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2:00 PM
@fredley I only come here to hate people.
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Especially you.
 
@OrigamiRobot The feeling is mutual, mechanoid.
 
@djsmiley2k it's certainly a feature
@OrigamiRobot It's ok, I hate you too
 
but good news, thanks to @YiJiang'sEvilClone when I get home tonight and put everybody on ignore, you will all disappear from the user list
 
@kalina even me? <puppy dog eyes>
 
2:03 PM
EVERYBODY...
no, it's only a few people
 
is suffering from an emergency existential crisis
 
@kalina Butt out. Don't try to steal @fredley's hate. I crafted it specifically for him.
Delicious porkchop flavored hate.
 
ewwww pork.
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm not stealing @fredley's hate, I'm still fully powered from the hate you showed me yesterday when you stamped out my birthday spirit
 
2:04 PM
@fredley ok forget tidying, I have to click this.
 
@fredley Boo rasterized version
 
@kalina :( I get it. I see how it is.
 
@BenBrocka Mke weebls-stuff onebox and I'll link to that
 
@kalina Woe unto anyone who's spirit depends on me being cheerful.
 
2:05 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I also don't hate you at all
 
@kalina Woo hoo!
 
@fredley BRB sending mail bombs to balpha
 
\o/
 
And now I really need to leave for work.
 
@BenBrocka \o/
 
2:05 PM
yay work
 
@BenBrocka @balpha
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz @balpha?
 
@fredley Wanted to try to make sure he got pinged. He should know he has mail bombs coming.
 
@balpha @balpha @fredley @balpha @balpha
 
@kalina Quite. @balpha.
 
2:07 PM
yey finally my depression seems to be abating...
 
@fredley so what exactly are we @balpha'ing about?
 
@kalina @balpha is going to make weebls-stuff one-box
 
@fredley do you think that @balpha could make soundcloud one box as well?
 
And hopefully auto-play
@kalina If @balpha could do that, that would be amazing
 
yes please @balpha, autoplay soundcloud would be amazing
make all these @balphas listen to some gabber
 
2:09 PM
I don't think annoying balpha is the best way to get stuff implemented (though I suspect he wasn't in this room recently, and all these pings don't work)
 
I didn't @ him because I'm 95% sure it won't ping him, since he wasn't in the pingable list
 
@BenBrocka Aaaaaw
 
@MadScientist playful spirit should never annoy anybody, especially @balpha
 
@fredley This is my Horse (Lasagna)?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21468699
 
@OrigamiRobot:
 
> The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates that the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 54,000 km/h (33,000mph).
 
$#%^ing windmills, how do they work?
 
@fredley I'm so glad that I generally don't eat meat
 
2:13 PM
@kalina I eat too much meat :-(
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Wouldn't it work if you did because you're a mod?
 
@fredley I know, you like taking your sausage orally
 
@kalina So much oral sausage insertion.
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@fredley Can't see youtube from work.
@OrigamiRobot GET BACK TO WORK
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@fredley your oral skills must be exceptional
 
2:14 PM
SHUT UP, ME!
 
STARS DON'T WORK BECAUSE IT'S A REPLY
 
@FAE I'd have to manually use a superping. Which is A) annoying to do B) not really for this situation
 
@kalina Reasonably deft, yes...
@BenBrocka What is a superping? Can I have one?
 
this conversation is derailing
 
2:15 PM
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FAE
@BenBrocka Ah, I don't know how they work so I didn't know that it would have to be manual. I thought it just did it automatically if you were a mod.
 
@OrigamiRobot Still just the one ping :-(
 
@fredley Using a double @@ a mod can ping any user I believe
 
Morning, Bridge
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Oooooh.
 
2:16 PM
@fredley It's the best I can do. I tried.
 
@SaintWacko Brorning, midge.
 
Good morning, Bridge
 
@fredley woo superping
 
@OrigamiRobot Just put in a little more effort
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone a double @@? so like, @@@@?
 
2:16 PM
@OrigamiRobot
 
@fredley Who you calling a midge?
 
Which is probably completely normal since you're already here
 
@OrigamiRobot Like this
 
@fredley No (unless you become a mod)
 
FAE
Apparently @SaintWacko and @fbueckert rolled out of bed together.
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2:17 PM
@OrigamiRobot as long as
 
@FAE -.-
 
@OrigamiRobot the message
@OrigamiRobot is different each time
 
@BenBrocka As opposed to Long Pork (which is the meat of ordinary people).
 
