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12:03 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Open source bionic hands? That is awesome.
Oh wow at the comments... video of Robert Downey Jr. giving a kid a specially made iron man arm
 
In character as well =p
 
The arm looks really big on the kid but it makes sense to do that since the kid looks like he's about 10-12. Gonna grow into that arm and be even more awesome.
 
Dear the University: fuck you for not honoring Columbus day. Sincerely, me
 
Oh right, that's today innit?
I'm going to start saying "innit", because it's a free country!
 
Most amusing entry for today on Wikipedia: "1216 – John, King of England loses his crown jewels in The Wash, probably near Fosdyke, perhaps near Sutton Bridge." (Ok, so I'm easily amused ...)
 
12:16 PM
@MartinSojka "The crown jewels are known to be currently somewhere on this planet [1]"
 
@PrivatePansy [Citation needed]
 
[1]: urmom
 
@twobugs it is. So bank and government employees get today and most of the rest of the country don't
 
Blah. I work for a university that is technically owned by the government... that should count :(
Man, I wonder when we'll reach the post-apocalyptic hellscape where microbrewing is controlled entirely by computers doing genetic algorithms
cc @LessPop_MoreFizz
 
@twobugs hmmm, that sounds interesting to set up
INB4 angry muppet shaped terminators burst through the door
 
12:31 PM
@fredley I'm up for it too.
 
What timezone are you in?
I mean, you're mostly on earth so that's very specific
 
It's a holiday in Canada today so I'm fine for pretty much whenever.
 
@KevinvanderVelden when in doubt guess UTC-4
You're right at least 50% of the time
 
Ooh you're only six hours off, that's not bad
 
@RedRiderX Oh, are you guys playing that bomb game?
I'd be up for that
 
12:41 PM
Yep
 
I'm not free all day, though. I'm leaving in roughl an hour for a short while.
 
@Unionhawk Hah that is true.
 
but I'll be around in the evening.
 
And the other 50% is split between Europe and West Coast United States
And @Yuuki
 
It doesn't have online, though. So we'll want to use some sort of something for talking.
 
12:42 PM
@Wipqozn @fredley and @RonanForman and me at least, somewhere after 6pm british time (UTC+1)
 
We used Steam chat.
 
@RedRiderX Can you chat in steam chat?
Like, with your mouth?
 
@Wipqozn also several people don't have the game =p
@fredley yeah!
It surprised me to
 
@KevinvanderVelden Awesome
 
Last time I tried Steam's voicechat it was crappy, but that was several years ago
 
12:43 PM
Now let's just hope the mac version has that, but I'd call that likely
 
We can always mumble
into Mumble
@RedRiderX Call me maybe
 
You didn't answer :(
 
@KevinvanderVelden True, like me.
 
Sozzles, people around
 
You had me puzzled for a minute too, that ring sounds just like a normal phone.
@fredley Hah, kind of the same here.
 
12:48 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Okay so in ~ 4 hours?
I might not be around for that, sadly, but I can always just join in another time.
 
@Wipqozn roughly
 
I was stuck for a minute thinking "When did I put a landline in?"
 
Need to update my driver
You crazy kids
Going to try the battlefront beta today
 
@Wipqozn Oooh let us know how that goes.
 
Battlefront beta sounds pretty fun. A few of my friends are in the PS4 version.
 
12:51 PM
@RedRiderX I will
I'm downloading the PC version, because PC Masterrace (cc @badp)\
 
You should be downloading Undertale
 
Hmm, I should show you guys the progressbar of the game I'm working on at home
I still need to get a logo so I just downloaded a thing
 
@badp I'm not even a little sorry for ahving no intention of doing that.
 
badp has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.
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12:54 PM
@badp I think I'm possibly in the worst position for the encounter with Asgore.
 
@RonanForman hm?
 
@KevinvanderVelden Good placeholder.
 
I thought so
 
@badp I have very little LOVE.
 
I mean, I also have the website 16ms.nl (well, I have the domain and hosting, the website itself should be... soonish)
(16ms being how long it takes to render a frame at 60 fps)
 
12:55 PM
@RonanForman You just need healing items and you'll be fine
 
@badp Yeah, but if I had slightly less LOVE then I wouldn't even have the fight.
 
@RonanForman that is not correct
 
@badp Yeah, I'm one kill off the pacifist route.
@KevinvanderVelden Are you talking tonight?
 
@RonanForman talking is the plan
I'll also be capable of defusing as I have the game
 
@KevinvanderVelden Heh yeah, I'll probably be back around 18:30.
Is it cheating to have seen the bomb?
 
