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1:35 AM
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Q: How do you earn legendary marks?

SighWith the release of The Taken King expansion for Destiny Legendary Marks have been added to the game. How do you earn them?

 
1:48 AM
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Q: Is Herobrine active on peaceful mode?

RyanHerobrine creeps me out, and my house is in an area with a lot of hiding spots.When I was building my house, I got this creepy feeling that Herobrine was watching me... Please prove me wrong...

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Q: Cant join servers

katThe same thing is happening to me to. I wanted to play minecraft with my sister and I couldn't join her server. We both have the new update and are connected to the same wifi.

 
2:46 AM
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> Ticket Status: Closed, could not reproduce
 
@Yuuki pretty much
people are so annoying
 
3:05 AM
wat
so it's a greenscreen or something
but still confused
@fredley Also reading it backwards is amusing also.
 
Worry not. I am arrive
 
@GnomeSlice The miracles of video editing
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice This makes me thirsty, and regret the fact I bought stupid peach juice instead of Sprite at the store
 
3:24 AM
Peach juice actually sounds more delicious to me, but I chalk that up to me being crazy about peaches.
 
user15026
@Yuuki It's the fake pretend kind that tastes like they juiced a Fuzzy Peach candy. It has Minions on the label.
 
user15026
It was 10 cents cheaper than the pop and I didn't know if I wanted bubbles.
 
I hate debugging verilog
It, more so than anything else, is still magic to me
 
Dark or voodoo?
Or friendship is?
 
I'd say voodoo, I guess.
It's one of those things where if it works, I have no idea why it works
 
3:34 AM
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Q: Is there an app to do wholesale dweller management for Fallout Shelter?

SchwernManaging my dwellers can be tedious through the existing interface. For example... Upgrading weapons, who has the worst? Who has the most actual HP? Who is equipped with what costume/weapon? Which costumes in storge provide the most of a certain stat? Is there an app to do this wholesale dwel...

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Q: how do i get imperials to stop attacking me on sight?

Skullhammer123whenever i travel to a city that is controlled by imperials i get attacked by all of the guards and i don't know why, (i'm stormcloak but normally imperials don't attack me), i have looked on Skyrim nexus for a mod to fix this but no luck. i have looked on google for a fix and still no luck. this...

 
user15026
Dear me ten years ago why didn't you do just a little better in math
 
What do you need help with?
 
user15026
3:54 AM
Nothing in particular at the moment, I am just poking Dragon Box with a stick again and realizing I am not good at algebra type math
 
Just do what the rest of us do - formulate an equation and stick it into WolframAlpha
 
user15026
Hard to do that with tiny monsters
 
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Q: PS3 wont turn on

jaycyborgMy ps3 super slim stopped working suddenly. It was working fine with no issues, but one day it just refused to turn on . Not even the red LED glows now. I tested the PSU following this video Ps3 Super slim .I confirm PSU is working well . So I am not sure what has gone wrong. Any help is apprecia...

 
4:14 AM
That's the result of this evening.
 
user15026
Looks pretty awesome so far :D
 
And now my fingers hurt, from pushing all the pieces together.
 
4:30 AM
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Q: SSB4 Timber with Multiple Villagers

terminex9If multiple Villagers are playing in the same game and they all grow trees with Down+B, are each of them able to cut each other's trees down?

 
4:44 AM
I apologize, but this made me laugh a lot more than it should because my local radio has been playing that song non-stop.
 
user15026
@Yuuki cracks the hell up forever and ever
 
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Q: SSB4 Reflect Damage Multiplier Cap

terminex9In SSB4, most reflect moves, such as Pit's Guardian Orbitars, reflect projectiles and put a multiplier on the damage of the reflected projectile. Assuming that two players are able to perfectly time the reflects, a projectile could keep getting reflected back and forth between the two. Is there a...

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Q: LoL Untargetable After End of Game

terminex9In League of Legends, once the game is over do players become untargetable? For instance, if an Ashe on the winning team shot an arrow from her own fountain to the other team's fountain before the end of the game, would the arrow still explode if it hit one of the enemy champions after the end of...

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Q: How to get gameplay sound from the new xbox one controller?

D_E_MI can't get the gameplay sound using earpphones plugged into the new xbox controller. I can chat with no problems on skype.

 
(fires up Story of Seasons)
Okay... what the hell was I doing before?
 
