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Q: Stuck on Dragon Rising quest

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I'm stuck on the Dragon Rising quest. I've already killed the dragon and it tells me the next part is to investigate the dragon. I've already done that, but it doesn't change or update the quest. All Whiterun soldiers that were with me in the quest are still ducked down just as they did to prepar...

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> unexplained issues

The kid that made the "bomb-resembling" clock and got in trouble for it got lots of free stuff from Microsoft

@Chippies Holy shit. That's a lot of stuff

> furiously makes bomb-resembling clock

first comment :P

that is a lot of stuff, there's even a 3d printer in there

12:21 AM

I heard about that. IT's great.

@Chippies Yeah, that's awesome

I love how all these people reaching to this kid just proves how terrible and stupid that school is.

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Q: Pokemon Platinum HM Glitch

In Pokemon Platinum, my game always makes a weird black thing on the screen whenever I use an HM. This is not part of the usual HM move animation. I bought this game new, and it continues to do this even if I restart the game. This does not affect game play, but I was wondering if there were any ...

In other news, Sarah Palin continues to be racist.

On the other hand, the only reason he got all this stuff is because they made a big (public) deal from it. I wouldn't be surprised if similar stuff happens and no one just makes it into a public thing

12:23 AM

> Similarly, Bristol Palin has slammed President Obama for 'egging on' racial divisions by inviting the 14-year-old boy to the White House after Wednesday's incident.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3241485/That-s-clock-m-Queen-England-Sarah-Palin-says-Ahmed-Mohamed-NOT-innocent.html#ixzz3mQFdN9q4
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oh fuck you daily mail

I'm glad I have adblock

> This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the "Black Lives Matter" crowd and encourages victimhood.

Man, GG Sarah Palin

stay racist

> 'The clock is still in custody with the police,' he said. 'I want it back with my humility.'

Of course it is

anyways, off to watch Life

and then bed

GHOOD NIGHT BRIDGE

YOU WILL BE MISSED

spugsley

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

user15026

@Wipqozn To my brain, Life is a cereal, so I have a very odd picture in my head of what you are doing now.

12:48 AM

Hi @spugsley

@AshleyNunn sounds like @Wipqozn is a cereal peeper

user15026

@GodEmperorDune giggles something like that yeah

Q: Why can't I submit portals any longer?

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I've been playing Ingress for ~2 years. I have 70 portals approved. I play on a new-ish Android phone (oneplus one, cyanogenmod). I've always been able to submit a portal by turning on auto-sync, then, within the game, long-pressing on my scanner, then sliding right to select "create portal". I'...

ingress

1:08 AM

Z Nation, while gory, doesn't take itself too seriously.

Watching a zombie stripper swing around a pole until her arm tears off is both amusing and gross in equal parts.

user15026

See, I could read a book about that but not watch it

1:35 AM

Wow. VW's stock fell 20% after they admitted they gamed the emission testing.

Q: Do I need to own the original Destiny game to play The Taken King?

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This question is similar to Are the earlier expansions required for The Taken King? So I used to own Destiny, and I also had both of the expansion packs, but I ended up trading in the game so I no longer have a game disc but i technically still have an account that has a key for the original gam...

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@Frank the U.S. Justice dept recently claimed that they were going to start pressing for jail time for white collar crimes instead of large sums of money that the business shrugs off. We'll see how they handle the VW investigation

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, good luck with that.

There's a reason corporations have armies of lawyers; to prevent exactly that.

@Frank Hence "pressing".

they had armies of lawyers in the 80s, but a bunch of people went to jail anyway

It's more about the govt appetite to pursue these types of cases than about the defense team

1:49 AM

@GodEmperorDune In which case, VW will just throw millions at them, and that'll satisfy the government.

The chances of this going to trial is virtually nil; the public backlash just isn't there.

They're also not an American company, so there is less of a "don't hurt the job creators" as well

Q: Are there instances where you must attack enemies?

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I'd really like to keep this as spoiler free as possible. I'm fairly early on in Undertale. I've just gotten to Toriel's home. I'm not sure where to go, but it "doesn't seem like talking is the solution" and I'm not sure how to "show mercy without running away" Are there instance...

undertale

I think he's just arguing for the sake of it

Also possible

If there's anyone more cynical than me, it's @Frank

...Welp. If you bought "TSA-approved" suitcase locks in the last couple of years, might as well throw them out.

