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4:01 AM
The difference between truth and fiction is that the latter must always be credible in order to work. - mark twain
Figures don't lie, but liars figure. - also twain
 
user15026
@Johann You are learning nothing tonight from what we have said, are you?
 
yes i learned a lot
dont use all caps
dont evoke outdated rules
dont spam
etc
listened to everything
i guess the chatroom really does shut down sometime
oh well
 
Nope, chat would still be flowing along just fine
 
user15026
@Johann nah, people are just too annoyed to talk
 
and with wikipedia
 
user15026
4:04 AM
@Johann I think you need to help us see that you will be a productive member of chat
 
i talk about games
 
I am a little confused about what just happened there
 
Wait, who sounded the alarms for evacuation
and why is Fechlinger whiteknighting?
 
yaya
whoopee
free at last
really guys
 
user15026
@Johann do not abuse the privilege
 
4:06 AM
Yo, wanna see how many heads I've batted in?
 
user15026
while I am trying to help you, you need to also help us
 
why did i get banned
 
And suddenly, I remember why I was staying away.
 
user15026
@Johann I think you frustratedp eople
 
@fbueckert hang fire before running
 
4:07 AM
the trial by kafka
 
@johann
 
i dont know why im in jail
 
in Escape Pod., 44 secs ago, by FEichinger
In fact, the passive-aggressive wikipedia bullshit was way more appropriate to flag there.
Man this is so edgy. 10/10 would edge again
 
hehe
retrosaur i have heard legends
people running from doomsday
 
@Johann Because you're a useless troll.
 
4:08 AM
I think someone's just getting a little bit too far ahead of themselves.
 
ok I was trying everyone to calm down
everyone on chat take a deep breath
 
@Johann Just... go away for a day or so. At least. Then try again if you want.
 
...
i am so confused
 
Wait, nevermind, I didn't read what Johann was talking about
I am legendary, no?
 
@AnnaLear Hello!
 
4:10 AM
Hey, it's @AnnaLear! Probably come to visit all of us!
 
user15026
@Johann Basically, you got on people's nerves, got flagged, and people validated it, hence the chat ban.
 
this is what first day on chat has been - @FEichinger getting mad @kalina getting mad, me being a huge troll ? - retrosaur coming and i dont know
 
hey guys
 
Probably wondering why there is suddenly a whole load of flags happening
 
@AnnaLear hi
 
4:10 AM
i am so confused
 
@Johann I'm not mad
 
sorry
 
@AnnaLear morning Anna
 
ok at least peevish
 
@Johann not even, I'm reasonably happy and quite high
 
4:11 AM
@kalina I think it's still middle-of-the-nightish there.
 
This is the most attention I've ever received on joining this room. Everything ok? :)
 
Perfect fine! coughs
 
@AnnaLear eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
 
And I mispelled my words
 
you guys
 
4:11 AM
And I mispelled that as well
 
@Fluttershy I feel bad.
 
who needs comedy central
 
user15026
@AnnaLear Kinda sorta maybe? I think it is getting sorted
 
Not agen, why does this happen to me
 
@AnnaLear It's certainly not the worse it's been...
 
4:12 AM
Jul 9 '12 at 1:35, by OrigamiRobot
I like your cat.
 
retrosaur did you whitewash your profile
 
Yay, people are derailing the chat!
 
that is what everyone says
and also apparently that is a terrible question to ask
 
Everyone?
 
well not everyone
 
4:13 AM
99.99% more germs
I don't know where I'm going with this
 
around that
is chat always like this
 
Um yes. Overzealous people who think little of others
 
@Johann No.
 
like the rest of humanity
 
SO TRUE
clap clap clap
 
4:14 AM
Solution: Perma-ignore @Johann along with @Retrosaur and I don't even see half the conversation and everything is happy again.
 
insert generic death scene here
 
can i have a death scene
bioshock is the best
 
@StrixVaria 2/10 made me reply
 
hazy blur then fall
 
Oh no, if you spoil a 10 year old game, everyone in chat will admonish you and then put you on ignore for the rest of your life!
Don't do....oh crap. Too late.
 
