The Comms Room

@MDMarra Is it common because it's on the wikipedia page, or is it on the wikipedia page because it's common? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiprotocol_Label_Switching

MDMarra

Well, I can tell you I've never read the wikipedia page, but I've heard "MPLS Cloud" from at least a dozen different vendors without anyone batting an eye

pauska

it's not a cloud

clouds are the ones blocking the sun

it's a mesh

or dual-circuit

MDMarra

6:19 PM

@pauska I think it refers to how you would draw it on a visio

pauska

or whatever

MDMarra

At least, I'm fairly confident that's where it stems from

MDMoore313

@pauska meshes block radio signals, don't think it's a mesh ;)

MDMarra

I dont think it has anything to do with the cloud. Just how it's been represented on drawings for years and years

And now dumbass sales people are trying to draw some corollary between the two, because marketing.

pauska

all they do is confuse people

If I told my father that I store my photo albums in the cloud he'd literally look up and yonder

If I told him I store them on the internet he'd say "oh cool! how do I do that?"

MDMoore313

6:22 PM

> In analogy to above usage the word cloud was used as a metaphor for the Internet and a standardized cloud-like shape was used to denote a network on telephony schematics and later to depict the Internet in computer network diagrams. The cloud symbol was used to represent the Internet as early as 1994,[28][29] in which servers were then shown connected to, but external to, the cloud.

pauska

and since when was cloud a positive word for anything at all, unless you live in ethiopia

jscott

"Cloud" has been the default network drawing place holder for "Internet" for as long as I can remember.

Mathias R. Jessen

MPLS Circuitry

MDMoore313

why not MPLS network, mesh being the topology

pauska

@MDMoore313 that's what network engineers say.. mpls network, or mpls backbone

Mathias R. Jessen

6:24 PM

It sounds like a single circuit

cole

Any ever heard of files getting corrupt from copying over the MPLS via UNC path? File copy works fine via RDP on the MPLS or VPN copy via UNC Path.

pauska

it was just this one technician who wanted to look smart with the sales rep in the room

MDMoore313

@pauska exactly

pauska

(he's a great technician btw)

MDMoore313

@cole this happens consistently?

cole

6:26 PM

@MDMoore313 yes, with a .dll file

Mathias R. Jessen

It's always fun to call out buzzword bullshit :-D

cole

gets to 75%, hangs and then "finishes" copying - then the file is corrupt.

MDMoore313

Any UNC path or a specific one?

@cole

cole

AFAIK - any, but you know developers

I'm just looking to see if anyone has heard of this

Otherwise I'm going to tell them to go fuck themselves.

MDMoore313

@cole We use mpls and I've never heard of it.

cole

6:28 PM

@MDMoore313 I'm going with

They can go fuck themselves.

Mathias R. Jessen

@cole Sounds strange that it works over VPN. .. anyhow support.microsoft.com/kb/911897

cole

@MathiasR.Jessen well VPN comes back to here (HQ) where said server is - so that makes sense to me that it would work

What's weird is it works via RDP on MPLS

W2K8 R2 box

UNC path is \\server\web\data\Production_year_month_day\bin

(year, month, and day being numerical)

pauska

@cole some kind of MITM filtering_

?

firewall, antivirus etc

cole

@pauska weird it would work via RDP copy

pauska

@cole RDP copy is inside RDP

cole

6:32 PM

@pauska good point there.

pauska

it's not a direct SMB connection per say

see if either side have NIC offloading enabled

Mathias R. Jessen

Hmmm... Funky. Try opening bort src and dst føles in a hex viewer

MDMoore313

@cole in that case though it's sitting on top of rdp right? What would happen if they mapped a drive then

pauska

that can cause stuff like this with bad drivers

Mathias R. Jessen

Stupide phone keyboard

cole

6:33 PM

@pauska I'll check

It's a VM, too. (in the DMZ)

it's on a vmxnet3 adapter on the VMware side - there's like.....7 "Offload" options

Those dicks

it's W2K3 SP2

Fucking developers.

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HopelessN00b

@cole it's W2K3 SP2 Justification for "GTFO" and/or "FOADIAF."

pauska

@cole I doubt offloading inside the VM is causing this

what's on the other side? another vm?

cole

No - physical box

Now they're saying its a W7 box

fucking kill me.