You can now 3D-print a TSA master key. And they don't give a shit.

user15026

1:54 AM

@Frank Oh, that's been the case for a while now.

user15026

The images of the keys have been floating about for weeks

@AshleyNunn Yeah. Wish I had known that before I went to London, though.

Might as well just not have locked my luggage.

user15026

(This is true of more master key type things than people realize)

I don't lock my luggage

Or just put a different lock on it with the words, "Fuck you TSA" on it.

1:58 AM

@GodEmperorDune and that's when the well paid "scapegoat" position opens for hiring

user15026

I've only flown once and that was with a backpack and a messenger bag so I didn't have to check anything

@AshleyNunn Yeah, it was really fascinating to read about that

user15026

Just in general the whole "post pictures of keys on line oh look surprise they can be 3D printed what a shock" thing just....fascinates and amuses me

user15026

Mostly the whole "BUT NO HOW WOULD YOU" reaction

user15026

3D printer + that lovely high res image of your house key you posted because OMG NEW HOUSE YAY = recipe for fun and disaster

user15026

2:02 AM

In general this is teaching me that most of the world doesn't look at everything like a disaster scenario waiting to play out.

@AshleyNunn There was a thing a few years ago where researchers managed to duplicate a key from a picture (taken from the top of a building) of it lying on a table

user15026

@SaintWacko Yep, it's fascinating as heck because people seem to think keys = automatic magical protection from things

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh man Kenji's Serious Eats article about how much not a cookbook his cookbook is makes me want it even more.....

user15026

but I don't currently have the money to justify it in any real sense

2:37 AM

Turn Oedipus into a story about the grandfather paradox

I mean, the story is already halfway there

Q: I lost shadowmere after riding arvak in Solstheim how do i get her back?

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During the dragonborn questline I didn't think about shadowmere and summomed arvak in solstheim because I needed to travel a really long distance. I have finished dragonborn and done a bunch of other quest and leveling up, but after I while I returned home and shadowmere was gone. I looked where ...

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3:04 AM

@AshleyNunn I thought this might interest you - fabulous opening sentences from science fiction and beyond: tor.com/2015/09/15/five-books-with-fabulous-first-sentences. Read the editor's picks, then scroll down for the reader's

Unionhawk

@Frank That's the best way to guarantee your lock gets cut off, really

@PrivatePansy The picture on that article is of the second-coolest scifi setting I've come across

> It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried out bed of the old North Sea.

Yes

Oh yes, I loved the Mortal Engines series when I was young

One of my first introduction to the scifi genre. Absolutely fantastic

3:22 AM

store.steampowered.com/app/350050

gib pls

user15026

I have read Feed, it is excellent. One of my favourite YA scifi-ish things. Book of a Thousand Days is also lovely.

user15026

I want to read Mortal Engines now.

Those opening lines in the comments are great

Bible guy was a bit over the top though

Aequitas

@GnomeSlice why is there no price or anything?

@Aequitas Not released yet.

Aequitas

3:36 AM

ah

user15026

4:07 AM

@GodEmperorDune I want to read so many of these books now

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Q: Amount of warding

So I was wondering, after watching some LCS games, I normally place anywhere from 28-36 wards in a 45 minute game when I'm support. Should that number be higher? These guys in the pros are placing like 80-90 wards in their games, but since I'm in low ELO (B3), I definitely don't have to place a...

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@AshleyNunn yeah, me too

woot, I won another KOL raffle @AshleyNunn @Yuuki @otherKOLPeople

> You put the mutant fire ant egg in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.
It hatches into a mutant fire ant, which scuttles around your terrarium while your other familiars cower in fear.

user15026

Raffle?

@AshleyNunn kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Raffle_House

Two and half hours later, I have less than a single leg built.

4:22 AM

it's kind of expensive

And fingers hurt.

i buy 20 tickets a day

@Frank but its a good looking leg, right?

@GodEmperorDune Looks mostly like a black leg with some red paint and a little bit of silver.

@Frank sounds good to me

The red paint is flaking off, since I have to press so hard. :\

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

4:26 AM

:/

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Minecraft

Proposed Q&A site for those interested in learning about creating mods, skins, texture packs, and other cool things in Minecraft.

Currently in definition.

Q: Fifa 16 - Sprint key not working in keyboard

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My sprint key isn't working in Fifa 16. I use "E". I changed it other keys as well but the player simply won't sprint. What's the solution?

fifa-16

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@GodEmperorDune interesting. I didn't know about those. Probably a low chance of winning though, yeah?

