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3:03 AM
Hello.
Man, I still feel sore.
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Why doesn’t talking about such things violate your constraints of propriety?
Someone was in my car last night.
In my garage.
Unlocked.
They left a water bottle.
While I was asleep.
They left my wallet.
Untouched.
This very much bothers me.
I feel violated.
I am 100.0000000000000% certain of this.
There is no room for error.
 
Was it... you?
 
Fucking homeless.
No, it was not me.
 
Also, you leave your wallet in your car?
 
By accident.
 
3:09 AM
Hmm...
Free water bottle!
 
Yes, but what’s in it? Vodka? Ketamine?
 
The possibilities are endless!
 
Way too wacky.
Surreal. Like at the Burn.
I once came into my tent and found someone else’s underwear there.
And I know it was no guest of mine, as I’d had none.
There were other accoutrements left around, too.
So bizarre.
 
maybe place a camera
 
I have a friend who has a camera spying on his garage. I thought he was a nut.
 
@tchrist It does, but I'm drunk.
 
Maybe for my garage. Not very sporting at Burning Man.
 
There was a prank people used to pull.
 
Yeah, color scheme is all wrong for that.
 
It is too gross to mention.
 
3:15 AM
@Shog9 Doesn’t matter. Everything becomes Playa-colored momentarily.
@Cerberus Too late.
 
Long story short, they put a spoonful of hair gel in someone else's tent while he was away.
At least they didn't do that to your car.
 
Oh, I’ve had that.
 
Or did they.
 
Just thought it was lube.
 
And that's so cool.
 
3:16 AM
Not especially.
See prior story about alien underwear.
 
That sucks too, but it feels less unpleasant when you put your hand on it in the dark.
 
Which was taken to the dump on the way out of the Burn, thank you very much.
That isn’t an obscene prank.
Trust me.
 
It is mainly gross.
 
Yes.
@Shog9 What are you doing hanging around ELU on a Saturday night anyway?
 
reading up on concrete roof tiles
 
3:21 AM
They don’t burn. And are cheaper than slate.
 
also less heavy than solid gold
 
so is a pound of lead
 
@tchrist at least they didn't fuck a hooker in there.
 
well, unless you have 16 oz of lead and only 12 of gold.
@cornbreadninja no, just a friend, presumably.
of theirs, not mine.
and only an amicus pro tem.
 
@tchrist I mean in your car :x
 
3:25 AM
@cornbreadninja oh. well, yes. presumably.
 
My cookies were great. A few turned out balrog-shaped.
 
A neighbor said there’ve been homeless in the area. They don’t want to go to the shelters in nice weather, and get fines for camping.
Have you seen the starboard?
 
Is it normal that smileys show up like jelly beans on Jelly Bean?
Or smilies. What does one call them?
Of course I don't use them.
 
Emotica.
They are colorful, I’m told.
 
They're black to me.
 
3:27 AM
Drugs.
 
@tchrist just the port.
 
Sherry, thank you.
 
Name's Kristina, and you're welcome. :P
 
I spelt it xerès the first time, just to avoid such phantasies.
 
I almost asked at the time, Xerxes?
 
3:30 AM
No, Sherry.
Sherry = Jerez = Xerès
From Jerez de la Frontera.
 
brb google
 
Fortified wine, if you would.
 
I would. White?
 
Um, wrong word.
 
I'm a scotch man, m'self.
Not exclusively.
 
3:32 AM
It’s aged in scotch casks.
 
Or vice versa.
Scotch is aged in sherry casks.
There are 4(ish) kinds of sherry.
 
Yes, like my favorite, Balvenie Doublewood.
 
This is a nutty amontillado.
 
Would drink.
 
3:33 AM
Which means it is russet in color, not yellow.
Check out the wood on your Balvenie. Pretty sure you’ll find it to be sherry.
 
So... nary a fox peed on it.
I don't have to.
I know it's sherry.
can you come out tonight / sherry, baby
 
Buncha lushes.
 
Luncha bushes.
 
Carpet?
 
Ha!
I thought you were retiring some fortminutes ago.
 
3:36 AM
Was. Trying.
Came back to fetchez le chat.
 
Can I use 'fort' that way? I don't care.
 
Who’s counting?
 
The bartender, hopefully.
Le chat!
 
Lui.
 
Mine is passed out on a Target bag on le floor.
 
3:38 AM
Ou nous.
Target is the font of all Fancy Feast.
Its bags adorn his feeding buffet.
Now the little bugger has slipped outside again, because I taunted him with bed and then didn’t deliver.
 
!
Cat door?
 
Course.
I could go in get him if I cared to. He doesn’t venture far.
But he’ll come back in in 20-45 minutes anyway.
And likely wake me up getting into bed.
 
Boys can be needy and inconsiderate.
Especially 20-year-olds.
Which he is.
 
Mine makes a this-took-effort noise when she jumps onto the bed.
 
3:48 AM
Uffdah.
 
She trills her Rs.
Mrrr?
 
Dovelike.
Check for feathers.
Watch this, if you can.
NOW!!!
 