5:01 AM
@Yuuki Reminds me of all those "Asshole Jesus" images. Those cracked me up back in the day.
Not as good as I remember.
 
@twobugs raptor jesus was better
 
 
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6:35 AM
> You deliver the final blow, which makes a noise sort of halfway between a wet crunch and a splat. Splunch, maybe.
Yog-Urt shudders, then goes limp. Her hideous bulk quickly dissolves in the seawater, leaving nothing behind but... well, a thing?

You look around, but all the priests have left. So whatever this is, it's yours for the taking:
@Yuuki yog urt was immune to summon levitugua because its not elemental. Saucegeyser took it down, no probs
 
6:50 AM
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Q: LWJGL games crash with EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION

Guillaume JacqueminI have this problem in almost all games that use Java/LWJGL, like Minecraft, 3079 -- Block Action RPG, and 3089 -- Futuristic Action RPG. Computer specifications OS: Windows 8.1 x64 CPU: Intel i5-3230M Quad Core @ 2.6 GHz (3.2 GHz with Turbo Boost) RAM: 8 GB DDR3 @ 1600 MHz GPU: Nvidia Optimus...

 
7:04 AM
mmmmormrornorrnmornmironmg
I'm all wet and bothered. Bothered by the sudden, torrential downpour of rain.
 
@badp Morning
ƃuᴉuɹoW dpɐq@
 
@5pike evening
 
7:26 AM
The rain is real
also real: @fredley pls
 
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Q: Accused of breaking a promise I didn't make

GeoffAtkinsPlaying as England and was asked by Dido to stop claiming land near her. I forget the exact wording of the response, but the intent was "I'll do what I want you whining cow, jog on." Then about twenty turns later, she accuses me of breaking my promise. Aside from the fact that I made no such pr...

 
7:44 AM
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Q: Why Nomura says that the development for the Final fantasy xiv is going well?

Fern ChenNomura says that the development for the game is going well but that there is plenty left to do. The director said that the team has basically laid the groundwork for the game but there are aspects of Kingdom Hearts 3 that are in varied states of finished. In total, the director says that “The ba...

 
@Lazers2.0 Go away spam
 
8:05 AM
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Q: Can one please elaborate the 'Engi Colony Hiding' encounter?

Shlomi OhayonI've stumble the 'Engi Colony Hiding' encounter: You notice an Engi colony hiding on the other side of a nearby moon. It turns out they're excavating an equipment cache from the Federation-Mantis War, and they suggest it might be used to lure the pursuing rebel fleet. I can't seem to ...

 
8:28 AM
@badp pls
 
8:40 AM
grow home confuses me still D:
 
9:08 AM
 
@fredley Nevermind. Found it already.
 
@AshleyNunn I've completed(and 3starred) all grids of main mode of that cat puzzle game, but I don't get the achievement because there are two packs that are "coming soon", but they already count for the achievements :(
The extra levels were also pretty easy.
 
9:31 AM
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Q: Competitive lobby maximum rank difference

teodozjanWhat is exact rank cap for competitive mode in CS:GO? For example: I have two friends, a Master Guardian I and a Master Guardian II. What will be lowest rank that will be able to play with them without getting full team?

 
10:08 AM
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Q: mine craft. is there a way to have

davidis there a way to have more then 1 charter save on my map I only have 1 account but there is 3 of us. we want to all play on the same map and have are own stuff and with my mods are own nation

 
10:29 AM
 
@PrivatePansy She should totally call it the ostentatiatory
 
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Q: How can I see the achievements while playing?

Shlomi OhayonIs there a way to see the achievements after a new game started?

 
10:45 AM
sslmate is coooool
$ sslmate buy my.domain.com
============ Order summary ============
      Hostnames: my.domain.com
                 www.my.domain.com
        Product: 1 Year Standard SSL
          Price: 15.95
     Auto-Renew: Yes
 Approver Email: fredley@domain.com

=========== Payment details ===========
Payment Method: MasterCard ending in 1234
    Amount Due: 15.95 (USD)

Press ENTER to confirm order (or q to quit):
Generating private key... Done.
Generating CSR... Done.
Placing order...
Order complete.
 
Best part: it automatically chains the certs
 
That's pretty neat
 
Can configure a daemon to autorenew the certs too
 
@fredley yes but do you have to save your payment method in a plaintext configuration file?
 
