The Comms Room

10:27 AM

It's quiet in here.

10:46 AM

So, fun day.

$colleague was supposed to have done some infrastructure work.. now it's 3 days past the deadline, and him and $othercoworker are both on annual leave, and there's no documentation about said work.

Andrew

@TomO'Connor email $manager to see if $colleague or $othercoworker passed anything on before they went on leave?

Tom O'Connor

@Andrew Trying that, but $manager is also off on A/L

seriously, I'm basically Team of One for 2 weeks

Andrew

@TomO'Connor email $manager[$manager]?

(whats the correct syntax for these, array or pointer?)

Someone needs to write an RFC for Workplace Description Language

Tom O'Connor

looks like some of the work was done

/me smites people who randomly pick vlan IDs

1,2,3,10,22,31,43,100,101,240,500,999

GRRR

Someone tell me it's more secure to have huge gaps between VLANs :P

faker

11:02 AM

and nobody picked 666?

Tom O'Connor

@faker VLAN of the Beast.

faker

@TomO'Connor Sysadmin VLAN of course

Tom O'Connor

11:17 AM

Found one switch, but t'other one isn't responding

Grr.

pauska

Anyone here who has experience with AD CS?

I can't figure out why a enrollment of a code signing certificate is set to 2 years, even when the template says 10 years..

Bob

@TomO'Connor Of course! Better performance too, with less interference!

cole

11:59 AM

Sup

Nathan C

Got a response from Kerio support...they want me to follow a set of instructions that I've already mentioned twice doesn't work in my version -_-

Bob

@NathanC "I've tried X and Y, neither work, anything else I can do?" "Try X."

Gotta love those scripted responses.

Nathan C

@Bob Right? This was after it was supposedly escalated to development because the previous person I spoke to said it may be a bug.

We pay them almost a grand a year and they're acting like some free support -_-

cole

12:17 PM

Well, I was gone a week

and what a mess

Nathan C

@cole uh oh

cole

@NathanC ticket explosion.

Once I get some caffeine in me I'll start banging them out but augh

Nathan C

@Cole I already opened a Monster...

>.>

cole

@NathanC I wish I had one.

Been up since 4:45

I even went to the gym this morning, going to shoot trap tonight.

Nathan C

sounds like a busy day

cole

12:28 PM

@NathanC not sure what changed but I've been so busy every day

Travis

12:46 PM

Anyone using WDS ?

ewwhite

1:16 PM

Tired of customers saying that the heartbleed patching caused problems.

"Oh, mail doesn't work as well"

or "My PC doesn't boot"

cole

HEARTBLEEDED

ewwhite

"I can't get an IP address"

"All started after your patches!!"

Mathias R. Jessen

@ewwhite I'm tired of people panicking about HeartBleed when they only used OpenSSL to implement clients and not servers

ewwhite

@MathiasR.Jessen well, patching was a visibility WIN for IT people.

Nathan C

@ewwhite Well...heartbleed did break our email antivirus since it introduced a bug

So, i enabled gateway antivirus at our firewall...which at least should stop some of it until Kerio gets off their ass and fixes it

ewwhite

1:19 PM

oops

Andrew

@ewwhite it was a fail for "we should keep stuff up to date" though :/

Nathan C

and the caffeine is kicking in...wheeee

cole

I need more caffeine

Mathias R. Jessen

@Andrew Unfortunately yes... It was very strange having to report outdated and unpatched software as a truly fortunate and positive thing to our customers :-S

Nathan C

@Andrew Well...stuff was up to date. Heartbleed was more of an "emergency" patch.

Michael Hampton

1:44 PM

@MathiasR.Jessen Outdated and unpatched stuff is even more worrying because you don't know what nasty security holes are in it that will never be patched.

BigHomie

Mathias R. Jessen

@MichaelHampton If the assumption is that OpenSSL is filled with more disclosure exploits akin (in severity) to HeartBleed, that we just haven't noticed yet, we might as well just turn everything off and abandon electronic communications altogether

Michael Hampton

@MathiasR.Jessen I worry more about EOL stuff.