JUSTGIVEMEREMOTEACCESS,DICKS

HopelessN00b

"halp, halp, the windows 7 can't SMB to Win2k3!!!"

cole

Need to make clear I don't want remotely accessible penises.

Scott Pack

6:48 PM

Why not?

cole

I mean, not to use on myself...?

I'd be a hit with the ladies if I had RDPenises

PaaS - Penis as a Service

HopelessN00b

@cole Punctuation saves lives.

@ScottPack Remotely accessible penises sounds horrible. What happens when someone 0-days their way into your penis? Remote access is dangerous enough on servers.

Scott Pack

@HopelessN00b So you don't want your penis oh-dayed?

HopelessN00b

@ScottPack Not by some greasy script kiddie living in his parents' basement, with a penis of his own I don't.

cole

I started something weird, didn't I?

Scott Pack

6:53 PM

@cole Go read last night's transcript.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

"I flamingoed up"
"What's that?"
"It's like a cock up but much bigger"

4

Scott Pack

Nice

Joel E Salas

@DennisKaarsemaker HAHAHAHA

Ry Jones

@ScottPack see, I wasn't going to go there, but you did

cole

How many fucks are we up to in here now?

Scott Pack

6:54 PM

@RyJones He'll be back in a while either laughing out his spleen or even more weirded out.

Ry Jones

44

Q: How to intentionally get denied entry to the US, without getting into trouble?

I have a multiple entry visitors visa for five years. I went to USA last year and lived there for one year with my husband (6 months entry and other 6 months of extension). I left USA legally. Now my family wants me to go back and live with my stupid in-laws and husband in USA. I don't want to g...

lots of traffic there overnight

HopelessN00b

@cole Just in the comms room, or are we counting fucks at our physical locations? (Such as office-fucks and the like.)

cole

@HopelessN00b how many times we've said fuck in here

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@JoelESalas I bet @Chopper3 recognizes the quote

cole

I hate when some asks you a question, then you say "no" and they respond with the same question in disbelief and you again repeat yourself. Then they follow up with "...are you sure?"

Ry Jones

6:57 PM

we're cocking up as hard as we can today. Once again, a release on a Friday, when half the team is on Sabbath in Israel

@cole "the answer was no, now it's fuck no"

cole

@RyJones "Now it's CHAIRTOTHEFACEBITCH!"

Scott Pack

@RyJones Silly Merkin. The Sabbath is on Saturday.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

$ cat commsroom.log | grep -i fuck | wc -l
OVERFLOW

4

HopelessN00b

@RyJones Jesus-fucking-Christ. Sounds like she needs to discretely inquire around the VA for someone willing to send a family of Hajis to meet Allah.

cole

ServerFault is now renamed to FuckOverflow.

Ry Jones

7:00 PM

@ScottPack yes, and the office in Beit Shemesh takes Friday off and they don't answer email or anything

ewwhite

Just gave a VMware Demo

cole

The guy who i replaced, is here. >.> he's been here for 1+ hour now.

Ry Jones

@cole take cover bro

HopelessN00b

@cole Heh, if that happened around here, I'd be begging the guy to take his job back.

ewwhite

@cole kick him

Nathan C

7:11 PM

I was wondering why I couldn't upvote anything...the site logged me out

>_>

Wesley

@cole Why?

@ewwhite You should start a blog. nobitchassedness.tumblr.com Tagline: What would @ewwhite do?"

Scott Pack

@NathanC I think they've implemented garbage collection.

@Wesley nah

@ScottPack Ouch

"Visiting"

7:25 PM

I've been trying to create new cifs shares on a VNX all day. man, nothing can ruin my day like EMC.

ewwhite

@Basil Anal seepage

2

Basil

$ cat commsroom.log | grep -i fuck | grep Basil| wc -l
OVERFLOW

@ewwhite today? I'd take anal seepage.

2

ewwhite

@Basil wow... that bad.

Basil

@ewwhite I don't have ANY AD access.

I don't know how VNX does file, and every time I try something, I need to get hold of a windows guy to check for me

On top of it, I had to put two incredibly urgent projects on hold to handle this steaming pile of crap. Projects I know how to do.