@AshleyNunn i've won twice in maybe a month or so?

i have no idea of the odds

it could be that fewer people bought tickets on the days I won

user15026

Neat you won twice though

4:31 AM

yeah

i could probably dig back through logs and figure out how much it actually cost to win, but i'm lazy

Aequitas

5:02 AM

i.imgur.com/xbPHvjx.png dem ads tho

6:51 AM

Morning

@5pike evening

7:10 AM

gromwwroingrowmringgroing

user58869

what is that?

user58869

didgeridoo?

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Q: How to secure your FOB?

Is there an optimal strategy to secure your FOB against raids if you are off line (not playing the game) most of the time? I have a very limited time to play games and on line raids appeal to me about as much as stabbing myself in the face with a rusty spoon. While it might be possible to finish...

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Thems Fightin' Herds aka Fighting is Magic has reached 100k within 18h of crowdfunding. indiegogo.com/projects/them-s-fightin-herds

7:26 AM

so it's now a game about sheep?

user58869

ponies

Rainbaaaah Posh

user58869

no, actually, bovine creatures

-1 not enough goats, then

Q: How can I get rid of Working Joes?

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There are multiple moments in Alien Isolation when I have to deal with Working Joes. They are hard to kill with the revolver, specially when there are more than one. Fire doesn't seem to be very effecrtive either. Which strategy is more effective against them?

alien-isolation

7:43 AM

@badp something like that

Morning chat

Morning @kevin

@KevinvanderVelden evening

7:56 AM

Morning.

Mornin

Enough with this morning shenanigans!

Hey, at least noone is saying good morning

@KevinvanderVelden Well, you did now

@5pike as an example doesn't count

I'm not saying morning is good, it isn't it is horrible

Can I go back to bed yet?

8:04 AM

@KevinvanderVelden As punishment, no

@5pike :'(

no idea where to go next in Dark souls 2 D:

@djsmiley2k morningwards

@djsmiley2k You probably need to die.

@djsmiley2k Where are you?

8:07 AM

:D

I'm by the far fire :P

just got the.... misty something?

@5pike He's at soup

@badp Your talking rights are revoked until we find out where @djsmiley2k needs to go next

lol

headinb back to the nest atm anyway as I have lots of smooth stones.

I'm a strong independent mod abuser who don't need no talkin' rights

@djsmiley2k Do that and then go back to Majula and check your warp points.

8:12 AM

I do seem to be missing random bonfires

It is 13 degrees C outside, coworker why do you want the window to be open?

12.5C here

at work thre is no windows.

@KevinvanderVelden The coffee is too hot

He drinks just water

The water is too hot

8:14 AM

@djsmiley2k Which bosses did you fight last?

spoke to achent dragon

before that errr

white woman and black guy at same time

@djsmiley2k Ok, so you are pretty much @ end-game

Yeah I believe so

But not actually sure where to go :D

o_O my estus flask has 11 charges o_O

@djsmiley2k Wait a moment, I'm checking some things. I think you need to meet some requirements before the final boss triggers.

You should find Isaac in the Chest

8:18 AM

No one should do that

@badp I launched all cats, does that count?

also Gruntilda by the shipwreck

@djsmiley2k Only if you've collected all chaos emeralds

what is the whole 'area' after sinners' rise

I don't have any bonfires there o_O

Well I can go super saiyen so I must have?

you mean the one you get to by kneeling by the leftmost side of the map for a good 40 seconds?

darn tornadoes

and between the shaded woods bonfires and earthen peak - gap of 2 areas unvisited?

8:21 AM

@KevinvanderVelden BUT you truly want to git gut, THOU MUST

@badp Lies

I haven't been to the Iron Keep...

@djsmiley2k Do you have the kings ring?

yes

Had to have it to fight mr and mrs'

Ok. Did you visit the giants dreams?

8:26 AM

Nope

but should I not go iron keep to get that soul?

actually, I've given mcduff the dull ember, so maybe I already did XD

Is that where the giant skelington bosses were?

@djsmiley2k If you have defeated the old iron king and kindled the primal bonfire, you are done with that area (game completion wise).

@djsmiley2k I think you need to visit 1 specific giants dream, defeat a boss to get an important item and then you can go back to the throne and finish the game.

I've not defeated myria

orwhatever her name is, Just found her

poison one.