10:51 AM
@badp No, you configure it on their site (payments handled by Stripe IIRC)
you run sslmate link to authenticate sslmate on the machine
 
oic, it's a local client for their website
the world needs more ncurses web clients
 
Also there's a (mandatory) verification step via email
Now, for the rest of the day my server is going to chew through openssl dhparam -out dhparam.pem 2048
 
Gaming™
 
11:07 AM
@fredley pls
 
@badp pls
 
(I took ten minutes to find a way to upload this gif so you better be grateful)
(why are you not grateful)
 
Grateful grate: full.
 
@Arperum cc @AshleyNunn @Yuuki @Wipqozn @KevinvanderVelden @djsmiley2k @OtherPeopleWhoReadALotOrListenToBlindGuardian
 
U hilighted yourself :D
and hi
I'm not sure what Blind Guardian is, but I'll take a look
 
@djsmiley2k Best band in the world.
 
11:34 AM
@fredley Martin Shkreli is a fucking douche.
 
@5pike Latest development: it was all a setup: he short-sold stock in his own company, and deliberately tanked it
 
Oh, I raise the price of something you need to survive by 5500%. That's not going to cause any problems at all. FOr anyone.
 
You don't become a CEO of a company like that, by caring about the little guy.
 
@Arperum He didn't do that to make money, he did it to draw negative attention to himself, so that the value of his own company would plummet
 
@fredley Still makes him a complete douche.
 
11:37 AM
@Arperum Oh yeah
 
In the financial year 2012/13, Oxfam said its chief executive was paid £119,560 - a figure the charity says is in "the lower quartile of what other large charities paid for their chief executives".
For example.
 
@fredley That sounds illegal. Is it?
 
Yer
'insider knowledge
or smoething.
 
@Arperum wait, that pinged me. I thought there was a 3 person limit?
 
11:41 AM
@KevinvanderVelden There is not.
 
@yuu @cam @ping @ash @Matte @people @ash @yuu @want
 
Read it like you're Sean Connery
 
I see...
 
11:53 AM
lol
 
12:04 PM
The readings at zero were either caused by the sensors breaking down or integer overflowing
 
Did they jump cut away all the dialogue or just mute the voice?
 
Look at that ad. Right up there at the top.
Making it so it's literally the only thing you'll see on your phoe
 
@Wipqozn sweet baby jebus
That popup
 
@fredley Oh yeah, that thing too
 
12:13 PM
Dismiss popup
whole page is ad
 
Guess who proposed the pop-up and the ad?
 
@Wipqozn?
 
@fredley Our "User Advocate"
 
Click cartoon: is just image link
 
Well someone has to advocate having users.
 
12:14 PM
Who used to be the head of our AdOps team.
 
also wtf console
Glad somebody spent the time implementing styling of console messages, and that that time wasn't wasted by keeping it to just the dev server
srs
So many ads, they're even in the console!
At least some of the ads were blocked by CORS, so I guess there's that
And you sent over script.js uncompressed and unobfusticated! Hooray!
 
IS YOUR JAVASCRIPT CONSOLE SHOWING YOU ADS?
 
// ************************************* TIMER EVENT FRAME ANIMATION ************************************************* //

function playAnim()
{
    // pause timer and anim if info tab is showing
    if( infoIsShowing ) return;

    // get the page from the page array
    frameTimer++;

    switch( frameTimer )
    {
        case 10:
            elmId("ImageLoadHider").style.left = "350px";
            addFrame();
            break;
        case 80:
            elmId("frameRollover").removeEventListener("mouseover", infoUp);
glorious
 
GET CONSOLEBLOCK PLUS TODAY
 
var loops, pageOrder, Icon_Image_Status, frameDelay, speed;

var bgImage, endCardImage, tabImage, CTAImage, CopyPanelImage, IconImage, ProdImage1, ProdImage2, ProdImage3, HumanistImage1, HumanistImage2, ServiceMessageImage, LogoImage;

var HumanistText1_1, HumanistText2_1, HumanistText1_2, HumanistText2_2, HumanistTabText1, HumanistTabText2, HumanistTabText1,HumanistTabText2, HumanistInfoTitle1, HumanistInfoTitle2, HumanistInfoCopy1, HumanistInfoCopy2, HumanistPrice1_1, HumanistPrice1_2, HumanistPrice2_1, HumanistPrice2_2;
such var
 
12:21 PM
They clearly know about the existence of arrays...
 
