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4:01 PM
ohhhh hang on nevermind.
its not importing a method, its importing a submodule.
 
@Simon PHP is aids
 
no wait, I missed the from directive - @TerryChia this means you actually can import only a single method from a module?
e.g. from random import randint and the treat randint as a floating function.
 
@kalina You're aids.
fkin
rekt
 
I can't believe you value PHP so highly that you would defend it with a personal insult
If only the developers of PHP cared so much it wouldn't be as aids.
 
How many times are you offended by the personal insults that I say?
Because it should be literally none.
 
4:16 PM
Every single time.
 
pls
 
Each one is worth a penalty against your friendscore of between -100 and -5
 
@kalina slp
@kalina does it ever wrap-round?
 
which is strange, because your friendscore seems to go up and down constantly
 
!friendshipscore
 
4:17 PM
it's like you're nice to me and then you're a dick and then you're nice to me and then you're a dick again
 
!friendscore
This bot is broken, it won't give me my score.
 
oh you don't get to see your score, it's a secure int
 
secure(int)
 
@kalina wow @Simon you've been friendzoned so hard its wrapped around and you're not even IN the friendzone anymore.
 
@kalina [kalina disliked that.]
 
4:19 PM
pls in order to be friendzoned you have to reach friend status first
 
wat
 
@Ohnana [kalina hated that.]
 
@kalina isnt that the point of the friendscore?
 
@AviD no
everybody starts with a friendscore of zero
you need at least 1000 friendscores for me to be friends with you
 
ahhh I see
 
4:21 PM
Best way to get friendzoned: "It's like if you are my little brother"
fkin rekt
 
while a score of -1000 is like where you are atm
 
but why would you even bother having a friendscore for someone who is not considered in the range for friendship?
@Simon ewww you pervert
 
@AviD so I know how much I dislike them
 
@AviD I'm that special.
 
@kalina so shouldnt that be a dislikescore?
 
4:22 PM
@Simon if you're saying that to girls I'm unsurprised
@AviD "not friend" is still a friendship status
 
@AviD What she doesn't say is that her secure int is unsigned.
THERE ARE NEGATIVE VALUES @@@
 
its like keeping track of penalties for a member of the audience at a sporting event. It's moo.
 
@AviD moo?
 
@kalina like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.
 
@AviD did you mean moot?
 
4:23 PM
Wow man, cows matter.
 
or were you doing a joey from friends impression
 
Fucking rude.
 
@Simon heh. PHP boy doesnt understand signed and unsigned ints.
 
You're a boy.
 
@kalina reference, not impression.
@Simon you're a wooden doll, pinocchio.
 
4:24 PM
@AviD no he isn't, then he'd have something long enough to please me
 
@Simon and, you still dont understand signed vs. unsigned.
 
@kalina patience?
 
@AviD nose
 
mods are fighting, post cow pics
 
4:25 PM
pls I am not a mod
besides, it's post ponies
 
**Achievement unlocked @kalina joins @AviD in todays "deleted message" section :op
 
104
Q: What does "unsigned" in MySQL mean and when to use it?

HELPWhat does "unsigned" mean in MySQL and when should I use it?

 
@RоryMcCune you sir need to pay more attention
 
"Unsigned type can be used to permit only nonnegative numbers in a column or when you need a larger upper numeric range for the column"
Looks like you're the one who has no clue what unsigned means.
 
@kalina well ya know work gets in the way some times... sorry :op
 
4:26 PM
Educate yourself, ovid.
 
@RоryMcCune we both came out with rude comments about sex positions this morning
 
:25687715 heh.
 
he asked which position was the most productive in bed
I said any when I'm in the bed
 
@Simon exactly.
 
...?
I said her int is unsigned and then that it meant it had no negative values.
 
4:27 PM
silly Simon
 
How the fuck is that wrong?
 
one day he shall grow up to be intelligent
 
@Simon you said, it is unsigned and has negative values.
it is literally the opposite of that.
 
like that guy who got cryofrozen in Idiocracy
 
I MEANT THERE AREN'T
FOR FUCKS SAKES
THE JOKE WAS TO SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T HATE ME BUT SHE LIKES ME INSTEAD
 
4:27 PM
FOR SOCKS SAKE
 
BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T STORE HATE
 
@Simon BUT THERE ARE
 
@Simon everybody in this room knows that isn't true
 
@Simon wat
 
Whatever, I know I got it right, I just fucked up my sentence.
 
