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1:02 PM
Bash is, quite literally, amazing.
 
@growse you can probably substitute some of your pipes with sed 1,14d
 
@Iain probably, but sed fills me with fear.
I'm still figuring out where 'sudo' goes
 
I want to love sed
 
mastering sed is on the to-do list though
currently improving my awk-fu
 
1:04 PM
@growse I'm not good with zfs, does zfs list ... list them in a particular order ?
 
not guaranteed iirc
hence sort
 
@KennyRasschaert SO is the place for you then
 
I feel out of place there
All those kids with their C# and RoR
 
@KennyRasschaert there are a few sed/awk/bash questions there each day
 
AWK is an elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
 
1:06 PM
If only bash did associative arrays
 
Pity we can't get 'its_me a' to help EA/Origin - they've fucked up enormously in the last day or so and could do with a wide-eyed teen coder
 
Dan
Cruel
 
what have they done?
oh.. having googled a bit. That sounds like a typical EA cockup
 
It's EA...a fuckup is expected
 
EA as a company are so crap and unlucky that they could fall into a barrel of boobies and come out sucking their thumb
3
 
1:10 PM
crashed in a heap having launched a new BF3 expansion - they've charged me 3 times but don't think I've bought it once - still can't get the expansion, their online help chat is screwed, their phone number goes to a dead tone and the one girl on reception at their head office started crying when I was speaking with her
 
no
it'd be a cock, not their thumb
 
lol, probably have thousands of gamers calling their corporate office line
BF3 was the game that made me decide to give up FPS gaming entirely
 
sounds like a bad day for the poor receptionist. Probably been having that all day
EA were the company that made me give up on EA games
3
 
though I did enjoy it, the ratio of enjoyment to frustration was so far out of balance that I stood up, boxed up all my xbox equipment and traded it at gamestop or a gameboy for when i travel
 
@RobMoir With that, I'm debating if I should extend my boycott to include EA. ME3 might be more important to me than SC2:HotS
 
1:14 PM
i think you should even if i'm not sure what SC":HoTS is
 
Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm
 
ah ok
 
I'm on a boycott of all Activision/Blizzard games because of the declining state of WoW + the real-money auction of D3. I know one person boycotting won't do much in terms of...well anything but I can sleep at night knowing I'm not giving money to the company that is exploiting it's customer base worse than EA
 
that seems fair enough to me. I do like to try and stop giving money to companies that piss me off, so I approve... for what little my opinion is worth ;-)

Like you say, you might only be one person but its crazy to keep on supporting companies that wind you up
 
1:29 PM
@Chopper3 You seem to have that effect on people.
 
I was nice!
 
Chopper nice, or normal person nice? =]
 
no basis for comment
 
@Chopper3 yeah, there's been a lot of "Origin Support Horror" images over at Reddit. Seems the outsourcing of origins support to india wasn't the best idea.
 
1:35 PM
is it ever?
 
'morning nerds
 
Afternoon @MarkM
 
What the hell does ^WR on twitter mean?
 
Dan
I watched Kick Ass again the other night - that film actually gets better each time
 
I'm going to spam three tweets here, bear with me
How often do you want to hear from us on Twitter? A few times a week, once a day, 2 times a day, 3 times a day?
@firefox when you have an msi installer and gpo templates.
@mdmarra we're working on it. Thanks!  ^WR
 
Dan
1:39 PM
It means "Wanker"
 
warm regards?
 
@MarkM I means in our day at least the acronyms were somewhat standardized so everyone could understand them, and if you didn't you could probably find a complete list somewhere and just look it up.. but today's generation of half-whits and general idiots have no pretension of communicability nor thought of their fellow human beings... Some days I think we should just wipe and reinstall.
 
They are using Cotweet
WR is a user/ff representative
 
Ahhh
Thanks @BartDeVos
That's the first i've heard of them working on that though
I wonder if they were just trying to shut me up haha
 
1:44 PM
@MarkM Are they working on it like they're working on TLS 1.2?
 
@ScottPack That should be ready for version 96. It'll launch in 8 weeks
 
Dan
:D
 
@MarkM I'll queueueueueueueueue up a 'Fuck Yeah' for the appropriate moment.
 