I never drained it either, etf D:

Someone interested in some more ex-tenant ranting? I found some things after they left. Bad things.

@Arperum Yes please.

@djsmiley2k Wait, you didn't defeat Mytha, but you already visited the Iron keep? What?

YOU CHEAT

8:38 AM

Yesterday after they left I went upstairs. Couldn't enter my room because of the cleanly folded pile of unused blanket pile. Right next to the bucket with water with cleaning supplies and a floorcloth still in it.

If you use a floorcloth you fucking clean it...

Also: try cleaning all of the room when you clean.

but hey! they cleaned!

Under the bed there was still a lot of dust. And empty bottles from fruit juice or such.

@5pike I thought I had as I can use McDuff,.

And the sheets on the bed were not removed. And since I know they had some fun in bed, they need to be cleaned.

but nope.

8:41 AM

Pulling one away revealed a used paper tissue.

That's when I left the room in disgust.

I cleaned that floorcloth and put the cleaning stuff away.

They also said something like "the ashtray has fallen, but we'll clean it up" (note: I placed it outside on a table, they moved it to a windowsill that is not exactly flat.)

I assumed they meant they had to clean up the ash and cigarettes.

I found some broken glasspieces from it in a bag next to the garbage can later on the evening.

"Oh, that's where that thing went, I couldn't find it outside"

So I got a little extra annoyed.

This morning it got worse

:(

I went outside and saw where the bloody thing broke in daylight.

THERE WERE STILL GLASS SHARDS ON THE WINDOWSILL, WHERE PIXEL REGULARLY CLIMBS ON AND SITS.

Also: how the fuck do you get those tiny shards up on the windowsill without breaking your object at said place.

They must have smashed that thing into the windowsill or something.

There were also still cigarettes outside on the ground.

@djsmiley2k Well, now you know what to do next. Finish the Iron keep.

The haze is so bad now it feels like we have a smoker as house guest

And that ashtray was pretty sturdy, sure, it was aglass, but it fell from the table at some point before (when a storm blew the table on the ground) and that didn't even damage it.

8:49 AM

Which we kind of do, in the form of an entire country

THEY RISKED MY CAT GETTING HURT.

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That is the fucking worst.

Do you have a contract? One that specifies that they should take care of your property and not endanger your cats? You can probably take them to small claims court, or at least threaten them a little

@PrivatePansy They're broke

I'm not going to waste my time with that. All that's going to do is them still not having money and me having costs of the court.

Wait, why does Amazon.com's homepage have an ad for League of Legends?

8:57 AM

@Arperum learning out the window smoking

@djsmiley2k If they had done that I would have literally picked up their stuff and thrown them on the street.

If you want to smoke, you go outside.

@Arperum didn't you eventually do that

@Arperum It's funny how it works. If you're broke, it isn't worth going after you. If you're rich, it isn't worth going after you.

@badp Sort of, I gave them some time to leave. They decided to leave faster than I required. That was fine for me.

9:01 AM

@Arperum It sounds they left a tad too fast.

Smoking in the house would be literally. "Get out. Now. Your stuff will follow you, but you are leaving this very second."

@badp I can handle all the shit, the only part that I'mm really mad about is the part where they risked Pixel getting hurt.

@5pike yup thanks

9:16 AM

Scroll down to 'Add a Friend'. Observe image.

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@fredley HA

@fredley Nice.

9:28 AM

It looks like a fog, but it's actually haze

The air has a burnt smell

9:40 AM

@AshleyNunn documentary

@PrivatePansy mmmmm pollution

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

leaves for work

@Wipqozn You're a terrible person

9:51 AM

Today in "That weird thing @fredley posted on the Bridge"

@fredley What the fuck?

^

^ +1

You've gotta admit that couch gag was genius though

@PrivatePansy But is he terribler than the future?

or is the future @Wipqozn all the way down

11:11 AM

The #haze in Palangka Raya, Kalimantan, where the PSI is around 1995 http://bit.ly/1FZmNPi Pic: @aantoinette http://t.co/D7toX3ZCMh

Tweeted by ChannelNewsAsia on September 22, 2015 at 8:32 AM

New high score achieved!

@PrivatePansy That is scary.

And every breath you take in that probably reduces your life expectancy by a month.

@PrivatePansy wut

Probably safer to smoke cigarettes: at least you'll be breathing through a filter

@fredley Which doesn't work right, if you hold the cigarette on the filter part.