Bob

@MathiasR.Jessen Well, they're trying to do a full audit now, so...

dawud

on the bright side, stuff like Heartbleed might improve security awareness

Mathias R. Jessen

1:51 PM

@Bob That's just an appropriate way of dealing with it instead. I assume the aim is to patch any critical vulnerability, not just identity it :)

MDMarra

@MathiasR.Jessen just the man I was hoping to see

Mathias R. Jessen

@MDMarra sup?

MDMarra

How the hell can I test a file or folder in PowerShell for the existence of a specific ACE in the ACL?

I want to see if domain\user has full control and if not, add it

Mathias R. Jessen

@MDMarra Get-ACL plus some filtering magic

MDMarra

right

BigHomie

1:52 PM

@MDMarra haha good question

Kevin Soviero

My office has an unlimited supply of otameal, sunflower seeds, various soft drinks, and coffee... 300 lbs here I come!

BigHomie

Why not just outright add it

MDMarra

but get-childitem path -recurse | get-acl | select -expand access is a clusterfuck

@BigHomie because its 7 million files

And I dont want to add an explicit entry if its already inheriting it

but testing for inheritence isnt good enough becuase the file system is fucked

BigHomie

@MDMarra standby

Andrew

@MathiasR.Jessen go back to subsistence farming?

faker

1:59 PM

-1

Q: given the network address must be subnetted needs to be provide addresses for 3 lans

the network is 172.16.0.0/16 must be subnetted to provide addrsses for the 3 lans. HQ lan requires 500addresses, Branch 1 200 addresses, Branch 2 100 addresses

ip-address

My favorite game: is that question a homework question or by an outsourced IT admin without any clue?

Mathias R. Jessen

Wow, that got ugly

Freakin' Markdown

pastebin.com/Xm2vsRAc

MDMarra

thanks!

I'll play with it

Mathias R. Jessen

@MDMarra The if statement should probably be rewritten as a filter

MDMarra

yeah

Eventually when I have a minute, I'll let you harvest some rep :)

Mathias R. Jessen

Looking forward to it ;)

@Andrew Something like that, or maybe the Industrial Age without the advent of telegraphs

IPoAC all the way

MikeyB

2:07 PM

@faker Marked as HOOOOOMEWORK

@JoelESalas OK, I'll accept responsibility for starting a new trend of thizz face selfies.

BigHomie

@MDMarra

$(Get-Acl .\_test.xml).GetAccessRules($true, $true, $(new-object System.Security.Principal.NTAccount("exp\bighomie")).GetType())

That's main-worthy

MikeyB

@MathiasR.Jessen It's not quite as bad on the client, but can still be exploited by a malicious server. Even a MITM server that doesn't validate - you can exploit heartbleed before the certificate stage (pretty sure).

Michael Hampton

I don't want to waste your time, but if you think this question can be saved, I would love to state it in a way that fits this site. I'm sorry that it appears I don't have a basic understanding of IP. Is the question I asked a very common and very basic setting in most routers that I am just not aware of? I've set up port forwarding, DMZ's, and DNS servers before, but I've never seen the case where a router handles 2 external IP addresses. I can't figure out how to have a computer respond to 192.168.1.15 internally and 172.75.176.53 externally — Tyler DeWitt 2 mins ago

Opinions?

Mathias R. Jessen

@MikeyB No, a heartbeat is a low-overhead alternative to renegotiation for keep-alive monitoring from the peer acting "client". From my understanding, at least... better find out

MikeyB

@TomO'Connor lolz: 1,2,10,20,21,50,51,52,53,60,61,62,91,92,93,100,101,102,103,201,999

@MathiasR.Jessen symantec.com/connect/blogs/…

Chris S

2:14 PM

My server snagged the memory dump of the private key for CloudFlareChallenge.com yesterday at ~4PM. I just noticed now. Reiterating that that problem is absolutely as bad as they originally thought.

BigHomie

@MDMarra and you can pipe that to ` Where {$_.IdentityReference -eq "EXP\bighomie"} ` if you want to filter on a specific user

Chris S

@TomO'Connor I try to use part of the subnet number in the vLAN. Like 192.168.60/24 is on vLAN 60.

Mathias R. Jessen

@BigHomie Or rather change $objUser to NTAccount("EXP\BigHomie") ... testing for equality with identical types might come in handy when you do the test 7 million times, performancewise

BigHomie

@MathiasR.Jessen tell me more....