I am quite amused when someone says something like "I've managed huge networks" but then admits then says they have no idea how to use monitoring tools.
 
1:46 PM
Their rapid release schedule is a pain in the dick
2
 
Maybe their definition of "huge" is 300 desktops behind daisy chained hubs
 
0
Q: Ping returns "ip no resources"

ThemodemOne of my clients networks keeps losing connectivity, either the network or the PC they are trying to connect to. I am running a ping from the PC to the router which runs fine most of the time and occasionally returns: Reply from 192.168.1.254 bytes=32 ip no resources What does the ip no reso...

 
@tombull89 not sure if full of lulz, or should get the pitchforks
 
speaking of lulz...
1. our CCTV system was specified, installed and configured by the people who built our new campus building
2. our CCTV system runs on its own VLAN over our network infrastructure.
3. our network infrastructure is all nicely subnetted and routed between each part of the campus
4. Panasonic (CCTV manufacturers) guru came out on site monday to see why we're still having problems 18 months after go live and has determined that all the cameras and camera monitor connections are being served by the same network port, which is
 
Dan
That's epic
 
1:59 PM
that wasn't the word I used when I read their report, oddly enough
 
how big a campus?
 
nor was it what my boss said when I showed him the report and explained what it meant to him
 
pfo
will still be tough legal battle ...
i imagine
 
not that big spacemanspiff, but big enough that we've got over 20 edge switches with their own set of subnets and vlans
 
Dan
VLAN's are overrated. What you need is a large collection of 10Mb hubs. No drama, no config. Fit and forget - exactly what IT all about
 
2:01 PM
gotcha.... L3 links between then :)
 
yes
 
pfo
@Dan true, even batter than having VTP ;)
 
funfun :) tell them to go pound sand yet?
 
tell whom? Panasonic? Or the fitters?
 
not sure haha
 
2:03 PM
i mean the panasonic guy was a nice chap, very reasonable, and helpful. Now you might wonder about a system that doesn't support routing in this day and age, but their documentation is very clear about this requirement and about how to set it up and about how and how not to configure their gear
so not really their fault
 
Dan
Serious, and maybe stupid question, I don't quite get it. Do you have different VLANs for the CCTV in different parts of the building?
 
pfo
@RobMoir i guess it is multicast that is causing that, right?
 
@pfo no its all unicast
tho panasonic support multicast
@Dan yes. They're all the same vlan number but seperate vlans on each edge switch with a /24 ip range of their own
 
Dan
@RobMoir Right!
 
so there's an obvious answer there
 
Dan
2:07 PM
To be fair, apart from the obvious work involved, what would be the issue in making it a 'flat' VLAN
You shouldn't get any performance issues, and if that's all they support...
 
absolutely
its just a pita
 
Dan
Oh yeah - I'd be far from happy
And 18 months to get this answer is criminal
 
@RobMoir I saw your tweet at firefox. Too funny
Did you hear that they announced an enterprise deployment schedule at LISA11?
 
well 18 months after which we got a new company in to support our CCTV infrastructure who took one look at what the old lot had done, went "what is this, I don't even..." and phoned panasonic, hence this visit by the panasonic guru who nearly cried at some of what the old lot did
@markm :) and yes. 1 year.
as if that helps
 
Dan
Bad times, Rob
 
pfo
2:13 PM
@MarkM and it will be available by firefox 87, right?
 
@pfo Yeah. That's the version set for release in January, right?
 
And I have precisely zero point none resources to spend sorting this reconfiguration out plus the number of bugs that it will throw up even though it shouldn't because we're short of staff and putting all our shoulders behind our windows 7 thing.
 
@RobMoir Are you in higher ed, or k-12?
 
further education, which is 16-19
year olds i mean
 
@MarkM Their grade system is almost completely different from ours...
 
2:15 PM
So I see
 
I'm so glad that we didn't do the whole "upgrade from XP to 7" path. We just had the new school built and Win 7 as standard...apart from the Digital Signage, which is XP.
 
