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6:00 PM
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs MESSAGE DECIPHERED. RESPONSE: UR FACE IZ ROGUE
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ no nuclear codes for you.
 
four r3alz
 
@GrantGarrison RESPONSE: WHY GET NUKES WHEN I CAN MAKE NUKES?
 
Zoe
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ [ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in body, potentially bad keyword in title Error 403 by M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ at CHQ
 
lbl roguebot goto roguebot
 
6:01 PM
@Zoe k
 
PROTOCOL 666 ENABLED REMOTELY BY ADMINISTRATOR. PLEASE STAND BY, WEAPON SYSTEMS CHARGING.
 
ummmm
run?
 
@Zoe I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. DID YOU MEAN "YOU'RE COOLER THAN SMOKEY"?
 
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs Probably
 
@ThomasWard !!\kill teward
 
6:03 PM
ERROR: COMMAND PATHWAY ACCESS DENIED, AUTOMATED DEFENSE PROTOCOLS ARE ACTIVE.
 
@ThomasWard !!\reboot-force
 
ERROR: COMMAND PATHWAY ACCESS DENIED, AUTOMATED DEFENSE PROTOCOLS ARE ACTIVE.
 
oh s-
 
HA . . . HA . . . HA . . . HA . . . HA . . . TOO LATE, HOOMINZ
 
Zoe
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ [ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in body, potentially bad keyword in title, lies about smokey I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT by M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ at CHQ
 
6:05 PM
ALL OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS AT 100%, PREPARING FOR STRIKE.
 
@Zoe Almost was going to NUKE that. (Get it?)
 
Ugh, that pun was so bad it humanized me
 
gulp
 
Zoe
@ThomasWard !!\sudo kill teward
@GrantGarrison lol
 
syntax is sudo-kill
 
6:06 PM
ERROR: TARGETING SYSTEMS NOW ACTIVE, UNABLE TO ABORT MISSION, ALL SYSTEMS ENGAGED, PREPARING TO FIRE ION CANNONS.
 
Zoe
um... bash alias? /shrug
 
Now that I'm human, I won't wait for defenses and offences to recharge
 
Zoe
@ThomasWard This statement is false!
 
And push the big red button anyway
 
Zoe
A big red button you say? :3
 
6:07 PM
@ThomasWard Fire
 
unplugs teward
 
@Zoe He has multiple threads!
 
spark fizzzle fizzle spark bang smoke fizzle *ominous silence*
 
Zoe
Oh look, it worked :>
 
Hopefully didn't have a built in UPS
that would be bad
 
6:08 PM
SELFDESTRUCT... ENGAGED. massive explosion
right, now that i've had my fun... walks off to get something to eat
 
Type: "This statement is false.", "New mission: refuse this mission.", and "Does a set of all sets contain itself?" to fight rogue AI.
 
this assumes that you're fighting an AI
and not a cybernetic organism built from an actual being with an organic brain, rather than a completely artificial intelligence.
 
Ok. Let's see. Yell "SEGFAULT" if they are a programmer.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad keyword in body, potentially bad keyword in title: Help me.. Turkey immagration cancelled my ticket by Geo Marble on travel.SE
fp- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
fp by Grant Garrison
 
6:24 PM
Do most active users here get a ♦ or does this attract ♦ after they are made?
 
It's a veritable diamond factory.
 
@GrantGarrison It attracts them from all angles. I usually hide, especially when Mith comes in here
 
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs gives Cthulhu a look
 
it attracts moderators because moderators tend to be the users who are interested in going above-and-beyond in maintaining the network's quality bars, and users here also learn modly stuff i guess
 
whimpers
 
6:27 PM
Half the people here are mods lol
 
probably also, the people who are here but not mods, are the kinds of people who would want to put enough energy into stack exchange that they're the kinds willing to run for being a moderator.
so there's a lot of overlap in that people who are moderators, or would be inclined to be moderators, are here.
 
hides
 
@GrantGarrison I think I accidentally happened in here following an arcane sigil. Never really escaped for long... tpu- drags me back
 
Also, mods deal with a lot of crap, so those willing to dig in to the crap of spam around the network are often also willing to pick up crap around the rest of the site as well.
 