1:01 PM
That's 1930 for me, good time as it allows me to make dinner =p
@RonanForman nah, bombs are random each time
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, but part of the fun seems to be not knowing what the modules are.
 
@RonanForman The other part is figuring out how to possible beat them.
 
@RedRiderX Yeah I know it's not the whole fun.
 
Yeah, there aren't that many different modules to be honest (at least not on lower difficulties)
So after a game or two you know the basic ones already
 
@Unionhawk 37
 
1:02 PM
@RonanForman Just do a small brain wipe before we start.
 
@RedRiderX Noted.
 
@RedRiderX I'll get the un-clue-by-four!
 
It's not like I needed to know how to drink liquids anyway.
 
@TimStone This makes me so happy.
 
@Sterno Close enough.
 
1:05 PM
@Sterno huh, I thought you were older from all the sternold talk
 
He is old beyond reckoning, "37" is just an approximation using human timescales.
 
Seems legit
 
@RonanForman still even on the pacifist run you do fight Asgore
 
@badp Huh. The wiki is misleading then.
 
Did @Wipqozn just get deownered and nobody starred it?!?
What's wrong with you people!
 
1:14 PM
@fredley Such bloodshed, such violence.
 
We're desensitized by tv videogames the constant deownering
 
@RonanForman wow
 
Who designed this software to have an undo function that only remembers the last operation including the undo
What is this nonsense
 
@Unionhawk Memory constraints are a great excuse to be lazy.
 
@Unionhawk It was @Wipqozn
 
1:17 PM
@twobugs I knew it
 
Look before scanning in barcodes Ronan.
 
@Unionhawk If I was designing that software, I'd put that feature in.
 
This is a great game @MBraedley
 
@RedRiderX iT WAS FUN
@StackExchange I probably deserved that
Okay time to get ready
 
@Wipqozn Did you blow up the death star?
 
1:27 PM
Sure, why noit.
 
8/10
 
found the head with the spine of a blue jay in the driveway
 
Tch, typical @Wipqozn. Blowing up the Death Star over a family dispute, killing billions of innocents in the process.
 
@RedRiderX SCREW YOU NOW I HAVE TO BEAT YOU
 
looks like something from mortal kombat
 
@RedRiderX You are the worst.
 
@badp Admit it - all you really want is for us to read your Bridge fanfics
 
1:44 PM
Cold status: Still cold
One of the pumps for the heating broke
 
Lifehack: To get warm, set fire to yourself
 
sets fire to @KevinvanderVelden
 
@PrivatePansy -1, Fire is intended to cause heat so this is NOT a lifehack.
 
@Unionhawk It's just not the same.
 
@kalina approved lifehack
 
1:45 PM
@Unionhawk @Unionhawk fire worst fire
 
@twobugs I guess this is why I don't have 2k reps on Lifehacks.SE, unlike a certain diamond pork chop in this room
 
Man, I've been super tired lately. I should ask about what I can do to be more awake on Lifehacks but I think someone already did that and the result was someone saying "have a friend shoot you with a gun!"
 
sets fire to @Unionhawk
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I can't decide if giving @fredley the 500 point bounty right now on Lifehacks is best, or just letting it lurk over him for the next 4 days is best
 
@kalina yay!
@Sterno anticipation is always the worst torture
 
1:48 PM
Fair enough.
@Sterno Definitely let it lurk over him
 
@Sterno Let it hang over him like the shadow of death. But also continue to gather rep in the meantime so you can bounty him even more!
 
I think if I do my next bounty right I can drop to 0 rep on that site. I'll just need to make 7 downvotes first
 
@Sterno where by with 0 you mean 1? =p
 
I guess so.
 
@Sterno pls
 
1:50 PM
IN MY HEART, IT WILL BE ZERO
Crap, now I need to find out if you can bounty for 150 when you're at 150, or if you have to be at 151
 
MAKE @FREDLEY A TRUSTED USER LET'S GO
 
@RedRiderX I should make it clear that I'm just the messenger; I didn't make the game.
 
@Sterno 151. You can't have less than 1 rep
 
@PrivatePansy that doesn't mean it won't let you give the rep away
Though it would be a bug!
 
Free rep!
 
1:54 PM
Hell, mods abuse us. It's about time we got to abuse bugs for free rep!
 
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Q: Are there any Ragnarok Online official servers left without bots?

Mark GabrielI'm missing Ragnarok deeply. My childhood is basically Ragnarok etched into every fiber of my being. However, bots killed the game. (DAMN YOU BOOOOOOOTTERS!) But my love for the game is deeper, therefore, I am willing to play other international servers even though I don't understand the lan...

