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3:07 PM
Heh. Aren't F-91Ws cheap these days?
 
Dog
@Bob: New S7 firmware apparently came out in the last few days
 
Bob
@Dog Does it do anything useful?
 
Specified battery life is 7 years but can be even longer in practice.
 
Dog
@Bob Dunno, but mine's 6 months out of date so I'm sure I'm missing something
IIRC the new Always On display functions from the Note 7 have been incorporated
 
Bob
@Dog Same :P
 
Dog
3:10 PM
Also I wouldn't mind getting UMA on EE which apparently doesn't require their proprietary firmware anymore but presumably needs a CSC update
 
Bob
@Dog UMA? EE?
 
yeah
CSC?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek That's the country/carrier code on Samsung firmware
 
Dog
3:15 PM
@Bob We've had this conversation before
 
I think EE is a british cattier
carrier
 
Bob
@Dog Probably!
 
Dog
!!wiki Unlicensed Mobile Access
 
Generic Access Network or GAN is a telecommunication system that extends mobile voice, data and multimedia (IMS/SIP) applications over IP networks. Unlicensed Mobile Access or UMA, is the commercial name used by mobile carriers for external IP access into their core networks. The latest generation system is named Wi-Fi Calling by a number of handset manufacturers, including Apple and Samsung, a move that is being mirrored by carriers like T-Mobile US. Essentially, GAN allows cell phone packets to be forwarded to a network access point over the internet, rather than over-the-air using GSM/GPRS,...
 
Dog
!!wiki Everything Everywhere
 
3:15 PM
EE (formerly Everything Everywhere) is a British mobile network operator, internet service provider and a division of BT Group. It was established in 2010 as a 50:50 joint venture between Deutsche Telekom and Orange S.A. (formerly France Télécom) through the merger of their respective T-Mobile and Orange businesses in the UK. It is the largest mobile network operator in the UK, with around 28 million customers and the largest operator of 4G services in Europe. EE is headquartered in Hatfield, United Kingdom and also has main offices in Bristol, Darlington, North Tyneside, Leeds and London. ...
 
Bob
Ah.
Yea, I'd need to change my CSC to get VoLTE.
 
ugh!!!!!
i've just counted nested IFs down to the 5th level
 
@bwDraco No, but they can afford proper networking equipment
 
Bob
user image
4
 
lol
 
3:20 PM
@HackToHell Likely yes, tho most distros will get mirrors offered by universities and ISP's too
which they don't manage.
Also, I was going to say something else which I've forgotten
Oh yes
 
Bob
@Dog Oh, OVH finally responded. They're waiting for more stock o.O
 
There's some guy in africa celebrating because he just got the bucket load of bombs/new phones delivered
what they ran outta, servers?
 
Bob
Also, I should zfs scrub
 
IP's ?
 
Bob
  scan: scrub repaired 0 in 0h5m with 0 errors on Fri Jul  1 15:00:47 2016
 
3:25 PM
That was awhile ago
 
Bob
  scan: scrub in progress since Thu Nov  3 15:28:40 2016
        26.3G scanned out of 407G at 333M/s, 0h19m to go
        0 repaired, 6.47% done
 
Your data has ballooned :O
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k Mostly from a bunch of videos I have stored on ownCloud
gotta delete them sometime.
Oh.
 
ah I know that feeling
I had 8 dvd iso's for a friend from a old dying drive he had
 
Bob
@Dog ^ Another advantage of ownCloud - I can generate a bunch of data remotely. Easier than trying to upload onto OneDrive from a server.
 
3:28 PM
one day i noticed my backup running long and was like uhhhh
then found them :D
 
Bob
root@gaia:~# zfs list
NAME                 USED  AVAIL  REFER  MOUNTPOINT
tank                 304G   232G   128K  /tank
tank/ROOT           6.15G   232G   128K  /tank/ROOT
tank/ROOT/debian-8  6.15G   232G  5.28G  /
tank/data            189G   232G   128K  /tank/data
tank/data/cloud      189G  11.3G   189G  /tank/data/cloud
tank/restore         181K   232G   740M  /tank/restore
tank/swap           34.0G   266G   784M  -
tank/vm             74.5G   232G   128K  /tank/vm
tank/vm/arke        3.74G   232G  3.74G  -
 
This is a great song: Three Fishes by Fara
 
Bob
Heh. I think 185 GB of that tank/data/cloud belongs to those videos.
 
Aww you give your vm's their own pool?
cute
@:D
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k They're actually zvols
Block devices
 
Dog
3:30 PM
Hmm I should set it up ASAP, I need it by Saturday
 
Bob
@Dog Set what up?
 