Hippies.
I was snarfing a calzone.
 
No, not hippies.
But is is psychedelic.
There’s no place like Home. There’s no place like Home. There’s no place like Home.
 
127.0.0.1?
 
4:05 AM
Wow, that is a cool website.
Damn, why does beer contain so many calories?
No fair.
 
4:41 AM
@tchrist Ha.
Those were the days.
@Cerberus Switch to vodka.
 
@Cerberus Wow, I was right.
 
That's 24 % fewer calories.
 
Nice.
 
Too bad I don't really like vodka, and it's also more expensive in bars.
 
4:46 AM
You don't like it? Why not?
Rather, what about it do you not enjoy?
 
I don't know, the taste of alcohol is too strong, probably?
Vodka tastes more like some kind of chemical to me.
 
Hmm, OK. That's fair enough, I guess.
 
So you are a vodka fan already?
 
Umm, peut-être.
 
It burns.
 
4:52 AM
Not badly. It's kind of nice.
Haha, I am well ahead of Matt in the CV review queue.
 
Curriculum Vitae?
Oh, close votes.
 
Yeah, close votes.
 
Congratulations.
I must seek my nest now.
 
OK. Good night.
 
Night!
I presume you're going to bed soon too.
 
5:05 AM
Nah, it's only 23:05.
I have to go to church tomorrow. sighs
 
Oh...I always mix up your times.
Hmm. You don't like church? Boring?
 
Yep.
 
Oh, I missed that.
 
Shall I post it again?
 
How often do you have to go to church?
 
5:08 AM
Every week.
 
I don't know what it was, but sure!
@Mahnax Yikes.
Oh, I see.
Oh!
At last!
 
Yes.
It's been a month, I've just kept quiet.
@Cerberus Thanks, ha.
 
But I that is no longer necessary.
 
No need!
Yeah.
They have no idea, and it will stay that way for awhile.
I do intend to tell them.
 
OK.
No hurry.
 
5:12 AM
Exactly.
 
Although at some point you will feel bad about nodding.
 
Nodding?
 
user19161
@mahnax Boo!
 
@WillHunting Hi!
 
user19161
@Mahnax Do you mind flashing what you removed again?
 
5:13 AM
Hi!
 
Oh, that sort of thing.
 
I mean, boo!
 
@WillHunting E-mail?
 
user19161
@Mahnax OK.
 
How does it make you feel?
 
user19161
5:14 AM
Hehe, this is so secretive!
 
Sad, relieved, indifferent?
 
Relieved.
I no longer have to care about certain things.
 
Ah OK.
Good.
 
Nah.
You mean from within?
 
Yes.
 
user19161
5:16 AM
The only injustice is the one XVH got, hehe.
 
Then no, not at all. I think I'm at peace with it all now.
 
Great.
 
user19161
I am still thinking what kind of person XVH is.
 
user19161
He seems pretty mysterious, and his mention of injustice on meta was quite funny.
 
@Cerberus Yes, I'm quite pleased.
 
user19161
5:18 AM
Somehow, XVH now makes me think of Carlo.
 
They are similar in a few ways.
 
user19161
I see some similarities.
 
Jinx.
 
user19161
Great men we are.
 
I hope so.
 
5:19 AM
@Mahnax Then I am too.
 
@Cerberus I am glad.
 
Then that too.
 
user19161
@mahnax Did I share with you what I currently believe in?
 
@WillHunting I believe so.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Erm, actually no.
 
5:20 AM
This is funny: I was typing "purple" somewhere else, but instead I typed "purpose", and I only noticed after pressing enter.
 
@WillHunting Oh? Please do tell then.
 
Shut up, Freud!
 
user19161
I believe in the existence of supernatural beings called gods, but there is no creator God. One of these gods thought he created the universe though he did not. This theory explains Christianity, Buddhism and atheism all at once.
 
I see.
 
user19161
It is hinted at in the Brahmajala Sutta in Theravada Buddhism.
 
5:23 AM
So what is the origin of the universe, per your beliefs?
 
user19161
I subscribe to the Big Bounce theory.
 
user19161
This is one of the scientific possibilities, how the universe contracts and expands.
 
user19161
The expansion is the Big Bang.
 
Interesting.
 
user19161
In this theory, the cycle goes on forever.
 
user19161
5:24 AM
We are currently in one of the infinitely many expansion phases.
 
@WillHunting It sounds like Hinduism or older polytheism.
 
user19161
Again, this is hinted at in the same Sutta.
 
user19161
In fact even the Koran talks about the universe in this way.
 
user19161
So if you read science, religion and philosophy all at once, you will see that what I said above is not to be dismissed so easily.
 
user19161
In the quest for truth, what is real may be unreal, and what is unreal may be real. We must keep an open mind.
 
5:30 AM
My mind is open.
 
5:47 AM
@WillHunting But I would prefer to "believe" texts or people who apply rigorous, rational methods that I approve of.
 
^^^^
 
Because there is an endless number of texts and people who have stated hypotheses about these matters.
One must make choices.
 
