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Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 18:23

keeping my fingers crossed for croatia

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 18:10

@MaxVernon all my favorite teams are out

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 18:01

France was quite shady

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:33

How's everyone doing

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:33

Thank you :)

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:33

YES!

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:33

See what happens when you stop doing database

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:27

Any ideas?

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:27

The one that provides specific query complexities

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:27

I cannot for the life of me find what the standards for performance testing is called...

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:26

It's me

Kermit

Jul 11, 2018 17:26

Kermit

Jun 30, 2017 19:05

@ypercubeᵀᴹ two kids have been keeping me busy.. i've been traveling a lot

Kermit

Jun 30, 2017 18:25

Huh

Kermit

Jun 28, 2017 21:57

This place has changed in the three years I haven't been here

Kermit

Jun 28, 2017 21:56

I am Polish

Kermit

Jun 28, 2017 20:40

@Lamak BRAVOOOO!!!

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 17:18

thank you

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 17:03

you?

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 17:03

2nd kid is due next week

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 17:03

it's pretty ever-hectic

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 16:26

Stopped by

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 16:20

@norbkrupa You should stop by The Heap more often :P

Tweeted by trollied on October 25, 2016 at 1:37 PM

Kermit

Oct 25, 2016 16:20

@Philᵀᴹ

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:53

thankfully i didn't do any of the manual labor

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:36

just finished building my house

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:35

Yep. Don't have much time to spend on here.

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:34

Thanks Kamal

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:32

one that doesn't use Sqoop

Kermit

Sep 14, 2016 20:32

any suggestions for an easy way to migrate a sql server database to hadoop?

Kermit

Jul 20, 2016 22:29

I get a script error for SQL Server 08/14

Kermit

Jul 20, 2016 22:28

Is SQL Fiddle down?

Kermit

Apr 20, 2016 20:23

@bluefeet how do you typically handle dupes ? this and this

Kermit

Mar 29, 2016 21:26

@NickChammas You can build a dynamic process to do this

Kermit

Mar 28, 2016 20:54

need 1 more

Kermit

Mar 28, 2016 20:08

-1

Q: How can I create user from another user on hp vertica?

I want to create user from another user on hp vertica. How can I create user from another user with data? thanks in advance

Kermit

Mar 28, 2016 20:08

Can you please VTC

Kermit

Mar 26, 2016 12:09

bbc.com/future/story/…

Kermit

Mar 25, 2016 14:30

Thank you for your sympathy

Kermit

Mar 25, 2016 14:23

I'm pretty boomed out

Kermit

Mar 25, 2016 14:22

@PaulWhite looked like a self-answer

Kermit

Mar 21, 2016 15:21

@MaxVernon per usual

Kermit

Mar 21, 2016 15:20

Even when on an airplane..

Kermit

Mar 21, 2016 15:20

@MaxVernon i'd prefer a ping to my cell phone

Kermit

Mar 21, 2016 15:19

Q: vertica Received fatal signal SIGSEGV

One of my vertica cluster node down, and in log file a found : 2016-03-19 20:01:55.263 Init Session:0x7f3420013970-b00000000a70ab [EE] <INFO> SortManager found maxMerges 7 too small(38 MB Assigned). 2016-03-19 20:01:55.263 Init Session:0x7f3420013970-b00000000a70ab [EE] <INFO> After disabling op...