MikeyB

@MichaelHampton He needs someone to sit him and and explain patiently to him how networking works.

Mathias R. Jessen

2:20 PM

Your example poses an implicit type conversion from Security.Principal.NTAccount -> String before doing the comparison
{$_.IdentityReference -eq "EXP\bighomie"} is essentially {$_.IdentityReference.ToString() -eq "EXP\bighomie"}

times 7 million :)

Since you cannot compare equality between the two types

BigHomie

@MathiasR.Jessen Well the thing is that even though in the beginning I specified a specific NTAccount, it still returns more than explicit perms because I set that part to $true, so it all depends on if he wants explicit perms or not msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/…

Mathias R. Jessen

@BigHomie Oh indeed, my comment is specific to the performance of your Where statement.

MDMarra

Gentlemen, you are both life savers and I will buy you each beer if we meet in person

BigHomie

@MDMarra I don't drink beer, but I'll take some SF Rep.....

MDMarra

I'll ask a question once I'm off this outrageous conference call

cole

2:30 PM

whoa 2 weeks till LOPSA East

BigHomie

@MathiasR.Jessen I see now, nice

ewwhite

Do any of you use logwatch on Linux?

BigHomie

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Q: Is there a term for the coding error that resulted in heartbleed, or the code that exploited it?

This is not really another heartbleed question. I don't want to go into massive detail on how the error happened, how heartbleed works, etc. To summarize, the programmer (whether forgetting to, or just naivety) relied on the clients specification of how large the payload was. In this case it was...

terminology

Just in case you hear people saying 'Buffer Overflow'

cole

@ewwhite ya

pauska

3 hours ago, by pauska

I can't figure out why a enrollment of a code signing certificate is set to 2 years, even when the template says 10 years..

anyone? :(

Maybe I'll just pop a question on the site, but I feel like I'm missing something basic here

Nathan C

2:34 PM

@pauska Unfortunately I nuked my AD CS install a while ago so I can't test it heh

Mathias R. Jessen

@MDMarra Buy me one at TechEd ;)

Nathan C

@pauska Your root CA certificate doesn't have a 2-year expiry right?

pauska

@NathanC no, it's 30 years or something like that

MDMarra

@MathiasR.Jessen I havent even looked at the schedule

:x

Mathias R. Jessen

@pauska You've duplicated the default v2 Code Signing template and set the duration to 10 years? Or you've edited the default template?

pauska

2:38 PM

duplicated the default

Nathan C

Ah...code-signing certs are enterprise-only anyway

pauska

look at the validity period.. 3650 days

yet I end up with a two year certificate

Nathan C

4

Q: Microsoft CA certificate templates expires sooner than expected

The certificates my Microsoft CA is generating do not match the time period indicated in the template used. How can I resolve this? I recently created a new certificate template for use on my Linux boxes on my Microsoft CA (2008 R2 Enterprise). This template is approved for server and client au...

certificate certificate-authority ad-certificate-services

so,

certutil -setreg CA\ValidityPeriod "Years"
certutil -setreg CA\ValidityPeriodUnits 10

Mathias R. Jessen

@pauska certutil -getreg CA\ValidityPeriodUnits

pauska

nice find, thank you

Mathias R. Jessen

2:40 PM

lol

Nathan C

Thank @ChrisS for that bit of info :)

MDMarra

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Q: Evaaluating current ACEs on NTFS ACLs with PowerShell

There is a document management system that has million of files on an NTFS share. A single service account needs full permission to all of these files and the application brokers access using this service account. During a migration of data, something happened and the permissions are now inconsi...

windows permissions powershell ntfs

go get your rep, fools

Nathan C

Looking at our firewall and DNS is our #1 traffic generator O.o

Tom O'Connor

@ChrisS Yeah, i like that method too, but.

Travis

@NathanC Been doing some wireshark testing on my slow file server connection times.. One thing I noticed is when it does the SMB2 "Tree Connect Request Tree" it will do \\DC1\NETLOGON one time and \\DC2.domain.com\NETLOGON a different time. FQDN one time and NETBIOS name another...