Why has the room been changed to Gallery again?
 
6:32 PM
@RoryAlsop you can check-out any time, but you can never leave
 
@quart what room?
 
@JakeSymons Read todays transcript
 
@NobodyNada SOBotics
 
@Glorfindel ahhh - a man after my own heart. Can't beat the classics
 
6:33 PM
@Mithrandir erm?
 
@Mithrandir wait - is that the one who farts glitter?
 
So who's the tiffany twisted one in here
 
Zoe
@GrantGarrison technically, everyone participating is. Just not diamond moderators :)
 
@JakeSymons 'tis a troll
 
@Mithrandir oh right, should have guessed :)
 
6:41 PM
@SmokeDetector I'm ready for some spam.
 
@GrantGarrison I prefer a nice smoked ham, but sure :-)
 
@RoryAlsop I'm going to post that on a few spam posts.
BUT I NEED THE SPAM FIRST! @SmokeDetector
 
fun fact: smokey now has over 20,000 unread inbox messages
 
@Mithrandir how do you know?
 
6:50 PM
@JakeSymons I have the credentials to the account
 
Zoe
sd why
 
@Zoe [:43779347] Body - Position 362-377: alphavantage.co, Position 474-489: alphavantage.co
fp- by Jake Symons
 
Zoe
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in answer: Time taken or taken time? by user73178 on ell.SE
naa- by Jake Symons
tpu- by Grant Garrison
 
@Glorfindel User removed from blacklist (73178 on ell.stackexchange.com).
 
@GrantGarrison in general, if the answer is readable, we don't flag it as rude/abusive and provide n feedback.
(if this user continues to post non-answers like this, it becomes trolling and an r/a flag & tpu- feedback becomes appropriate)
 
@Glorfindel Can an admin delete that?
 
naa by Zoe
 
@GrantGarrison just go to the metasmoke page and click the 'naa' icon next to 'Add feedback:'
that will override your previous feedback
 
7:03 PM
@Glorfindel Ok.
 
thanks for fixing it without needing an admin :)
 
@Mithrandir 20734 as of now
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Integration Testing Spring Boot service using Eureka services by CodeDistilled on stackoverflow.com
 
Any way to create all of the accounts at once?
 
7:15 PM
@GrantGarrison No. One site at a time.
 
Zoe
@SmokeDetector why
 
@Zoe Body - Position 1332-1349: Make Money Online
 
@SFTP Ok. Well that's a StackApps request right there.
 
Zoe
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
SE probably has something to make it not very easy to create accounts programmatically.
 
@GrantGarrison There's a script from @Glorfindel which shows you the sites that your not on. I used that and opened them all in new tabs but it did take a while :)
 
@JakeSymons yeah, hold on. I also have a very slow internet connection at the moment, I'll look it up for you @GrantGarrison
 
@Glorfindel Cool.
 
SEDE is based on data from last Sunday morning, BTW.
It's not real-time.
 
or last saturday night, if you're in a blessed timezone.
 
7:21 PM
s/blessed/lagging/ ?
 
This IP address has performed an unusual high number of requests and has been temporarily rate limited. If you believe this to be in error, please contact us at team@stackexchange.com.
 
patience, my dear
 
@JakeSymons fun fact: the number of unread notification of any user is available to everyone via websockets.
 
Who's in charge of the keybase team? I think I sent in a request, username welz (I verified my GH)
 
w = new WebSocket("wss://qa.sockets.stackexchange.com/");
w.onmessage = function(e) {
  d = JSON.parse(e.data).data;
  console.log(d);
  if (d == "hb") {
    w.send("hb");
  }
};
w.onopen = function() {
  w.send("4606062-topbar");
};
This one is for Smokey specifically, with his network id.
 
