@Lighty People disappearing is going to raise suspicion. If you don't find a way to point the blame to someone else, it might end up pointing to you, and that would be bad for your continued killing potential.
"You can't blame me because he had a drug problem!" "It was cyanide..." "Still a drug! There are people who recreationally take cyanide... at least once!"
"Your fingerprints are all over the knife" "Well duh, social inequality does not make me automatically guilty"
"Yes I was using the knife, he came over, took it off me, told me I would pay and then stabbed himself in the face... that's why my prints are on the knife"
"the stab wounds indicate the killer was left handed" "oh well, I'm er..." swaps pen into other hand "I'm right handed..."
@RоryMcCune I'm glad you've finally found internet shopping, it's only been a decade
AN ENTIRE DECADE
#fogey
"ooh look at this new fangled internet thing"
"you can order celery off it! order all the celery!"
but now I can probably order from Sainsbury's and get it delivered tomorrow, rather than the usual drive 4 minutes to Sainsburys and get home within the hour with a carload of stuffs
If you want to know, there was some dude giving me the thumbs up when I was driving and I almost told him to fuck off because I thought he was just another asshole complaining about nothing.
He probably just liked my exhaust, but really dude? It just kills the whole boxer noise.
plus it's awkward when people actually read what you say and you openly don't support christmas and point out religion is no different from being an enthusiastic fan of harry potter
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