4:15 AM
it came out 2007
 
@Retrosaur The reason I got pissed at you was because you spoiled a game that hadn't even been out a year. Learn the difference.
 
@Fluttershy Wait, which game
I am terribly confused.
 
still confused
is anyone not confused
 
@Retrosaur you started teasing plot points from bioshock infinite the other day, is what is being referred to here
 
@Retrosaur Assassin's Creed 3.
 
4:16 AM
ah
 
this chatroom is like tf2 - dont know what is happening
 
@kalina Um, where?
 
at all
 
@Retrosaur not today, the other day when you got banned 2-3 times in the space of a few hours
 
@Johann Incorrect. In TF2, you know your goal is to obtain hats.
 
4:16 AM
@Retrosaur - spoiling bio infinite - you monster jk
my bad
largest hat simulator _EVAH
 
@kalina Oh, because fbueckert kept getting mad when I was making up factitious plot lines
wow spellcheck
I meant fictitious
but whatever floats your boat man.
 
did everyone leave because this place is a pigsty now
 
@Retrosaur the point was, without playing the game you didn't know they were fictitious, and we never tolerate spoilers in chat
 
i second that
 
@Retrosaur FYI: I didn't flag any of your messages. I still don't like you, though.
 
4:18 AM
me and kalina agree GASP
does anyone like him
 
I like how fbueckert came here and left just to say that
 
what is that called
@FEichinger kept doing that
 
Um, I don't really like his profile picture
 
whose
 
reminds me too much of an oversied ego
 
4:18 AM
Feb 14 at 15:59, by Retrosaur
Also, I'm trying to be less obnoxious here
 
Fbueckert
 
the badge
 
Yeah, well I don't give a shit about that anymore. You guys have used that more times than I have fingers
 
he earned it, somebody else made the avatar for him - do not see what the problem is
 
it reminds me of someone who is overbearing and hates irrevelant posts
 
4:19 AM
against me, at least.
 
@Retrosaur Because you haven't been trying.
 
"Yay we give pretty badges out to people in here to signify power"
 
yay
 
Ego. That's the word
 
ok manifesto here
 
4:20 AM
I wonder if I put hitler as my profile picture, would people be offended
 
what do you think
 
@Retrosaur you would get banned very quickly
 
@Retrosaur Badges don't signify power. If you took two seconds to understand how the site worked instead of just coming in here to troll, annoy, and berate users, you'd realize that.
 
this a community and you ruined it
 
@Fluttershy I'm not talking about the badge, I'm talking about the badge as his profile pic
 
4:21 AM
yeah
did you see that
 
Yes, godwin's law has been invoked
Oh no, how did I communicate between parallel universes?
 
he
 
Only god knows! - Albert Fink
 
@Retrosaur You mean the one that's making a pun out of his earning the Marshal badge on the Site? That one? The one that has nothing to do with ego and everything to do with being humorous? That the one you're talking about?
 
@Retrosaur Yes. Yes I would.
 
4:21 AM
@Fluttershy A pun? What
 
@Fluttershy yes he is
 
this is an alternate universe where the chatroom is exactly the same
 
But there's an escape pod
I'm completely confused
 
it is a pun because marshal rhymes with peanut
you guys
jk
is the topic on here EVER about gaming
 
@Johann yep
 
4:25 AM
when
 
When it isn't forced.
2
 
i have been on here for a day and all of two minutes have been devoted to gaming
the other stuff was history lessons and getting banned
isnt the point of chat a place where the rules are kept less tightly
to give people more freedom
 
@Johann I see that you're new to Arqade and this chat. You might want to give it more time (or decide that it's just not for you) before you come in here and say folks here are doing it all wrong.
 
@Johann around the time that games are announced/released there are usually bursts of conversations relating to them
 
@Johann If by "other stuff" you mean when you and Retrosaur and Scootaloo pretty much destroyed chat.
 