Ry Jones

@Basil buy some Olestra-infused chips

Chopper3

7:30 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker No, I fucking detest Red Dwarf

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@Chopper3 but you did recognize it

Chopper3

@DennisKaarsemaker Nope, I googled it

Scott Pack

@Chopper3 THANK YOU!

Dennis Kaarsemaker

I like Red Dwarf, a colleague introduced me to it the other day

I like the cat.

Chopper3

@DennisKaarsemaker Not all British comedy is golden

freiheit

7:31 PM

@RyJones Do Olestra-infused chips magically push all the EMC out of your life?

Dennis Kaarsemaker

I'm gonna eat you little fishie

@Chopper3 true that. Bottom isn't good at all.

Ry Jones

@freiheit no, but he'll get the anal leakage he desires

Scott Pack

I forced myself to watch the second episode thinking that maybe the first one suffered from pilot syndrome. About halfway through I just gave up and walked away.

Wesley

@Basil grep -io "fuck\|basil" | /dev/null

Ry Jones

oh god never let these chat logs be discoverable in a lawsuit

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Dennis Kaarsemaker

7:32 PM

@ScottPack oh, the first two episodes are bad. It gets better after 4 or so

freiheit

@RyJones I think I'd rather have anal seepage than EMC, too, but I would really prefer to stick with having neither one.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

of course that might just be stockholm syndrome kicking in

HopelessN00b

@RyJones These logs expire out after several months... right?

Chopper3

@DennisKaarsemaker Have you seen "Mister Jolly Lived Next Door'?

Nathan C

Why does DFS insist on making clients refer to a server not in the same subnet?

It's making people pull data over a slow VPN link -_-

Scott Pack

7:34 PM

@RyJones google.com/…

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@Chopper3 nope. Is it good or are you trolling? :)

Chopper3

@DennisKaarsemaker I love it

Scott Pack

It quite pleases me that @DennisKaarsemaker's first reaction to @Chopper3 asking something was concern over trolling.

freiheit

@RyJones For the legal record: everything I've ever said in here is a lie.

HopelessN00b

Oh, they don't. good thing I don't use my real name here. Knew that was a good idea.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

7:35 PM

@ScottPack this is the comms room. Caveat browser.

Matthew Ife

@franheit clearly thats a lie too then. So some of what you said is truth.

Chopper3

@DennisKaarsemaker The US is the absolute king at comedy these days but there was a time when it was dire and the UK made the best, now it's a bit harder to find the good stuff from here but it's there. We do panel shows well now, and chat shows that engage the guests, that's why we get the cream of the world's celebs dying to go on UK chat shows - they're not just press-junkets, they're entertained themselves

freiheit

@MatthewIfe But, then, maybe the one thing that is truth is that one statement?

@MatthewIfe also, there's i no n in freiheit.

Scott Pack

@Chopper3 If you are the Kings of Chat Shows then why isn't Piers Morgan there any longer?

HopelessN00b

@MatthewIfe I never told the truth, intentionally. But everyone makes mistakes, so it stands to reason that some of the things I've said are true, but I assure you, that's completely inadvertent. :p

Matthew Ife

7:37 PM

@freiheit You lie, franheit!

Chopper3

@ScottPack he's not considered anything but an ex-newspaper-editor over here, nobody rates him as a chatshow host

@ScottPack and he's REALLY hated over here by the way

Matthew Ife

See, thats how I read you're name, I'm going with that.

Scott Pack

@Chopper3 That was me trolling. I've never met anyone that likes him over here either.

cole

I would like......some coffee.

MDMarra

@Chopper3 What's the take on Karl Pilkington over there and shows like "An Idiot Abroad"?

Chopper3

7:38 PM

I had my son's last ever parent's evening tonight, literally zero left to do with him educationally other than pay for the rest of it!

Scott Pack

Great. Now I'm imagining a bearded Fran Drescher in bicycling shorts.

2

Ugh.