Dog
Owncloud
 
Hi
 
Bob
@Dog Oh. Took under an hour. If you exclude the time I spent getting 9p working.
And getting SSL certs.
Which I need to update now that StartCom is going down.
Meh, that can wait.
 
Dog
You used Startcom certs? Oh :-|
 
Bob
3:33 PM
@Dog Hey, they were the only free option at the time, and there was no reason to move away from them. Until they got sold.
See also: not really important servers :P
They're all for my own use anyway
 
Dog
Eh, still self certifying my own shit
 
Bob
Could've used self-signed for all the difference it would've made.
But my laziness in setting up a CA or importing all those self-signed certs outweighed the effort in getting a StartSSL cert :P
@Dog I could probably do that for most things. Except ffsync cause I need to access it from Android.
 
@djsmiley2k yep but this is ubuntu.com, so I'm guessing ms pays their bills and they just manage ?
 
Dog
@Bob Can you not install your own certs on Android? o_0
 
@HackToHell I'd expect ubuntu pays the bills, and manages it
it's a rented server just like any other.
Why would you expect MS to be paying for it?
 
3:37 PM
@djsmiley2k Cause they use it in their sources.list file for all the Azure Ubuntu Images.
 
seriously what was this guy's issue with the switch statement?
 
Dog
Argh, fine I'll set up my damned server
 
more snakey multi-level IFs
 
Dog
Lets see if I can get s5.qasdfdsaq.com installed before it gets dark
 
Bob
@Dog never tried, cbf finding out
 
Bob
@djsmiley2k most repo mirrors are donated
 
> 4:27 PM
Thursday, November 3, 2016 (GMT)
Sunset in Edinburgh, UK
 
Bob
I could see MS doing that
also lightens their network load
 
Dog
@Burgi That should be easy
I've got the ISO downloaded now, IP allocated...
 
Ah fair enough, then maybe
but unless you're looking through ubuntus finacials then you'll never know :D
 
Dog
3:42 PM
Need to check S4's VM's config to decide on RAM and disk and stuff
 
But because dark matter is kept in clumps that form web-like structures, the local region of the Milky Way should have about one trillion axions per cubic centimetre.
Soooooooo that matter we couldn't find
it was there all along, maybe...
 
> 4:32 PM
Thursday, November 3, 2016 (GMT)
Sunset in Manchester, UK
if you need extra time....
;)
 
Coventry pl\
I xan't be bothered to open a new tab :D
Also, it'll be wrong
 
> 4:32 PM
Thursday, November 3, 2016 (GMT)
Sunset in Coventry, UK
 
it doesn't take into account the fact that the entirety of Coventry is in a ditch.
 
3:47 PM
coventry is on the same latitude as machester...
@djsmiley2k blame the germans for the ditch
 
the earth is tilted right
@Burgi LOL
so we aren't on the same latitude
 
Dog
Yeah I don't think I'll make it to Manchester in the extra 5 minutes
 
Bob
👍
 
Dog
 
3:51 PM
congrats!!!
 
Bob
👏
 
Dog
That was quick. Literally took 3 minutes o_0
 
> 4:36 PM
Thursday, November 3, 2016 (GMT)
Sunset in Grigadale, UK
 
Dog
I don't even know where that is
 
most westerly point in the UK
 
Dog
3:52 PM
Also, so glad I got this new server, on the old one it'd taken at least half an hour
 
Bob
@Dog xen or kvm?
I just use prebuilt images
much nicer than running through an installer :P
 
Dog
@Bob xenserver
Meh, I wanted my shit encrypted as I always do
 
> 4:54 PM
Thursday, November 3, 2016 (GMT)
Sunset in National Trust - Lizard Point, South West Coast Path, Lizard, Helston, United Kingdom
best I can do for you...
 
Dog
@Burgi I'm already finished mkay?
Now I need to go find that transmitter
 
Bob
lol
 
Dog
3:54 PM
Before it gets dark
Hey @Bob do you want ze firmware?
 
...and in baseball news, I just got word that the Chicago Cubs broke the Curse of the Billy Goat. Wow.
 
...the curse of the billy goat?!
 
I was reading about it a few months back, how they haven't won a World Series in 108 years, and I absolutely did not this coming (I don't normally follow professional sports).
Baseball fans are superstitious folks.
 
Maybe because their crap and professional sports means the money ensures the winners keep winning (generally)
 
@Dog i can help you on that.... ;)
 
4:06 PM
(Not saying they are crap, just pointing out that's a far more likely suggestion than a random curse)
 
nice place @Hennes, can I live with you for a month?
 