4:26 AM
@Johann there are no rules that a normal person having a friendly conversation will ever break on chat.se
3
 
so this is basically a social desert
 
@kalina Well, maybe profanity, depending on who happens to be around and your typical vernacular.
 
ok i defend @Scootaloo
 
@Johann no, this is the most active channel on the network as far as I know, but right now a lot of people are avoiding chatting here because of the noise that has been introduced
2
 
well ill shut up
 
4:28 AM
and while that may come across as me being bitchy or unfriendly, it is borderline horrific that regulars that have chatted here for years are avoiding being here
sadly a lot of people assume I am being bitchy when I do as much as disagree with them
 
user20683
@kalina you don't seem bitchy to me
 
a few of us told you early on what you were doing wrong and you chose to ignore it, so it escalated into this
@WorldEngineer awwww <3
 
user20683
@kalina also I think he's left
 
its fine, it's perfectly normal for me to talk to myself
 
user20683
@kalina I generally try to do that in-person, it looks weird on the internet
 
4:31 AM
it's fine, it's perfectly normal for me to look weird too
 
I take it, it's quiet again?
Sheesh.
 
@WorldEngineer You haven't been around the Bridge long enough. =P
@kalina <3
 
@Fluttershy <3
 
@kalina is more like a lovable scamp.
 
user20683
@FEichinger my apologies for being hesitant. It will not happen again.
 
4:32 AM
@WorldEngineer Huh?
 
@OrigamiRobot @kalina and @OrigamiRob sittin' in a tree.
 
@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ
 
user15026
@Fluttershy hahahaha
 
user20683
@FEichinger I should have dealt with him earlier
 
I love climbing trees
 
4:33 AM
@WorldEngineer Oh, it's alright.
 
@WorldEngineer we're normally quite resistant to moderator intervention to be fair
 
We tried a lot of things to calm this down on its own. It didn't work, so it came to this. No biggie.
 
user20683
@kalina as a non-gaming mod, I was taking the cautious approach
 
it's all good
 
The only thing we didn't try, because it just isn't really doable is a mass-ignore.
 
user15026
4:34 AM
@WorldEngineer same
 
Ignore is great on a personal level, but for people being obnoxious like hell to everyone, it just doesn't work.
 
@WorldEngineer yeah, the problem is that it was an entirely social problem - he wasn't actually breaking any rules. He was just being profoundly stupid. Which... isn't something you can really ban someone for. :/
 
@FEichinger think @StrixVaria will disagree with you on that one, I think he put them all on ignore ages ago
 
Ignoring people is the best.
 
user58869
i can't sleep
 
4:35 AM
Amazingly, I only have 4 people on ignore right now.
 
@axrwkr me either, its 5-30am
 
@kalina As I said, it's great on a personal level. You don't have to watch it anymore. But it doesn't get anything done about it, which such stuff requires.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz If stupidity leads to being disruptive and antagonizing folks in chat, a chat suspension is totally appropriate. (Not saying that happened here, necessarily - way too much for me to even try to catch up on. But in principle.)
 
@kalina I thought that said "answer me"
 
@Fluttershy lol
 
4:36 AM
@AnnaLear He was disruptive enough that people abandoned this room and made a new one without him.
To me, that is suspension-worthy, even if he doesn't do anything explicitly against the rules.
 
@AnnaLear The thing is, if we begin applying flags to that, it comes down to "QQ they banned me because they don't like me!" That doesn't really help us here either.
 
@StrixVaria @OrigamiRob DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE! sad
 
@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ
 
@AnnaLear Yeah, this is true, but it was hard to pinpoint a moment at which that was obviously the case. Most of the disruption came in the form of just being aggressively oblivious to the existing culture. Which - happens pretty often. Not a week goes by that we don't get a new person to wander in and try to 'start an on topic discussion' while willfully ignoring the ongoing conversation.
 
4:37 AM
@FEichinger it's best to leave flags out of it unless a flag is required
 
It's not a good reason to suspend them though - usually social cues work better and they get the message soon enough, either to join the conversation that is happening or leave.
@StrixVaria I didn't think you were a goon.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's not the only place that spammed the crap out of that gif.
 
I don't want to be too flippant about this, but it's after midnight and it's my day off, so please forgive me.... Chat is awesome and I love it, but it's sort of like comments - a second-class SE citizen. If someone can't chat for a bit (even if the suspension turned out to be a mistake)... oh noes?
 
@kalina Without direct flagging, we need someone to decide. Which makes it even worse. That gives a specific target.
 