Chopper3

@MDMarra I like him, he's been very successful - he really is like that in real life too, it's not an act

MDMarra

You can tell by the way he reacts to things

He's very "un-PC" with the shit he says. I think it's great, but wasn't sure if it was "transformed" for US audiences

freiheit

►

Chopper3

Nobody in the UK is writing like 'Parks' in the states right now, maybe Charlie Brooker

ewwhite

7:42 PM

@Chopper3 @DennisKaarsemaker Ever seen this error on an HP?

      physicaldrive 1I:1:3
         Port: 1I
         Box: 1
         Bay: 3
         Status: Failed
         Last Failure Reason: Deferred write error
         Drive Type: Data Drive
         Interface Type: SAS
         Size: 600 GB
         Native Block Size: 512
         Rotational Speed: 15000
         Firmware Revision: HPD4
         Serial Number: 3SL1M7DY00009120PAYM
         Model: HP      EF0600FARNA
         Current Temperature (C): 45
         Maximum Temperature (C): 54
         PHY Count: 2

MDMarra

@Chopper3 Parks as in Parks and Rec?

Chopper3

@MDMarra Yeah, my favourite comedy for years

MDMarra

I was so sad to see Rob Lowe go

I was sad when he left West Wing early and now he's doing the same to Parks and Rec

Chopper3

@ewwhite No, not seen that one

@MDMarra I'd rather he be good in less than bad in more

MDMarra

true

Chopper3

7:48 PM

@MDMarra I'm slightly obsessed with Jean-Ralphio to be honest

MDMarra

hahaha. That whole family is perfect

Henry Winkler as the father is great

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ewwhite no, when disks die I don't investigate. I get them replaced.

So I might have had it, but not seen it.

@ScottPack 14.400 results...

Wesley

@MDMoore313 You interested in some writing? Do I have you on GTalk / Gmail? Hit me up: nonapeptide@gmail.com

Ry Jones

so now I have a pair of custom chopsticks. I feel like I should eat at the pho place across the street more.

Wesley

@RyJones Pho-sho, dawg.

Ry Jones

8:00 PM

I just ordered $69 work of Rachel's Ginger Beer - it better be all everyone spouts off about

Wesley

@RyJones TAP DAT KEG

Ry Jones

rachelsgingerbeer.com I bought one bottle of each

ewwhite

0

Q: SysAdmin Outsourcing

All, I'm looking for advice. We are a small startup with about 10 servers hosted at RackSpace. We would like them to manage our account but, unfortunately, they don't provide support for mongo and postgreSQL. We don't have the resources to manage our own servers so we'd like to outsource it. ...

linux outsourcing

@DennisKaarsemaker I've never seen this before. Getting the replacement for this disk is very tricky... 600GB 15k 2.5" SAS drive

HopelessN00b

@ewwhite Really? What's tricky about those? Unless I'm seriously intoxicated, all our ESXi hosts are jammed with them, and neither HP nor Dell have any issues replacing them within a day.

ewwhite

@HopelessN00b 600GB 15k disks in 3.5" aren't easy to source now

sorry, I meant 3.5" disks

Wesley

8:08 PM

@ewwhite Boo hiss.

ewwhite

BIG

voretaq7

@MDMoore313 I definitely see where you're coming from -- FWIW I think you should chop that question into at least 2 parts ("What are some factors to consider when selecting a cloud provider?" - perhaps with some specific constraints, and "What factors should a company consider when deciding between Cloud, Colo, and In-House infrastructure?") -- I don't think we have good general case questions for either of those yet.

Wesley

@ewwhite Oh wait, are they now your 1,592nd client and paying $2500 for your cell phone number? =P

Ry Jones

@Wesley phone sex ain't cheap

Wesley

@RyJones Something tells me that if I did a phone sex line, I'd probably end up being cheap.

ewwhite

8:10 PM

All you have to do is pull it out and slowly reinsert it...

HopelessN00b

Ah, 3.5". That would be the rub. If you're desperate, I have a handful at home, and could probably even scrounge up some from one of our older servers here.

If you're just explaining why you're not so quick to toss it in the trash, that makes sense, though.

ewwhite

Trap-ID=3034

Logical Drive Status Change: Slot 0, Drive: 1.Status is now Rebuilding.

@HopelessN00b the error was due to a failure of the drive's write cache... and the HP controller errored the disk out.

Desperate times.

HopelessN00b

@ewwhite Yeah, no kidding. Running a disk with no write cache. Eep.

ewwhite

@HopelessN00b there's the drive write cache and the CONTROLLER write cache.

and you're not supposed to enable the drive's write cache

and I did... because I was a dumb fuck in 2009

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ewwhite we occasionally enable drive write cache

ewwhite

8:16 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker under what conditions?

