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9:00 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ not as good as chocolate covered pizza on a stick
 
it's like chili but with sausage and pizza sauce not beans
@MistahFiggins ....is that a real thing
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ awww
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ huh. Apparently that's more common than I thought. A friend of mine is also allergic and I thought that was really weird/uncommon
 
@MistahFiggins why would you want pizza with chocolate?
 
9:00 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ probably not... I think...
 
I'm mildly allergic to a lot of stuff
 
@Mego I guess that's why some people try to eat ghost and/or reaper peppers
 
@MistahFiggins pizza soup is lol
 
Oh man. We have a 'Literary Analysis' due soon, and I accidentally abbreviated that to 'Lit anal'
 
@DJMcMayhem it's not that uncommon
 
9:00 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ awww
 
@Pavel Unfortunate abbreviation is unfortunate
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ lol just ate topkek
 
top kek at your topkek consumption
 
9:01 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ if you add enough cheese you get pizza fondue
 
bottom kek
 
@betseg wait really?
@flawr just no wine >_>
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I used to be allergic to kittehs, but thankfully that's not an issue anymore
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yep. Unfortunately the pack is in a trash bin
 
@DJMcMayhem D: that must have been awful
@betseg awww
:p
 
9:03 PM
Yeah, especially since we had 4 cats growing up, lol
 
holy shit somebody with more cats than me /s
 
@DJMcMayhem Just...wow
 
but aw tha'ts sad
 
I know a friend with several dozen guinea pigs, does that count?
 
9:05 PM
Growing up, we had a few dogs, a dozen chickens, a fish and four cats (not all at the same time though)
 
Cats > everything
 
Guinea pig > Cats > else > dogs
 
Someone in the neighborhood have 6 dogo argentinos
 
I really dislike dogs
 
@BusinessCat amen fellow cat
 
9:06 PM
;_;
 
@DJMcMayhem ah lol
 
They slobber over everything
 
I have a dog
 
Anonymous
I don't hate dogs, but I'm allergic to most dog fur
 
And allergies
 
Anonymous
9:06 PM
So I'm solidly a cat purrson
 
Actually, some dogs are cool.
Little ones
 
Dogs make you get up and go outside, it's awful.
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That is why I prefer whales.
 
@Mego -_-
 
you apparently don't have a cat that likes to hunt
 
9:07 PM
But likes I said, Guinea Pigs > else
 
why
they do nothing
 
@flawr you don't even have to feed them!
 
chocolate > else
 
Chocolate colored guinea pigs
 
Spaces > Tabs
 
9:08 PM
 
 
best of both worlds until you eat the cat
 
Well I've never had guinea pigs, but I assume they taste like rabbits, do they?
 
@flawr o_0
That's horrible
Why would you say that
 
Nah, rabbit is actually quite tasty.
 
9:09 PM
You wanna say they taste entirely different?
 
Can a guinea pig control my cursor on my computer? Or just mice?
 
I like dogs
 
ps:this one is great: imgur.com/a/reXx0
5
 
(pun not intended)
also how did that get a star?
 
9:14 PM
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Q: Negative XOR primes

Wheat WizardAbout a year ago you were asked to find the XOR primes. These are numbers whose only factors are 1 and themselves when performing XOR multiplication in base 2. Now were are going to spice things up a bit. Converting to Base -2 Base -2 is a lot like every other base. The left most place is ...

 
and that message isn't going to be the next 100 star chat message either
who's playing with stars?
 
I starred flawr's
 
Learning a new library == trying to implement something simple for thirty minutes before realizing it's already implemented exactly what you're looking for.
 
Hi all
 
Hello!
 
9:28 PM
I was wondering something about scoring answers
Is it cool to check with you guys?
 
very cool
 
@wilks yes
 
@Dennis ;-;
 
@whoever I was talking with last, the magic event starts play at 11:30 and ends play at 18:30
 
Rabbits are cute don't eat them
 
9:29 PM
right, I asked a question here, put "shortest answer wins" at the end since that looked kinda standard
 
@wilks normally we add 'in bytes' but it should be fine with most people
 
@Pavel Huh?
 
okay. Then I'm starting to think, what if about ppl using their own custom golfing language
 
22 mins ago, by Dennis
Nah, rabbit is actually quite tasty.
 
just move the extra bytes into their language
 
9:32 PM
@wilks but does it matter? As a default, answers are allowed to specify their own codepage
 
 
@wilks our rules currently allow any language as long as it was written before the challenge was posted
 
Allright, that makes sense
phew
 
@wilks it's up to you. If you do accept an answer, definitely accept the shortest. Some people don't accept answers because it doesn't make sense to score golfing languages against normal ones
 
@wilks We do that all the time. There are two important things to keep in mind: 1) Answers are only competing if the language and its implementation predate the challenge. 2) Comparing answers in different languages is meaningless anyway. You won't beat Perl with Python or Python with Java.
 
