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8:00 PM
I have a boss, I guess that's the difference
Or the biggest difference..
 
sorry for the vent
 
It's not my ass that gets fried if we can't finish things before deadline reaches us, so it's no stress on my shoulders :)
I totally get it, maybe not totally, but I mean.. Just the thought of doing freelance or being my own boss freaks me out..
It's a nice idea, but with great power, comes great responsibility...
 
Spider-man?
 
Or so I've heard..
"With great power, comes great responsibility" - Joonas Pääkkö ® ™
 
I dont stress anything at work because they've thrown so much at me they can't fire me even if they want to. Nobody else knows how to create the newsletters we send.
 
8:05 PM
I'm kinda in a similar situation, but I'm definitely replaceable :D
 
not that I give them a reason to since I've also expedited pretty much our entire production process
 
Hmmn.. Kinda the same here...
I wouldn't say that I've done some revolutionary changes, but some changes to the workflow that makes me work more efficiently... Plus when my boss asks if I could stay and work, after my normal hours, I'm like: "where do I sign up!?"
 
no forget that I get next to squat on vacation / sick days and can't even skip out an hour if needed for a doctor or something so no way am I working extra unless they pay me overtime
 
I'll probably have a breakdown at the age of 40, give or take..
Ryan, that's super strict..
..by my standards
 
pretty normal by US standards unfortunately
 
8:11 PM
My boss is pretty cool...
I do hate how he sometimes dictates my designs, like I'm a robot with no graphical sense what so ever.. but he is very lenient when it comes to these things
Just last christmas he gave me week of paid vacation when I had no vacation days left
@JohnB I have a question...
 
shoot
 
Well more and more of my work has been going to our parent company and I'm not sure why. Its really starting to get to me because it was one of the few parts of my job that I enjoyed.
 
That CSV jquery plugin, why does it follow the jquery plugin format? I'm not entirely sure why...
 
I don't remember :)
I think I was just goofing around
checking out how to make a jQuery plugin
 
yea
I was just thinking because I just pretty much use variables for options when I'm doing some non-jquery-plugin projects
 
8:16 PM
I have an HTML quote form that has an editable table, I used it to pass the table values to PHP to generate a pdf
 
I see
 
completely unnecessary to make a jQuery plugin for that of course, but why not
 
Yea
I for one haven't quite learned how to... section my code in a way that it makes sense
 
when in doubt, break it down into more functions :D
 
Hard to explain, forget it...
...I don't know how to use functions the way that I want
...I just want to push star shape into rectangle hole, but it doesn't work......!?
 
8:20 PM
increase the size of the hole until it does
 
That's so american :D
 
hahah
HOW RUDE I AM OFFENDED
you are infringing upon my freedom
 
Reminded me of this one conversation where I was talking with an American about this 3d puzzle thing where there is this metal frame and a string goes through the metal frame and it has 2 wooden balls on each side and there's a non-forceful way of getting the string out...
His answer was: "bend the metallic frame"
 
hello!
@Joonas Nice to see you around here!
 
he was spying on us the whole time!
 
8:23 PM
@Yisela These are not the droids you're looking for... * swoosh *
 
xD
so, what's up?
how have you been Joonas?
 
@Yisela To be honest, I get pretty anxious/frustrated when I can't get my projects completed... It's been really bugging me a lot lately. I accidentally came in to the chat and I stayed to fish for a partner in crime to work with me on some jquery plugin projects :D
 
:D
 
..how's your jquery ability?
 
I don't understand the projects part
 
8:33 PM
In what sense?
 
relationship between projects not being completed, accidentally coming into the chat and jquery plugin
but nevermind
my jQuery is... rusty, to say the least
but might be able to help (lies)
 
:D
Ever since I became inactive in the chat, I've been reading the chat transcript every once in a while, but this time I accidentally jumped in the chat.
Then I figured that I might as well ask if someone was willing to join to help me out with my jquery plugin projects..
 
ahhh
now I get it
and feel self-conscious
 
Muaha ha ha haa!
 
so, jQuery, what's your problem?
 