Dennis Kaarsemaker

when controller cache battery is dead and the machine otherwise won't keep up (of course it gets disabled again when the raid battery is replaced)

ewwhite

for that, I just force the controller cache to work without the battery/capacity... raw-dog

Dennis Kaarsemaker

for some reason that doesn't always work

HopelessN00b

@DennisKaarsemaker Yeah, now that you mention it, I've done that on old Dells where the PERC battery died (after like 10 years), and it was more than the whole server was worth to replace the battery on the controller.

(Why we didn't just replace the servers by that point is a whole different debacle.)

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@HopelessN00b given that you hadn't replaced it after 10 years, I assumend you have reasons. And that those reasons are too terrible to want to hear :)

Wesley

8:20 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker lol'd

HopelessN00b

@DennisKaarsemaker Reason was boss wouldn't let me. Not sure that particular boss actually had a reason, but if he did, it would be too terrible to want to hear, yes.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@HopelessN00b the fact that you have (had?) bosses who can do that is terrifying.

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker Have you ever worked at a place that didn't make billions of dollars and own glass towers? =P

HopelessN00b

@DennisKaarsemaker Everything that asshat said was terrible. Once bitched me out for running BIOS-level diagnostic tools instead of whatever shit we had in Windows 2003 because "OS diagnostics are at a lower level than BIOS diagnostic tools." To this day, I'm not sure if he actually believed that.

ewwhite

@Wesley Probably not... he's just slumming with us.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

8:22 PM

@Wesley I worked at a university before this

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker Unlimited budgets to be sure.

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker How long have you worked at booking?

Dennis Kaarsemaker

close to 7.5 years

HopelessN00b

@DennisKaarsemaker Damn. I'd be happy to find an employer I didn't start to hate after 7.5 months.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@HopelessN00b oh I've hated this job from time to time too. But it takes two to make a job awesome: the company and you. So far the company (read: management one and/or two levels above me) have always come through.

ewwhite

8:26 PM

Nice.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

I've had one rough episode with a direct manager where things didn't always go well, but the person above that was more than willing to solve that problem. Now my old manager is a coworker and we get along just fine

Ry Jones

@DennisKaarsemaker by just fine, you mean you keep him on a short leash

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@RyJones no, not really, we actually work well together

might sound huggy-feely, but I prefer it if everyone just gets along

HopelessN00b

@DennisKaarsemaker Yeah, closest I ever came was $[job-2], where I had an awesome direct manager. Unfortunately, the rest of the organization was fucking ridiculous.

jscott

@MDMarra I think you mean "isn't" not "is" on the H-5 question.

Wesley

8:28 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker I prefer it if everyone would just pay me.

MDMoore313

@Wesley I sent you a message in Hangouts

Wesley

Well that was an awkward typo

@MDMoore313 kk, currently in another google account doing some receipts and whatnot

Ry Jones

@MDMoore313 watch out when he's drunk yo

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@Wesley it was. You should have kept it :)

oh, and Booking pays well. This years bonus just got in and I'm looking at houses again.

Found one with an actual basement, which is rare in this swamp

so now I just need an old bathtub and a set of scalpels.

and an anatomy 101 book

ewwhite

@DennisKaarsemaker livin' the life.

Wesley

8:30 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker Not scalpels, hydrofluoric acid.

ewwhite

@DennisKaarsemaker Are you single?

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ewwhite are you interested?

Scott Pack

gets popcorn

ewwhite

@DennisKaarsemaker Maybe... but just curious if you're doing the house thing alone.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ewwhite sorry, but I'm married :)

ewwhite

8:33 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker Oh, okay.

:(

logicaldrive 1 (1.6 TB, RAID 1+0, Recovering, 8% complete)

Wesley

Edmund and Dennis, sittin' in a tree, f s c k i n g

Wow, edmung. I kinda like it.

ewwhite

held together with Duct Tape and Popsicle Sticks

Scott Pack

Good old Mark '.local' Marra.

2

ewwhite

I just feel kinda tacky reinserting a disk to force a rebuild because I don't have a replacement

but yes, it's a Mark Marra-style fix.

voretaq7

@ewwhite poopsicle?