Nathan C

2:48 PM

annnnd i just got flooded with ~250 emails from nagios...yay queuing

Kevin Soviero

@NathanC Hm... I just flushed a mailqueue with a few hundred alerts in it... Do you work here!?

Nathan C

lol

Somehow the account nagios was using was disabled so it wasn't sending emails for a week or two

Travis

@NathanC You want to see these wireshack traces?

Chris S

@BigHomie Not a "Buffer Overflow" and not a "Buffer Overread" either (buffer overread is when the program reads past the end of the buffer, that wasn't the problem in Heartbleed). It's use of an uninitialized variable/buffer/memory (whatever you want to call it). cwe.mitre.org/data/definitions/457.html

Kevin Soviero

After deleting a bunch of files, the space is still in use (I assume because the inodes weren't released). Does anyone know how to release those inodes w/o rebooting or using fsck since it's the root FS?

RHEL FYI

Chris S

2:53 PM

Files might still be open - checked that?

Nathan C

@Travis Sure.

Travis

@NathanC Where you want me to put 'em?

Nathan C

@Travis appliance.cloudshark.org/upload works

if it's over 10mb you may have to toss it on an upload site

BigHomie

@ChrisS idk C, they're going according to CWE's definition of a buffer overread, it sounded weird to me too to be honest, but look cwe.mitre.org/data/definitions/457.html

@MDMarra DV!

Kevin Soviero

@ChrisS Thanks for that, Cassandra is evil

MikeyB

3:00 PM

@KevinSoviero The program with those files still open has to close the fds

Chris S

@BigHomie I linked to 457. The buffer overread was CWE-126

Nathan C

@Travis I take it 4.10 is your file server?

Travis

@NathanC Yes. .101 is workstation

cole

Using PowerShell for things like getting info from AD is becoming increasingly easier than using ADUC for me.

Nathan C

@Travis What's 4.6? Secondary server?

Travis

3:03 PM

@NathanC DC1 / DNS / PDC

Chris S

1

Q: I think we're overdoing "get a new job" recommendations in comments

Is that OK to leave a small endless loop script running on server? Powershell assistance for Active Directory Cleanup Those are two examples that I've seen in the last day. Neither of which deal with illegal activity, unethical behavior, or general shadiness. Sure, each environment might be uno...

discussion comments

Mathias R. Jessen

@MDMarra Döne

Travis

@NathanC .11 is DC2 / DNS

cole

I can say working in the wrong place has been pretty valuable for me.

MikeyB

I am amused that @TheCleaner responded to an AD cleanup question.

Nathan C

3:04 PM

@Travis Hmm...it's almost like it's the DC's fault. Authenticating to the file server seems to be taking longer than it should

Magellan

mornin gents

cole

sup @Magellan

Mathias R. Jessen

@ChrisS On a side note, I was bummed to find the first question on-hold, no one has given a serious answer on actually implementing the file system monitoring functionality he's asking for in the (horrendously phrased) question

Magellan

@cole It's not snowing here. We mowed the lawn yesterday. =)

cole

@Magellan so pissed it snowed here.

It was like lolit's70 and then psychjksnow.

Travis

3:06 PM

@NathanC Trace1 was pretty quick. It took only a few seconds.. Trace2 took around 30 seconds.

Basil

morning

JohnD

Yeah I had to scrape ice off my car this morning, wtf

cole

@JohnD I read "scrape the ice off my cat this morning"

JohnD

that too

cole

Apparently need to get an eye exam.

or new contacts.

or..both.

Chris S

3:07 PM

@MathiasR.Jessen I'm on brain-vacation. Yesterday was the personal tax deadline, the end of "Tax Season", which was horrendous this year with viruses and some general idiocy.

Nathan C

@Travis heh, in the initial SMB handshake there's PC NETWORK PROGRAM 1.0..LANMAN1.0..Windows for Workgroups 3.1a in it...found that interesting :P

Travis

@NathanC lol

@NathanC Looking at it, the trace used the same DC's

Nathan C

@Travis Are you using folder redirection?

Travis

@NathanC For Favorites and My Documents

Nathan C

@Travis I see a bunch of traffic on WP Administrator\System Information

MikeyB

3:11 PM

28

Q: Why do Disney parents usually die?