4:28 PM
I have highly optimized hate storage capabilities
 
6 mins ago, by Simon
THERE ARE NEGATIVE VALUES @@@
 
I SAID I FUCKED IT UP
AND SHOULD BE A "NO" AFTER ARE
 
@Simon see, that contradicts itself again.
 
OTHERWISE THE JOKE WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
 
If you messed it up, you literally did not get it right.
@Simon IT DOESN'T
 
4:29 PM
IT MAKES SENSE IF IT SAYS "THERE ARE NO NEGATIVE VALUES"
 
"it makes sense if I said the right thing"
 
I literally dont get to use "literally" literally as much as I am in this conversation right now.
 
spoiler alert
 
@kalina lol
@Simon right, so you got it literally backwards.
so you agree you were wrong.
 
I'm literally |------| this far away from posting a pic of my pony in this chat.
 
4:30 PM
do it
I need a good laugh
 
I am glad I could educate you on this fine day, you're welcome.
 
Yes, yes, I was but not because I didn't know, because I forgot to type a word.
YOU DIDN'T EDUCATE SHIT
THE ONLY THING YOU EDUCATED ME WITH IS THAT I FORGOT TO TYPE A WORD.
 
that's still education
 
@Simon I EDUCATED YOU TO LITERALLY PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU TYPE
;-)
 
FINE.
 
4:31 PM
so why didnt you just say "I missed a 'NOT' in my sentence" when I started picking on you about this?
@Simon cmon! dont give up! fight back!
 
Because I didn't realize it yet?
 
@Simon i'll sign you up for grindr
 
there ya go!
 
I thought I said the right thing, so I got you the documentation to prove you that you were wrong because I thought I did type the "no"
 
@Ohnana sign him up for MLP.
 
4:32 PM
@AviD you can't do that with a cock shot
 
@Ohnana grindr like pony pictures? that's not something I needed to know
 
@Ohnana read it again.
 
@Ohnana Yeah my gay buddy showed me that app.
 
@AviD i read the history of the message
 
"Wanna pony?"
"Yeah, top or bottom?"
Done.
 
4:33 PM
@Simon welcome to insular community + extroverted sex drives
 
hooookay, Imma just gonna....
This room was placed in timeout for 1 minute; the topic of this room is "A sometimes infosec room. Don't take advice from people with animal avatars, unless they're bears!" - conversation should be limited to that topic.
 
oooh - doesn't stop me
 
@AviD ouch ouch the irony of you doing that is hurting my irony sense
 
:-)
 
aaaand I'm gonig back to work.
@RоryMcCune there are lines.
 
4:34 PM
@AviD which you crossed by about 9am this morning :op
 
@RоryMcCune very true actually
such inconsistency in this mod
 
@RоryMcCune pfft but I didnt keep pushing them.
that was the other mod.
 
And kalinuh is gone forever now.
You've done it again ovid.
 
@AviD please don't make me quote the whole conversation you had with kalina this morning
 
downside, you walk into a gay bar and you know lots of people in the biblical sense
soooo it has its ups and downs
 
4:34 PM
and when I realized where it was going I deleted the whole conversation.
 
@Ohnana meh - doesn't have to be a gay bar. I visit my home town occasionally...
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also i like how "timeout" turned into "mod faceoff"
 
@Ohnana lol
 
What happened?
 
@MarkHulkalo Ovid is homophobic.
 
4:35 PM
@MarkHulkalo nothing really - but the edge is where it's at, maaaan
 
Can't view crap or respond to @mentions on the phone
 
@RoryAlsop true, but it's especially jarring in urban centers. like "aw shit what have I done? oh right, all these people."
 
@AviD - and this is news, how? ;-P
 
@Simon no, I would have responded the same way if you were going on like that in a straight bar.
 
@AviD pls you deleted like one line
 
4:36 PM
@RoryAlsop pfft
@RоryMcCune exactly.
 