@tombull89 That's what we did too
 
pfo
serverfault.com/questions/340853/… what is wrong with that guy? 1000 physical servers and they are asking how to measure egress bandwith out of their DC... WTF?!
 
Dan
I've managed to avoid any migrations to 7 - I just treat them as Greenfield sites and they get what they're given
 
At the start of one semester, all labs and classroom PCs were magically Win7 and all new computers going out were Win 7
 
2:16 PM
@tombull89 I'm stuck trying to migrate our domain from XP with RM CC3 on top to Windows 7.
 
There are some XP still in offices, but all new machines over the last 1.5 yrs have been deployed with 7
 
Dan
@RobMoir Hahahahah, aahahahaha hahaha haha aahhhh :(
 
pfo
@RobMoir what is CC3?
 
Dan
@pfo The devil itself in nearly every form
 
I've never heard of it either
 
2:17 PM
Wish I could get my boss in gear and give me the money for all the Win7 boxes I need. Sick of hearing about how slow the 10 year old boxes are
 
Oh it'll be a "big bang" release during the summer break so it'll be a case from the user's point of view that at the start of 2012/2013 academic year, in september all the users will see their machines have magically turned into windows 7 ones during the holidays
 
By the time FF gets ADMX/MSI support, we'll have migrated everyone to Chrome ENT.
 
CC3 is a middleware layer thats used quite a bit in UK education
 
Command & Conquer 3?
 
@RobMoir Huurk. When I was on my apprenticeship I worked with XP and CC3, on an "upgrade" to CC4.
 
pfo
2:17 PM
middleware for doing what?
 
Dan
RM is a UK educational IT supplier, and they write a piece of software called "Community Connect". They have version 3, the latest is version 4. It's used for managing the network, basically to 'hide' AD from everything
 
pfo
i personally think that the term "middleware" is even more abused than "cloud" and "virtualization".
 
Dan
I'll stick my neck out and say 4 is okay in the right circumstances - think primary school with no IT staff
 
@Dan What do you mean "Hide AD"
 
pfo
@Dan why would you want to do that?
 
2:18 PM
managing the network. It's designed to "de-skill" a lot of management tasks to enable cheaper/lower end technicians to do more complex tasks than they'd normally be able to on a more normal network
 
ohhhhh
So it's like a fucked up management/delegation interface?
 
Instead (or as well as) using GPO's to manage the network and deploy packages CC3 makes it "easier" to define policies and whatnot.
 
thats precisely what it is. Including the fucked up bit.
 
That's a bummer
 
Actually that's not fair. It's aimed at lower level schools
 
2:19 PM
Luckily, my boss where I am now is 100% vanilla Windows.
 
and for those kinds of places that have 100 machines tops and maybe 2 servers and no skilled staff to speak of, its good stuff
 
Dan
Yeah, it still has its place to be entirely fair
I tell you what, though, for the benefit of those who've never seen it - it is NOT something that you want to pick apart
 
Our windows stuff is vanilla as well, though there are talks of extending the schema to support Apple WGM without Open Directory. The thought of importing an ldf from Apple into my AD scares the living shit out of me though.
 
Dan
Most people think of it as simply sitting on top of AD - but it's more like a cancer
 
but for a place like we are here, where CC3 (or for that matter, their newer version, CC4) wasn't really designed to scale to and which does have skilled admins working for it which have knocked holes in all their config in order to make it work for a network this size, its a horrible mess
 
2:21 PM
@MarkM Could be worse, could be like my High School and go all Mac :)
 
Dan
I've seen a few schools go 100% Mac
 
pfo
@MarkM luckily you could try it on a separate machine - but the schema is officially not defined and can change any time!
 
@MarkM We've got an xServe to provide AD linkin for our Macs. Not that they work, though. Yet.
 
all mac would be better than CC3 or CC4 for a lot of places
 
Dan
And by seen, I mean, I'm normally installing a Windows Citrix box so that they can run the stuff they need!
 
2:21 PM
like dan says, that kind of thing does have its place
 
@tombull89 We do now, but we have no plan for when it gets decomissioned since, you know, Apple DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING SERVER LINEUP
 
pfo
@MarkM the light approach would be to use something like puppet and distributed the managed preference files that WGM can generate to your clients.
 