It's well known that many animated Disney movie parents (at least one of a set) die, were never in the picture, or started the movie already dead. Is this just a financial thing (like in Toy Story), or does Disney have any other reason for this? Some examples: Toy Story - Dad doesn't exist T...

analysis disney

Mathias R. Jessen

Hmmm... maybe I should write my PowerShell answers in the ISE first, instead of directly into the answer box.

Travis

@NathanC That's the share I was trying to access

Mathias R. Jessen

Intellisense <3

Travis

@NathanC And I had an excel file open that was in that path.

MikeyB

@HopelessN00b DFS, of cuz I would like to use it if my boss is not an old fashion....everything must be running by script made by our own..... — Root Loop 20 hours ago

Oh my god dude. Fire your boss.

TheCleaner

3:12 PM

@MikeyB :)

Nathan C

I see that delay here

Travis

@NathanC Yep

TheCleaner

@MDMarra - on your question, I get what you are after. So I'm guessing that simply applying an explicit allow at the root of the share and propogating permissions down isn't what you are after due to specific broken inheritances that were required in subfolders somewhere?

MDMarra

@TheCleaner right

its a clusterfuck

and I dont know much about the environment. Our EMC guys broke it when migrating from Celerra to VNX

Nathan C

@Travis There's something funky with that file server. It's refusing to respond to the enum request (which returns the list you want) for quite a while

I just see a bunch of file open/file close requests until it finally kicks in

cole

3:16 PM

@MikeyB sometimes I think it's less the boss and more the employee is too afraid to/doesn't know how to explain why something is a better option.

Travis

@NathanC It happens on any server you \\name to

Nathan C

Where the first trace file it shows up immediately

MikeyB

@cole It's really hard to explain that, agreed.

cole

I've learned here that I can change the way things are with enough persistence and patience.

I mean shit - we started rolling out WSUS last week.

Remember last year when I said we didn't patch anything? Shit's changing.

TheCleaner

@MDMarra ah...gotcha. Wonder if they used EMC's cifs tools instead of Microsoft's.

@MDMarra I'm all for Powershell, but personally I like this tool for NTFS perm reporting. I use it all the time. It can do what you are after: cjwdev.co.uk/Software/NtfsReports/Info.html

Nathan C

3:19 PM

@Travis is your DNS suffix set correctly on the client?

Travis

@NathanC and it's so inconsistent. For example, right now I have near instantaneous access to any file share

Nathan C

Try doing an ipconfig /flushdns after closing the affected window, then opening it with \\name again (without the FQDN)

Travis

@NathanC It's set to append primary and connection specific dns suffixes...append parent suffixes

@NathanC near instant

Nathan C

hmm...

so it's not dns resolution

Travis

@NathanC What I'm seeing is when it's accessing DC1 it doesn't use the FQDN. DC2 does though

ewwhite

3:22 PM

@MikeyB @MichaelHampton When does /var/spool/mail/root get created on RHEL systems?

HopelessN00b

If anyone wants to help a poor SoB with another fucking printer issue... I'd appreciate it.

0

Q: Can I disable WSD (Web Services for Devices) on Server 2012/R2? How?

I am looking for a way to disable WSD on Server 2012 and Server 2012 R2. Basically, a number of our printers on a number of our print server have decided that using this bloody service is better than using the TCP/IP ports they were assigned, and they are changing themselves over to WSD ports wh...

windows-server-2012 windows-server-2012-r2 network-printer print-server wsd

Fucking WSD. The only thing worse than a printer is a printer that's trying to be smart. >:/

Nathan C

@Travis I dunno man...I've looked at both these files until my head started spinning and nothing seems to jump out

Travis

@NathanC lol...welcome to my world. I figured out why all those WP Administrator things were showing up. I was using Start, Search box to \\path. If I do Run instead it doesn't show that...

Nathan C

@Travis probably has to do with the redirection

Travis

@NathanC Yep, but shouldn't slow it down randomly like that I would think

Michael Hampton

3:26 PM

@ewwhite When root gets mail

Travis

@NathanC When it takes 40 seconds to connect to the file share that Start, Search box thing just keeps saying "Searching" even if I type in eventvwr.msc...