Living room, usually not used except if I have guest. It should look pretty
 
Curse supposedly began in 1945 during game 4 of the World Series; Billy Goat Tavern owner William Sianis was ejected over his pet goat's smell.
Cubs never advanced to the World Series since... until now.
 
@Dog Hmmm still a challenge to determine Cat's gender.
 
OMFG!
kill me
there is a php file here with nothing but JS in it....
 
It's been 108 years, what do you expect?
 
 I am more than willing to get my Engineers involved to help solve this issue, but it doesn't look like you have looked at the software nor have you engaged in a discussion as to how I can help. Thus, I am unwilling to use resources if you are no longer interested in a trial.
When you start a trail for a product and shit comes up and you don't reply to an email
 
<script>
// Loads of snakey and dodgy JS
</script>
thats the entire content of this PHP file....
i must have killed all the puppies in a past life
 
4:38 PM
Is that your server? Back up the machine for forensic analysis, then rebuld from scratch. It's been compromised.
 
its not been compromised
 
Contact law enforcement if appropriate.
 
its just a shitty web app
 
@bwDraco I think Burgi's just saying that the programmers designed it poorly
 
Does this page glitch for anyone else on chrome? digitalhub.tcsion.com/EForms/configuredHtml/1016/2151/…
 
4:40 PM
Ah, okay.
 
:'(
 
@Rahul2001 It redirects about a billion times and takes a while, but eventually it comes to something that looks normal
 
@BenN lol, okay
It's just that the frame keeps changing its size for me and I am not able to scroll :/
 
Ah, I'm not seeing that here
 
5:11 PM
is baseball real?
 
It happened. #WorldSeries https://t.co/4wAJsrPpC6
 
@Burgi It is to some people ;p
 
@bwDraco #USA!=TheWorld
 
@Burgi It's historical more than anything else.
 
@Burgi 'Murica == The"Free"World
 
5:13 PM
its just rounders
 
Baseball is huge in Japan, too.
 
"In his book Krakatoa: The Day the World Exploded: August 27, 1883, Simon Winchester mentions in passing that the World Series was named for the New York World newspaper, but this view is disputed."
 
Curse of the Colonel (カーネルサンダースの呪い, Kāneru Sandāsu no Noroi) refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Japanese Kansai-based Hanshin Tigers baseball team by deceased KFC founder and mascot Colonel Harland Sanders. The curse was said to be placed on the team because of the Colonel's anger over treatment of one of his store-front statues, which was thrown into the Dōtonbori River by celebrating Hanshin fans following their team's victory in the 1985 Japan Championship Series. As is common with sports-related curses, the Curse of the Colonel was used to explain the team...
Similar curse in NPB (Japan's professional baseball league) lore.
 
when is the election @bwDraco?
 
@Burgi In five days, on November 8.
 
5:16 PM
thought so
 
@Burgi Like a lot of things the US stole from the UK they rename them and change the rules! ;p
 
when do they hand over the nuclear american football?
 
@Burgi 6 days
 
hmmm...
 
@Burgi Now make a JS file with nothing but PHP in it!
 
5:18 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy heh! the horror!
 
@Burgi "Under the US constitution, the president is inaugurated on 20 January of the year following the election."
 
ah thank god
trump better not spoil my birthday by starting WW3
 
That reminds me... I want to ask something to the webdev faction of Root Access (cc @Bob @allquicatic and someone I'm probably forgetting)
Is http://browserify.org/ just a way to put nodejs in the browser?
But isn't node, roughly speaking, a way to run JS off the browser?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy me....
 
It doesn't make much sense to me
 
5:21 PM
seems odd...
 
@Mokubai Really?
 
Yo dawg I herd u like javascritp so I put your javascript off the browser and then I put it in your browser again
 
"Obama stays President until January 20, 2017; the President-elect and VP-Elect have no status until January 20. If Obama dies, resigns, or is impeached and convicted, VP Biden becomes President until January 20, 2017. If he should die or be removed from office before January 20, 2017, the Speaker of the House (Paul Ryan) would become President. This Presidential succession is all set out in the US Constitution."
 
@DavidPostill You think The Trump is going to wait that long before rushing into the office screaming "MINE!" and fiddling with that little red button?
 
who is the VP for trump and are they any less mad?
 
5:23 PM
Eh, he's an egomaniac and will want to be remembered well, so he'll do the best for the country that he can
 
@BenN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
8 hours ago, by Dog
Do vampires show up on downloadcenter.intel.com?
You know where vampires never show up? On Linux repos... because those are full of mirrors! (I'll... see myself out)
6
 
hehe
 
Team Clinton has done a really great job in the persuasion game
 
5:29 PM
@BenN Is there a TL;DR version? That looks like a lot of noise for 6PM on a thursday....
 