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Q: I am trying to remember a game name

TwinsenI used ti play a game that I can't remember it's name. I used to play it back in 2000 to 2003, don't remember exactly. I remember a little from the game, wich is: The game was 2D and side perspective. The main character has a gun. You begin locked in a kind of translúcid energy wall, so you sho...

 
A staff on the university undergraduate department accidentally sent an email meant for a single person to the entire faculty
Then sent another email six hours later to everybody apologizing for sending the previous email
 
How many people responded to all saying "Excuse me, I don't think I should be on this mailing list..."
 
I was on the receiving end of a mailing list asking people to submit an item to the sender, so of course half the people have subsequently replied-all doing so.
 
@TimStone This could be solved by the initial sender using bcc.
 
2:01 PM
It was an all-around email-fail, yeah
 
@twobugs Looking at the way our school's email system is set up, it looks like it might be impossible for the students at least to accidentally reply to the entire faculty
At least, I think it is. I don't really want to test it
 
@PrivatePansy Your school has extremely wise IT people
 
@TimStone I once got an email from a contractor who I decided not to use for the project that included the email addresses of about 150 other people that started with the same letter as mine.
 
The shotgun approach to email. Although that sounds more like the "nuke from orbit" approach.
 
2:03 PM
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
 
Wow, that's fun
 
@fredley redley
 
@twobugs ragequitley
 
@twobugs I'm mildly shocked by how competent they are
I mean, they still arse things up on a semi-regular basis, but most of the regular decisions made don't appear to be completely stupid
 
Soooooo…just tried to start Spotify using the key board and accidentally shut down my computer
 
2:05 PM
Wut
 
For extra fun I had the Windows 10 upgrade pending
Today is not going to be a good day
 
Why is Spotify mapped to Alt+F4?
 
@PrivatePansy Do they at least keep you guys moderately up to date on software? The ones I deal with are like "oh, new updates are usually insecure, so we're about 2-3 years behind :)" and I just want to scream
 
Can you even mod map stuff to alt+f4?
 
2:06 PM
@TimStone Every time I schedule Windows 10 to update itself, when I come back after that time it says that it failed up update.
 
... mod map, no just regular map kevin
 
I pressed the Windows key and went to type S+Enter but apparently the focus wasn't on the search field so that went horribly wrong
 
Someday, that'll happen with The Nuclear Launch Codes and cause WW3
 
@StrixVaria Maybe I'll get lucky, I'm super worried my file system will trip the installer up and I have a lot of work to do
 
@twobugs I can't say, because I generally avoid the school's computer like the plague. The labs and offices seem to run a mixture of Windows 7 and 8
Though I think I saw a few Windows 10 around too
 
2:08 PM
By then they'll have Clippy say "Are you SURE you want to initiate global thermonuclear war?" but everyone will have tuned him out
@PrivatePansy Hey, that doesn't sound too bad. Some computers here just got Windows 7!
No, that is not a joke.
I don't think that's the University's fault, though... some of the computers in this office are managed by the state government
 
On the other hand, so far I've already managed to accumulate 6 different sets of credentials for logging into various school IT systems
 
Just get all your credentials tattooed on your arm. You'll never lose them!
Just think about the mindgames aspect. If someone sees your arm and it has your credentials in plain view that's just too obvious, right? No sense in even trying!
 
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Q: What is the default multiplayer limit for Terraria?

The SasquatchIn the Steam version of Terraria, what is the limit of players you can have join a game and play together? When I go to host a game, I don't really see any settings or anything that would tell me how many people can join.

 
We have a matriculation number that uniquely identifies us, which we use when turning in homework and exams
Then we get another ID, which we use to log into most IT systems, and is also our email address
Except there's a bunch of systems that don't accept this, like the library, which somehow uses an unique PIN, which everybody forgets because nobody ever uses it
 
That sounds awesome.
 
2:13 PM
And the school's blogging system, which is a WordPress MU installation which can, in theory can share the main system's credentials, but doesn't because the admins can't be arsed to
 
The worst I had to deal with in undergrad was we had these goofy clicker things. You were supposed to take them with you to lectures and then the professor could easily take attendance and ask quiz questions during lecture while you voted on them.
 
And then the School of Computing has it's own credentials for logging into its servers, which host the printing and server resources for the faculty's own students
And finally the finance and undergraduate affairs department has a set of credentials keyed to our matriculation numbers
 
It was kind of a neat idea. They tied it into our university ID number. Unfortunately, these clickers can't handle leading 0s in the user field, whereas our university IDs can (and mine had two).
That was a fun problem to solve when I was told I didn't attend a single lecture.
 
