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12:05 PM
Does your country even have space for more highways?
 
Man someone from my office is DEFINITELY going to hell
They keep moving the active coffee pot to an inactive heat pad without even starting a new brew
 
@twobugs I bet they leave Overwatch competitive matches too
 
If you leave video game matches you are going to SUPERHELL
That's just true
 
@twobugs You're all in hell anyway if all you've got is drip
 
@Unionhawk No, but they can afford it now with all the extra money they're not sending to the EU
 
12:10 PM
@Wipqozn *weeping intensifies*
 
@fredley I do like how traffic is an actual thing in cities. Other city builders don't really worry about that, but it's such a major part of city design, and adds a whole new layer to the game.
@twobugs That's like people who don't refill the ice tray
I hate those people
 
@Wipqozn we send the EU 350 million per year, let's fund the NHS our other non-health-related interests instead
 
@Wipqozn It's the hardest part of the game by far imo
pollution/finances are relatively easy to manage
And the UI makes it easy to tell what you need to build more of
 
@twobugs wat
 
It's really depressing that there's been a spike in racist incidents in the UK after Brexit. Even more depressing is who these tend to be directed at - people who were either UK born or from countries that the UK had special immigration from (e.g. former colonies)
 
12:13 PM
@fredley i CAPS LOCK FOR TRUTH agree
 
"GO BACK HOME YA EUROPEAN" "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I WAS BORN HERE YOU IDIOT"
 
The UK is becoming the US's South
With people chanting "BREXIT!" at non-whites
 
@twobugs the EU "discriminates against non-EU citizens"
 
The UK is becoming the EU's south without any of the weather benefits
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Just like they'll chant "TRUMP!" at non-whites here
 
12:14 PM
@twobugs Our North is your South
 
It's like the American South and Washington State had a baby
 
@fredley #thenorthshallriseagain
I hope Texas leaves the US and joins the UK
 
@fredley The north knows no king except the king in the north whose name is Farage
 
Basically, the North has got pissed off at what a self-serving shitshow King's Landing London is, and have appointed their own King.
@Unionhawk I WAS TOTALLY ONTO THAT JOKE BEFORE YOU, BUT TOOK TOO LONG TO DICK ABOUT FINDING AN AWFUL PICTURE OF FARAGE
 
@fredley What a horrifying picture
 
12:16 PM
Farage looks like a really ugly toad that is wearing human skin
 
@fredley Fastest gun in the west problem
 
Fastest Joke In The Bridge
 
Trump praises for Saddam Hussein's efficient killing of 'terrorists,' calls today's Iraq 'Harvard for terrorism'
Well that's one hell of a headline
 
@twobugs Meanwhile
 
> :3 :| :) :S :[
 
12:17 PM
@fredley CURIOUS. HUMAN LIMB LOCOMOTION IS QUITE INTERESTING
You should hit those guys up @Unionhawk, get some internet from them
 
searches for axe
 
In other news, I'm really enjoying TNG season 1 even though it's completely silly and cheesy beyond belief
It strikes the right balance for me so far
cc @Wipqozn @Ash
 
@fredley I don't even understand. Does he have some kind of health issue?
It's the only thing., aside from lizard conspiracy, that explains that gif.
 
@Wipqozn I have no idea. The mind boggles.
 
@Wipqozn definitely a lizard
 
12:20 PM
David Icke was right, you only had to listen
 
@Wipqozn He does literally look like he's trying to clap for the first time, having only ever witnessed other people clapping.
 
I still don't know how to say his name but I'm going to assume it's "Icky"
 
maybe he's trying to figure out how to clap the loudest without putting in any extra effort
finding the loudest clap per Newton
 
He's trying to negotiate a deal where he can make the sound of clapping without his hands touching
 
Who does he think he is, Donald Trump?
Trump could negotiate that deal
He is a great negotiator
 
12:23 PM
let me tell you, he's the best at negotiation
 
Well he tweeted he wanted to negotiate some sort of deal with Europe for "better trade and relations"
Perhaps some sort of "union" with Europe
 
mhmm
 
i know where he can find one of those.
 
the League of European Nations That Work Together For A Stronger United Kingdom
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I bet @fredley also wants his country to have some sort of "union" with the rest of the Europeans
A European Union if you will
 
12:24 PM
@badp One of Alan Moore's lesser known works
@Unionhawk Nah, he's against that
 
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A Union of Europe though, that might work
 
sounds sketchy.
 