 
6 hours later…
11:37 AM
@Mahnax If my logical inferences are correct, welcome to the club.
 
 
1 hour later…
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12:59 PM
@KitFox Erm, is there anything to infer? Isn't it obvious? :-)
 
2:04 PM
If "we must keep an open mind" why would anyone "subscribe to" a theory that cannot be proven one way or another?
 
2:35 PM
@Mahnax noooooooo. If it's any consolation, I picked up four now-bigger-size bags of flamin' hot cheetos last night.
 
@KitFox Thanks :-)
@cornbreadninja It is.
 
@Mahnax :D
I can get more or not send that many; that was just how many I ran into at the time.
 
I've just e-mailed you, because I have a slight problem.
 
2:56 PM
Certainly.
 
OK.
 
They carry a date of October 23rd, so they'll keep a while. :)
!!!
 
BRB.
sighs
We're having a small hurricane-like thing.
 
3:11 PM
0_0
a nor'wester?
Sorry; I was trying to get the cat to go outside to be brushed, and then cleaning my desk area.
We had two days of rain from the Isaac thing.
 
Aww, you have a cat too?
No fair.
Cats are great.
 
:(
I can send you the cat, too.
 
No, no. That would be cruel, and I'm allergic.
 
Nooooooo! I'm sorry to hear that. :(
 
Me too. One day I will own a cat anyways—I love them too much to care.
 
3:14 PM
You will eventually desensitize then, at least to your own cat.
There’s a lot of room for a really funny answer here:
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Q: In which situations is acceptable to use latin phrases?

parittoI was wondering if there is a norm to cite latin phrases; I've heard that it is valid when you need/want to abbreviate a text.

 
@tchrist that's what happened to my initials friend.
Dude would sneeze at my place all the time, and one day just got a cat and said he got used to it.
Time to get ready to catch Panera breakfast!
 
Panera?
 
It’s a bistro chain.
 
Oh, I see.
I'm off, bye!
 
3:33 PM
Hello.
 
@Mahnax bye!
 
The best I could do in the short space after Reg closed it:
In re writing in Latin vs. writing in English, the best policy is to use no Latin at all. Unless you’re a physician writing out a prescription, and maybe even then, write out your common abbreviations — viz., i.e., e.g., & etc. — in English. In academic circles it is common to use abbreviations like ibid., et al., and op. cit., but for normal writing, avoid things like v.s. and v.i. and such like the plague that they are. Adding a random Latin phrase doesn’t make you ipso facto erudite so much as a twit. Remember: male dictum interpretando facias acrius.tchrist 47 secs ago
 
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Q: Perform magic to children vs perform magic for children

Benjamin FranzI've noticed that there seems to be a usage of "to" where I expect "for" in certain dialects of English. The one that caught my eye today was a Reddit submission where the OP used the title "Why you don't perform magic to small children". Thinking about it, there seems to be something to the usa...

May 14 at 14:36, by Robusto
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3:57 PM
@Robusto There’s a bug in your widget: it seems to be radio buttons, but I want to select more than one.
 
4:24 PM
I hate Google. It tries to correct my irrepentant to unrepentant, my blisslessly to blissfully.
 
 
1 hour later…
5:33 PM
@tchrist jerks.
 
Yes, because I was searching for a particular sentence of mine that uses those words, and it won’t find it without them.
That reminds me of how I despite diligent and even prayer-filled
attempts to rid myself of such traumatic experiences to this very day
still recall in dreams sleeping and waking those interminably long and
bleary-eyed nights sequestered chez Larry in Mountain View this past
July during which I would cobble together tortuous monstrosities of
innumerable clauses and moods and styles and dubious-at-best antecedents
bereft of periods or even semi-colons, chthonic monstrosities long since
banished to the nethermost depths of RCS purgatory whence they cry out
 
5:47 PM
"off of something"
 
@tchrist nice.
 
@Robusto Here’s an answer to an old question you pestered me about in chat:
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A: Is the word “formulæ” valid English?

tchrist Are there any other examples of English words that contain letters not found in the standard English alphabet? If for “English words”, one counts terms that appear in the Oxford English Dictionary, then yes, there are a very great many such words. Here are just a few examples of the sorts y...

 
6:06 PM
I pestered you?
 
Sorry.
I withdraw the term.
You asked me to kindly comment on your question about diacritics.
Better?
 
6:29 PM
what's the meaning of "to get paparazzi with someone"?
 
6:47 PM
 
6:58 PM
@KitFox ?
 
I'm watching Phineas and Ferb with the boys this afternoon.
 
Oh good for you!
You know, I wish Axel Neumann would start accepting answers. He’s getting as annoying as Norton.
 
7:28 PM
Mum, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
 
7:46 PM
It's my anniversary today.
I pulled out my guitar and it desperately needs to go back to the luthier.
I had it repaired about seven years ago, and I've been neglecting it ever since.
The action is all messed up and the soundboard is starting to lift again.
Oh well. Them's the breaks.
 
8:14 PM
@KitFox I didn't know you were a Lutherian.
 
@KitFox Congrats!
How manieth?
 

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