9:33 PM
Dec 3 '16 at 17:14, by DJMcMayhem
@Dennis I don't know... I kinda recently hit a point where I feel like accepting doesn't make a whole lot of sense for code-golf challenges, and I haven't accepted one since
 
s/Python/Anything
 
Yes, I remember. ._.
 
Haha
 
So would it be okay not to accept an answer? It also seems unfair somehow
as in not accepting ANY answer
 
@wilks it's up to you whether to accept an answer
 
9:34 PM
 
If the shortest solution is actually a really good solution, sure.
 
Like I said, it depends on who you ask. A lot of people have stopped accepting,a lot of people still do
 
People tend to get annoyed though if you accept one that isn't the shortest
 
If it's a one-byte builtin, that doesn't actually show any skill
 
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A: We're not a Q&A site. But what should be done about it?

Martin EnderRemove the Accept feature This feature is likely way too integral to how SE instances work for this to be possible without forking the software, but I don't think the concept of accepted answers is useful on PPCG. The most fundamental pillar of this community is that every single question needs...

 
9:35 PM
@Poke thanks!
 
note that if you're challenge can be answered with a 1 byte builtin, it's not a good challenge IMO
 
Anonymous
@muddyfish That's not necessarily true. Some good challenges can be solved by a really obscure, weird 1-byte builtin in certain languages
 
true.
 
Also what if you need to pass an extra argument in the command line to run the custom language, should that count as bytes?
 
But if lots of golflangs have it
@wilks yes
 
9:37 PM
@wilks yes
 
there are a few exceptions
 
@Mego you're just saying that because your language has a "reverse Fibonacci" built-in. :P
 
I think there's one for perl
 
Anonymous
@DJMcMayhem :P
 
In Perl, -p is one byte
Because you include the - anyway to run with -E. I think that's the explanation.
 
9:38 PM
In Java, wait nevermind... :\
 
Anonymous
@muddyfish The language version specification (-N5.10 or whatever) is free
 
I don't actually perl.
 
Anonymous
If you're going to accept an answer, you should accept the winning answer (which for code golf is the shortest answer in bytes, with first answer to reach that score as a tiebreaker). However, if you conveniently forget to accept an answer, nobody will notice or care.
 
say you're using python, you type "python file.py". Now if you're using 05AB1E, that would be "python 05AB1E.py file.py". How do you count it?
 
Anonymous
Basically, for command-line arguments, "standard" arguments (needed to run the program) are free. Anything extra/different counts.
 
9:40 PM
@wilks anything that's part of the shortest method of running a program is free
anything beyond that carries a byte penalty of one byte per added byte
although, hmm, that gives me an idea
 
Anonymous
@wilks python 05AB1E.py file.py is the standard invocation, so it's fine
 
@wilks in your example, that's 0 bytes.
 
@Pavel the basic idea is that you need to give switches anyway, so a switch like -p that can be stacked with other switches only costs oen byte, for the p
 
Okay, thanks a lot! that's a weight off my shoulders
 
Anonymous
@ais523 I think we do byte penalty equal to the edit distance from the nearest standard invocation, but I'm not sure. I've never had to use obscure command-line args and figure out how to score them.
 
9:42 PM
@Mego oh, edit distance, that makes sense; I can think of at least one challenge in which the easiest Perl solution would involve deleting two characters from the standard invocation…
 
I think it's basically just perl
 
@ATaco From your Threead specs: n: Get a numger that the string represents.
What's a numger?
 
Anonymous
Yeah Perl is the usual culprit for CLA headaches
 
Anonymous
@mbomb007 Nothing, what's a numger with you?
 
I think PHP? I'm not sure.
 
9:43 PM
@Mego A matterbaby
 
Anonymous
PHP is the usual culprit for headaches in general - not just CLA headaches
 
@Mego right, a ton of things are shorter in Perl via command-line arguments than they are via actual code, to the extent that even anagolf's penalty for arguments (7 bytes + the full length of the arguments) is sometimes worth paying
 
Is it a coincidence all languages commonly used for the web are shit?
CSS, JS, PHP, SQL
 
@Pavel Rails manages to be considerably worse than Ruby itself, so probably
 
Anonymous
@Pavel Well the web is held together by duck tape and hope, so it's not surprising
 
9:45 PM
is there a challenge to un-zalgo-ify text
 
the whole leftpad thing did not give an encouraging view of the web software ecosystem…
 
We should really just go back to telnet
@GabrielBenamy AFAIK no.
 
would such a challenge be trivial?
 