A European Bunion
that would make the world a better place
 
under the LENT-WTF-AS-UK, all of our taxes goes into the NHS
 
12:25 PM
@MattE.Эллен I feel like that's redundant
 
all of them
no dollar doesn't go to the NHS
 
@badp Trade and Work Association through a Stronger United Kingdom
TWATSUK
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Brexiters are the guys in the back alley with shifty eyes and a really long trench coat "Quality union here, Fell Off A Truck"
 
@fredley also redundant
 
12:27 PM
@Unionhawk YOU'RE REDUNDANT
 
Morning
 
Which means we have to find a way to recruit for your job without recruiting for your job, or wait six months with the position vacant
 
well Pokemon GO is out in Japan and AUS, but no where else yet by the looks of it
 
After seeing how funny Brexit has been (as an observer who has made it a point NOT to look at my 401k status) I want to just suggest an American Union at every possible step now just as a joke
 
@twobugs Maybe the South should split off and join the UK
 
12:30 PM
@Wipqozn Isn't that developed by the Ninantic or whatever blokes? The people being that Ingress game?
@Wipqozn I made that joke already, but it's good enough I'll let you borrow it
 
@Wipqozn you can get it in the UK and US by downloading the apk file and sideloading it
but not officially released over here yet
 
Pokemon Global Offensive? Will it also have a gambling scandal?
 
I do think that if not an American Union the USA should work harder to unite the Americas
 
although there is content for the UK according to one person i know who has done so
 
@twobugs Yes
@sequoiad Sounds like too much effort
 
12:33 PM
I'll definitely try out this Pokemon GO game
The match one was fun but it was destroying my battery life
 
4 seconds of video is 15 megabytes? 😭
 
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@MattE.Эллен gotta gamble them all
 
Pokemon GO isn't showing up for me on the Play Store. Hm
 
12:37 PM
@twobugs I think it's because it's not available in the region (of your mom)
 
You son of a turtle
 
SGR
Only available in JP, AUS and NZ atm IIRC
 
@SGR Oh, I thought someone said USA. I blame @Wipqozn
> Hostess bets on Twinkies as Pabst Blue Ribbon of junk food
 
I'm mad as hell. I wanna catch some Pokemons IRL, for Gods sake.
 
They'll come back as hip and cool in 20 years?
Because no
 
12:42 PM
@DrRDizzle If you actually look at gameplay video, the gameplay is almost, but not entirely unlike catching Pokemons IRL
 
14 mins ago, by sequoiad
@Wipqozn you can get it in the UK and US by downloading the apk file and sideloading it
 
I'm too lazy to do that
Your move, turtle
 
Same here, but Ithat's probably where you got the idea of US from
aka it's @sequoiad fault
the rascal
 
I started DOOM last night. Man that's a fun game
When the music kicks in and it's a remix of the first level's music from Doom 1? Excellent
 
@twobugs Doom 1? huh
That game is DOOM 1
That's why it doesn't have a number nfext to it
 
12:49 PM
No, it's just DOOM
(see: Battlefield 1 (2016))
 
@PrivatePansy As long as I own a Pokeman at the end of it, I don't mind
 
oh darn, forgot about the dk64 one
they're at the boss right now
I blame society
 
Pizza for breakfast?
I guess I can support that
 
@Unionhawk Leftover cold pizza is best pizza (for breakfast).
 
@MBraedley at least put it in the microwave
 
12:56 PM
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Q: More than 20 provinces as a republic?

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cold pizza is wasted potential
 
@sequoiad You are very wrong.
 
it's like actually using guns in Mirror's Edge... same outcome, but missing the point :P
 
@MBraedley Dominos in Dayton has breakfast pizza, which is exactly like it sounds
It's amazing
 
@Unionhawk So ham egg and cheese? That's called a Bismarck.
 