8:42 PM
@Yisela But anyways to be honest, I'm not necessarily looking for someone who surpasses me with their jquery abilities ( necessarily )... I'm just so damn good at starting new projects without finishing the old ones. I need someone to help me out in finishing the old projects. One of the biggest bottlenecks in my projects are websites / writing the documentation... When I get to that point, I slide towards making new features to the website, rather than write the damn documentation :D
 
@Joonas Get it. Although it now looks way out of my league. I thought you needed someone to tell you why your slider is 20px wider than it should be or something like that
 
wow I came in at a good time ;)
 
@Yisela imageframer.joonas.me/demo.php this is a really good example of me avoiding writing the documentation :D
( click the show hotkeys button )
 
coooooool
really nice script :D
and yeah, I see the documentation problem haha
 
: ImageFramer around all avatars on GD.SE
 
8:47 PM
hahahaha
 
...this "plugin testing code" that I've written there has nothing to do with the actual plugin, other than showcasing the features, so It's not a necessary thing for the website.
 
well, we have the hats thing in christmas, so why not
come on Joonas, write your docs
you've already done the hard work
 
...and I even made it so that the style you've applied sticks... ( cookies )
totally unnecessary
 
haha
 
ever play with LocalStorage?
 
8:50 PM
but cooool
 
John, nope :/
 
me neither
 
Yisela, I think I need to hire someone to write the docs :|
 
that's next on my "things to tinker with" list
 
haha
I would help, really, but I don't think I have the knowledge to do it (coding and my brain don't go well together)
 
8:52 PM
I did get pretty far with www.togglebox.joonas.me/index.php ...but not far enough to release it.. so it has been sitting there for a long time..
 
unbelievable
you could indeed pay someone...
shouldn't take too long
 
I used to think so too, but then I realized that I'm very slow when it comes to learning coding. I don't get something and then suddenly it's like SNIPPITY SNAP! ...and I get it..
I would never do that though... It's not an impossible idea, but no..
 
(off-topic: Anyone else thinks in Matt's avatar thumb he looks like an astronaut?)
 
cannot be unseen
 
I thought so too
 
8:56 PM
I used to make everything for my projects, but I never had enough time. Sometimes it's much better to just ask someone else to do the things you are stuck with (especially if they do it faster and better)
if people pay me to make things they don't know how to do, the same applies to me hiring others
 
I wonder if Scott is still alive, it's unusual to have a day without any activity from him o.o
 
awwww
 
even if I knew how to crochet, I would never do it for that cheap
 
9:02 PM
OMG Joonas look!!! fiverr.com/mr_marcus/…
yelling ur script!
 
:D
 
this site is great how did I not know about this
 
some top sellers are unbelievable... I'm actually really happy they can make it work!
 
fiverr.com/bestoftwitter/… ♥ ALL MY EARNINGS ARE DONATED TO CHARITY. ♥
that is the biggest bunch of malarkey I've ever read
 
I'm probably going to devote my whole summer vacation for doing my projects, like it did in my last summer vacation ( of course I didn't finish any of them )
 
9:05 PM
@JohnB hahaha why would you write something like that?
haha reminds of the time I said: "I will go to a hotel and spend a week writing a novel" and then spent a week eating crap in bed and watching harry potter movies
 
I wonder if there is a posting to generate positive ratings on fiverr.com...
 
If a person can't make line breaks every once in a while, I can't believe they could give anything to charity....
 
My guess is, lots of them hire themselves to jump up in the ranking
@Joonas oh they are forbidden
 
Gotta be something sneaky like that going on
 
you can't use html in the ads (tried it)
all the twitter and facebook followers ads are a huge lie
 
9:07 PM
Yisela, last summer vacation I spent 3 weeks and the minimum 3 of hours writing code for my projects, every day
maximum hours was something like: started at about 8am and finished at about 12pm the next day... I was like posessed
 
wow
 
Plus I have this weird thing. I get the most inspired / motivated, when the clock goes past midnight...
 
9:20 PM
can I borrow 10 grand...
silence...
 
@yisela what is that?
 
thinking of things I could do with 10 grand...
jewels from fiverr
 
yes lets sell our looks: fiverr.com/macaroanna/…
 
I feel like buying anything from that website would be the dumbest thing ever
 
9:26 PM
a guy with a chainsaw and knives saying your script? there's no price for that (and imagine his face when you actually give him a JS script)
 
Well that was actually pretty funny...
@Yisela, I did actually make a jekyll page in github for image framer plugin ( joonaspaakko.github.io/Image-Framer-jquery-plugin ) so that I could try to focus on the documentation, that didn't go far :D But I'm thinking I might continue using that page just in case... ( Although I did do a lot of work on that page I showed you earlier. It would be kind of a shame not to use it.. )
I think I need to make myself some sort schedule to keep me going.. :)
 
JUST WRITE YOUR DAMN DOCUMENTATION JOONAS
:)
do you have programmer friends?
 
