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HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
@NiteCyper omg yes this is exactly how it's meant to be said
 
BEST. SUNSET. EVER.
GUYS
HOLY CRAP
BE RIGHT BACK, FORMING A TIME LAPSE
FUCK I'M IN THE FRAME MORE THAN ONCE
Also, it's too bad I don't have a proper camera to do it :?
This was taken with a gopro
 
12:31 AM
So it's okay, but doesn't do it justice
 
@Unionhawk wooooooow so lovely
 
1:08 AM
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Q: What does upgrading characters do in the Clash of Castles update?

Margaret In the Clash of Castles update, you have the ability to upgrade your castles, with clear and stated advantages to doing so. (In the screenshot above: "Next Level: Earn 1 Castle Gate"). However, you also have the ability to upgrade your characters. In the screenshot above, my "Barbarian Homer...

 
1:19 AM
 
I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I was productive, and I am trying to cook something more than just ramen. I think I need halp
 
1:33 AM
@Ktash :o
 
I am getting so sick of the kraken
 
@spugsley ikr
I can already smell it cooking...
 
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Q: How did I win without killing my opponent?

KtashI'm a little confused. I was playing a game with 3 bots, two had been eliminated, and it was down to just me and one last robot. We were both using the same deck, and gaining life like mad. I got him down to about 10 when he planeswalked, there was a chaotic reshuffling of everything, and he boun...

 
@SaintWacko wat
@Lazers I'm not completely sure on this, but I think we decided to move these to BCG.SE, didn't we?
 
@SaintWacko ....
 
1:48 AM
@Fluttershy This meta say maybe?. But I don't know if this is something particular to the digital game or if it is part of the physical one too (e.g. I don't know if it was a glitch or some other win condition not listed here)
 
FAE
@SaintWacko I told you not to overlap!
@Ktash Probably safe to keep it here
 
> A game ends immediately when a player wins, when the game is a draw, or when the game is restarted.
 
@Ktash Ah, yeah. That was the one I was thinking of!
 
... I definitely think that was totally necessary to say
 
FAE
@Ktash Any poison counters?
 
1:51 AM
@FAE No. I didn't have a deck with any poison or decrementing life counters
I'll add the deck I was using (as was my opponent) to the question
 
Do you have one of those in your deck?
It's an unlockable.
 
That's the first unlock, so yeah, I likely had one
Though it went through a few rounds of counters before I won
Is that possible to happen?
 
@Ktash Shouldn't be. Is it possible you played it the turn before your opponent had the chaotic reshuffling turn and forgot?
Or that it somehow ended up being out after the reshuffling?
 
Let me see if I can find the planewalk card. It's a terrible one
 
1:59 AM
@FAE No, that's perfect naming.
 
Can't find it. It's possible, but I don't think it was. It did throw a number of cards out there though.
And from the page you linked, one of the comments says:
> the ability will do nothing if your life total is less than 40 by the time it resolves.
 
@Ktash Yeah, but you said you were over 200.
 
Yeah, I just meant the "by the time it resolves"
seems to indicate there may be a time before it resolves where other stuff happens
maybe it only resolves when the life counters have all been placed?
 
Hi bridge
 
@Ktash Oh, yeah. Your upkeep phase is typically when you untap, and draw. It usually ends when you play a card (land or otherwise). During your upkeep, an opponent could play an instant and bring your life down, negating the card. I think that's what it means, anyway.
 
2:03 AM
So, possibly the start phase finished, and then it was untapping everything and hit the win condition?
That's a hard one to confirm though lol
 
@Ktash That would be my guess, yeah. The game considered your upkeep phase as finished, so it resolved and you won. But... I can't prove it, so I don't feel comfortable posting it as an answer. x_x
 
Yeah, that's a tough one to test :/
You have to get the luck of the draw just right
 
It would help if I knew what the planeswalk was. x_x
Well... maybe.
The planeswalk could just as easily destroy the theory.
 
This is my pic
 
HI CHAT.
The newest Beyond Belief is so good. Pterodactyl Jones is the best.
 
2:15 AM
@Ktash if you had one of those cards on the field when your turn started, you would have won when the ability resolved during your upkeep (which was after your untap step)
@Fluttershy This is like half right. The sequence is untap->upkeep->draw, and then you usually start playing cards during your main phase
 
@murgatroid99 Ah, gotcha. I was close!
 
The card you linked is the only one in the deck that could end the game as described
 
@Ktash I'm guessing you hit the Morphic Tide Phenomenon: magiccards.info/extra/phenomenon/planechase-2012-edition/…
 
@stizzle84 ?
 
2:24 AM
Lol
Im trying to get attention shh
 
@stizzle84 You don't want attention drawn to your posting for attention?
 
The best way to get useful attention is to make relevant posts.
 