We don't take attendance for lectures. For the ones that do we just pass around an attendance sheet
Which is easily faked, but so is every other form of authentication, unless you want to get biometrics
 
I think that's a way better idea anyway. The clickers didn't really add anything positive.
I didn't really skip lectures, anyway. Seemed like it was more trouble than it was worth.
I had a class I didn't attend the lecture because it was really boring and dry but the other section posted their full lectures online so I just watched those.
 
2:17 PM
Almost every single lecture in school is recorded and webcasted
It's not particularly pleasant to watch because the video seem to be recorded at 10fps
But if a lecturer has a reputation for being boring you the player has a handy fast forward button
I know some of my friends never go for any of the lectures in some modules, and instead just watch it over the internet at 2x speed
 
That sounds really disorienting (the 2x speed part)
So it's like watching The Chipmunks give a lecture?
 
No idea, never tried it.
The 10fps video was kind of nauseating
It's okay if the lecturer is using a slidedeck, but for some, like the calculus module where the lecturer writes equations live on screen, the result is pretty unwatchable
I do like the fact that they replaced almost all whiteboards with touchscreen with stylus
Because the lecturers can take all the stuff they wrote, save them, then upload it for reference
 
@KevinvanderVelden Not hipster enough - I demand video on punchcards
 
I watched a video about people who really wanted to stick with cassettes for music.
It was like the vinyl stuff, but taken to a ridiculous extreme
There was even a quote like "I don't want to listen to the actual music... I want to hear the hiss of the cassette"
 
2:32 PM
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Q: minecraft 1.6.4 forge wont work

a personWhen ever I try to do a mod pack or any mod it says I need 10. something for forge when I look that version does not exist I tried reinstalling mine craft reinstalling forge, but doing it with no mods still works fine? but I don't know what to do now

 
@twobugs why not just edit white noise into mp3?
not hipster enough, I guess...
 
2:49 PM
-1
Q: How do you hack

user127046My friend in blockheads keeps being bullied and I wanna hack them and show them who's boss. How do u hack?

-1
Q: In Diddy Kong Racing, what are they singing on the Hot Top Volcanco soundtrack?

Christian JonassenDoes anyone know? Here is the soundtrack: https://youtu.be/Mz8pXp_JsIE?t=18m2s

 
Oh, excellent
Apparently it was some other update that installed, and not the Windows 10 upgrade.
WHEW.
Crisis averted.
 
@TimStone You installed Windows 10. That's already a crisis.
 
I didn't! I thought I had started the process on my primary computer (i.e. the one I use for work) but thankfully that was not the case.
 
@TimStone Abort! Abort! Abandon ship!
 
Ooooh, today is my Arqade 5th birthday, hooray.
 
Morning, Bridge
@Frank Why is that a crisis?
Windows 10 is actually quite nice
 
@SaintWacko Remember to turn off the spying though!
 
To the point that I no longer dread rebooting from Linux into Windows
@fredley /shrug
I've accepted that giving up privacy to corporations is the price for a lot of the benefits I receive
 
@SaintWacko srsly though, by default, your keystrokes, microphone and camera input are sent to MS and 'trusted partners'
 
@fredley Hm, I hadn't seen anything about that. How can you disable those? And what do you lose if you do?
 
3:07 PM
It also sends some of this data unencrypted
 
One of those partners just happens to own the nsa.gov domain.
 
@fredley Ah, now that is a problem
 
For the most part, I don't have a problem with corporations having my data
For example, I have location tracking turned on on my phone
So Google knows at all times where I am
The benefit of that is that I have access to a history of where I have been
 
Google also knows at all times that I am in Pyongyang, North Korea.
 
3:09 PM
Very useful for finding my way back to a place, or proving I was someplace at a certain time
 
@SaintWacko I have this, but Window's 10 default settings are ridic
 
@fredley Yeah, camera is a little ridiculous
Keystrokes is for predictive typing
 
@SaintWacko And mic
 
Microphone is for improving speech recognition
But camera?
Does Windows 10 have any support for Kinect-like gesture control?
 
There is the Windows Hello thing, but I think that system uses local facial recognition
 
3:11 PM
That's the only reason I could think of for them to have camera access
@PrivatePansy Oh, that's true. I use my fingerprint for Hello
 
@fredley Do you have a source for Windows 10 transmitting this information? I'm having trouble finding it
 
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Q: Favorite server hacked!! Help!

user127046My favorite server has been hacked and I need someone to fix it!! I will be very greatful!! Name: Spring Hills Owner: Girl on fire!

 
Yeah, the privacy FAQ for Windows Hello says it's only a representation of your biometrics that is stored, and only locally
 
@Lazers2.0 Vote to move to LifeHacks.SE.
 