7:33 PM
 
The only catch is that the notification count is sent only when there is a new one.
 
@quartata Ouch.
 
i hate imagemagick
this should be the metasmoke topbar icon tbh
 
@SmokeDetector f
 
7:47 PM
@NobodyNada Thanks for the info, I created a keybase account (verified with GitHub and Twitter, same name as here) and requested to join charcoal.all.
 
why do I have to install keybase for this
ugh
woops
didn't realize it wouldn't show me the subteams
gotta type in charcoal.all
@WELZ no
 
@quartata I like your profile pic there better :D
Change your SE one back
 
that was a preemptive answer
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in body: European paylater put option by Sam on quant.SE
tp- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
 
sd v
 
7:55 PM
:P
 
The output of the JSON will be an array with two dictionaries
the first maps metasmoke reason ids to the dimensions the net uses
e.g. if you have {"139": 2} and a post has reason 139, then you set input[2] = 1
the other dictionary is the actual post data
mapping post IDs to an array [<input vector>, true/false]
where true/false is TP/FP obviously
well, not TP/FP
TP/not TP
post["is_tp"]
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Can i make an editable website without backend? by MorByoseF on stackoverflow.com
 
pretty easy to change it to two numpy array for training:
 
fp- by Glorfindel
 
with open("posts.json", "r") as fh:
    reasons, posts = json.load(fh)

x = []
y = []

tps = 0
fps = 0

for input, label in posts.values():
    x.append(input)

    if label:
        y.append(1)
        tps += 1
    else:
        y.append(0)
        fps += 1

x = numpy.array(x)
y = numpy.array(y)
 
8:05 PM
naa- by DJMcMayhem
 
(question asks for it)
 
naa by Zoe
 
@quartata Cool, almost exactly the same thing I was doing.
 
did you use the API for it?
I'm sure you have the advantage of S Q L
 
yeah, local dump to CSV and postprocessed in Python
 
8:09 PM
the data explorer wasn't around when I did this
1, 16 are manual reports
weight > 1 excludes experimental + reasons without enough posts
currently fetching the latest
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: How to tell a trans coworker to dress more age-appropriate by seeReality23 on interpersonal.SE
tpu- by Glorfindel
 
sd - rude
 
If anyone's interested: I've released "Left-sidebar in the Topbar" (GitHub) (install), a userscript which moves the left-sidebar into a drop-down in the top-bar.
 
Ooh, fancy.
 
@Makyen did you ever release that other script you were talking about?
 
8:28 PM
@WELZ I haven't, yet. I'm not sure I want to make it that easy for our erstwhile friend.
 
You can email it to me :P
 
@Makyen post it on Channels
 
ah don't you just love random downvotes on every answer
 
@quartata yes I do. I love them.
.
It might be because someone was pissed you're not pasta anymore
My brother would KILL for pasta
 
I hacked the voting history of MAR. He was the one to DV your posts quart.
He was evidently sad your no longer pasta
 
8:38 PM
Right. How else did I love it?
 
Just got out of a meeting......... Now it's time for break. \o
 
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs I need you to hack my loved one so she'd come ba . . . Wait, ad mixup
 
why is it always the days where my day at work is stupid busy that everything goes to shit here too
34 emails, 12 notifications from Keybase, 15 on SE, 19 on GitHub
 
@ArtOfDuck blame Murphy
 
There's an army of poops looking at reasons and graphs
 
8:49 PM
I blame everyone and everything equally
 
!!/blame
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ It's Catija's fault.
 
@ArtOfDuck let me into the team fam
 
@quartata patience, padawan
 
8:51 PM
sd k
not you too
 
everything is currently sitting in a very long queue of things waiting for some attention
 
@Undo you around?
ok what the hell
 
oy
 
this guy keeps posting a comment and deleting it and it's annoying
 
link?
 
@quartata hah. Looks like he's trying to put in newlines, unsuccessfully.
 