@NathanC Right now with no delay it comes up instantly with whatever I'm "searching" for

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton is it crazy to force the existence of the file?

creating generic checks for produce systems.

Michael Hampton

@ewwhite No, so long as you have the right ownership/perms

ewwhite

only way to catch their cron bugs

Nathan C

@HopelessN00b The "Device Association Service" service? That started when I started searching for discoverable printers

ewwhite

3:31 PM

@MichaelHampton I'm abusing puppet

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Michael Hampton

Tell me something I don't know :)

Travis

@NathanC When it slows down again I'll do Start+Run instead to try to get rid of some of the fluff and see if anything new pops

ewwhite

@MichaelHampton pssh

Wesley

@ewwhite Calling @PauskaSock, come in @PauskaSock, do you copy? Over.

Nathan C

@Travis yeah, that might help a bit...I noticed some RST packets when it was talking to the DC as well

BigHomie

3:32 PM

Wesley

@MathiasR.Jessen You're looking more gangster than ever.

cole

@BigHomie that's special

Wesley

@BigHomie I've got one that beats that, hang a sec...

@BigHomie Here ya' go: twitter.com/Nonapeptide/status/360462234503245824

Iain

Can we have the as fuck removed from this serverfault.com/questions/589240/… comment please - it's really not adding anything

Wesley

Iain

3:34 PM

@Wesley You live !

Now just get back on that bike

Wesley

@Iain I do. For certain interpretations of "alive"

Jacob

@Iain that he still needs to buy.

pauska

@Wesley where have you been mate?

Iain

@Wesley that would be the not dead ones then :)

Mathias R. Jessen

@Wesley Thanks, was going for the "too famous to care"-look. Long time no see btw, have you been biking?

BigHomie

3:35 PM

@pauska Didn't you see him splattered all over the star wall

Wesley

@Iain True, it's getting hotter here though, but I can still manage. I got sidetracked, a cold, and then more sidetracked so I've taken up running on a treadmill. Interval training, more precisely.

@MathiasR.Jessen Haven't planted my butt on a saddle in about four weeks, sadly.

BigHomie

@Wesley Why

Wesley

@pauska Focusing. Or at least trying to. =/

Iain

@Wesley I picked up a road bike for Jayne, part of the deal was I have to go running with her

cole

Oh

SO

We got audited by Microsoft

Wesley

3:36 PM

@BigHomie It was a Windows Media Services endpoint and there were about 100 publishing points on it. Each publishing point was for a different customer which had their own user account to connect to the server through Windows Media Encoder. Used Windows Auth.

cole

so now we have to buy the datacenters licenses w/ SA

yay

Wesley

@Iain I'm very interested to know how your cycling endurance translates to running endurance.

Skyhawk

@Wesley I haven't in 3 weeks, but I have a damn good excuse.

Jacob

@cole Oh oh oh, can we start a pool on how much your fines will be?

Wesley

@Skyhawk Rainy? Sick? Laser-hover-bears?

cole

3:37 PM

However, my manager won't let me deploy any 2012/2012 R2 because it's too hard for the other guys on the team to learn to support.

Nathan C

@HopelessN00b serverfault.com/questions/589476/…

HopelessN00b

@NathanC Interesting.. I'll give it a shot, TY. Can't seem to reliably replicate when these goddamn printers and this goddamn service decide to up and change my printers' settings, though...

cole

@Jacob pretty much if we don't buy the Datacenter licensing w/ SA - mad fines yo.

Nathan C

I found the "proper" one to disable according to its description, but one or both of those may work

Wesley

@cole "So, instead of clicking this icon, you now have to click this one over he..." "AWWW HECK NO, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT."

Iain

3:38 PM

@Wesley at the moment it doesn't - I don't have the running technique to run continuously for 5k yet. I have to run some then walk then run some ...

cole

@Wesley legit made me LOL

Skyhawk

@Wesley Front tire went flat at 27mph and I went over the handlebars, bad enough for a $20,000 helicopter ride to the trauma center.

Jacob

@Wesley Yeah really, it takes like 3 minutes to get used to 2012.