@simon it's worth mentioning that you can pick up straight people very easily as well, you just have to lower your standards.
 
@AviD nice non-sequiteur
 
@Ohnana hahahahahaha
 
@Ohnana Hehehe.
 
4:37 PM
@RoryAlsop also, I'm a bit slow, and didnt quite get your point there...
@Ohnana or raise your value.
 
(gay guys have to as well -- "no fats" "no fems" "no browns")
 
No Browns? Fuck you, I'm native.
 
You're red son.
 
@AviD you were inferring I had very low (sub-@Simon) standards. I was implying that everyone knew that :-)
 
right then, Imma leave this mess for @RoryAlsop to clean up ;-)
 
4:38 PM
exactly, grindr is a ton of racist ppl! and that's the cream of the crop for ya
 
Though technically I'm red. Still, WTF racism. I'm mad enough to do something drastic. Like turn on HBO
 
@MarkHulkalo Noooooooo!
which channel is that again?
 
@RoryAlsop no, I was inferring that you pick up guys all over the place. it was weak.
 
Dunno, I'm in Utah lol
 
@RoryAlsop the good one with game of thrones
 
4:38 PM
@AviD oh, I thought I encapsulated that within my statement
 
@RоryMcCune its like murika's version of BBC.
 
@RоryMcCune ahh - GoT channel
 
Except it doesn't cancel good shows.
 
@RoryAlsop yeah, I missed the overall gist
 
I don't think I know channels by name - I just do a search by programme name and hit series record
 
4:39 PM
i wish i could just buy the BBC channels as a package. fuck the american telly and gimme dat sweet sweet beebs
 
@Ohnana I believe that's in the plan for the BBC
 
pls BBC has Top Gear with a mong now.
A fugly mong.
 
Ahh - Chris Evans
good taste in cars, but is a terribly annoying presenter
 
@Simon as if the rest of the top gear ppl weren't ugly
 
@Ohnana Richard isn't ugly.
James is fine too.
Jeremy, well, y'know.
 
4:41 PM
one looked like david tennant with a coke habit
the other two just looked dumpy
 
!rollbackchat 10mins
 
@RoryAlsop Eh?
 
4:58 PM
@DavidFreitag hurricane Sandra kittens
What the duck is that weird text box that pops up with "hurricane sandra" and "kittens" WTF this phone. Allow me to rephrase... Hello kin
 
@MarkHulkalo What sort of drugs have you taken, and do you mind sharing?
 
So because I've spent a lot of time being fag, And then losing weight, my calves are huge. At the airport security, they detected foreign objects hidden on my legs And had to double check them
...being fat. I can't edit on this phone. Sigh
@DavidFreitag Don't worry, I'm high on life
 
@MarkHulkalo lolololol. at least your leags are baller
 
5:18 PM
Yeah they're ridiculously huge
I was actually dumbfounded that something like that could occur
 
well, if you have a high body weight, the shit carrying your body will get a workout
if you moved around by dragging yourself with your arms, you'd be jacked as hell
 
Yep, but I mean the TSA thing
"Foreign object detected! You ain't going nowhere, man. pushes me back I'm patting you down"
 
yeah, it knows what a body shape is
 
Grabbed my calf and went damn and let me go lol
 
when i fly this december, i'm fully prepared to get patted down if they hit the "male" button
lmao!
 
5:21 PM
I'll just bet you are
 
tsa agent realized he was dealing with a priest of brodin
 
My thighs are massive too
Legs are huuuuge
Didn't realize it until this morning when I danced naked in front of the hotel mirror.
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For... For reasons.
 
@MarkHulkalo ._.
 
Hotel bedroom... I am not an exhibitionist
Jack in the Box has this new Cheddar and Onion burger. It's the best thing since Swiss Jack
 
5:39 PM
@MarkHulkalo Did you also notice that rash on your left testicle?
@MarkHulkalo I've found the best course of action is to want to be patted down a little too much. Walk up to them with a huge smile and ask them if you're going to be patted down.
There's always an awkward pause, and then they say: "Uhhh... no...? Sir this is a Taco Bell..."
 