1:00 PM
WELL WHATEVER
 
@sequoiad Even worse. Using guns in a Sonic game...
 
Shadow is a neat character, it's too bad he never got his own game though
 
@Derpy thanks, you've just caused me to remember Sonic 06
 
> •Android 4.4 to Android 6.0.1
I can't run it anyways
 
1:01 PM
@sequoiad you mean the Sonic game that was so bad it even attempted to self-retcon itself in its ending?
 
@MBraedley Yeah basically
 
I have 4.1.2
 
@Unionhawk It's popular in Europe
 
@Derpy STOP REMINDING ME >_<
 
@Wipqozn Released July 2012, nice
 
1:03 PM
 
@fredley Which is the newest version my phone supports apparently
 
It's not at every dominos, ours is one of the few
 
@Wipqozn I thought my phone was old, but your phone is clearly @Sternold
 
It's also the only one open 24 hours
Well, 23.5
 
@Unionhawk They've mangled it!
 
1:03 PM
@fredley Apparently. I got it a year and a half ago I think. Or was it 2 years.
 
@fredley I'm on Android 2.1
 
@MBraedley Their target market is hung over college students, basically
 
@Unionhawk But that doesn't give you the right to ruin a work of art
 
Memories
 
1:05 PM
Also, if you're waiting until you're hungover to get pizza, you're doing it wrong.
 
That is true
But then again
 
@fredley I had one of those. It would always overheat and reboot.
 
They do have it at all hours
so
 
@MBraedley Really? Mine was fine.
 
1:07 PM
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@Wipqozn Wow, that's a shitty phone
 
@Unionhawk Meat lovers or just plain pepperoni. Those are the proper choices for end of night pizza.
 
@MBraedley BACON
or CHEESE BREAD
 
@fredley Yeah. I got it through work, and it's what the rest of the team used, so Ij ust went with it. I never had a smartphone before.
 
or BACON CHEESE BREAD
 
1:08 PM
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Q: Nexus One overheats/restarts when connected to car dock or car charger

MBraedleyWhenever I connect my Nexus One to the official car dock, my phone heats up rapidly, and eventually restarts. Obviously, the phone is restarting to prevent it from damaging itself. So the question becomes why is it over-heating (the phone can draw too much current for its own good?) and how can...

And it got worse after that.
 
@Wipqozn Life would be significantly more difficult for me if I didn't have a reasonably capable phone, use it all the time
 
@sequoiad "I'm so mad at Gun for killing Maria. I think I will join them for revengeeee"
 
@Unionhawk Cheese bread is not a thing that exists at a pizzeria. It's just a bastardization of garlic fingers.
 
@fredley Indeed.
 
1:11 PM
And garlic fingers are nothing without the proper dipping sauce, namely donair sauce.
 
@MBraedley I eat those things plain
I hate donair sauce
Not even a big fan of donairs
 
@Wipqozn Well we've all agreed that you're a horrible person, and this is just one aspect of that.
 
@MBraedley This is not a thing in the United States
 
@Unionhawk If you ever visit Nova Scotia you can experience it
 
@Unionhawk I know, and that's a tragedy.
 
1:13 PM
And dominos does stuffed cheese bread, which is garlic bread stuffed with and covered in cheese
which is literally the best thing ever
 
so is the USA wanting to leave the UN actually a thing?
 
all this food talk is making my cheese and branston sarnies for lunch very unfulfilling
 
@Wipqozn I sure as fuck hope not
 
I saw some article about a congressman making a bill to leave, but the article about it was all "FINALLY WE'LL GET AWAY FROM THE UN WHO WANTS WORLD DOMINATION! BARACK OBAMA LOVES IT BECAUSE WORLD DOMINATION!", so I figured it was just crazies, but wikipedia has an article about it
 
@Wipqozn Typical USA. Britain does something and they just have to try and one-up it.
 