@pfo Yeah, that's certainly worth a look. It's been brought up but then everyone looks to me to implement it
 
@MarkM sure you do, you can buy a load of mac minis or a overkill Powerma-oh, wait.
 
we have about 80 mac clients plus a couple of servers and i'm trying to pull that back given that apple have stopped selling real servers. Like the ones we need.
 
Dan
2:23 PM
@tombull89 Ask any veteren RMer about the Leeds CC4 rollout if you want a giggle
 
I'm already drowning in home rolled solutions since money is tight
 
bwahahahahahahaha
 
Seriously WHY would you use a Mac Mini as a server? stabby stab
 
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa‌​aaaaaaahahaha
 
I know for (almost) a fact that OS X 10.7 Server can run unmodified on vSphere 5 with the right magic.
 
pfo
2:24 PM
@MarkM there's actually a book that describes that approach in quite detail - Enterprise Mac Managed Preferences by Marczak et al.
 
or about a certain college in leicester that I don't want to name as this chat is logged, whose network manager all but started crying while telling me about their CC4 rollout
 
I just need to get Chop to break his NDA and we'll be good.
@pfo Awesome
 
pfo
@MarkM but you still need a Mac Pro or Xserve to run Lion ontop vSphere
 
Thanks for the heads up, I'll give it a look
 
Dan
@RobMoir It was a bad year
 
2:25 PM
@pfo From what I understand, Apple isn't doing that in their Maiden DC
 
@Dan wasn't that for the BSF managed solution? Leeds I mean
 
Dan
@RobMoir I wouldn't possibly know, Rob...
 
@RobMoir I think I heard about that...maybe? It all went so epically kablastafucked that they didn't have IT systems for a year?
 
pfo
@MarkM i would love to hear from chopper what Apple backend really looks like, but he is under NDA afair.
 
yeah
 
2:26 PM
(just say the name of the place, and then delete the message?)
 
he gave a couple winks about some stuff around the time of icloud
 
edugeek has a lot of horror stories. I've seen a few horrors close up
 
Dan
@tombull89 TBH, when it comes to the initial CC4 rollout, it could be anywhere
 
pfo
@MarkM do they run OS X at all :P ?
 
@pfo For some front end stuff it sounded like
The rest was some commercial Unix that he wouldn't disclose
I'd imagine HP-UX given his close ties to HP and the fact that he consulted on it
 
pfo
2:27 PM
wth?
 
we had one of the first CC3 roll outs @dan - we also have a multi-domain forest. RM stopped supporting those, for a while at least, after rolling CC3 out here with us.
 
@Dan I know RM - from YEARS back but I know them
 
pfo
HP-UX nowadays?!?! :P
 
Just a guess
Could jsut as well be solaris
 
pfo
Solaris nowadays??!!? :P
 
2:27 PM
haha
We have a small solaris installation
7ish servers
 
we got a quote for moving to CC4 even though I had already decided not to. About 4 times what I felt we could do a normal rollout for, and the sales engineer pretty much did their best to talk us out of it anyway
 
@pfo it's not actually an NDA as such as they have time limits, this is more of a 'never talk about' thing sorry - all I wil say is there's nothing in there that'd surprise anyone here
 
Good thing @Kenny isn't here
he would rage
 
which wasn't a difficult thing for him to do on my part. I needed little persuasion to ditch CC4
 
I think he manages some solaris servers everyday
kills his inner child
 
2:29 PM
@Chopper3 We need to transplant your brain into a different body that doesn't hold secrets so well
 
pfo
managing solaris makes you dead inside, that is true...
 
fun fact from yesterday
 
Solaris is the OS/2 of the unix world...
 
he ran hostname -s
hoping to get the short hostname...
Nope...
He changed the hostname to '-s'
 
hahahahahahah
 
2:30 PM
hehehe
 
I do tell you about lots of stuff, i.e. when I know other big customers of company X have got test/trial kit at the same time as me - then I don't mind dropping details
 
god i love solaris. The bit where other people use it and I get to hear about it afterwards, I mean.
 
pfo
it was good in the 90s, but that was 20 years ago ...
 
some stuff you just can't talk about
 
Dan
Guys - can I ask a question of you all?
 
pfo
2:32 PM
shoot
 
GUN! RUN!
 