@DavidFreitag I always thought you should be able to choose who pats you down, "Can I have that one please. And two of those..."
 
@RoryAlsop Yeah seriously. It's like if I'm going to be patted down let's make this an enjoyable experience. Naturally that involves a whip, a ball gag, and a full-body latex suit.
 
@DavidFreitag hahahahaha
 
5:57 PM
@DavidFreitag and high heels or black leather boots?
OK technically it can be both
 
Hola everyone, this is my first time doing vulnerability assessment, anyone happen to have good resources that could help :)
case studies? res for latest vulnerabilities .. things like that :.
 
@JeffFerland Please get rid of this question, it might spark some paranoia into some other donuts.
 
6:15 PM
@JeffFerland Ha ha ha "...and [I am] trying to understand networking." Because you'll be tested on radio telepathy in the CCNA exam.
 
6:41 PM
> Is it all possible to transmit speech into a persons brain, and for them to be able to understand your thoughts?
apparently, not always :)
 
Sure there is a such way: you speak to them.
 
@Simon what if they're unable to understand it tho?
 
You do the pls dance.
 
6:58 PM
@kalina @Ohnana Finally found Piper. Turns out that if your companion is involved in the next step of a mission you have on your to-do list, and they're not following you, they'll be waiting wherever that next step is supposed to be. Piper never went back to Sanctuary or her Publick Occurences office. But when I gave up and continued one of my quests, I found her waiting to start a scene at the quest location.
 
3
Q: You're making a difference!

JNatRecently, we've received some e-mails that really make us proud of doing the job we do here, thanking us for the knowledge this site, along with a few others on the network, has made available. This is a very pleasant thing to hear/read, but we cannot overlook who is really responsible for this: ...

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7:14 PM
I don't get the purpose of this post. It's like one of those automated pat on the back emails when you join the network.
 
@TildalWave I read it as saying "SE has received emails thanking us for Security.SE and some others. We'd like to let you know someone thanked us"
 
@TildalWave Yup, I thought exactly this.
 
You could always pop a response saying "cool - can we has swag?" ;-P
 
It's a really generic message.
OOOOOOH, I could reply something about never receiving a t-shirt after the elections!
 
@RoryAlsop I hate being disappointed for having unreasonable expectations :P ... That's why I mod Space Exploration :)))
 
7:16 PM
@Simon I guess it is, but if you trawl around SE, it's not many places (not that I did such a thing)
@TildalWave pfffft - I checked all my other mod sites straight away...
 
@RoryAlsop hahaha made you think didn't it?
 
All I have to say is that SE in general is a godsend compared to sites that used to be prominent..remember.. Experts-Exchange?
 
@Herringbone_Cat Do I ever.
 
@Herringbone_Cat you mean Expert-Sexchange, surely
 
@Herringbone_Cat it annoyed me so many times
@TildalWave this was the only one
 
7:18 PM
@RoryAlsop I worked at an IT company where the founder broke down and registered for a paid account so we could view answers
 
One thing I have to hand them, they were SEO experts. You'd google something, and three quarters of the results on the first page would be to various permutations of the same page on e-e, all hiding the answers until you either used dev tools to modify the CSS and see it, or paid their ransom for an account.
 
@Xander funny that nobody made a browser extension for that
or maybe there was, I just wasn't bothered to find it
 
@TildalWave They probably did.
@TildalWave Ha, yes, that.
 
@Herringbone_Cat ahh not a fan of the old "get the result from google then scroll right to the very bottom" trick
 
@RоryMcCune hah that worked for a while, but after a while they would blacklist your IP and return it obfuscated
sometimes google cache worked, sometimes it didn't :)
 
7:29 PM
@Herringbone_Cat very naughty of them, I guess I never went after too many answers in quick sucession... My understanding was that google required them to make the text available if they wanted it to show up in search results...
 
What a bunch of #fogeys discussing.
 
experts-exchange.com/plansAndPricing.jsp <-- LOL £8 / month to ask a question
@Simon shush #EmbryoBoy
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I'm surprised that two #fogeys managed to find the star button.
Old people get confused pretty easily most of the time.
 