@OrigamiRobot I can keep
 
@FAE seems that way
 
2:17 PM
@OrigamiRobot pinging
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone We need to @@ the chat/site user ID, there's a little UI to help you search for the right one
 
@OrigamiRobot and pinging
 
Y'know, that would usually annoy me.
But not today.
 
We're actually alternate universe versions of each other
 
@FAE Nobody else in this chat lives in my timezone it seems. I don't know if that's a blessing or a curse.
 
2:18 PM
Who just happen to access the same version of the Bridge
 
@SaintWacko @fbueckert Who's the evil one?
 
@fbueckert did you develop some strange immunity to annoyances overnight?
 
Well, except for BoltClock
 
@fredley Hmm...
 
FAE
@SaintWacko Well, it is a Bridge and all.
 
2:18 PM
@OrigamiRobot Edits are good for pinging!!!!!!!!
 
But he seems to be staying up a lot later than me
 
@OrigamiRobot edits are very good for pinging
 
@FAE Ooh, nice! Hadn't thought of that
 
@kalina I doubt it.
 
@kalina Yeah, there's your superping
 
2:18 PM
brb, setting up a script to autoping @fredley every other message
 
@OrigamiRobot Just set up a script so every time you post a message it will edit the message a few times
 
@kalina Autohotkey script: arrow up, exclamation mark, return, repeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Everybody in this room is nuts.
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@fredley spaces are sufficient
 
@fredley Do you have to actually change the message for it to ping again?
 
2:19 PM
@kalina ! is more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Completely and utterly nuts.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone yes I am
crazy for sure
 
That's it, ping me faster, harder
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@kalina You're more... Macadamia, I think
 
@fredley is ping being used as an euphemism here?
 
2:21 PM
@kalina No :-|
 
Oh man, dat sexy icon design
 
@BenBrocka winchat!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Did you mean *Macadamia?*
 
@kalina As in nuts?
 
I have no idea
 
2:22 PM
@fredley I think so
 
@SaintWacko It's actually from (ugh) crystal reports
 
@kalina Well played
@BenBrocka Oh, I guess the winchat symbol is just a phone
 
I think I'm going to get some work done.
Let me know once sanity returns.
 
Never used winchat
 
@fbueckert Sanity has never been an element of this chat
 
2:23 PM
@fbueckert I should probably do the same
 
I'M A LITTLE ACORN BROWN
LYING ON THE COLD COLD GROUND
EVERYBODY STEPS ON ME
THAT IS WHY I'M CRACKED YOU SEE
 
Alright. What crazy is going on in here this time?
 
@GraceNote there is no specific crazy going on
just lots of normal crazy
 
@BenBrocka I used to use it in middle school, because all the public schools in the district were in the same network, so I could talk to any of my friends, no matter what school they went to
 
5 mins ago, by fredley
@kalina Autohotkey script: arrow up, exclamation mark, return, repeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
2:24 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone how rude, grassing him up like that
 
CALLED MYSELF ON THE PHONE
JUST TO SEE IF I WAS HOME
ASKED MYSELF ON A DATE
I'LL BE READY AT HALF PAST EIGHT
 
@GraceNote everything
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I just realized, that would really mess up anything that would normally be oneboxed
 
Who flipped the crazy switch on @OrigamiRobot
I told you people about that switch
 
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Q: I can annoy the hell out of people in chat

fredleyMost things in chat are rate-limited, however edits are not. Each new edit to a post pings a user. Here's an autohotkey script: Loop 100 { Send {Up}!{Enter} } Shouldn't edits be rate-limited too?

 
2:25 PM
Oh we got a new computer but it's quite a disappointment
'Cause it always gave this same insane advice:
"OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT
LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE."
 
@kalina Mmmmmhmmm, grass... no wait, that must be the autohypnosis kicking in again
 
TOOK MYSELF TO THE SHOW
SAT DOWN IN THE VERY FRONT ROW
PUT MY ARM AROUND MY WAIST
GOT SO FRESH I SLAPPED MY FACE
 
@fredley Even better script, make it keep looping through that until you click or press a key
It would just keep pinging the last person you pinged until you did something else
 
@SaintWacko Eh, I don't know AHK that well. Feel free to edit
 
@fredley Actually, neither do I, but I'm certain it's possible
If I weren't working, I'd figure it out
 
2:28 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone mmmm grasss
graaaaaaaaaaassssssssss mmmmmmmm
 
@kalina Are you a cow?
 
@SaintWacko no
 
@kalina Oh, okay
A horse?
 
no
I mean something very specific when I say grass
 
Robot Unicorn Attack song stuck in my head.
 
2:29 PM
@kalina You mean, a kind of plant that isn't actually a grass?
 