I'm about to leave for home, so make it quick
 
I'm pre-emptively going with an answer of: "It's not possible"
Actually I'll hedge that with the answer: "7.2"
 
Purple
 
@growse Surely you mean 42
 
pfo
2:33 PM
i'd say "it depends".
 
i'd just ask if I were you dan.
 
Dan
Bring Your Own PC
Consumerisation of IT

Whatever you want to call it.....Is it it just me that hates the idea?
 
@ChrisS 42 isn't as fun as 7.2 though :)
 
Dan
(It took so long due to a phone call)
 
We're going throught this whole thing in my company
 
Dan
2:34 PM
I hate the idea of having to deal with people bring in or purchasing their own equipment
 
@Dan F- No. I hate the idea.
 
It's limited to mobiles at the moment though
 
@Dan Laptops/PCs - fuck that. Phones/Tablets - fair game
 
Surely the attitude should be "bring your own, fine. Don't expect support." ?
 
@MarkM WHat he said
 
2:35 PM
@Dan This is like staff/students brining in their own laptops/iDevice and wanting to use it on the network?
my answer: lol, no.
 
Dan
Thank god - it's such a huge buzzphrase at the minute
 
@Dan This is my network (where "my" means "owned by the business"). Thou shalt not connect thyn unmanaged device!
 
We don't offer phones anymore to lower then management-level
 
No, I hate it too. I don't mind students bring their own laptops in to work in our library but I couldn't imagine liking the idea of it being formally used as part of anyone's business
 
So, they can bring their own
 
Dan
2:36 PM
@tombull89 It is, but the idea is for the company to support and encourage it. The theory is you provide a virtual desktop and let them install the client and connect
 
and connect to exchange an what not, but don't expect support if it doesn't work
 
There's not a problem with connecting anything to my network, as long as the business understands the risks and funds the implementation of technical controls
 
@Dan Ah that's not as bad
 
Dan
I can see the idea
But I just think it'll become a nightmare as time goes on
 
We have about 200 phones that are university supports. Anyone else wanting email that's not important enough to get a blackberry can buy a phone that does activesync, opt into us being able to wipe their phone remotely, and use without support
 
pfo
2:37 PM
i'd be glad if users here would drag in their own multi-million storage arrays and various nexus switches and some DL380s ;)
but best effort support only of course :P
 
If they want me to make it work (and guarantee it works) it's going to be my device, controlled/managed by me, and I get the final say in basically every way. That may sound Machiavellian, but I'm easy going and very reasonable.
 
@pfo You don't really mean that. "What do you mean you just 'tossed' it in the back of your truck and drove it over here?"
 
Dan
Well, this has made me feel better
 
pfo
how dumb of me, yes - you right.
 
@ChrisS I agree in theory, but a lot of IT support shops are stepping back from the device level and just making sure the service works
 
Dan
2:38 PM
It's just mentioned everywhere at the minute
 
@Dan Because everyone on the planet is pushing their MDM solution
they can all suck it
 
i like the idea of providing a VDI infrastructure and remote connectivity so people can work on their own devices, whether at home or elsewhere. I just can't imagine being able to provide support for their home devices or buy less computers because of it
 
@growse We've tip toed in that direction and got burnt by device inconsistencies. Perhaps it's different for me where every minute a device isn't working gets put on someone's time sheet and 5 managers sign-off that their device was the reason for the lack of productivity...
 
I wonder how much of the hype is down to freshly minted graduate journalists in IT mags who hate being told they can't install their own spyware on their work PC. The same place those yearly rants about how draconian network admins are bad for the workplace comes from
 
@ChrisS absolutely, it depends on the environment
 
Dan
2:40 PM
@RobMoir Absolutely - I love VDI, I'd just rather be in charge of the things connecting to it on the business floor. If you want to connect from home, great - but if it doesn't work I'm sending you to Google
 
yes
 
@RobMoir We do allow people to connect form their home computers to our VDI. But only after they've explicitly agreed that it's not guaranteed to work under any circumstances and they should have no expectation of it working...
 