@Simon confused by how some of the younger generation manage to stay focused long enough to type whole sentences perhaps...
 
@Simon you want me to star it as well? ;-P
 
7:35 PM
@RoryAlsop No, no, no, you might need to take a nap after so much action.
@RоryMcCune I'M THE MULTITASKING GENERATION!
 
boy, ah say boy, you ain't seen action like the roro action!
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@Simon aka the ADHD generation
 
(that came out wrong again, didn't it...)
 
ew
@RоryMcCune pls
 
oh, @JeffFerland - I deleted the telepathy post. The OP will get your comment, and I figured it would at least stop nonsense :-)
 
ohnuhnuh pls hulp me
dem #fogeys are fogeying
 
nope
 
@Simon pls that was from susecon2015
which is literally now
 
wadafuk is susecon
 
if it could get any more current it would be in the future
 
8:05 PM
@Simon "suse"
as in the linux distro i think
 
@Simon it's a convention... for suse
 
o
 
Do they also do anything not nurdy?
 
@Simon they make linux distros, what do you think....?
 
8:06 PM
Fair point.
 
I'm going down a rabbit hole with this stuff
but WTAF
 
Yeah, Alice.
 
they re-did all the lyrics for what does the fox say
to make it chameleon based... (the logo of SUSE linux)
and the production values are a lot better than most corp. parody vids
 
Do you think they'd be willing to make the pls dance official video if I'd ask them?
 
@Simon dunno guv , but after seeing that lot you never know...
 
8:10 PM
Why do you some people decide to yell when they close HTML tags?
...</td></TR>
RORO FOGEY ANSWER MY QUESTION
 
@RоryMcCune WTAF
 
ohnuhnuh pls don't feed the roro
 
8:31 PM
@RoryAlsop Someone should pin this.
 
@Iszi No need more gullible people like you to see it.
 
8:50 PM
You’re Invited to the DOOM® Multiplayer Closed Alpha!
winner \o/
looks at times
sigh weekends
 
@kalina nice
 
I'll do it fit you @kalina
For you, even
 
hehehehe
...
obviously contains spoilers
 
Why did he come and read unless he was wanting a spoiler?
 
well exactly
the question is titled
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Q: What are the long-term consequences of joining each faction?

Nathan SabrukaWhat were the long-term effects of finishing the game with one of the four factions? More specifically I was wondering about becoming allies with the Institute. Will the people of the Commonwealth be unhappy and hate me? What about your companions? This question is for all of the four factions (...

srsface
that post definitely contains no spoilers
 
9:06 PM
@ThomasPornin, I've recommended your Makwa in a question about password recovery on Crypto.SE. I hope you don't mind and it's still the best choice for this use-case.
 
9:17 PM
@SEJPM Makwa has been provided for the greater benefit of Mankind (and for the inflation of my ego as well) and people are free to use it in any way as they see fit.
 
9:32 PM
@Simon pls somon a WTAF is a WTAF whether #Fogey or #Embryo
 
do you even WTAF
 
@kalina I do when I see Linux companies do decent remakes of What does the fox say..
 
"decent"
 
@kalina well for an IT company doing a cover I thought the production values were pretty good
sound was decent quality, the lyrics (whilst a little awkward) scanned well, video looked like it had been shot on a decent camera
compared to things like the hideously awkward "Big-4" company songs, this was excellent
 
it's easy to copy
 
9:37 PM
@kalina sure it's even easier to copy badly
 
this video is 2 years old
 
@kalina correct
 
thanks for distracting me from what I wasn't doing with a 2 year old video
now I'll never finish watching how this should have ended
 
@kalina they've done some newer ones a Maroon5 cover and a Bruno mars cover
but I prefered the chameleon one
 
Just got around to watching it. I love it :-)
Got funny looks from Claire
 
9:47 PM
heh
 
@AviD I hope someone else answered but yes it's possible and done all the time.
 
@TerryChia I think you're the only pythonista about....
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^@RoryAlsop nice way of thinking about it
 
 
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10:55 PM
@RоryMcCune I liked the other one too - that I popped on facebook a wee while back. SOmething like:
whisky is simply sunlight trapped in rainwater
 

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