@PrivatePansy var imagesArray = ["bgImage", "endCardImage", "tabImage", "CTAImage", "CopyPanelImage", "IconImage", "ProdImage1", "ProdImage2", "ProdImage3", "HumanistImage1", "HumanistImage2", "ServiceMessageImage", "LogoImage"];
There's ~100 var declarations in a ~700 line file.
Oh man
 
Our school's learning system's breadcrumb. The red part is actually useful markup. The blue part is just... I don't know
They took the actual markup and added around 6 more layers of markup that does absolutely nothing
I verified this by unwrapping that ul.breadcrumb element 6 times, and quite literally nothing changed, both in terms of visuals and functionality
 
@Wipqozn: <title>HTML5 SVN TEMPLATE (300x250)</title>
 
@fredley <title>INSERT TITLE HERE</title>
 
j
j
(all the js are different)
Also loads unminified jQuery!
 
12:30 PM
for (var j = 0; j < fredley.sanity; j++) $.loadScript('j');
 
The page load is 1.2MB
for mobile
255 requests
Nope, sorry, that was with cache. Disable cache and page load goes up to 2.1MB
Which takes 40s on my T1 line
The stylesheets aren't minified
bootstrap is not minified
Using jQuery 1.3, which has an XSS vulnerability
 
@PrivatePansy fredley.sanity is defined as -inf
 
while(fredley.find(New Bug bug)){
   fredley.sanity--;
}
 
I'm happy to say I had absolutely nothing to do with the mobile site.
Which, btw, is responsive, but we only show onmobile devices
 
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Q: My friendly mobs are disappearing, what can cause this?

ThorsalRecently I build a kind of a zoo in my single player MineCraft world. My goal was to display most (if not all) mobs in the game. Each mob is named using a name tag to prevent despawning and each mob is placed in their own cage (a well lit, 5x5x5 blocks room). After I filled the first few cages wi...

 
12:39 PM
@Wipqozn facepalm.gif
@Wipqozn Your SSL config is also borken
 
@fredley fredley.pls()
 
public void pls() throws PlsException{
  throw new PlsException();
}
 
Man, @fredley must have some exceptional handling of plsexceptions with all the exponent @badp is playing
 
@Unionhawk If the exception isn't handled, fredley just crashes
 
@fredley could I say you're maximum overgrate
 
12:44 PM
@badp No
 
I'm still about 70 orders of magnitude away from Inf
 
I mean I guess you could
 
I wonder if the page won't just try and create infinity achievements
 
public void addGrate(int amount) throws GrateFullException{
  if(amount + this.grate > GRATE_MAX){
    throw new GrateFullException();
  }
  this.grate += amount;
}
 
  fredley.pls()
 
12:47 PM
badp.pls()
 
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Q: Using Insights in Bloodborne

ChironCurrently I have something like 7 or 8 Insight points in Bloodborne. Some items from the shop can only be bought by Insight points. But what is the effect of decreasing Insight points? Also, should I keep them for something important later?

 
function badp () {
  this.pls = function () {
    fredley.pls()
  }
}
did I script them javas right
 
Probably
 
class fredley:

  def pls():
    global badp
    badp.pls()
 
-1, old style class
or +1, Python 3
 
12:50 PM
-1, old style badp
or +1, bad3
 
I'm badp v26
 
cc @AshleyNunn
 
@badp You only do yearly builds? I'm never buying from you again.
 
v26.11.13
 
12:54 PM
the kind of clickbait where you don't want to click it because the picture and headline are more than enough http://t.co/vmV3j7xmAL
 
@RonanForman no, they're yearly version bumps
 
People all over the world
Join hands
join the dog train
the dog train
 
cc @LessPop_MoreFizz
 
Wow, the season finale to Star vs. the Forces of Evil. So weird, I could've sworn I was watching Gravity Falls for a second there
 
12:59 PM
Help, I'm now stuck in the Soul Train part of YouTube
 
@fredley .pls()
 
Hopefully the exception handler bubbled you straight out of YouTube
 
@Chippies I have questions, like how is this funded
 
@fredley They have ads on the page.
 