That's kinda the thing... I can't really ask anyone to write the documentation, they should have some coding experience..
 
not to write it for you, but to make a hackathon one night and finish it (with someone pressing you to do it)
 
Unfortunately I has no coder friends
 
9:38 PM
I thought we were friends......
 
peer pressure, we can be your support team
 
The thing is most of my projects are stuck in the documentation phase :D
 
wow Joonas is still here
shouldnt he be working?
 
SHHHHHHH I'm watching mythbusters ( Did I tell you that I have a lazy side that is really good at avoiding doing my projects? )
 
which ep??
 
9:39 PM
@JohnB Well, WELL? write me some docs?
season 12 episode 5
 
is it bad to go through a drive-through with a ski mask on?
 
I watch a lot of anime/tvshows/movies to escape from my projects
Matt, try it and tell me how it went
 
Dunno, do people actually try to rob drive thrus?
 
:D
 
wow (hats Joonas) you have a lot of free time
 
9:40 PM
Can't they just, not open the window
 
I don't have enough free time :( that's why I sleep so little
 
sleep is for the weak, lol
take IV red bull injections and sleep for 4-5 hours a night
 
notalwaysright.com has a few stories where the guy working in a drive through almost gets pulled out from there by furious customer...
Matt, that's my philosophy :)
 
no, don't listen to him, have a healthy balanced diet, sleep more and you'll be more productive :P
 
Yisela, I respectfully disagree...
Maybe if I die young, due to a poor lifestyle, I can at least get some rest....
 
9:46 PM
xD
 
I'm going to make a promise
I'm going to finish image framer documentation the following weekend
 
are you sure?
taking screenshots
 
I made a promise.. I promised my daughter I would buy a house with a yard in a year and I will die trying ;)
 
awww
 
heart. Breaking. Now
 
9:49 PM
If I make a promse, I think It's binding enough for me to work my ass off to make it happen
 
plus I want a garage.. actually need one
 
Maybe you can get one from that frrrrveve.com website ( or what ever it was called..? )
 
haha
 
ha ha
@Yisela I uploaded another site concept
 
let's see :D
 
9:52 PM
two.
 
ughh the login button doesn't work
can you send me the login address?
 
login address?
behance.net
 
behance.com/login something like that?
 
you know behance is a wordpress site?
 
nope, can't, will have to wait until tonight
 
10:04 PM
The smell of tobacco and whiskey. Just like Grandpa! — Scott 57 mins ago
haha
 
lol
peer pressure John
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Q: Web page with small amount of text

ispiroWeb page with small amount of text - How would you design it? Put the text in the top left? Center screen? Somewhere else?

 
I feel like he could be editing the post this very second
 
ha ha ha
 
If there's no added info by tomorrow (and it's not closed yet), it gets my vote for NARQ
 
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Q: Trying to edit a smart object by using my own image, but it shows up massive and I can't scale it down

Doug SmithI'm using this template: (source) I have my own image that is 1136 * 640: the size of the smart object that depicts the contents of the iPhone 5 screen. When I drop my image onto the smart object, it is 1.5x the normal size (stretched) and I can't use Free Transform, as it's greyed out. What...

that picture is big, lol
 
10:11 PM
yes it sure is
time to go home, adios
write your documentation, @Joonas
 
later
 
10:31 PM
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Q: How can I design a website made of only a small amount of text?

ispiroI'm making a website that only has text, and a small amount. What would be a good layout for it? Should I put the text in the top left? Center screen? Somewhere else? The site is a download verification page, a purchase verification page, or a page telling the user his action was completed succ...

Just edited this question a little, after the OP's comments I think it's now more or less decent:
 
nice
 
10:46 PM
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Q: What's the best way to make a pdf book cover for Create Space?

Alan DrabkeI downloaded a paper back book cover template from Create Space and loaded it up into Inkscape (and used GIMP to crop the background images to fit the template). What steps should I take, and what settings should I use, to guarantee the final pdf file of the book cover will test out at 300 dots ...

How can we tag this better?
should probably used, is unnecessary
now that we have a whopping two questions about Create Space, maybe we should have a tag for it, buuuut in that case then which do we replace it with?
all in favor
 
11:32 PM
I think a tag for digital-publishing would be better.
Never heard of Create Space but I can't imagine how its different from any of the other ones
oh wait Create Space is self-publishing not digital-publishing. Perhaps self-publishing should be the tag then?
 
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