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11:00 PM

My friend john has a buddy who became a urologist. One day they asked him why he would take a job where he had to look at other guy's cocks all day.
His answer: "Guys, I did a gyn rotation in med school. You see the nastiest skankiest women you can imagine, and ones that are even worse than that. How the hell could I go home and make love to my old lady with THAT in my head?"

Aaron

I understand the first part, but I'm not sure the second part makes sense

voretaq7

and I have to admit: He has a very valid point.

@Aaron As a doctor you don't get to pick your patients, so when Sally the Slut comes in for you to treat her [insert horrific imagery here] you gotta glove up and look it square in the nether-regions.

and he did give us some examples that even made ME cringe...

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Blue waffle?

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid Plant life.

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Mushrooms?

I will never again eat slime mold in Rogue in quite the same way.

voretaq7

11:05 PM

@WesleyDavid no, actual plant life.

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 Wheat?

Something that relied on photosynthesis for life?

Ferns?

Don't make me search WebMD you bastard!!

voretaq7

@WesleyDavid IDK - he said plant life

so I have to assume not fungus

WesleyDavid

@voretaq7 I'll go with ferns until proven otherwise.

Holocryptic

alrighty. I should probably head to the christmas party

MikeyB

GRMMBLE ARRARARRGGHHGHGHG!! I'm up to having been transferred between 8 different people over 36 minutes and still haven't talked to anyone that can help me. God I love HP.

Holocryptic

11:12 PM

I wonder if percocet and whiskey go well together...?

Zoredache

@Holocryptic, what effect are you trying to achieve?

Holocryptic

@MikeyB That was a big reason we stopped buying HP at my last place. I guess you have to be someone like @Chopper3 to get anywhere with them.

@Zoredache Not death. Just a happy, happy place of no pain.

voretaq7

@Holocryptic buy more shit. get better service.

OK, time to go get a haircut so I can look all presentable for the Japanese tomorrow.

Holocryptic

@voretaq7 That's the way it usually goes...

Zoredache

Well Google seems to indicate that it may be a good way to wreck your liver...

Holocryptic

11:15 PM

@Zoredache hmmm, well I have enough wrong with me. Maybe I'll avoid that then.

voretaq7

@Holocryptic Damn Right!

Aaron

11:36 PM

"cisco" so, i'll go ahead and set this back to a P3 while we're waiting for the DE's

MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH

MikeyB

@Aaron I decided to speak… very… slowly… to the last person I spoke with. Just gave up after 10 people over about an hour. Man, this sucks. I feel your pain, man.

Aaron

The whole reason I had to put this to a P2 is that you've had the case for 2 weeks and done nothing useful

WesleyDavid