Scott Pack

8:37 PM

So my daughter found one of my old Ewok action figures but for the life of me I can't figure out which one it is.

Mark Henderson

@ScottPack I bet dot-local was the funny name Mark got on the back of his highschool graduation jacket

@ScottPack At the risk of sounding racist... aren't they all the same?

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson Dude.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

Mark Henderson

They're ewoks

@DennisKaarsemaker That's not an ewok

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker I hate to break it to you, but that dress would not look good on @ewwhite. He doesn't have the shoulders to pull it off

Dennis Kaarsemaker

8:39 PM

@ScottPack he does have the boobs though

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker His might be bigger.

ewwhite

@DennisKaarsemaker I'm working on my weight!!!

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ewwhite on gaining more of it?

Scott Pack

ROUND IS A SHAPE

MDMarra

@jscott wat??

Mark Henderson

8:41 PM

@DennisKaarsemaker Listen, it takes a lot of work to maintain a figure like mine

You need to watch what you eat

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker THAT ZOOMED SO HARD I'M COLORBLIND

Mark Henderson

You gotta eat like 8,000 caloires a day. At least.

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson %s/work/beer/

Mark Henderson

@Wesley Haha yeah I made the mistake of going full size

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@ScottPack I need that on a shirt.

Scott Pack

8:42 PM

On the plus side, we now know she has nice skin.

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker BTW how long have you been married?

Mark Henderson

So I don't get it. Why did @DennisKaarsemaker post a photo of him marrying his daughter?

4

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker Tell your wife that a bunch of American, and one Australian, creepers think she has nice skin.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

@Wesley since 2008-09-05

she's reading along

Mark Henderson

I know the dutch are kinky, but still

Wesley

8:43 PM

@ScottPack And a cat. I want to scratch her dress.

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker Perfect!

Mark Henderson

@DennisKaarsemaker You got married a month before I did

Two months

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker Okay so how have things gone after 5 years? Everyone else in here makes me want to kill myself when marriage is brought up.

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker A BUNCH OF CREEPERS ON THE INTERNET THINK YOU HAVE NICE SKIN. PROPS.

Wesley

@MarkHenderson Dude, November 11th, I keep reminding you.

Dennis Kaarsemaker

8:44 PM

@Wesley brb sex

Wesley

@DennisKaarsemaker fuck you

Mark Henderson

@DennisKaarsemaker Show off

Scott Pack

And that's as far down the creep wagon as I'm willing to go at 3:45 in the afternoon.

Wesley

Oh wait, I guess that's the point

Scott Pack

@DennisKaarsemaker brb what?

2

Mark Henderson

8:44 PM

@Wesley Hey I corrected myself

Scott Pack

I don't understand

2

Wesley

@ScottPack I wish @mattBear was here. He'd totally jump off the creep wagon and dive into "THAT'S A FELONY" lake.

5

MDMoore313

@DennisKaarsemaker Apparently that's what happens when you post a pic of you and your wife to a chat room full of geeks.

Scott Pack

More like a pool of snarkiranha.

MDMoore313

@ScottPack what exactly is that? Google is coming up dry.

Scott Pack

8:49 PM

@MDMoore313 snark piranha

That's a 100% Scott Pack original right there. I expect royalties ya'll.

Mark Henderson

@MDMoore313 When I posted a wedding pic, @Jacob said "Wow you're not as fat as I thought"

ahahaha

So, thanks for that

lol

@MarkHenderson I think he was disappointed.

HopelessN00b

8:52 PM

@ScottPack Hehe. You're a brave one. I'm giving up on making original names for things after I found out one I used to describe my boss yapping at me is slang for post-coital activities done while high. :/

Wesley

@HopelessN00b Don't believe everything you read in Urban Dictionary. Most of the people that write those definitions up are high, schizophrenic, child molesters, and like Ubuntu.

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Scott Pack

So Mark Shuttleworth is the sole contributor to Urban Dictionary? It makes so much sense!

Wesley

@ScottPack No, Mark Shuttleworth doesn't like Ubuntu.

@MDMoore313 Puked a wall of text at you on GTalk. =P

HopelessN00b

@Wesley Yeah, Urban Dictionary wasn't the only source that hinted at its usage, though. So the child-molesting schizo stoners look to be correct on that score.

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