R u new to bridge
@murgatroid99
 
> member for 4 years
 
2:29 AM
@stizzle84 I have comments dating back at least to 2012, so I'm going to go with no
 
guys
I'm bored
 
U r new now welcome to bridge!!!!!
 
@stizzle84 And according to my chat profile, I have over 6700 posts in this room
 
@spugsley Hi bored.
 
@spug me 2!!!!!!
 
2:30 AM
@spugsley Play/read/write a thing!
 
That's actually quite a lot
 
@Fluttershy I did write something and it's getting published tomorrow :D
also I got paid for it!
 
No its not
 
That makes three now, right?
 
@Fluttershy yeah! :D
 
2:31 AM
Look at @lesspopmorefiz
 
Woo! \o/
 
@murgatroid99 How do you see per room?
 
@GnomeSlice I also want to know this
 
@GnomeSlice Lower right corner of each room box on your chat profile
 
> 147k
I win
 
2:32 AM
No i win
 
@stizzle84 you have like 800
 
Jul 4 '12 at 16:47, by GnomeSlicE
It's not a contest...
 
878
 
@Fluttershy How did you pull that up that quickly?
 
879
880
 
2:33 AM
@stizzle84 please stop
 
@murgatroid99 He's said it quite often. I just searched "contest" when said by "GnomeSlice"
 
I say that all the time.
 
Me im not sad
 
Hi @JoshPetrie!
 
user4704
@stizzle84 That's enough.
 
user4704
2:34 AM
Yo.
 
Did you guys seriously ban him for that
 
@JoshPetrie Sorry about summoning you
 
You can't ban people just because you don't like them
:/
 
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Q: Knight Artorias in Dark Souls

slow_excellenceI've had a theory about the Soul's series and it's a bit of a long shot but I'm not going to get into that. What I wanted to know is: Are there any lore connections to Knight Artorias in vanilla Dark Souls? I can't come up with any and just want to see if anybody may know of some. Just to clarify...

 
@GnomeSlice You can definitely ban them for spamming though.
 
2:35 AM
@GnomeSlice Wait does that mean 1 out of every 12 messages in the Bridge is @GnomeSlice's?
 
He said four numbers.
 
@GnomeSlice He was flooding, and it wasn't clear he would stop
 
I must be doing my math wrong
 
user4704
2:35 AM
Don't be stupid.
 
@spugsley I suggest you join several other respectable bridge denizens by discovering The Hour of Adventures Which Are Thrilling.
 
better ban me
There we go
Seriously guys. Come on. He was hardly flooding.
 
Ugh.
 
:(
 
user4704
He's not banned, but he was being obnoxious and should know better.
 
2:37 AM
@FAE I didn't!
I was very careful not to overlap on this one!
 
@JoshPetrie Suspended is what I meant.
 
Im only 14
 
user4704
He's not suspended either.
 
He was.
 
user4704
Obviously.
 
2:37 AM
Somebody must have reversed it.
 
user4704
Yes, I did.
 
Also, he has a history of being obnoxious in here
 
@stizzle84 Still not an excuse. And it also wasn't an excuse the last time.
 
:(
 
I see.
 
user4704
2:37 AM
Because the software is a bit harsh when dealing with flag responses.
 
Bye
 
someone tell me my message count :( I can't find it
 
@spugsley 24.8k
 
@spugsley 24973 overall, 24.8k in the Bridge.
 
@murgatroid99 :D
 
2:39 AM
Bottom right ^
 
@GnomeSlice ohhh okay, thank you :D
 
I wonder who has the most?
 
@GnomeSlice maybe raven? Or agent86.
 
30.2k! :D
 
Also who has the most network-wide.
 
2:39 AM
@GnomeSlice Probably you. <_<
 
@GnomeSlice @Lazers
 
@Fluttershy It's not a contest.
 
@SaintWacko Eh probably not
 
@Fluttershy It is actually him, yes.
Ahead of badp by a few thousand.
 
18 secs ago, by GnomeSlice
@Fluttershy It's not a contest.
 
2:40 AM
4 mins ago, by RedRiderX
@GnomeSlice Wait does that mean 1 out of every 12 messages in the Bridge is @GnomeSlice's?
 
@Fluttershy You're not my real dad!
 
I obviously need to say butt more often.
 
> 38878
I talk too much...
2
 
@spugsley ಠ_ಠ
 
May i recall @gardenknome u said u won earlier
 
2:40 AM
I think this means I should be a room owner.
7
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Towerfall Ascension PS4 patch notes! they reduced the trophy requirements for a few things, including the crazy 20k one (still 5k but better than it was)
 
@GnomeSlice ... Right.
 
@fei do it, you won't
 
I have about 900 i deserve it more
Hi @hawk
 
@Unionhawk I was thinking about it, just to see what happens.
 