Anonymous
Probably
 
Anonymous
Stripping out combining chars wouldn't be hard
 
9:46 PM
There's three of them, right?
To that's 4 bytes in Jelly
 
Anonymous
@ais523 That was just NPM being terrible, though. There are plenty of examples in other ecosystems.
 
Actually the chars themselves are more than one byte, so a bit longer.
 
@Pavel you're including sql here?what's wrong with sql
 
so you'd need to submit the Jelly program in UTF-8
@Pavel the combining characters aren't a) a single byte long, or b) in Jelly's character set
 
Bye!
 
9:47 PM
SQL was fine when it came out.
Now it's old and bad
 
that doesn't really answer my question
 
Anonymous
SQL is a bit like a house of cards
 
you're just reiterating your main point
 
Anonymous
If you're very careful, it's fine
 
Anonymous
If you're not careful... DROP TABLE 'students';--
 
9:48 PM
I think SQL is still usable for its original purpose, but there's just far too many people trying to use it for something else (or trying to use something else for its job)
 
It's weird. Maybe it just takes getting used to.
 
@Mego that is not a fault of SQL (which even provides DROP TABLE ? to take input), that's a fault of the languages calling into it
 
@Mego well to be fair this is not a fault of sql
 
many of which are string-evalling arbitrary code input by the user
 
@ais523 sql will run my website and i'll be damned if it doesn't like it
i won't build a php interface on top of sql, i'll have sql directly output html
 
Anonymous
9:49 PM
@ais523 True. SQL by itself is safe, but also not very useful. SQL with other stuff interfacing with it is useful, but dangerous.
 
prepared statements/stored procedures aren't difficult, though
 
Would rather not tho
 
pretty much any library you use has something built in to manage it all for you
the only thing i can think of is when you start joining a lot of tables together. things start to get confusing with joins/group by/etc
 
Anonymous
@Poke True, but it's also very easy for someone who doesn't know what they're doing to expose huge vulnerabilities
 
@Mego sqli isn't as bad as command injection imo
and that can be exploited in many more langs
 
9:52 PM
I find now-a-days literature points people towards prepared statements
I still don't like SQL though, I prefer noSQL like MongoDB
 
@redstarcoder perhaps so. the problem that seems to crop up is that people will tend to throw a ton of business logic into a query
and that's bad
especially because databases don't scale well
 
I prefer to not maintain databases. Let other people do that.
 
which means your cpu is more limited
 
Easier that way
 
@Poke well, that depends on the database :p
 
9:53 PM
traditional sql was what i was thinking
but yeah
i don't generally consider nosql databases to be a subset of databases even though that's objectively incorrect
 
Well basically anything can be a database! What limits one datastorage option from being a database or not? I think it being queryable typically qualifies it as a database.
 
you've beat me there mr. pedantic :P
 
int[][]a=new int[10][3]
 
Haha I was more wondering from your point of view, what exactly is a database?
 
Boom, database
 
9:56 PM
Yup :)
 
When I say database 99% of the time I'm talking about a SQL Database as they have been around since the dinosaurs and are tried and true.
 
Ah that's fair
 
When you think about your data layer in an application you have the concept of DAO classes
which is Data Access Object
 
To be fair, tjats what most people mean by database
 
that can point to a database, or a text file, etc
so if I'm trying to be general i'll just say data source
 
9:58 PM
tl;dr don't develop for the web if you value your sanity.
 
server-side development is ok even for web applications
it's when you start having to deal with browser compliance and stuff
that's the part i hate
 
It gets kind of rediculous
 
I once made a website with a script that checked if the user was using chrome, and only even tried to display anything if that was true. I borked it pretty bad.
 
Now I'm wondering what validators have to say about the online *><> interpreter. Nothing good I bet
It looks like the "*><>" in the title just borked it
 
10:21 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

J843136028Find the Orthocentre of a Triangle Given the coordinates of the three vertices of a triangle as input, return the coordinates of the orthocentre. The coordinates may be given as tuples, arrays or just pairs of numbers. You can assume that the coordinates make up a legit triangle. Make your code ...

 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ that's awesome
 
11:01 PM
anymore feedback on this?
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Easterly IrkMatch coordinates with their values Given 3 input items, a list of coordinate pairs, a 2D string, and a single-character string, output whether the character at each coordinate of the 2D string is equal to the single character. Example: (0,0), "#_\n__", "#" -> True The string is #_ __ The ...