Travis

@NathanC Think the RST would show up in the router interface info?

cole

Mainly because i pictured a coworker doing that and like throwing their mouse and flipping their keyboard and NOPEING RIGHT OUT OF HERE

Iain

3:39 PM

@Skyhawk ouch

Wesley

@Iain Yeah, I'm doing the couch-to-5k program. Or at least, one of the many C2-5K iphone apps. Anyway, I'm stuck on Day 1 with six 60 second running intervals over 25 minutes. =P

Jacob

@Skyhawk So uh, your ok and all right'?

Nathan C

@Travis maybe...it could also mean nothing

Skyhawk

@Wesley Broke helmet, scapula, ulna, rib.

Wesley

@Skyhawk That's... no bueno. =(

Iain

3:40 PM

@Wesley I manage 5k in 35 minutes as above

Wesley

@Skyhawk HNNNGGG.

cole

@Skyhawk whoa!

Maybe I shouldn't buy a bike.

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Travis

@NathanC I'm gonna quit IT and go be a garbage man... throw the bag in, pull a lever, bag goes away. Cut and dry.

Skyhawk

@Wesley I posted an ER pic here but I don't think many people saw it... only got 1 star

Wesley

@Iain Yeah, you're about forty levels above me then.

Nathan C

3:40 PM

@cole img.pandawhale.com/… (gif)

Wesley

@Skyhawk Didn't show enough cleavage or leg. =(

cole

@Travis my dad says he wants to be a garbage man when he retires. I told him that's a step up from being the sewage man he is today. (Works at the waste water plant)

Skyhawk

@Wesley True, but it did show a bare chest and a lot of road rash. And a nurse.

cole

@NathanC LOL

ewwhite

how perfect...

Wesley

3:41 PM

@Iain How does your lady do? Can she run a solid 5k with no stops to gasp and clutch her kidney-region?

Skyhawk

@Wesley Speaking of which, I'd never had my clothes removed with scissors before.

ewwhite

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Travis

@cole Nice! Some make good money. They did a follow around NY with the men behind the mess....they make really good money (much more than me) and I was like...oh boy! Then I realize the cost of living in NY is much more than mine as well

Iain

One of the women in my club face planted at the weekend because the ride bunched unexpectedly and she clipped someone ahead

Wesley

@Skyhawk Man, that's awful. So where are you now? Are you on bedrest? Can you move much?

Nathan C

3:42 PM

@cole Accurate for me dealing with printers

BigHomie

@ewwhite Big Ups man

ewwhite

I haven't had upvotes for days

Iain

@Wesley yep - she can do it in 28mins I think - she needs more effort though

Wesley

@ewwhite Are you walking away from ServerFault for a while as per the meta thread? =(

Travis

@ewwhite If you do nudes, I'll buy the rights to them :)

Wesley

3:43 PM

@Iain Wow, impressive. I just want to get to day 2 of C25K. =P

ewwhite

@Wesley just not answering stuff for a bit

Skyhawk

@Wesley Naw. I can type 31wpm with my right hand only, and the concussion definitely results in some degree of impairment from time to time but I'm mostly OK.

Nathan C

OpenSSL Heartbleed Information Disclosu 19.23% ...hmm, someone's been spitting heartbleed requests

Wesley

@ewwhite How many people have contacted you via ServerFault to do some work for them since you've been one of the tippy-top repped peeps?

Jacob

@ewwhite Wow 1229 consecutive days. That's a lot.

ewwhite

3:44 PM

@Wesley ~20

Wesley

@Skyhawk All that time on xHamster paid off, eh?

@ewwhite Kewl.

Skyhawk

@Wesley If I wasn't supposed to go back to work, which is entirely possible, they definitely forgot to tell me.

Wesley

@Skyhawk So you're at your island oasis right now?

Skyhawk

@Wesley Is it bad tghat I don't know what that is?

Jacob

@Skyhawk You'll get faster with practice.

Iain

3:44 PM

@Skyhawk I must admit I try not to think about a front blow out at some of the speeds I do

Wesley

@Skyhawk You clearly haven't been hanging out with @ewwhite enough.

Skyhawk

@Wesley I wish!

Wesley

@Skyhawk Ohhh, so not home yet. =(

Skyhawk

@Iain No kidding. Previous hill was 37mph, that would have hurt a lot more.