If the business says "We want anyone to be able to use any phone to connect to the Exchange servers, from anywhere in the world", that should be subject to a bunch of smart people sayiing "Here's your risks, and here's how much it's going to cost"
 
@ChrisS yeah and we provide a RD Gateway for home working under much the same conditions
 
If someone's phone doesn't work, isn't supported because it's their own device, and the service is up, that's their own problem
 
2:43 PM
@growse that's how i've learnt to manage my managers. I never say "no" now, unless the question is about tech that could only have come from watching the sci fi channel, just a variation of "We can do whatever you want, here's the costs and here's the risks of your idea. Let me know what you think"
 
@RobMoir If only more places thought like that.
 
A little OT, but can people with enough rep to vote-close peek over here and sort by 4x close and 3x close and try and clean up some of the old crap?
 
I've seen too many IT departments that think they own the business
 
the IT tail should never wag the business dog
 
Dan
@growse I must admit, ironically, this is another pet hate
IT is there to enable the business to carry out its role, whatever that may be and we should do everything we can to improve that
 
2:44 PM
My favourite implementation was a while back where a group basically wanted to break the SOX law. I said "you can absolutely do that, but our CEO will probably go to prison". They didn't do it.
 
our aruba AP's are funny when they are installed for the first time.. they reboot like 7 times. Each one is similar to "rebooting after installing certificate", "rebooting after being provisioned" etc
You'd think that a windows 2000 admin created these boxes.. funny enough - they run linux
 
interesting
I suppose it's a good way to ensure the changes will be stable across reboots.
 
probably.. but it's still a bit old fashion. You don't have to reboot an ESXi host after installing it to make an example :)
btw regarding bring your own PC: Many of the offices in the corp I work in are franchise, so they have to buy their own pc's and maintan them.. we only provide RDS to them. It works pretty good, allthough we do get the occasional question if we can fix their computer (which we won't).
 
True, and I agree with what you're saying... Sounds a bit lazy to me, but I don't make hardware either.
 
actually the one area we don't do is breaking the law. We won't do it or support anyone else doing it.
 
2:52 PM
I'm pretty confident that most of us are supporting it in a few years.. people want to bring their penis extension (apple macbook) to work cause its cool and all that.. as long as those clients stay on a highly locked and secure network with only RDP/VDI access internally then its fine by me
 
@RobMoir Too high a liability for doing things like that. I'm still young. I want to be able to get a respectable job later.
 
Complete subject change. Who owns reusable grocery/shopping bags, and uses them at least once a week?
 
Just have a few thin clients here and there so that they can get work done when their $300 acer laptop dies
 
@ChrisS I have gobs of them and use them frequently.
 
@ChrisS I have like 8 of those blue ikea bags.. I use them when I wash clothes
 
2:53 PM
Typically at least twice. Once at the farmer's market and then at the grocery store.
 
they are fucking great.. you could carry a person in them without it breaking
 
@pauska You mean a dead body?
 
@pauska Those ikea things are amazing. I've got two, but don't use them for shopping.
All of mine are various qualities of canvas.
 
That's the standard way to measure the size of a car's trunk here... how many dead bodies it'll fit.
I don't have any of the ikea bags, my sisters have some, for the same reason, laundry. I've got a bunch of the canvas bags that I use all the time.
 
@ChrisS Why do you ask about bags?
 
2:55 PM
I assume XKCD
 
@ScottPack Yeah they are a bit too large for shopping, unless you're going to buy something big
 
@ChrisS I have half a dozen fabric shopping bags
We hang them on a hook by the door so that we don't forget them on our way out
 
I use recyclable bags when I remember to - which is all the time when walking to the shop 300 yards away and less so when driving to to grocery shop
 
We tried keeping them in a closet for a while and ended up never remembering them
 
2:57 PM
My wife's business had some printed up for marketing. Now that they've merged with another company...well...we're pretty well stocked in bags.
 
I know a lot of people who own them and never use them.... Makes me sad.
 
Webex with VMware about View now (how fitting). Back in a bit
 

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