 
@redstarcoder Check it with HTML5 not HTML 4.01
 
Oh wow the errors start to make sense
Thanks!
 
already committed
 
An awesome site that's just about to go live. Want to get it on it? There's your chance! ^^
 
it'll be starting private beta soon!
@DJMcMayhem lel ninja edit
 
Haha. I'm excited cause I've never been in on a private beta before
 
ah, okay
it'll start in a week or so
 
11:26 PM
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Pastafarianism

Proposed Q&A site for pirates and followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Currently in definition.

beautiful
 
You have no idea how many times they've shut down that exact proposal
 
Actually yes I do. I still like the sample questions though.
 
@DJMcMayhem Why?
 
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian), a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other". Pastafarianism is legally recognized as a religion in the Netherlands and New Zealand – where Pastafarian representatives have been authorized to celebrate weddings and where the first legally recogniz...
 
11:28 PM
> Which type of beer will come out of the beer volcano in Heaven?
 
@Downgoat s/beer/tin can/g
 
@TrojanByAccident because it's a joke religion that apparently has lots of followers
 
ohmygodyes
 
@quartata I know exactly what Pastafarianism is
 
11:29 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Please don't actually follow it.
 
Should we flag it as spam?
 
eh, just for fun
 
I mean it is spam
 
no
it's stupid
not spam
 
By giving it followers you're making it so that it doesn't die in the 3-day start period
 
11:29 PM
ah, oaky
 
@DJMcMayhem It's not, though, because although it may seem ridiculous, people do follow it, just as avidly as Christians follow Christianity
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It's not like commercial spam but yes, it is still BS post with not the least ounce of actual value
 
the SE definition of spam is advertising
though IMO we do need a flag as really stupid option
 
It's called "requires moderator intervention."
 
PPCG mods told me to flag such things on PPCG as spam so I'll do in on A51 too
 
11:31 PM
This proposal has been made and deleted at least twice over the past three years to my knowledge
@Downgoat Well then I hate to say it but they were wrong
I find that hard to believe though considering Dennis has said the opposite many times
 
it's kinda like in a group chat where someone spams "hihihihihihihi" and then selects it and pastes it like 10 times.
I mean it's not advertising
you'd still call it spam
since they are posting over and over the same BS
 
@TrojanByAccident Yes, clearly the joke religion that someone made up ten years ago that "promotes a light-hearted view of religion" is every bit as legit as something that's been around for 2,000 years with over a billion followers
 
No that's rude or abusive.
although not especially
 
it's abusive IMO
abusive of the priviledge to send messages
@Downgoat I feel your pain
 
yeah but there's no flag for that
 
11:33 PM
@DJMcMayhem Religions are defined by their followers. Pastafarianism clearly has followers.
 
@Downgoat for rude or abusive? there is
 
Oh, I'm in the context of group chats
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ hahaha, I think sone just woke up because of my laughter XD
 
what platform specifically?
@flawr lol
do you live in a teacher/faculty building?
 
11:35 PM
> "This is not a question of theology", the ruling reads in part. "The FSM Gospel is plainly a work of satire, meant to entertain while making a pointed political statement. To read it as religious doctrine would be little different from grounding a 'religious exercise' on any other work of fiction."
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Google Hangouts
 
> Pastafarianism is an officially recognized religion in three countries—first in Poland, . . . then in the Netherlands this past January. And just this weekend, New Zealand. . .
> In Czechia and Lubbock, Texas, Pastafarians have been allowed to wear their traditional headdress—a colander—in state ID photos
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nope:)
@Lynn Reminded me of your explanation: adit.io/posts/…
helped me heaps!
 
@TrojanByAccident I'm not aware of any evidence that any of the followers believe, rather than simply asserting their right to observe a religion, but if you want to have an extended discussion about it I'd recommend starting a separate room so it can be more easily followed.
 
11:47 PM
@trichoplax I wasn't particularly looking to discuss the religion in detail, I just wanted to point out that it is indeed a religion, whether people think it's a joke or not.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That was great.
 
@TrojanByAccident Defining what counts as a religion is a highly divisive topic which I see no need to discuss in The Nineteenth Byte. I suggest either dropping the topic or taking it to a dedicated room.
 
@El'endiaStarman ye
 
@trichoplax Indeed.
 
@TrojanByAccident Goatism is real religon, not a joke :P
 
11:56 PM
@Downgoat Goatism?
 
The belief that goats are god, goats are life, goats are everything, you are a goat, I am a goat, goat.
 
Ah.
Well, if that's what you choose to believe, I respect that decision :)
 
@Downgoat Ceci n'est pas une chèvre.
 
@Downgoat Goat. Goat goat?
 

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