1:09 PM
@Arperum lol, ads
SHOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN THE CONSOLE
 
It might not do much, but it's something
 
@fredley no idea, just figured it's something you'd be interested in
 
@KevinvanderVelden @OtherPebblers amazon.com/gp/product/…
 
@fredley Yeah. That likely won't be fixed until we rebuild the entire site. The company we outsourced the site to 6 years ago used a lot of static URLs, so there's "http" links all over the code. There's other problems with it to.
our website is fucking garbage
 
@fredley I do not have a smartwatch
 
1:21 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Who have I got you confused with?
 
It looks like in 2016 we'll be rebuilding the entire thing. The front end, back end,e t cetera
 
@Wipqozn Yup
 
@fredley I do not know
 
Ibelieve we'll be going headless drupal
 
Was it @SaintWacko?
Or @MBraedley?
 
1:22 PM
@fredley The company we outsourced the site to had no idea how to use Drupal, so it's a huge mess.
I wasn't around for that, but my boss talks about how he was talking about all these signs that woul indicate it was a bad idea tog et these folks to make it, and management was all "lalalla we're not listening"
 
@Wipqozn Eugh, Drupal
 
@fredley Me
 
@fredley That was how I felt at first, but I've come to like it.
 
@Wipqozn Burn the witch
 
@fredley What the hell? Are you kidding? Right after the Pebble Time?
 
1:25 PM
@SaintWacko It looks legit
They've had a timer up on their site for a while now, due to expire later today
And this is a listing from the official Pebble Amazon account
Unless it's a hoax to extract internet tears
 
Y'know, every time I feel like I'm bad at life, @Wipqozn always manages to cheer me up.
3
 
@Wipqozn Drupal 8 looks pretty nice, you can actually create a reasonable site now without having to install a dozen must-have modules first
 
"You're a horrible person? Have you met my roommate?"
"You think you're a terrible programmer? Have you seen my company's website?"
 
I made the mistake of saying I once did some PHP, now I'm secondary on a Drupal solution at work >.<
 
@fredley You were talking to me about what I thought about my Pebble Time Steel
 
1:28 PM
 
Lesson learned: Never admit to knowing PHP!
5
 
@Blem Maybe claim to know PHP, but only Laravel
 
The first CMS I used was Joomla, Drupal was a significant step forward
 
Django/Python master race
 
@fredley Guess we'll find out in 3.5 hours, but I think you're right
 
1:31 PM
And only work with PHP5.6
 
I only work with PHP4
 
@fredley Why isn't that on their website?
 
@MBraedley See countdown. I think they're Amazon listings have leaked prematurely.
 
@Wipqozn good luck
@fredley I think that's a violation of basic human rights
 
@Wipqozn Oh, since you were talking about the CH website, I have a bug report: the editorial cartoon won't open properly on my phone unless I switch to the desktop version.
 
1:38 PM
@badp ur a violation of basic human rights
 
@fredley I do what I can
 
@Sterno Millicent is that you?
 
<SPORTS>Japan are beating Scotland</SPORTS>
 
1:48 PM
@fredley In what?
 
Rugby (Union) World Cup
 
@5pike In Sportsball, duh
 
SPORTSBALL
4
 
They beat South Africa at the weekend in a massive upset
Even for a non-sports-person, it was exhilarating to watch.
 
I know pretty much nothing about rugby
 
1:50 PM
I didn't even know Japan participated in the Rugby union
 
@PrivatePansy They barely do, hence the fact they beat one of the World's best teams (in the final minute no less) all the more exciting
Scotland back in front now
@5pike Get the ball egg to the other end of the pitch over the line to score a try (5 points), after which you get a bonus 3 points for kicking it through the goal posts. You can only pass the ball backwards, but you can kick it forwards. Full contact.
 
@fredley Mh, interesting. Sounds similar to American football but I bet the rules are way different.
 
Apparently Sportsball is the name of a Wii U game
 
No armour. Not unusual for players to be covered in blood afterwards.
 
Sportsball is soccer, jousting, and flying birds.
 
1:55 PM
@fredley Yeah, I saw some pictures.
 
 
@5pike I think American football evolved from rugby.
 
It's refreshing to watch after football, where players constantly dive to try and earn penalties. In rugby, they shrug off massive impacts, and wade through piles of people.
 
@Yuuki Ha, but also ಠ_ಠ
@fredley I don't think they dive to earn penalties, more like to gain and keep ground, but I'm no expert.
 
1:58 PM
@5pike Getting away with diving seems to be a big tactical part of the pro-game, and it ruins it IMO
 

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