixVaria

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria This one is my favourite

Sorry whoever it was that made the other one

It was eitherr @Dragonrage or @GodEmperorDune. I already forgot.

arda

now to find a mod hat picture

StrixVaria

6

Actually this one.

Wipqozn

6:32 PM

oh god wtf

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WHAT HORROR HAVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD

arda

I think madara's picture has one

Wipqozn

@arda Just a heads up that I may just go with @StrixVaria one

arda

ikno

both have same angle so

@Wipqozn which one

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think if you should.

arda

derp or extra derp

MBraedley

6:34 PM

I just realized something that is not good, and I hope I'm wrong about it, but I don't think I am. And it'll take money to fix if it needs fixing. My money.

Wipqozn

@arda The one that won't give me nightmares

Dragonrage

@StrixVaria you found a better fuser than i did

Tim Stone

@MBraedley Not even @Wipqozn's money? Boo :(

StrixVaria

I'm done now.

I still like the Ditto one.

Wipqozn

The ditto one is my favourite

@arda Whip up whatever mod hat version you want with it, but I may just go with @StrixVaria base one. I'll wait until I see what you do.

Dragonrage

6:38 PM

StrixVaria

@Dragonrage This is top notch.

two bugs

Ugh, I just want to open Visual Studio. I don't want to sign up for some dumb account

Tim Stone

But if you don't sign up for an account how will it make you reauthenticate every single time you open up Visual Studio?

DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT DID YA?

arda

@Wipqozn I don't have any ideas atm so go ahead if you want

Wipqozn

IT IS DONE

arda

6:46 PM

@twobugs well in my case it activates automatically when I log in so it is not that bad imo

two bugs

I don't want to make an account or link it to my live account. There's no reason my IDE should need that.

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn Maybe crop and re-upload so there isn't so much wasted space on the edges?

@twobugs That's like whenever I have a new install of Windows and it takes progressively longer with each new OS to find the "no, I don't want to use an online account, a local one is fine" option.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria Done

two bugs

@StrixVaria Yup, pretty much

Lazers 2.0

2

Q: How long does a pokémon stay in one location?

If a friend encounters a pokémon, it doesn't disappear directly. So I should be able to catch it, as well. My question is, how long does it stay there? Can I still expect to find it there a few hours later, or even a day later?

pokemon-go

0

Q: Condensed Mob Names in Scoreboard

I am using this command to add a scoreboard so that the health of a mob can be seen: /scoreboard players set @e[type=Zombie,name=Joe] bossHealth 100 And I want it to come up on the scoreboard as Joe 100 But instead it shows up as 0fb6ee26-3210-45b2-8043-ecab01afe679 100 Is t...