@Mokubai 6pm?
 
well, nearly....
 
i thought you were in the UK?
its 17:30
 
according to the vague biological clock it is after the sun went down but before food, therefore somewhere between 5 and 7
 
Is it thursday? I tend to lose track of the time, we're on strike. Again.
 
5:32 PM
Trying to find a single fairly short article that's helpful, but stuff's complicated
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy lol?
 
This time it's for a totally valid and fair reason, so obviously the government cancelled all paychecks until further notice.
 
@BenN You can give me the Yes/No/Maybe/He'sNotReallyRacistButHeIsABigotedMoron version if you like
 
That particular article found that the most common claims of Trump's racism are false or irrelevant
Of course, he has said and done some pretty bad things, but he's not going to institutionalize racism or anything like that
 
@Burgi Government froze the budget for education and health for 20 years. Lol I wanna die get the hell outta here.
 
5:34 PM
I really like Scott Adams's blog; before I started reading it, I had no idea how vulnerable I was to non-fact persuasion from all candidates
 
Oh, last Sunday Rio elected an amazing new mayor, a religions fundamentalist who on his first speech said he'll legislate for "true families composed of a man, children and a woman". Yay.
A judge for Youth and Childhood authorized the use of turture / guerrilla tactics agains teenagers who invaded schools to protest
(There's 1000+ schools invaded all over the country but the news don't mention it al all)
Our Military Police is making more arbitrary and bizarre arrests than even the normal for our amazing Military Police
Last week they invaded a theater and arrested the actors of a play that criticized the police
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy what happened to all the oil that was under brazil?
 
@BenN Once you realise that they're all as corrupt as each other you realise that the only way to get real and relevant information is to research it yourself and find out both sides of the story.
 
@Burgi Petrobras announced on Friday 29 that its Board of Directors approved the sale of its stake of 66% in exploratory block BM-S-8, pre-salt field in the Santos Basin, for Statoil Brazil, the Norwegian subsidiary Statoil for $ 2.5 billion. Aug 2, 2016
 
Yeah, it's a poor state of affairs here in the US
 
5:40 PM
@Burgi Oil? Which oil? There's no oil here.
 
Dog
@ThatBrazilianGuy Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy the damn nors stole all the scottish oil too
 
@Burgi I don't think it was stolen... More like given on a silver tray.
 
Woah, I just noticed that hovering over a deleted message still highlights the one it was a reply to
 
home time
 
5:55 PM
@BenN reload the page and it'll probably go away.
 
@Mokubai It doesn't.
 
Dog
Hah
 
1 messages deleted
1 message moved to Trashcan
 
@BenN Hehe If I reload the page it displays the deleted message ;p
 
@DavidPostill Not any more it doesn't :P
 
5:59 PM
@Mokubai lol. btw I agree with your deleted message ;p
 
Heh, me too
 
I find the current state of affairs (in the whole world) to be quite worrying.
2
 
@Mokubai Yeah. There is very little feelgood news any more ... and plenty of feelbad :/
 
We need to be coming together as a civilised world, not fragmenting back into warring tribes
 
Dog
Today I have become Hummus
 
6:07 PM
That not very Hummerous...
 
@Dog That will lead to some different smells compared to the last few days ;p
 
@Dog Do you taste good with bread?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Eeeew to your unedited post.
 
What post? Don't know what you're talking about. No sir.
 
Dog
6:31 PM
I'm confused
2
 
That's OK
 
Dog
7:00 PM
Would you want to live with this guy?
 
7:15 PM
only if i wanted free access to cocaine and steroids
 
7:44 PM
us geeks are doing something wrong
I thought maybe i'd grow up during the geek revolution of the world
but no :(
Hillary, or..... Gates?
$98 million loss Trump, or Elon Musk?
I lost all my emails Hillary, or Jeff 'We don't make a profit but damn we're doing well' Bezos?
 
 
1 hour later…
8:57 PM
not sure i follow @djsmiley2k?
 
Bob
9:54 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy browserify lets you run some nodejs/npm libraries in a browser, but not all (e.g. you can't use fs cause you have no filesystem access from a browser). Much of npm stuff doesn't need node privileges or is even specifically designed for browserify/client-side. nodejs itself is specificially for running JS on the server side, not inside the browser.
@Dog ? sammobile?
@JourneymanGeek you mentioned MyRepublic right?
apparently they're expanding here ozbargain.com.au/node/273957
 
@Bob Aaaahhh
 
Bob
:(
 
10:24 PM
 
in JavaScript - badger badger badger badger on Stack Overflow Chat, 4 hours ago, by Waxi
I thought NASA was lying before I believed the Earth not being round.
 