11:28 AM

@5pike It doesn't?

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Q: Obsolete Material

Are - "Hadronic Essence" - "Plasteel Plating" - "Sapphire Wire" now total obsolete so i can trade all of them for "Armor Materials", without regretting it in a while? Are there any other materials that are totally obsolete? Im just asking this because im a day one player that hasnt played Dest...

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@fredley From what I've heard a while ago, the filter part of a cigarette has pores which lets air pass through the filter. If you hold the cig at that part (which is quit usual) and inhale, the filter potential is tremendously reduced.

Using Control Center on your iPhone

@5pike TIL

@fredley I could be wrong though. Saw it on TV quite some time ago.

Blegh. I hope this is the final update from my ex-tenants.

I went to empty the room they used.

Filth found: four used paper handkerchiefs (two between the sheets and the matress) two on the ground. filthy sheets still on the bed. two empty plastic drink bottles. One piece of used underwear.

11:39 AM

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Q: How to secure your FOB?

Is there an optimal strategy to secure your FOB against raids if you are off line (not playing the game) most of the time? I have a very limited time to play games and on line raids appeal to me about as much as stabbing myself in the face with a rusty spoon. While it might be possible to finish...

mgs-5-the-phantom-pain

Is this question about Metal Gear Online 3 or Phantom Pain?

Well somebody seem to hate Greek alphabets

@Powerlord Phantom Pain

Also: I found an empty glass pot in the kitchen containing a moldy piece of tomato

@5pike So... your base gets raided when offline in a single player game?

@Powerlord Yeah, but only the FOB, and you can only lose the resources the FOB gathered.

AFAIK

11:42 AM

Also, why was I at work 2 hours early today?

I have a meeting that's the last hour and a half of my normal shift, so I can't leave early.

@Arperum Probably best to just burn the place down

@fredley I have been thinking about cleaning that room with fire.

I also found one clean piece of underwear on the drying rack. They seem to have missed that.

So now they are both one piece of underwear short.

Which might not sound all that bad, but if all you have fits in the trunk of a car, that's something.

Also, they forgot a leather jacket over here.

@Arperum You've changed the locks right?

I don't think a landlord needs to change his locks every time he gets new tenanta

a=s

That's pretty nast though

Sounds like those were some stunned individuals

@GnomeSlice But this time...

11:56 AM

People with money problems can do stupid shit

Reminder: all of us are only a few meals away from doing crazy stuff too!

@fredley Especially if those meals contains alcohol

sup chaps

bored at work waiting for systems to load D:

We're due for anther episodes of adventures in small anthropomorphic horses turned into creepy high school teenagers movie

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Pls no

Also I find it less creepy when they're human

12:04 PM

Please, it's more painful for me than for you

You don't have to watch it

@GnomeSlice That's not how they actually look like in the movie. In the movie they keep their original color. Which is bleeeeugh

I've seen pictures

They've been posted in here before

Still not that weird, smurfs were blue

Smurfs don't look like teenagers and attend high school

Teen girl shows are all about fantasy girls these days. Aren't they all like white and grey in Monster High or something

We have a cake based on that at my bakery

It's pretty popular

They look like they're dead

12:11 PM

@PrivatePansy The third one is coming out shortly, isn't it?

Yes. I saw those before Equestria Girls came out. Ironically the first thing I thought was that thank goodness the ponies didn't look like that

Well now they do

Bleeeeeeeugh

lolol

@Powerlord Yeah, September 27 or something, I think? Straight to television, with no theater release this time

Hahahahahahaha

Uuugghhhhhh I forgot to plug my phone in lvernight

Governing

Overnight

Have to charge it at work now

I mean, I know from the toys what executives at Mattel and Hasbro think teenage girls like. Doesn't mean I have to like what they like

12:19 PM

Of course not, you don't have to be the target audience to enjoy something

I still like spongebob

I used to be OBSESSED with it though

From watching many adverts, most companies don't know who their target audience are

Maybe you just dont know who they are

There's primary targets, secondary targets

Primary for MLP is young girls, secondary is bronies

Spongebob has jokes for adults too

But still primarily a children's show

Actually, no. Incidental audience, not secondary

Secondary would be the family

@GnomeSlice lol ok

Fucking bus is late I'm gonna have to run again to be there on time

12:24 PM

I can't think of an example now D:

Off to the races I guess, bye. >.>