@StrixVaria It's where that gif came from. :(
 
4:38 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Having never been to the SA forums, I wouldn't know that :P
 
@FEichinger yeah but in the middle of all of what just happened, four flags were raised for things that wouldn't normally result in a ban
and that shows a bit of a lack of integrity
plus, they're network wide, so everybody gets spammed with them
 
@kalina Hey, I raised precisely one flag there, and that was for an insult directed at me.
 
@StrixVaria Once upon a time, there was :smug:. And then there came :smugdog:. One day, someone gave :smugdog: sunglasses. And a meme was born.
 
@StrixVaria and FEichinger: For what its worth I do feel pretty bad about what happened. I noticed things blew up in the "Escape Pod" too, but there were only two messages by me in that room.
 
@FEichinger is calling somebody a white knight an insult?
 
4:40 AM
@kalina Yes.
 
@kalina it can be
 
@kalina I explained it in the Escape Pod.
 
@Scootaloo I didn't see the beginning of it, but you eventually admitted your mistake, while the other participant was being much more stubborn.
 
ok well I wasn't sure on the meaning so I ignored the flag
 
in Escape Pod., 27 mins ago, by FEichinger
@SaintWacko Just to clarify that: "white knighting" has become the new in-term for taking popular opinion stance you disagree with.
 
4:41 AM
Ok, it's way later than I wanted to stay up, but Bridge drama is entrancing for some reason.
I have to go to bed.
 
@StrixVaria nn
 
noite
 
bridge drama is always fun
 
@FEichinger Just to clarify: are you saying I was white knighting? or was that for someone else?
 
4:41 AM
So Poker Night at the Inventory 2 is only $5... Preordering would get me a copy of Poker Night 1. Bridge... Should I do this thing?
 
@Scootaloo no, the other guy said @FEichinger was
 
@Scootaloo No, @FEichinger was accused of white knighting by retrosaur.
Though I'm not sure retrosaur knows what that phrase actually means.
 
user15026
@Fluttershy yes
 
@Scootaloo Our dear special prince @Retrosaur found it appropriate to accuse me of white knighting. I assume for my lengthy rant.
 
@Fluttershy Do you like poker?
 
4:42 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz He's from 4chan. They have a pretty awful definition there.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I do.
 
user15026
Remember I am a bad influence always
 
@AshleyNunn This is true.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz You never did tell me what beer you ended up with
 
Is it possible for someone as notorious as @Retrosaur to redeem himself? or is it kind of too late for that?
 
@AshleyNunn Absolutely.
 
4:43 AM
@Scootaloo Based on what happened a few minutes ago, my vote is for the latter.
 
@Fluttershy I did.
hats
 
Well I recall reading:
 
@Scootaloo everybody around here is very forgiving over time, it's a case of whether or not people want forgiving
 
user15026
@FEichinger but you love me for it
 
@AshleyNunn Oh, yes, I do!
 
user15026
4:44 AM
@Scootaloo Don't do this. We have dealt with this.
 
@Ullallulloo I don't play TF2, though... So hats don't really do much for me. Unless... Can I sell those hats?
 
:8882768 ProTip, don't bring it up.
 
:8882768 the context made this fine
 
@AshleyNunn Removed.
 
@Scootaloo ping!
 
4:44 AM
@Fluttershy ?
 
I dunno. Everypony else was doing it.
 
@Fluttershy Yes, probably for about $4 total.
 
@Scootaloo He just wanted in on the pings.
 
@Ullallulloo So I'd get most of my money back... Hm...
 
@Scootaloo to be fair, you've not really done anything tonight by yourself, which is why out of the three you're the one that hasn't been banned
 
4:45 AM
@Fluttershy Plus the PN1 items could go for a little, and you get BL2 items.
 
@kalina I guess that is a good thing?
 
@Ullallulloo I really want the Gunzerker hair. I also wish they hadn't screwed the Siren over.
 
@kalina Johann isn't either. He just left the room.
 
@Scootaloo well it means you're doing better than you did yesterday
@AnnaLear he was earlier for a period of time
 
ahh k
 
4:46 AM
@kalina About 2 minutes.
 