Iain

@Skyhawk My land speed record is 51mph I regularly do over 40

Wesley

3:46 PM

@Skyhawk What's your hospital and room #? I'll send you a dancing bear-o-gram.

Skyhawk

@Iain Not that I remember any pain. One moment I was wondering if my front tire was losing air, next moment wobble, next moment strapped to a backboard in an ambulance on the way to the helipad.

Wesley

@Skyhawk Wow so you were unconscious for a really long time?

Or conscious but not forming memories

Basil

Guess who just googled how to delete a line from their ksh history?

Skyhawk

@Wesley My friends say I was unresponsive for some number of minutes and incredibly confused for much longer.

Iain

@Skyhawk I've only had 3 flats in several years 1 front and 2 rear

Wesley

3:48 PM

@Basil mysql -uroot -pswordfish

@Skyhawk D=

Skyhawk

@Iain Yeah. Worst part is it was a brand-new bike.

Iain

@Skyhawk what is it ?

Wesley

@Iain *was =P

Skyhawk

@Iain Scott CR1. Double markdown clearance at REI.

@Iain So fast. So much fun to ride.

@Iain but maybe heavier tires next time.

Wesley

@Skyhawk Which reminds me I still need to lug my Surly parts to REI and have "Tom" work on my head tube.

5

That star is totally out of context.

Skyhawk

3:51 PM

@Wesley He'll work it.

MikeyB

@Basil Up, (erase), Down? unset HISTFILE?

BigHomie

@Basil I thought it was rm -rf /

Skyhawk

5

Wesley

And yet still, @Skyhawk remains unfathomably handsome.

3

Skyhawk

@Wesley There it is, one more time, for you.

Wesley

3:52 PM

@Skyhawk My belated star.

MikeyB

@Skyhawk Dude! OUCH!

BigHomie

@Skyhawk What happened there?

Wesley

@BigHomie He walked by an arena full of super models. They spotted him under his cap and glasses.

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Skyhawk

@BigHomie I'm typing one-handed here, just scroll up a bit. That arm that looks messed up, it's... yeah.

Iain

@Skyhawk A friend of mine has one - nice bikes. I used to use Michelin Krylion Carbon tyres and never had any problems. Last year I switched to Michelin Pro Race 3 Service Course - they are light and puncture easily as they wear out quickly . This year I'm on Michelin Pro Race 4 Endurance which are apparently the replacement for the Krylions - we'll see

MikeyB

3:54 PM

@Skyhawk Not the reason I usually type one-handed in here, but still a good reason.

Skyhawk

@Iain Lightweight tires, no more. I want bulletproof tires.

Wesley

16 mins ago, by Skyhawk

@Wesley Front tire went flat at 27mph and I went over the handlebars, bad enough for a $20,000 helicopter ride to the trauma center.

There ya' be, @BigHomie

@Skyhawk In the left nostril.

MikeyB

@Wesley Now we understand why he's called "Skyhawk".

Was the heli ride covered?

Wesley

@MikeyB This is AMERICA! Of course the helicopter ride to save his life wasn't covered.

Communist scum.

Skyhawk

@MikeyB Probably. Air ambulance is in the CoC, says it's covered if medically necessary.

BigHomie

3:57 PM

@Wesley thanks, after I spent the last 5 mins trawling our transcript ;)

Skyhawk

@MikeyB At $19,500 I really wish they'd provided earplugs. And a wig.

Wesley

@BigHomie So just how big are we talking here, 'cuz in a room that @Zypher frequents, you gotta be pretty big to call yourself big.

Jacob

@Wesley I'm not sure if that's an insult or compliment.

BigHomie

@Skyhawk It could be worse, sir.

Skyhawk

@Wesley He wrote the Odyssey.

BigHomie

3:59 PM

@Wesley meh, not that big. 5'9" 270ish right now.

Wesley

@Skyhawk With just one hand?

MikeyB

Shit, I remember when I went over my handlebars (I hit a parking barrier that was hidden in the grass and came to a dead stop). I was much luckier. Still, it's pretty damn scary.
One - I landed in grass, not road.
Two - I was able to tuck and roll.

Skyhawk

@Wesley Iliad too. He be dat Homie.

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