@Hennes Ooer. That's a dangerous thing to carry in your back pocket. Armed response would be all over you ...
 
I guess it depen on the country and on your skin colour.
 
"iDiot! Passenger stopped at Stansted Airport with a phone case shaped like a realistic GUN in his back pocket

Unidentified man's iPhone case included trigger and realistic indentations
Airport security quickly stopped him this morning
Man could be charged with carrying imitation firearm in public space "
 
@Hennes I am pretty sure it would have nothing to do with your skin color
 
10:30 PM
 
@tereško How many times have you ever been black?
 
@djsmiley2k oh. Musk for president. Not sure we would be a good choice, but he is a dreamer and he beat both big candidates.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy why would that have to do with anything?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy IIRC David is Dutch. And we usually do not care about skin colour.
Which is a very dangerous thing to say, since as as a white person I might simply not notice sunch things.
 
@DavidPostill are they competing for darwin award?
 
10:32 PM
"In August of last year, Royal Canadian Mounted Police responded with rifles and tasers to confront a man carrying one of the cases tucked into the waistband of his shorts."
 
Police to white person: "Sir, can I see your fire weapon license?"
Black to black person: *shoots*.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy bullshit
 
It's a stupid thing to carry in a pocket, regardless of the person. The reaction to said stupidity, depending on the society, can be quite different.
 
There is even a real gun that looks like a phone case:
"On its website and Facebook page, Ideal Conceal has images that show something that looks like a phone in its case. But it can open into a .380 caliber gun. The site lauds its "high velocity, increased accuracy," and the weapon has a list price of $395."
 
10:35 PM
@tereško Again, it depends on the country / society. I only know one, and can only speak about one. Scratch that, I only know Rio.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy I assumed you were talking about USA, because anywhere outside USA that sort of accusation would be seen as kinda retarded
 
@tereško What accusation would be retarded?
 
4 mins ago, by That Brazilian Guy
Police to white person: "Sir, can I see your fire weapon license?"
Black to black person: *shoots*.
this one
or is your country suffering too from that "black lives matter" cancer?
 
@tereško This is not an accusation. This is a really, really exagerated depiction of the heavy police bias on skin color.
Again, I can only speak about the reality I know.
@tereško No. In Brazil we don't have "black lives matter", because in practice, here they don't.
 
10:41 PM
lol
sorry, but I cant believe that
 
I consider hatred, racism, bigotry, religious extremism, homophoby and such much more deserving of the label of "cancer".
@tereško Well, I envy you. Your country is probably really nice.
 
you forgot "patriarchy"
 
I've only seen "patriarchy" used by stereotypical overzealot feminists. That doesn't make sexism less real.
 
Hi guys, can any of you help me really Quick?
 
@Daniele Sure, go on
 
10:50 PM
I have built my own very first pc. This are the specs i7 6700, 16GB crucial ballistix sport (1 Bank). Asus Z170 pro gaming and Asus dual gtx 1060
 
aaaaaaaaaaand?
 
I have booted the machine the first time and in the bios I was able to see everything all' HDDs, the RAM, the CPU. everything looked fine. When I rebooted I started getting no signal video either from GPU nor integrated
 
did you plug the extra power in the GPU?
 
I changed the RAM slot to the third one (b1) and I have manager to install Windows. But After reboot I am getting the same no signal
 
did you check that the cables are securely inserted in both PSU and GPU ?
 
10:53 PM
I have got a 6 pin in the GPU
And It Is connected the right way
 
Is your psu powerful enough?
 
so ... lemme check if I got this right: when you install windows, everything works, when you reboot for the first time - it stops
 
It's a corsair CX600 eich should be plenty
@tereško that's right when I rebooted from the installer It permanently stopped sending signal apoarently
 
I'm not sure if 600w would be enough, but I'm no hardware expert.
 
Every fan spina and in the bios I can see everything correctly. I'm wondering if It Is a faulty mobo
 
10:57 PM
@Daniele have you tried installing some linux system to verify that it's not a stupid windows/driver bug?
 
No, because I'm not able to get to the bios either. I Power It on but no signal Is showing as if It were not connected at all
I've tried both HDMI and VGA
 
"in the bios I can see everything correctly" and "I'm not able to get to the bios either" doesn't make sense.
 

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