@kalina is a majestic platypus.
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@kalina Ohhhh
 
@fredley I certainly mean a type of plant that you can dry out and smoke
 
I see
 
@Sterno That's Erasure's "Always".
 
2:30 PM
like Bluegrass?
Or Bermuda?
 
FAE
@Sterno Aaaaaalways, I wanna beeeeeee with yoooooooou, make beliiiiiiiiiiiiieve with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!
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@Sterno Have you ever seen the music video for this song? It's crazy.
 
Oh, no @kalina would probably go for crabgrass
 
What's that in your cheeks? Crabapples?
 
I'm having to google Erasure to find out what you're talking about -.-
@OrigamiRobot why am I a platypus exactly?
 
@kalina I mean something very specific when I say platypus
 
2:33 PM
@OrigamiRobot Oh I see what you did there
 
NO FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS TO STUPID JOKES I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OUT
 
as part of growing up I have updated my gaming profile to list games I like, rather than random movie quotes
 
@kalina You're treating turning 20 as a full on rite of passage
 
@fredley it is, I'm no longer a teenager
that's a big deal for me
 
@kalina Suit yourself!
 
2:37 PM
I prefer non-random quotes. Games are soon almost forgotten; 2500 year old wisdoms from Sun Tzu and the like will stay.
("Soon" measured in centuries for the purpose of this sentence)
 
@MartinSojka So?
 
@kalina I was just trying to come up with the least offensive animal while still being absurd
 
@fredley Less pressure to update every decade or two.
 
@MartinSojka If permanence is your goal, just write nothing
 
@fredley No, not permanence - universality.
 
2:39 PM
@MartinSojka I suspect games will be forgotten in the same way that plays, movies and novels were forgotten
 
@MartinSojka It'll do
@BenBrocka As in the good ones will be remembered?
 
Oh great, my body's trying to strangle itself again. I love being asthmatic.
 
@fredley And the bad ones your English teacher will make you play for assignments
 
@MartinSojka If you want that, just write something like "Bubble wrap is fun."
 
@BenBrocka Ha, or the significant but dull ones, at least
 
FAE
2:41 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Ugh, I hate asthma. I've grown out of the worst of it, but I still have to keep an inhaler for random attacks.
 
I can envision a horrible future where classes make kids read Twilight and play Duke Nukem Forever as part of 21st century history
 
Stop reminding me of "Death of a Salesman" ...
 
I remember enjoying reading that.
 
@BenBrocka Tonight's homework: 5 hours of Pong
Followed by E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
 
@fredley I was just thinking of pong actually. I can't think of many post-atari era games that are significant but dull
 
2:43 PM
@BenBrocka mania.com/…
 
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (often simply referred to as Big Rigs) is a 2003 third-person racing video game developed by Stellar Stone and published by GameMill Publishing for Microsoft Windows PC systems. Although the packaging of Big Rigs states that the main objective of the game is to race their semi-trailer truck (known colloquially as a "Big Rig") to safety in order to deliver illegal cargo being carried by the vessel, while avoiding the local police force, in actuality, there are no police in the game, and no such objectives are presented within the game itself. Much of the ga...
 
@OrigamiRobot Significant for... being the worst game of all time?
 
Obviously.
 
There's also "Custer's Revenge" for being the likely most offensive game of all time ...
 
@OrigamiRobot Is that the game over yeah game?
 
2:45 PM
@BenBrocka WoW
 
@BenBrocka No, this game doesn't have a game over.
 
@fredley Obviously MMOs and sports games dont' count, that's too easy
 
@fredley If we're going that route, I nominate The Sims.
 
@MartinSojka The Sims is fun, once.
I just liked building the houses anyway. Then Minecraft.
 
The sims is very fun. Step 1: rosebud step 2: Build the craziest house you can Step 3: make your sim set it on fire and remove the doors
 
2:47 PM
@BenBrocka I liked whichever one it was that allowed you to set phobias for your sims
1. Make sim phobic of water. 2. Build house with toilet in center of swimming pool.
 
Yo
 
I only ever had the sims 1 and a bunch of the expansions
 
> Observation: Subject Beef eats all his meals on the toilet, his body acting like a steady pipeline of disaster. If I didn't know better, I'd say it's almost like he's trying to get back at water.
 
lol
 
@Ladineko Image not found
 
2:54 PM
Huh, How come i see it then? :S
 
@fredley Thank god Cracked is blocked at work.
 
@OrigamiRobot If you have not read that article, I highly recommend it.
 
@fredley I remember seeing something similar by Yahtzee I think
 

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