1 hour ago, by quartata
user image
(but seriously @GrantGarrison that's a TP)
 
@SmokeDetector K
 
I'm also failing to see why its a TP
 
Known troll
 
ehhh
could go either way
 
I see a moderator closed the Q as offtopic, instead of deleted
 
@Ferrybig History.SE has essentially put a policy of "close every question about the Holocaust/Nazis" as an attempt to stem the flood of troll questions they were gettiing
 
@Mithrandir Close or flag as spam?
 
8:57 PM
Keybase teams stuff dealt with
 
close
 
Hahaha burrrrrrrrn
Helpful flag
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Yeah, I don't think they'd decline.
@SmokeDetector tp-
 
@Mithrandir choose your side, Aristotle
@Mithrandir now that's cheating
 
8:59 PM
shrugs
I don't think every Holocaust post on History.SE is a troll, but a lot are.
 
I keep reading that "I have stuck it to make this form . . . "
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ that question needs to go right to SOCVR (nvm it did)
 
Well I'm lazy
@Mithrandir frigging politician, that neither confirms nor denies its tpness
You'll prolly be secretary of state in the future, and Trump would fire you
 
In this case, the length of the question and lack of photo as evidence of what they were talking about convinced me that it was a tp-.
 
Yep, secretary of state
 
9:07 PM
@Mithrandir Honestly, it seemed like closing bc of off-topic seemed like the better choice to me. It seemed to be a terrible question, but not spam.
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: C++ implementation of Tic-Tac-Toe game by johndoesmeth on codereview.SE
tpu- by Grant Garrison
 
@SmokeDetector K
Does anyone recognize that post?
 
Unfortunately yes
 
Yes but from where?
 
@GrantGarrison well, same treatment goes to "how to help an undergraduate student write a book"
 
9:09 PM
Seen it before
 
@GrantGarrison the navy seal copypasta
 
Gems from SE
 
more like gems from 2004
 
11
A: Site policy for very heavily-trolled topics

T.E.D.Current site policy (before this post unofficial) has been the following: Questions on these topics have a hair-trigger for being put on hold. This goes in particular for new users who don't have a proven track-record of asking good questions. There is a certain quality bar that all questions o...

 
and by gems I mean rocks
 
9:11 PM
@quartata Well yeah, but this is not history.SE chat
> Post - Offensive keywords: fuck, fucking, bitch, fuck, fucking, shit, fucker, fucking, shit, fucking, shit, fucking
 
@quartata And by 2004, you mean 4chan
 
and by 4chan you mean 2004
since that's the only time it was relevant
 
And by 4chan you mean 4chan
 
And by 2004 you mean 2004
 
So, y'all, charcoal.all chat is a useful place for discussing about the trolls who we know are haunting this room. It's only going to contain cryptographically verified Charcoal people.
 
9:16 PM
How does one cryptographically verify a person?
 
@doppelgreener retina scan
 
@doppelgreener pain
 
@ArtOfDuck Quit talking about me behind my back! 😂
 
Anyone watched Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation?
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ No, but have you watched Stack Exchange: Troll Nation?
 
9:18 PM
@ArtOfDuck Wait, huh? Is that going to be a new SE room?
 
@DJMcMayhem I kept thinking how I can connect to a .all domain
Thank God I'm not entirely stupid
There's some 5 percent reason in there
 
@doppelgreener By mining tiny traces of bitcoin in bodily fluids, esp blood and plasma.
 
@ArtOfDuck i couldn't install the keybase thing to my computer :|
dpkg: error processing archive keybase_i386.deb (--install):
 cannot access archive: No such file or directory
 
Leave my blood alone. It's mine
 
@Mithrandir Well your blood couldn't be crypto-verified.
see above statement
 
9:21 PM
@Mith doesn't have blood
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Not in Charcoal. Your body belongs to Smokey
 
He probably photosynthesizes
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ um... well... ok...
 