3:14 PM
@fredley There's nothing on camera?
 
@PrivatePansy You're right
 
@fredley Yeah, that looks basically like how I already interact with Google.
 
I just assumed everything is taken
@murgatroid99 I'm pretty sure Google isn't sharing my mic data
 
I didn't see "mic data"
 
Also, got LadyWacko a new desk yesterday!
That picture is incredibly noisy for some reason
 
3:16 PM
@fredley That source doesn't say Microsoft is sharing it either
It just says it's sending mic and keystroke data
 
Gah. Boss is leaving for the rest of the week. And is appointing tasks to me. I get a mail for every single one. Currently at 25 mails. It feels just a tiny bit spammy.
I had to update that number twice while typing the message.
 
> 26. Feed the goldfish.
 
> 27. Feed the cat, with the goldfish
 
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Q: Next Car Game Demo not working

John HickoxI am trying to get the next car game demo for my computer. After I do everything, the shortcut has not been created and when I try to open up the game, there is an error that says: The program can't start because d3dx9_42.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this...

 
> 28. Feed the dog with the cat.
 
3:21 PM
Curse you, @MBraedley
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> 42. Fire yourself. Send remaining tasks to Bob.
 
> 29. Get off Stack Exchange chat and get back to work
 
@PrivatePansy Nah. He knows. He doesn't care.
 
Over the weekend, I finally gave up on waiting for KSP 1.1 and started playing again
65 mods installed
 
I should pick up some mods for KSP and give it another whirl.
 
3:28 PM
I haven't played KSP in ages. I should play again but my backlog is too long.
 
I'm not sure if I'm doing anything wrong, but the last time I tried playing KSP I found the UI to be impenetrable
 
@SaintWacko I don't think the benefits outweigh the amount of spying they do.
 
It might have improved since then
 
@PrivatePansy I found everything else to be impenetrable because I'm not a literal rocket scientist, but I gather the game does a lot better job easing you into things now
 
@Frank the only way to not get spied on is to not go on internet ever
 
3:29 PM
@Chippies Yeah, but that doesn't mean you willingly allow your OS to spy on you.
 
@twobugs It's not really just that. The rocket building screen for instance, is... ugh
 
@Frank if not your OS then your browser and all the websites you visit
 
Oh yeah, that tripped me up too.
 
Even with just the base game, you get a bunch of parts thrown at you, and all that differentiates them are a bunch of tiny numbers that are really meaningless at this point
And then there's the fact that the parts are scaled differently. I remember there being a part which looked exactly the same in the selection window, but each was 2x the size of the previous one when dragged out
 
anyways, gotta get ready for a 4 hour drive, see ya later, Bridge
 
3:32 PM
@Chippies You can limit the amount of spying that happens by installing adblockers and disabling javascript.
You can't do that to your OS.
 
@Yuuki Use CKAN
 
@Frank Just use a firewall
 
Hah, someone actually bought Google.com through their own google domain system (albeit very briefly before they noticed)
They gave him a bug bounty which he had donated to charity. Good on him.
 
@twobugs I think he tried but didn't complete the transaction.
 
You can block it at a network level. I mean obviously the OS can get around that, but at that level of paranoia you might as well not use the OS in the first place
 
3:33 PM
@twobugs They proceeded to double-down and matched his donation.
 
@PrivatePansy Doesn't really prevent the whole ads phoning home thing.
@PrivatePansy Hence why I'm not switching to Windows 10.
Not until I can muzzle the damn thing so it never phones home.
 
@Frank Yeah it does. Block those things at the network level.
 
@Yuuki According to an article I just read the transaction went through, but he got a cancellation email a few minutes later. Apparently his credit card was even charged.
 
I mean, the job of the firewall is to filter all network traffic, including those made by the system
If you don't trust the system to allow your firewall to do its job, then there is nothing to be said at that point
 
@PrivatePansy Oh, you meant actually configure the firewall. I was understanding that to mean to just use it to prevent the packets getting in in the first place. My bad.
 
3:40 PM
So guess who just won a Washington State Book Award? http://t.co/sc2PUIQMit
I use Glasswire. As far as I can tell, it does tell me everything which Windows itself is sending to its telemetry servers.
 
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Q: My Machanic died in a dungeon, how do i get her to spawn again?

Dat gamerI didn't house her, but I can't now because she died in the dungeon. Will she spawn again?

 
3:57 PM
 
@MBraedley GOD DAMN IT @MBRAEDLEY
 
erreur
 
@MBRAEDLEY WORST EDLEY
 

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