@AnnaLear He was released from it because the flags were inappropriate.
 
@Fluttershy no there was one before that as well
 
Oh.
@FEichinger But were they, really? We've established that flagging stupidity for being disruptive was appropriate.
 
Well before Retro (whatever his name is) gets it back I think I'm going to hit the road. Bye.
 
@Fluttershy well, in addition to that we established that one of those flags was acceptable so he shouldn't have been unbanned
 
4:47 AM
@AshleyNunn More fin du monde.
 
but shrug, it's dealt with
 
@Fluttershy No, we didn't. We established that a suspension is in order in such a situation. I disagree that our current means are appropriate to achieve that.
 
Saving the exotic stuff for later in the week.
@Scootaloo 'nite
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz yummmmy
 
@Scootaloo nn
 
4:48 AM
I wish I had exotic beer. =(
 
I wish I had enough hand-eye coordination left to skin up
 
user15026
@Fluttershy invites you to Canada for semi-interesting beer
 
Skin up?
 
@kalina We're back to slutting up again, yeh?
 
@FEichinger Even if a suspension is in order, a flag is a poor way to go about it in such a situation. Since so much is dependent on context, better that a mod do it. Flags are really more about 'get this out of my chat right this second.'
 
4:49 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Exactly.
 
@Fluttershy sorry I forgot you avoid the subject
 
@Fluttershy We've been over this
 
@FEichinger yes totally
 
user15026
@kalina There are methods that require less coordination
 
let me just edit another mass effect save so I can simultaneously date the entire crew
 
4:49 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz But on the other hand, having a mod decide on a suspension for a non-bannable offense, not exactly the type of things I'd want to unload on mods either.
 
@AshleyNunn there are but that requires walking all the way downstairs
 
@kalina It's not really something I actively avoid. It's just one I don't really feel the need to communicate.
 
@AshleyNunn @Fluttershy Come to New York when I am back there, and I can introduce you to many exotic beers.
 
@Fluttershy meh, they're all talking about beer
 
@FEichinger But that's the point of mods. They're exception handlers. They're there to handle the things that aren't cut and dry and easy for the existing flag system to take care of automatically.
 
4:50 AM
@FEichinger I actually think badp enjoys making those choices
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's a long drive. =\ You could've just brought me some when you were like 5 minutes from my house!
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz You tempt me so
 
@Fluttershy Alternately, hop down to Memphis, I think I have a decent read on where good beer is at this point and I will be here a few months.
I think Memphis Beer Week is later this month or something
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz A few months? I can probably manage that... Maybe... It's a considerably shorter drive...
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's a longh time :(
 
4:52 AM
eugh, I still have shaping of the world on loop
and tomb raider is still paused
I'm so bad at this
 
@kalina It's a decent game. But as soon as I learned all DLC was multiplayer-only, I gave up on it.
 
@Fluttershy I like the bow
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I agree, but I think it's one step too far. This isn't jut "not cut and dry", it's wrong by definition and only right in context. Which means: A lot of meta to deal with. Waiting half an hour could sometimes be better in that regard.
 
it's sad that's the most memorable mechanic in the game for me
although I quite liked the enclosed room where you released all of the gas and then threw a lantern in from the next room
 
@Fluttershy Till end of May at least.
 
4:54 AM
I approached that completely wrong, and spent about 15 minutes wandering around looking for a button or a door I could open
 
@kalina That describes the past hour awfully well, when you think about it.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz o.O
 
@FEichinger hardly, not a single meta post was made
 
user15026
are you still maybe comnig up this way?
 
user20683
I've been playing Plants vs Zombies most of the last half hour
 
user20683
4:56 AM
something brainless to take my mind off things
 
@AshleyNunn Possibly, but it's looking less likely. :/
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz boooo
 
user15026
I will have to come to you hahahahahahah evil laugh
 
user15026
@WorldEngineer I love pvz
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn it's about the only tower defense game I can be bothered with
 
user15026
4:59 AM
@WorldEngineer I really like it. I dont like most TD but that one I love
 
user15026
possibly because iti s cute
 
user20683
@AshleyNunn it's two things I don't like: Tower Defense and Zombies
 

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