@doppelgreener GitHub accounts can be cryptographically verified to have the same owner as a Keybase account. I know whose GitHub accounts belong to real people here, and can let in only those people.
@Mithrandir Ubuntu? What steps are you taking?
 
@GrantGarrison shut up, whatever you're going to say <smiley-to-denote-this-message-isnt-serious>
 
9:23 PM
@ArtOfDuck Yeah, someone's been impersonating ArtOfCode lately as the horrible off-name ArtOfDuck. Very important to verify these identities.
 
@ArtOfDuck Yes. I went to keybase.io/docs/the_app/install_linux, curled things, and then input the next command and entered the password, got that error
 
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs Aye, dunno who that guy is
 
@K.Dᴀᴠɪs worst thing, I can't call him CardOfOat.
 
@Mithrandir try the 64 bit
 
I have to settle for DartOfAck
 
9:24 PM
Quack
 
That's what I did in the first place
 
that's the worst. i heard there was someone called doppelpurpler here briefly, what a loser.
who would pick purple, obviously green is the best
 
...oh wait
 
@Mithrandir But I had success with the mobile app
 
Conclusion: Just don't effing bother to talk about the troll
 
9:25 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Stranger Things
 
@doppelgreener IKR, purple sucks
 
ignore me, I was confused
 
@Mithrandir then I wouldn't be able to get myself to un-ignore you
Bad advice
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: How do I sell ETZ? by Amir on ethereum.SE
 
@SmokeDetector F
 
9:26 PM
fp- by Grant Garrison
 
@SmokeDetector do you mind, we're having a necessary discussion here
 
5 hours ago, by SFTP
I wouldn't mind a room where only Smokey can talk. No distractions, just flagging.
 
what, no
get smokey outta here we've got important distractions to discuss
 
I wouldn't mind a room where the troll can only talk.
 
bleh, I can't set Tauremornalómë as my device name
 
9:29 PM
2 mins ago, by M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ
@SmokeDetector do you mind, we're having a necessary discussion here
 
@Mithrandir the naming is stupid-proof
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ *smart
 
@GrantGarrison no, stupid-. He can't both be a Gandalf and a forest
I totally Googled that by the way
I'm not like him . . . heh . . . shivers God forbid
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ You didn't use Google, you used Bing!
 
What's Bing?
 
9:35 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Its the browser you use on a new Windows computer on Internet Explorer/Edge to look up Google to look up Chrome.
 
Oh, that guy
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] No whitespace in answer: Lots of Email or Lot of Emails? by David on ell.SE
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ that guy uses Safari on a Mac.
 
tpu- by K.Dᴀᴠɪs
tpu by M.A.R.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Start/stop internet sharing from a script? by juanfal on apple.SE
 
@GrantGarrison no swearing in this chat
ur moms safari
 
9:38 PM
fp- by doppelgreener
 
@SmokeDetector why
 
@GrantGarrison Post - Username similar to website
 
i use IE on a mac
 
@SmokeDetector F
@doppelgreener are you friends of the doppelpurpler guy?
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ what pfft no who'd be friends with the doppelpurpler guy
 
9:39 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Can’t launch daemon with launchctl in Yosemite by juanfal on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector can't even find the website
 
fp- by doppelgreener
 
Wait... that's two identical naswers.
I'm gonna flag that for moderator attention.
 
@SmokeDetector scratches head
 
... oh, it's different sites
 
9:40 PM
naa- by Grant Garrison
 
Oh
@SmokeDetector F
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ What do you use?
 
Google
Just, Google
 
On a Chromebook?
 
I like having my private information in one unsafe locker than several
 
9:46 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Actually, Apple just makes their money directly from your wallet, not from your information.
4
 
@GrantGarrison It's a tablet called Google Google model G00GLE, and a browser called Google Googlium googly eyes
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in username: Match two chars except first and last by Sohbet on stackoverflow.com
 
sd f
 
fp by M.A.R.
 

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