2:43 AM
So many favorites lol
 
I wonder who has the most messages network-wide.
 
See I knew you wouldn't
 
probably badp or something
 
@FEichinger This doesn't seem to do it.
 
2:44 AM
(Obviously that doesn't include all users, but it's a nice ballpark.)
 
Although there's people with a lot more than me, wow.
How are these sorted?
 
@GnomeSlice You should be on Steam.
 
@Fluttershy I am on Steam.
 
@GnomeSlice I believe this is the full list: chat.stackexchange.com/users?tab=all&sort=activity
 
@Fluttershy Whoops, I was in offline mode
was idling for some cards
 
FAE
2:45 AM
g'night all
 
Do i win?
 
Hahahahaha I had a 6 month ban and I still have the most messages
7
 
Gnight @fae
 
Get on my level.
 
@GnomeSlice that's some next level shit
 
2:46 AM
Holly shit a six month ban badder than beiber
 
Nice
Well done
 
Biggest ban i had was a 24 hour
 
It's not a contest.
 
Let's close this for opinion based please
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Q: What are the tiers for characters in Street Fighter 4?

BlueTrinWhat are the current tiers for characters in Street Fighter 4 and why the strongest characters are considered the strongest ?

 
Also sleeping. G'night, all.
 
2:48 AM
@lumbricuslubricant Aren't there like official tiers?
 
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Q: How do I deal with auto block users?

lumbricus lubricantExtremely annoying to deal with. I've tried using throws, focus attacks, and spd's, and these work well on D level opponents, but once you get into C and above, it seems nearly every player uses autoblock, and abuses it to advantage. Since each on autoblock is effectively punishable, it makes i...

 
@GnomeSlice No such thing has ever existed
Players can interpret what they think to be top tier, but there's no official "tier" list
 
Don't the places that recognize tournaments and stuff make up a tier list?
 
Capcom has repeatedly stated that, in essence, each character is equal to each other
 
@gnome do we have to go over that whole damn conversation again
 
2:49 AM
Sure, but the tier list is up to opinion, once again
For example, for many years, players were saying Gen was a shit character; that he belonged to shit tier
 
Then, a player by the name of Xian won Evo 2013 with Gen
 
Damn expensive though
 
COFFEE TIME
decaf tho
 
@lumbricuslubricant I love Ganondorf
And he's in the shit tier in smash bros
@spugsley real talk
 
2:51 AM
@GnomeSlice Opinion. There are top players that can play Ganon really well. Doesn't necessarily make him shit
Although in terms of balance, Nintendo did nothing for Brawl or Melee
compared to Capcom at least
 
Spent a few hours idling cognition cards. Turns out they're worth like 5 cents each.
 
...
 
@stizzle84 If you want longer I'm happy to oblige.
 
@StrixVaria Well, he already has a surprise waiting for him when he's back ...
 
@GnomeSlice are you working currently? I can't remember
 
2:55 AM
@spugsley I have two jobs!
I start my training for the second one this monday
Securityyyyyyy
 
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Q: unstable startup error please help

gregthis is the crash log please help me fix why it wont load Logging in... Beginning authlib authentication attempt successfully created YggdrasilAuthenticationService Login complete. Checking local assets file, for MC version1.7.10 Please wait! Setting up native libraries for Unstable 1.7.x (...

 
@GnomeSlice wow! Good for you :D
 
@spugsley Thank you! It's pretty nuts!
 
@spugsley LadyWacko liked your article
 
@SaintWacko aww thanks for letting me know <3
 
2:56 AM
@SaintWacko Is that your porn name?
 
Coming soon to your tee vee:
> **Jane the Virgin** (The CW)
Come on, it's all right there in the title: Gina Rodriguez stars as a young woman named Jane, and Jane is a virgin! What more is there to know? Well, okay, there is the fact that she's pregnant because she was accidentally artificially inseminated by her gynecologist. Whoops! And to make matters even more complicated, Jane has to decide whether or not to keep the baby after discovering the sperm specimen belonged to cancer survivor Rafael (Justin Baldoni), who's not only a former crush of Jane's, but also her new boss.
 
@GnomeSlice @OrigamiRobot called my girlfriend that once, and it stuck :P
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...the fuck?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz No. Just. No.
@GnomeSlice well, I'm super proud of you :3
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Increasingly happy that we do not have broadcast TV in this house.
 
@spugsley I am kind of proud of me also.
 
2:58 AM
@GnomeSlice You should be!
 
I love how with each subsequent sentence the synopsis layers on another helping of "Nope".
 
Amazing timing, @LessPop_MoreFizz. Amazing timing.
 
@Fei what
 
You got yourself flagged. We had just gotten out of a flag mess.
 
@FEichinger ...what the fuck got flagged?
 
2:59 AM
Oh. On mobile, didn't see it.
 

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