1:18 PM
@Wipqozn It is, but it's stupid
 
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One of the biggest criticisms of the UN is that it has no power whatsoever
So people saying the UN controls the USA are what we call "insane"
 
@twobugs That's what I figured, but, well, crazy right wingers
 
@Wipqozn Also you're going to hell for pretending to misunderstand my statements about DOOM
 
BUT MR. UGS DO YOU NOT AGREE THAT THE UN HAS AUTHORITY OVER REFUGEES AND IS FORCING OUR COUNTRY TO TAKE ON THE ORDER OF 70,000 PEOPLE PER YEAR
 
1:20 PM
@twobugs That seems reasonable.
 
#usexit
 
...oh. That's why it's called brexit
 
Yeah
It's still exactly as dumb as it sounds
 
@Unionhawk I thought the USA wasn't taking on any refuges?
 
Actually it's called Brexit because they just threw random letters together until it sounded stupid enough
 
1:21 PM
oh hey they are, well thta's good
 
being from a place where loads of americans come on holiday each year, i often wonder if they even realise how mad their "patriotic" clothing looks to us
 
@Wipqozn The state department determines the number per year which is around I think 85,000 this year
Which is a tiny drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of the issue
but at least it is a drop
 
@Wipqozn For Syrian refuges we're taking on an absolute pittance despite what the right wing might tell you
 
so the top story whn I searched "usa refugee" where the headline inclued everyones religion, and te comments are all "don't come to our souless country" "trojan horse" "I'm a racist (parapharased)"
 
And Syrian refugees have to obtain the personal approval of the FBI director
Which is nuts
 
1:23 PM
IT was some christian news site, CNS, which I assume is meant to trick people into thinking it's CNN
@Unionhawk dem terrorists
 
@Wipqozn afaik, a portion of those assigned to the US by the UN are christians fleeing like, Afghanistan
but that's the UN making that decision based on stuff and reasons
 
@Unionhawk cool
 
not Mike Huckabee making that decision based on Racism and Fear
 
1:28 PM
@PrivatePansy Wow indeed. We (by which I mean he) messed up big time.
 
@Wipqozn nice
 
@Unionhawk I lol'd
 
also holy shit they already have runs up?
 
@Unionhawk Runs go up really quickly
 
@Unionhawk Yup. I've watched the Catherine one runner two controller run, which was amazing
 
You can trust him, he's a doctor
 
We are currently troubleshooting some issues on http://stackoverflow.com - please bear with us if you get a service unavailable message.
 
For certain values of "doctor"
 
doctor = The NBO was never itself accepted as an accrediting entity by organizations such as the American Board of Medical Specialities, and its certification was considered invalid by many hospitals and insurance companies
 
I could go on, like how he was allowed to into a graduate program despite not having a bachelor's degree in anything
Which is, of course, Very Normal And Not Different
 
1:39 PM
All descendants of Ron Paul have a bachelors degree in FREEDOM
This is a scientific fact
 
He is also a member of the AAPS, a group that denied the HIV-AIDS link and said Barack Obama won in 2008 via mind control
 
Hold on
 
HOLDING IN PROGRESS...
 
hold on
wait a minute, wait a minute
 
HOLDING DONE
 
So, monthly security training thing. It's about phishing. But it looks like this guy just likes strangling children.
 
(It's a prank - Windows 10 wasn't actually restarting)
 
@Sterno That almost looks like Archer
cc @fredley
 
ugh I'm trying to avoid Developer UI syndrome, but I keep needing just one more control
this is the wrost
 
1:47 PM
@Unionhawk Menu all the things
Or get a UX designer to help
Or, whatever, add buttons
 
I mean at least my users are developers
but still
 
@fredley GUI? pah. make them use CLI
@Unionhawk even
 
CLI is ultimate developer UI syndrome
 
@Unionhawk gui is entirely unneccesary for all my work, which is lucky. hate doing UX stuff
 
When in doubt, more buttons
 
1:56 PM
when in doubt, make your users learn bash
 
fun fact @Sterno actually has a hotkey that just inserts <Button Height="25" Content="content"/>
 
@PrivatePansy Man, fuck Windows 10
I'm so happy MS lost that lawsuit
 
16 mins ago, by Private Pansy
(It's a prank - Windows 10 wasn't actually restarting)
 
at least 10 isn't as bad as 8.
 

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